Saturday, March 31, 2012

KRISTEN AT KCA



Fuck hot as usual.

UnnnnnnnnF!

AND SHE WON FAVORITE ACTRESS!
HOT MAMA GOT HERSELF AN ORANGE BLIMP AWARD!





Happy Saturday my BTBs!!!

It's Saturday, so let's party like 
fucking rock-stars!!!


Just don't 
Drink too much...

Sincerely,
Rob.




















HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND MY DARLINGS!!! 

Friday, March 30, 2012

I Don't Know About You....

But, I FUCKING LOVE KATE NASH!!


I'm hooked listening to all her songs!


I'm positive she's a closet BTB, I mean, who else could say "Twat" in a song and get away with it! LOL


This "We Get On" its one of my favorites! Enjoy ♪♫♪



So, what are you listening right now?
Tell us on the comments below!!! ♥♥♥

SIGN BITCHES SIGN!






AGAIN! MARCELA HAS DONE HER MAGIC AND CREATED THE PETITION FOR ROBSTEN FOR FIFTY!

I GOT TWO WORDS FOR ALL YOU BTBS.
SIGN IT!

AND PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD OF THE PETITION AND HAVE ANY AND ALL COME AND SIGN IT!




New Cosmopolis Stills

Oh Rob!!!!

But why are you fully clothed??

This is bullshit!! We want a still of LeMonsterCock or at least a glimpse of ASS!!! 

Well, anyways... Here are the stills



I'm sexually frustrated right now...


Feel free to use this post as a 
VENTING POST!!! 

Thursday, March 29, 2012

What... WHAT?!?!?!?

Kristen Stewart Talks Twilight-Inspired Fifty Shades of Grey—Is She Up for the Racy Lead Role?!

From Eonline.com

 Forget the lame Breaking Dawn sex scene: There's a new, deliciously dirty novel set for the big screen—ya know, the Twilight-Inspired fan fiction Fifty Shades  Of Gray —and we're oh so excited for casting to begin on this trashy franchise takeover.But turns out, our dream team—Robert Pattinson  and Kristen Stewart duh—just might be up for the pornographic parts!So, what did Stewart spill about the racy role?
"It's funny—I heard about it yesterday. Rob [Pattinson] and Wyck [Godfrey], our producer, were talking about it," K.Stew dished to EW when asked about the raunchy role. "I've heard it's quite sexy, very titillating."

Quite sexy? That's the understatement of the year, babe. The book is dirty, graphic and sexually explicit in every way—so much so that even an R rating might be difficult to nab without some serious watering down of the sexual substance.But the racy read sounds right up K.Stew's badass alley—it's got all the deliciously dirty deets Stephenie Meyer was too timid to pen.So, will Stewart read the story inspired by her Bella counterpart?"Hell, yeah!" she admitted with total enthusiasm!.

We're so thrilled Stewart's behind the project, titillating tone and all. We would kill to see a real Robsten sex scene between Twilight-inspired characters Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele—after all, the cheesy Twilight forbidden love is gettin' real old.   
But as deliciously dirty as the novel may be, author E.L. James insists it's a love story with loads of mainstream appeal."It's a romantic fantasy story...I don't see it as erotica. I see it as a contemporary romance," James explained to EW.
She also elaborated on the racy nature of the read: "Yes, it's quite graphic, but when people fall in love they have sex. Well, actually, they have a lot of sex...It's for ordinary women who like some spicy sex."Mommy porn at its finest! And it's about time a super hot romance hit the big screen.So, let's get this casting couch in full swing!What say you, Awful readers? Are Pattinson and Stewart the obvious choices? Or do you have someone else in mind for the raunchy roles?


WELL HERE @ BTB UNCENSORED WE VOTE:
FUCK YEAH!!!!!


**Thanks AZ_Chica_BTB for the news!!!**

THIS POSTS FOR YOU, LIGHTOFLIFENUMBER1RPFAN


HOW YA' LIKE US NOW???

Happy PORN Thursday!!!

Yeah, we love Robsten Porn...

SO WHAT!!!




Haters gonna hate!
And we don't give a shit!
Enjoy the porn ladies! it's good for the soul!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Happy HUMP Day!!!

Because being on a tree makes no difference when you are Rob-Horny....

Can't say I blame her... I'm not even near and I'm wet mess..
Just sayin'











♥♥♥HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!! ♥♥♥

FIFTY ON FIRE!


!!!BOOM!!!
The is the sound of Fifty taking over the world.

Checkout the cover(s) of this weeks Entertainment Weekly Magazine.

Wonder once one is the BTB fav??
*evil grin*

If you are a subscriber to EW you will receive the Fifty Cover Edition!
And yes, I am one of those bitches!!

Love this cover!


Thanks again, Aurora!
*smooch*


LUCKY NUMBER 13


Who says the number 13 isn't lucky? 13,000 is even better!!!

Why am I talking about 13,000? GOOD QUESTION.

Our delicious little mouth candy Marcela let me know that we are averaging 13,000 views a month!!!

HOLY FUCKS BALLS!

In the very beginning of OUR (every BTB) site, I thought it would be a fun little hideaway for a few of us to get together and have a blast. But now I'm seeing that there's more here then just a few crazy bitches. I think what makes BTBs-Uncensored super amazing is that we are just who we are and have no excuses for it. Each of us brings a different dimension and that creates the most amazing atmosphere to be in.

love gif



I have to give credit where credit is due. Marcela. My Angel. If not for you I really doubt that this site would exist. I couldn't have done it on my own.





Okay. That's enough mushy, lovey talk. Back to what we love.

Let's climb on top of this Wednesday hump and grind on it!!



I dedicate this video to our future!

WE ARE BTBS AND WE RULE THIS MUTHAFUCKA!





Tuesday, March 27, 2012

YOU DIRTY TWAT WAFFLES!

What are the dirty BTBs saying??
Well, here it is... 


The 30 most used words at the BTB-Uncensored Blog!


Are you surpised? I'm sure as fuck NOT!


I Fucking love you my dirty hoors!
With all my ♥ 
You guys are the best and make my life a happy paradise!
Thanks for all your love and nastiness, FB and I are the luckiest bitches on the planet! 

New TV Spot For SWATH

It has like 3 seconds of footage we haven't seen... but hey, it's better than nothing! 



Kristen, I'm such a Kirsbian for you!!! 

Cosmopolis Meets WTTR

COSMOPOLIS + WTTR = ?

The results are 4 squirting orgasms called Gifs

Holy fuck!!!

Why in the world movies don't cast them together!! 
Their on screen connection (and off) it's unbelievable!! 



















Please excuse me while I go change my panties...
*Thanks to whoever made this, you are a dirty bitch and I love you for it... Thank you so fucking much!*

IT'S LIKE ROB WANTS US TO DO CAPTION CONTESTS!


I can barely type this because I have such a bad case of the giggles!
I can only imagine what all you dirty little BTBs will come up with.

Without further adieu.....

CAPTION THIS!

Monday, March 26, 2012

OH FIFTY!!!!

So, as we celebrate the dream becoming a reality...
I give you our Rob as Fifty 
AKA Christian Gray 
and Kstewy as Anastasia Steele 
*swoons*



































Now, if Rob and Kristen's characters are too close to real life to play them...


WHO SHOULD PLAY FIFTY AND ANA?!?!?!
Leave your suggestions below my horny twat waffles! *smooches* <3

PEOPLE.COM WONDERS......MOVIE OR SERIES

PEOPLE.COM HAS RELEASED A NEW ARTICLE ON FIFTY.

CHECK IT OUT!




Fifty Shades of Grey: Should It Be a Movie – Or on TV?

Monday March 26, 2012 04:00 PM EDT

Fifty Shades of Grey: Should It Be a Movie – Or on TV?

Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey, the bestselling erotic novel that's attracted legions of female fans, is not only the hottest book around. It's the biggest "get" for movie studios.

According to several outlets, the major companies have been clamoring for the film rights to the steamy trilogy and the chance to bring Christian Grey to the big screen. Deadline reported Monday that Universal Pictures and Focus Features have already won rights to the book.

But where are the small screen developers in all the buzz? Anyone who's read even a slice of the steamy trilogy knows that a film wouldn't do the book justice within R-rated territory. Instead of going the way of the sexual addiction-themed Shame, – which was critically-acclaimed but attracted only brave NC-17 moviegoers – Shades might find a more comfortable home in living rooms.

Take HBO. This wouldn't be the first time that the network pushed the boundaries with sex. It was 14 years ago that HBO got women everywhere talking with a little show called Sex and the City. Between the frank talk about sex and the nudity to spare, it was something of a TV revolution.

Other series on the cable network have been even more sexually forthcoming. Anyone who's watched True Blood, Hung or even the 1990s-born Real Sex (the name says it all if you haven't seen it) should prove that HBO (full disclosure: which like PEOPLE is owned by Time Warner) can go places that most movies simply cannot.

In addition to the privacy-of-your-own-home, glass-of-wine-in-hand element that a TV show would provide, the storyline would also be well suited to a weekly format.

Rather than squirming uncomfortably through a 2-hour movie chock full of sex scenes, a series could feature one such scene per week. And (SPOILER ALERT!) in the second book, Fifty Shades Darker, Grey and Anastasia Steele's relationship takes a big plot turn and becomes more of a thriller. That storyline is a natural fit for weekly cliffhangers.

If you want to vote your opinion on Movie Vs. Series head over to People.com and click that button!

OR

Tell us, your fellow BTBs what you think.

Fifty is spreading like wildfire! It's blowing up and now everyone will know about it. Well, all the ones who've lived under rocks for the past couple of years.

Thanks Aurora! You da best!
*smooch*


FIFTY MOVIE UPDATE!

It's official! Fifty will be made into movies! I know many of you wanted this to be picked up by HBO or Showtime. But at least Summgate will have NOTHING to do with it!

Can't wait to start hearing the details!!

Universal Pictures And Focus Features Win ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

By MIKE FLEMING | Monday March 26, 2012 @ 11:47am


EXCLUSIVE: Ending the wildest book to movie auction in recent and distant memory, Universal Pictures and Focus Features have acquired screen rights to the E.L. James’ steamy novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Focus Features will marketing and distribute the film in partnership with Universal Pictures, whose co-chairman Donna Langley heavily pursued the book.

I’d heard that 10 studio chiefs sweat it out all weekend to get the rights to this book about a 21-year old college student who starts a relationship with a late twenties wealthy and handsome entrepreneur who leads her partner into an S&M and bondage deal where she is his submissive and keeps his emotions repressed. The relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey deepens in Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

I’m not hearing a specific winning bid amount, but I think if you go back to The Da Vinci Code, which sold for around $3 million or a bit higher against 3.5% of gross, this is comparable to what Universal has paid for Fifty Shades of Grey. The author and agent set approvals over things like script, director and lead cast, but they did not insist on a quick progress to production or even a guarantee that all three films would be made. Instead, their priority was to take their time and get it right as they target this love story explored through sexual politics, aimed at women 25-65. Universal looked at the property as an IP as opposed to simply a book. Clearly, the author and her agent weren’t looking to take the money and run.

All the heavy hitters were into this one, talking to one another and scrambling for any kind of advantage on the weekend with author E.L. James and her agent, Valerie Hoskins. This after the two spent a week in Hollywood meeting suitors and producers. They then went into radio silence all weekend while rumors of whopping bids surfaced with upfront sums like $4 million or better against first dollar gross in the 5% neighborhood. That is big money but the book is an undisputed grass roots e-book publishing phenomenon. Those numbers can be made to work because the movie can be made for around $30 million. In essence, bidders considered the book trilogy to be the star, and were willing to pay a star salary for an adult R-rated franchise. All of this culminated as The Hunger Games established itself as a powerhouse book to movie franchise, and it created a perfect storm.

Everybody knew all along that James and Hoskins were going to get paid, so this was not at all about getting the biggest payday. In fact, there were bigger offers on the table that the author could have taken and didn’t. I’m told that one thing that swayed the bidding was this: author and agent got the prestige track record of James Schamus’ Focus Features, backed by the guaranteed passion of Langley, who chased this one hard. That means this was getting the full attention from all of Universal. The author and agent did a similar thing when they set Fifty Shades of Grey up with a publisher. They chose Random House because they wanted the backing and bucks of a big publishing house with a Vintage imprint that gives the trilogy the chance to be regarded as literature and not some trashy sex novel.

Going into the weekend, the studios and monied producers bidding included Warner Bros, Paramount, Fox 2000, Sony Pictures, Universal, Paramount, New Regency, Mandate and Lionsgate/Summit Entertainment, and then Harvey Weinstein got into it hard as it came down to not money, but rather which studio made the best presentation and had the creative track record, something that Weinstein was selling hard, I’d heard.

Related:
Will Steamy Novel ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Climax In 7-Figure Deal?
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Has Hollywood Carpooling

This comes after the author, a former TV exec from London, and her agent, who runs VHA in London, met studios, monied production companies and producers over the past week before sending out their requests.


THANK YOU, PINKLADY!

YOU ARE A TRUE BTB TO THE CORE!

Love Youuuuuu!

♥♥♥


CARRIE KEAGAN A BTB? FUCK YEAH.










Watching the HG UPCLOSE with Carrie Keagan made me very reminiscent about when the Twi-cast had done interviews with her.

If you've seen them before then you'll love them all over again and if it's your first time HOLY FUCK BALLS!

Enjoy, bitches!
*muah*

BD2 TEASER FROM THG



For all of you who didn't get to see it before it was pulled from the web. And to all of you who didn't go to see THG just to see this....well..

HERE IT IS!
again.


Thanks Aurora for the early morning alert!
xoxoxo

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Saturday, March 24, 2012

*DROOLS*

Do we really need more reasons to be dying about this movie?!?!


BEL AMI!!!!!


I WANT TO SEE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry, I must go... errr to get more batteries....

Friday, March 23, 2012

REVIEW OF BD2 SNEAK PEEK TRAILER



The best part of that video is the very end of the guy. FUCKING HILARIOUS!

MADONNA VS CYNDI



Is this Madonna's 2012 take on Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?





I gotta stick with my girl Cyndi Lauper.
You can't beat a classic.

MOMMY KNOWS BEST

Just to show you all what a long line of BTBs I come from. Here is an email I received from my Mother this morning.

Tell me she's not a BTB. I dare you!

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NECK ACHE?
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WOMEN WHO SPEND HOURS IN FRONT OF THE
COMPUTER?
DO YOU END UP WITH NECK ACHE AND TENSION IN YOUR BACK?
HERE ARE SOME VERY HELPFUL EXERCISES









NECK FEELS BETTER, DOESN'T IT?....YOU'RE WELCOME

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Now you all know where I get my BTB swagga. And now you know I get honest. LOL


Love my Mommy!