HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!

HOLA BITCHES!!!

Let's play a game!

It's called "Replace the Word"

In this case the word is "CUPCAKES"

Replace it with whatever

 your dirty mind wants!

We've Got Mail! BTB Meeting Weekend!

Hello Dear BTBs, 

I was so excited to FINALLY get to meet Marcela! The flight from Hawaii was good and arrived on time. As I was making my way to the baggage claim area, I saw a very handsome man peeking at me from behind a pillar - lo, and behold, it was New Moon Edward holding a BTB sign for me!!! (funniest thing I have ever seen at an airport) Well my panties got wet immediately, and behind Edward was Marcella - cute as can be and laughing already.

-----> I have to add, (this is M) it was only the top part of Cardboard Edward  LOL as I have a hard time sharing his bottom...   And I held 2 signs for BTB Karen to recognize me... See Bellow:

Do I have to add she recognize me right away? even tho we had never met before? Cardboard Edward has that charm... Plus, I think everyone, and when I say EVERYONE was staring at me at the Las Vegas Airport! LOL

 As we drove around looking for somewhere to eat breakfast, our conversation was in typical BTB style - Le MonsterCock and  tight pussies in white swim suits. We settled on stopping at the MGM Grand and grabbed some Starbucks and a couple of chairs to get to know each other - how we came to love Rob and discuss the Rob and Kristen rumors.

-------> After screaming like twats, we finally got to my car, and poor Karen was forced to be driven around Las Vegas by a crazy person. I'm the first one to admit, I'm a horrible driver, I often speed, and miss exits... but I make it up by being cute and screaming to pedestrians "I'M A LOCAL"... they understand LMAO! 

So, after a couple of pics by the boxing ring, we headed to the Flamingo Hotel over-21 pool and grabbed the last 2 lounge chairs and enjoyed our Margaritas and Mai Tai's while hanging at the pool, talking trash about the skinny girls and the fact that they need to eat a few cheeseburgers!

-------> Dude, Karen! Don't skip the part where you asked me to rub tanning oil on your thighs! And the underwater humping?!?! I thought we shared a special moment! Damn tourists... I feel like a whore... LOL J/K!  Plus Karen got to meet my Local BFF and BTB, she also joined in the underwater humping.

Later that night we sat down to watch a Robmovie....Marcela picked Little Ashes. Now LA is one of Rob's more daring films and poor Marcela was scarred for life watching Rob get more lip action than he did in Twilight!!!! It is a good film and he did a great job (the reason DC wanted him for Cosmo) but you gotta get past the guy-on-guy lip locks!!!

-------> Seriously, I'm still having nightmares about Rob kissing dudes... that's not right! 

I had the best time meeting you BTB Karen, the pool, water, cocktails, and special moments were unforgettable. PLEASE COME BACK SOON!!!

HAPPY HUMP D.... *DIES*

OMFG!!!!

IS He serious...

I.am.dead

FB, Bring out the big guns, 

I'm not surviving this one 

*twitches & dies*

PUBES...

Rob's Pubes...

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*Thanks KK & Joan for the Amazeballs image...

OMG! TWILIGHT'S OWN BLR! LOL!!

Oh.MY.GOOOOOD!!!!!

Twilight now has its OWN BLR (Bad Lip Reading)

Which just happens to be my FREAKING FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! (Jenna Marbles is right after LOL)

I bow to your awesomeness BLR. 

You did not dissapont. AGAIN.

Enjoy!

Wanna keep laughing?

Go to their channel and browse all the different videos they have.

You'll thank me, my fav of all times: Hot Jumping Beans LOL

Happy Friday Treat!!! RobWard Stills!

OMG New Robward Stills! I'm Squealing like a piglet in a full trashcan! 

This second one has been lighten up, to better the detail...

Two words... HOLY BULGE

UNF

God, I miss the Olympics...

HOLY FUCKING LOOK ALIKES!!!

Seriously, I love Rob.

But I wouldn't mind this guy screwing my brains out 100 ways until Sunday!!!!!

You decide.

Yay or Nai?

Rob: Just WHY?!?

THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD

That can even make shoveling shit look sexy...

Oh Rob...

Just Because You Asked! Young Robert

Grab you ovaries with 2 hands, cuz this boy is ADORABLE!!!!!

Oh Rob! my ovaries are ready!

Let me bear your children!!!

Rob, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!

Rob's new photo shoot....


No words...

WHORE DOWN! 

WHORE DOWN!!

Bitches its Moan-day!

And did you get you tickets to the gun show?!

Because fuck me if this man is not buffing up reaaaaaally good!

I could just hump the shit out of that arm... seriously~ 

UNF!

Happy Holiday Moan-Day!!!

Most of my stupid co-workers are off this short week... but because I'm taking a vacation in a few weeks I was forced to stay!! *WAILS*


Well, at least I have my beautiful BTBs to keep me company! 


Let's celebrate this sunny MoanDay with the best Manips out there:


My favorites below~

LOL So, she likes "The Pleaser"

And she can do it solo...

UNF~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Christian Grey!!!

Today is Mr. Kinky's Birthday!!

What a better way to celebrate it, than with his favorite girls! The BTB's!!!

Let's grab each other's tits and sing for our man!

♪♫Happy Birthday Mr. Grey♪♫

It's your birthday!

Do whatever you want to us! 

We are kneeling and ready, inside the Red Room of Pain!!! 

UNF!!!!! 
*Thanks FB for always being on top of me... err I mean of things ♥

Saturday Treats!

For the naughty BTBs!!!


UNF!!! Excuse me while I go... errrr
look for something in my special drawer.


WHY MUST HE BE SO HOT!!!


*dry humps sofa cushion*

Gahhhhh


I love him so much!!


Now, tie me up and fuck me like the world is gonna end!

FAN WIN!!!!

I want to know who's the creator of this???

You deserve a fucking medal!

This is what I could do tonight, as I'm hating the hubby right now LOL

*finds fav pic of Rob* 

*click, print*

*wiggles eyebrows*

I'm ready bitches!!!!

FUCKING PERFECT!!!!

FACT.

These gifs make my NIPPLES HARD!

HOLY TONGUE BATMAN!!!!

True Story...

Rob's New Photos: Premiere

I Don't know what to say!

They are so good, but so dark and twisted...

But so hot....

Oh, Rob!!!

More After the Break

Results are in: Who is our Queen of Dirty?

Let's ask the Filthy Mouth Evil Queen!

WOW!!! 

Congratulations BTB JRbutnotTHEJR!

You are our Queen Of Dirty!!!

Here, let me put this Crown in your cooter

 on your head!!! 

We FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!

*View the dirty post HERE

ARMY ROB?! Fuck yes!

Rob to star in "Mission: Blacklist" Movie?!

From Source: 

LOS ANGELES, CA – May 2, 2012 

Robert Pattinson has come on board to star in the upcomingfilm “Mission: Blacklist” with Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire committed to direct. 

The screenplay was adapted by “Band of Brothers” writer and producer Erik Jendresen from the Harper Collins novel Mission: Black List #1 written by military interrogator Eric Maddox with Davin Seay. Ross M. Dinerstein, Managing Partner of Preferred Content, is producing alongside Jendresen and Kevin Waller.

”Mission: Blacklist” is a psychological thriller that details the true, inside story of the search for Saddam Hussein and the interrogator, Eric Maddox, who spearheaded his capture.

“This movie is a gripping, edge of your seat thriller,” says Dinerstein. “I have been inspired by Robert and Jean-Stéphane’s dedication to tell this story in the most authentic way possible, and I’m thrilled to add Hugo and Tim to our team.

ARE WE READY FOR THIS?!?!?!

*Thanks Leah for the tip

Rob: Just WHY?!?

One movement, and we are all in alert.
Nipples go hard...
                Panties go wet...
                            Minds go wild...

Just for you Rob.

I refuse to believe he doesn't do it on purpose!

Oh, yeah.

He knows....

PLEASE.DON'T.STOP

Crazy Church Lady: Challenge Accepted.

I want to hear your dirtiest thoughts!!

Look at the following pictures and write on the comments everything that cums to your mind. Must be Uncensored, because that's just how we roll! 

**Comment below and click 'Like' on your favorite comments. The one with most likes wins! The winner will be crowned as "The Queen of Dirty" and will be honored by having her own post about her!! Good luck my Dirty Bitches!