Ladies and Gentlemen, It gives me great pride to be here today, judging what must be the finest, most wonderful exponents of perviness in this countryWORLD. It is also an honor that I have been given an opportunity to judge at BTBs-Uncensored at such a huge occasion... not that you had the choice! *evil laughs*
It was a tough competition to judge indeed. The level of perviness has been absolutely top-notch. But the one pervert that stood out because of his/her sheer determination, talent and energy in this contest will take away the prize... THE GOLDEN COCK!!
So without further ado, the winner of this competition is (drums)...
Congratulations Aurora23! Could you come on stage and say a few words about your experience?
I'm done with all the over-the-counter meds to shake this fucking flu out of my body. I'm fucking tired of "resting"...aka tossing and turning. I'm tired of having one nostril to breath out of. I'm sick as hell of medicine head.
There's only one thing that will cure me and get me back to my filthy, dirty whore ways... DR. ROBERT "FEELGOOD" PATTINSON
I need him to cum and fuck the cooties out of my body. I just know he could open up every opening on my body and make it feel so much better!
As you can clearly see *points up to gif* his methods are very advanced and 100% excepted by the BTB♥FDA!
We all individually sit back and watch these big movie companies steam roll us and expect us to follow them around like a lost puppy. But we are the ones who pay them, we are their bosses! And it's time we start acting like it!
Thanks to Leah, she has tracked down some email addy's for us to use to contact Sony about the US distribution of Bel Ami. I know many of our readers are outside of the US but please support us in this fight for the pleasure to see Rob fuck like a rabbit on ecstasy!
Let's inform these corporate assholes who they are dealing with and if they think they can control a bunch of horny bitches then they have another thing CUMMING!
Well, I have the Twi FanFic recommendation of the week!
It's not long, so give it a shot.
We have heard so much crazy shit this week, this fic will sound normal... or maybe not...
Here is a little teaser to get you started!!!
~~"Moo, mooooooo," I thank him and nuzzle against his groin.
My cowpoke hisses and takes a step back. "Come on now, girl, let's go hose you down.
After my cleaning is complete, he brushes my hair and braids it. I'm appreciative, but I wish he'd just milk me already! My udders are so swollen that they feel like they're about to burst - all three of them.
That's right, I have three. Well, two regular ones and a third that started out as just an extra nipple, but grew to a decent size once he started milking it.
At first I thought it was a curse, but now that I'm carrying three calves inside me, I can't see it as anything else but pure fate!~~
I have cheated on you... but it's not my fault! You see, I went on vacation and when I got snowed in I had nothing better to do than to watch my $10 Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries I got on Black Friday.
I never thought this would happen, as I wasn't into it before... But I fucking love Damon!!!
He is so hot
and SARCASTIC oh God, Sarcastic...
I'm so sorry Rob, please tell me you are not mad?!
Fuck! You're so mad!
What are you doing Rob?!? What are you gonna do to me?!?!? *CRIES*
GOTDAMN! WHEN IS THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' MOVIE GETTING RELEASED? I'VE BEEN RUBBING MY PUSSY RAW WAITING FOR IT! I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKERS ASS THRUSTING INTO A STREET WALKING WHORE SO BAD! I WANT TO SEE HIM USE WOMEN LIKE HE USES US BTBS!!