Thursday, March 29, 2012

THIS POSTS FOR YOU, LIGHTOFLIFENUMBER1RPFAN


HOW YA' LIKE US NOW???

170 comments:

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Oh this is too much for me!!

I gotta get outta here!

*Pants and runs away*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Maybe if L0L got some of this maybe she wouldn't be such a fucking freak. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Don't go! lol

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

ROFLMAO!!!

I'M dying over here!!! Love it!!!

You fucking Rock!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH FUCK!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hd7kYNDx1rp33avo1_500.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 We're going to need more then a mop for this clean-up.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 If this doesn't make that bitch SQUIRT...nothing will.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

and again...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ojljmg4j1qd2nsfo1_250.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Definitely more than a mop.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OHHH TTTOOOOO MUUUUCH!!!!

ahhhhhh

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyost8awL1qbqhhuo1_500.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Sorry... i'll help *goes to get mops and buckets*

LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 ROFLMFAO!! YOU'RE KILLING ME, MARCELA! YOU'RE FUCKIN' KILLING ME!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Don't tempt me woman!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I don't know. You might want to lay down. I'll get you some gatorade or an IV.

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

You're damn right!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 ...tempt....tempt....*evil grin*

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I likes it like that!!!!!

Yes please!!!

*sticks ass in the air for Soapymayhem - she's amazing!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jei1HwsK1rsag97o1_500.jpg

LOL!!! 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

okay  I need another shower now! 

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg90u6KT71r5gwgmo1_250.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 You know Ken isn't the one giving her the squirts.

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

damn did u see this one!

I just cummed again!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0clapjxac1qhvxmvo1_500.png

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

Cheating whore, I love her! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 LOL!!!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Fuuuuuck! Fine I'll stay. Damn you!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

UNF 

*humps screen*

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2Dt3eASyHDYmiA0oDRBXncOaCFMydCUSaWBn4jZJysEFZcJhyCt8M1qqjyw

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL!!!

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgj2qxGLo1r2vmu9o1_250.gif

Angelahorny4Rob said...

*Moaning* My hubby would like to thank you for getting me all hot and bothered

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Just want to say, both Gavin and Skylar are such awesome names!!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

My thoughts exactly! LOL

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Awwww..... thanks

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OMG this is too funny

Karen60BTB said...

Fuck. Me. Harder...

Angelahorny4Rob said...

LOL!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh Lord! Gah.....
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4h98bUf31qjz158.gif

Mariana♥BTB said...

oooooooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xk079QK-Mwc/S_atuOve-PI/AAAAAAAACAI/9U5A-6jWRbk/s1600/Picture+6.png 

Mariana♥BTB said...

that was a powerful one!

Jennifer said...

wellllll...holy hell!!! lmfao
thought I would jump over here and see if there were any survivors or just piles of ashes laying around everywhere....and looky what I found!!!!  
thank you FB.....I needed to have just one more squirt at her expense!!! 
and just for today....and we all know why....I'm sendin' a special lick to you...cuz that Kristen looks pretty FH right now! ;D
so...she's gone right???  lol....I bet she's sittin at her laptop lookin at this picture  with her whole fist crammed up her cooter! lmfao
good going there FB! 
love ya hard BTB ;D

Mariana♥BTB said...

put on your raincoats ladies!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

i'm seriously on non stop LOL today with all these gifs!  Maybe we should call Thursday: BTB ROFLMAO GIF DAY?

star4 said...

I like you!  I really, really like you!

star4 said...

She's waaaayyy too tight to have a fist up her.  Maybe she's dry humping one of her cats.

star4 said...

Love it... looks like Kristen from the back.  ;-)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm so calling the ASPCA!

star4 said...

This may have finally scared Light away!

Jennifer said...

poor cats!!! lmfao  xD

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

So far, so good. DING DONG! THE CUNT IS DIED! 

FLOVE YOU MORE!
*MUAH*

Jennifer said...

lmao...I bet you meet the Jehova Witness at the mailbox with a flamethrower don't you!!! you kill me dead woman!!!! laughing so hard right now my monitor is shaking back and forth and it usually only does that when i'm really really close!!!!  ;D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 IKR!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Actually I answer the door totally nude with fake blood running down me and I just tell them that I'm busy in the middle of a sacrifice. ☺

Jennifer said...

shit@!
I have laughed SO much today!!!  
this has been what my sorry sad ass needed all week!!! *wipes tears of joy from face*...love you BTB :)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Love you more, sweet cheeks!

Mariana♥BTB said...

LMFAO!

MegO said...

I agree with you! I love their names. Gavin was on my list with Alie but I probably would have gotten some dirty looks for naming my daughter Gavin.... lol. 

MegO said...

Probably both!!! 

MegO said...

No BTB BATL GIF Day! lol. 

Karen60BTB said...

My husband is out ofntown till Saturday, boy is he gonna be in a for a happy surprise!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I got a little "LIKE" happy today...hilarious post!!

Title of this should be Rob's famous, "Just the tip..." line. lol ♥

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

She can't stand the sight of such a marvellous thing. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! 

We adore "Just the tip" Robdorkiness! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!!!  Holy Shit!!! Lord Almighty!!!!!  I think that I have seen the fucking "Light"!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL!

P.S. Since this post is "Fifty-ish", check out what Kristen had to say in the recent EW mag about the "Fifty" trilogy...
http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac124/robstenation/March%202012/ew6c.png

leahreallyitis said...

*goes to tackle FB* LOVE YA!! that is priceless!!

leahreallyitis said...

making my panties wet!

leahreallyitis said...

aw she was kidding and being sarcastic it was priceless! ha ahhahaaa

leahreallyitis said...

I would suck his "tip"

leahreallyitis said...

LOL! I LOVE his adorkableness!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! this chick NEEDS to get laid!

leahreallyitis said...

so fucking true!! I swear I wanted to shake the shit out of here LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

I like you too!! <3

leahreallyitis said...

priceless! I saw what was going on in that post!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! I told her that I fantasize about Rob being in my shower and she calls us EVIL *rolls eyes* she seriously NEEDS to be laid

leahreallyitis said...

hahahahahhahaaa!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Just because....

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/214/504/353g67.jpg?1323388649

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!! oh to be a fly on the wall to see that!

leahreallyitis said...

that is just too funny!

leahreallyitis said...

she needs some batteries and dildo

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!! she better stay away from my cats!!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

hahahahahhahahaa!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Me, or Kristen???  I think that Kristen was being honest in her comment about "Fifty"....  As for me, I was NOT kidding and obviously being a sarcastic bitch.... LOL!!!

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmm those lips!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She's already admitted to being a voyeur... She'll be back!!!  ;-)

leahreallyitis said...

he looks like Taylor???? LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

........and ROUGH ;)

leahreallyitis said...

xD

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Nothing like a good fistin' for our one and only bible-beater.... LMAO!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

I bet! :D and have a FUN time all though that's understatement *hee hee*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That's my girl!!!  ;-)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Gives new meaning to "Raaawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr"!!!!!!!!  LOL!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!! 

leahreallyitis said...

yeah they are awesome names my nieces name is Alyssa and my nephew names is Ryan he is almost 18 and my niece is almost 20

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

hahahahahaa!

leahreallyitis said...

mine too!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

A bizillion "likes"!!!!!!!!!!

Fuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

OOOHHHOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSS!! OOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOO YESSSSSS YESSSSSS!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

It was the power of Rob's cock... again!!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Another Robgasm!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*yells over the innercome* CLEAN UP ON AISLE ONE!

leahreallyitis said...

it does *O*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Since the "Light" is already on her hands and knees praising her Jesus, let her clean up the mess... with her forked tongue!!!!!  LMFAO!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

*puts rain coat on*

leahreallyitis said...

*calls the coast guard*

star4 said...

Or, such a BIG thing... she fainted... or she's hiding under her chair in fright.

leahreallyitis said...

I'll help!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'd break my jaw shoving it all in my mouth!

SSSSSLLLLLUUUURRRP!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 You know me. I'll never do anything half assed. I put my whole ass into it! ☺

star4 said...

She fucked it's poor ear off!  That's what Rob manips will do to a poor girl.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Actually the cat ripped it's own ear off because he was tired of hearing the crazy bitch talk about God and the white light.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

IKR?!!!  I would love to hear what she thinks after she reads the Fifty trilogy!  The article also says that the author is looking for "unknowns" to be casted in the movie... *Sad Panda!*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That breaks my heart. Especially if Robsten was interested.
 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Exactly! lol

MegO said...

BATL!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Check new post!!! 

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I don't doubt that...but you'll have to wait till I'm done!!! ♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Let's start a petition!! LOL

MegO said...

Eh it would be worth it eh FB!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Absolutely!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS! ROFLMAO!!!

MegO said...

My hubby has been gone every night this week and I'm asleep by the time he gets home.... It's probably for the best cause I definitely wouldn't be up for some luvin'! Yesterday I fell down our 12 stairs and landed right on my ass so hard my back actually cracked.... it really fucking hurts! I feel like I'm 70 and I'm only 26.... this aint right! lol. Hence the morning of laying in bed waching Handy Manny with a 2 year old!

MegO said...

Aren't all orgasms a Robgasm? Well for BTBs....lol. 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

have you seen this video of the banana explanation?  fucking hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfucpGCm5hY

MegO said...

Wouldn't wanna chance any BTB dehydration! Anyone know how to start an IV? lol. 

MegO said...

Nah she still would, it's ingrained into her psychotic mind. 

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LMAO!!! Definitely worth it...☺

star4 said...

She ran to the store for a dildo.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I would have busted up laughing if I was him, having to say to the camera, "On the far side there are three ridges... On the inside there are two ridges..." But when he shoved that banana in his hand...I seriously lost it!!! lolololol

star4 said...

I don't blame the poor pussy.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

It's gonna be HARD to accept anyone beside R&K in those roles, they were C&A for 3 entire books!!!! ♥

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

No!  It was fucking hilarious!!!  Thanks for sharing, BTB-Aurora!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

What can I say... I was "inspired" by the "light".... LMFAO!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ITA!!!  

I have a difficult time believing that the author did not think of R & K at all while writing her trilogy.  She says that she is a hardcore Twi-fan, like us, so she has to have some love for our lovely Robsten!  I guess our only hope now is if R & K read the triology,  flove it, and approach her for the lead roles.... *Crosses fingers and toes!*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Going, going, gone....

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I know, huh?!  Why not giver her inspiration a chance???

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Good idea!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Exactly! Don't bite the hand that fingers you. LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I am all for taking one for the BTB Team anytime!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yeeessssssssss!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

And, for some lube because that cunt is drier than the sand in the Mohave desert!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Just how we like it!!!  *SMACK*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yikes!  Go get checked out by a doctor, BTB-Meg, and feel better!!!

MegO said...

OMG!!! "So the contents don't squirt in your face!" BATL!!!!

MegO said...

For a second I thought you said "Let's start penetrating!!!" OMG!!! BATL!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

respect the line bitches!!!
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/black-friday2.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

MegO said...

But your pregnant we can't let the pregnant one take one for the team... I'll sacrifice myself! :) 

LOL Love ya AZ!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

MegO said...

Eh nothing a good dentist and money can't fix! lol. 

MegO said...

I would but I don't think the doctor will cure my klutziness....lol. When I was pregnant with Alie I dropped a cast iron indoor cooking grill on my foot and never went to the doctor found out a year later I broke one of the bones on the top of my foot and it still fucking hurts at times... I'm kinda stubborn...lol. My back should be fine my shower has those 6 body jets in it so I just need someone to watch the 2 year old so I can go have a nice long hot shower. Thank god for big hot water tanks!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This is her husband!!! LOL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznewmldFc1rp6qipo1_500.jpg

star4 said...

You got that right!

star4 said...

*smooch* ♥♥♥

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Looks about right!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Bella is that you??? J/K! LOL!!!

How about that shower with your hubby rubbing you from behind??? I bet you'd feel better really fast!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Aw, so sweet, but I am trying to keep y'all from getting preggo like me... LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That's what HE said...  LMAO!!!

MegO said...

BATL that's what I was thinking!

MegO said...

If it's Rob's baby I would gladly take one for the team.

MegO said...

Hubby is gone all night this week. Yah I could give Bella a run for her money with klutziness! Hubby and the boys went to a hockey tournament for a weekend and in that one weekend I burned my hand, fell down the stairs twice, slipped on the ice outside, stubbed my toe.... it's a standing joke in my house about my klutziness and Alie is almost as bad as me....

Karen60BTB said...

I just made it 4 likes! That is one of my favorite Robism..."just the tip"..LOL!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

ahhh nice !!!!! ;) That troll is probably lying on the floor squirting and having multiple orgasms for the very first time ;o

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

* joins in crossing eyes, arms and legs, too *

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Lol @ "respect the line!" Hell yeah! It's like calling "shotgun"!!! Me first!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

They are so sexual in their interviews, and I'm right there with them!!! ;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 LoL actually inspired me. I went and got a tattoo because of her.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JercofgL00A/Tudj6T0OyzI/AAAAAAAAScc/XzCXwDBparQ/s1600/vtattoo-devil.jpg