Thursday, May 31, 2012

COSMOPOLIS US RELEASE DATE

FANDANGO HAS ANNOUNCED THE US RELEASE DATE OF COSMOPOLIS.

AND IT IS.......

JUNE 15th.


What time is it??

It's SEX Ohhh' Clock! 
*porn moans*


FB? Is he doing the
"Two in the pink, one in the stink"
Finger salute???
*Slaps Self*

I seriously hear music cumming from 
my pussy...


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Cannes Festival: LeBulge Edition

Rob...


Don't try to tame the monster, we all know it's a ferocious beast!


Oh Cannes Rob will be the death of me!!!!!

*LICKS SCREEN*


LeAss also made an appearance...
UNF to grab those buns!

-Even after much needed Cannes-Rob-Rehab, this weekend, I hate to admit he still killing me inside... 

Saturday, May 26, 2012

GOOD SONG!

Just watched the movie "No Strings Attached" for the first time. And it was so funny!

But what popped at me the most was this song.
It's pretty fucking great. And it's not a tune I would normally listen to.




Hope you like!

Have a great Memorial or regular weekend!!
XOXOXO

CAPTION THIS!!


Holy Fuck Balls!

I can't stop laughing! I swear to God I've broken two ribs and pissed myself at least 4 times already just looking at this pic!

Give us your best caption!
I'll think of something after I stop laugh-convulsing on the floor.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Awwwww STAB ME IN THE HEART!

Are you fucking kidding me with this?!


Apparently Kristen LOVED Cosmopolis, and she cried with pride... the he cried. Look at these two!


LET THIS WEEK BE KNOWN AS THE ONE  I DIED DUE TO ROBSTEN OVERLOAD. RIP Marcela...


Did they have a heart to heart to finally come out of the relationship closet in Cannes? it looks so.


Enjoy,






Just you and me, nothing else matters...
Have a nice weekend, excuse me while I go die a little.

THE CIRCLES OF TRUTH

I didn't know if my eyes were playing tricks on me or not but tell me if you see what I see.

I don't want to jump to conclusions or anything but there seems to be little "wet" spots on Kristen's dress. I think it's Rob's fun juice.

Was this Rob's way of saying "I like the dress"??








Kristen the Red Vixen!!!!

Holy fuck,

One word: Nips! 





FUCKIN' FLAWLESS...

FRIDAY! VENTING POST!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY BITCHES!!


I want to start this venting post with some positive venting:
-I fucking love you, you whores! I come here and after minutes I'm in tears of laughter! You guys are the best in the world, I'm the luckiest twat ever... You are funny, sarcastic, dirty *le sigh* all I want in a group of friends. Don't ever change, you are the best ever!!!♥♥♥


Ok, now to the bitching:
-Don't get me wrong, I love Kristen, but these past few days I can't help hating her guts... WHY must Rob love her so much, I want him to love me too! Fucking bitch, I love her though...


-New BD2 posters, I fucking love them (even Edward in the fucking Pea-Coat) they all look bad ass, and Bella in a leather jacket makes my cooter sing... But how about the rest?? I wanna see Daddy C, Jasper... and even Emmett. SO, FOR FUCKS SAKE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU MADE NEW WIGS FOR THE PART2 OF THE MOVIE!!


I can't deal with Daddy-C looking like this again:


What ever happened to this?!




















Some of you were also bitching about Jasper's wig... let's face it, he's never had a good one... LOL!! 


**Use the comment section below to bitch freely! 

Thursday, May 24, 2012

ENOUGH!!!!!

Some BTBs are near suicidal after a dangerous level of Robsten PDF (Public Display of Foreplay). 
It's time we stop shitting rainbows and get our heads back in the gutter where it belongs!


No more hearts and pink butterflies... at least for today! LOL


So for that reason, I present to you...


POLL TIME!!!
Ok bitches, get your brains to work and tell me:

What does Rob calls his MonsterCock?!?
You must use the word(s) and then use it in a sentence.
Keep it dirty, of course ;)

Here is your inspiration below...


NEW BD2 CHARACTER POSTER FOR EDWARD




Like we haven't cummed enough already.
I need an IV drip ASAP!




TAKE THAT NONSTENS!!!!

Well, well, well...


We caught a love pair smooching away at Cannes, and you know what? WE FUCKING LOVE IT!!


Smooch away! and why not some public indecency too... pretty please! UNF







Thanks to everyone who send this in!! You guys ROCK!!! xoxo

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

LET'S HAVE FUN AT CANNES!!!

I fucking love me some Cannes Fest!

Let's see how our Favorite Pair is behaving!!




Oh Rob, be nice!
Not all men are blessed with LeMonsterCock!


Kristen! Stop trolling with the valet guys! LOL
-Kristen: "it's open!" *snickers*



Rob: "Dude, it's ok... This is how we board boats in America, head first! 


Today's mind-fuck:
Kristen looks at Rob,
Rob looks at Kristen,
Sam looks at Kristen... looking at Rob,
Garret looks at Rob... looking at Kristen,
And I look at this picture and melt in a puddle of cum...

PS: Is she giving him the subtle middle finger?
LOL!!!

OUR GIRL ARRIVING AT CANNES



OH, HOW I'VE MISS THAT FINGER!
*licks monitor*

Waving hello is so outdated. The bird is the new hello.

Thanks Aurora!

FLORENCE + THE MACHINE ON SWATH OST




I LOVE anything from Florence + The Machine!

What do you all think about the song?


P.S. This was me at 1:20 into the video.

Happy HUMP Day!!!

Hello my darlings!!!
It's hump day and long weekend awaits (for US bitches)

We celebrate this awesome day with 
A-BLAST-FROM-THE-PAST!!!
I can't believe I've never seen this, but BTW this would have totally been me, if I had come across Rob, Jackson and yeah I'm not gonna lie, even Kellan! LOL


Fucking hilarious!
My favorite part is Jackson's WTF face 0.0
and when she threatens Anna Kendrick! LOL
Fucking crazy hot-mess twat, I love her! 

ROB MIGHT BE IN HUNGER GAMES CATCHING FIRE???


Rumors are swirling around that Lionsgate is trying hard to get Rob to sign on as Finnick Odair in the next HG movie Catching Fire.

I have no fucking clue who Finnick is but if Rob is cast then I LOVE FINNICK!

Rob for Fifty before HG!
*slams down fist*

Please share with me who this Finnick character is.
*muah*
xoxo

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

SQUIRT ALERT!!!

The Evil Geniuses have do it again!!


Look at this gif and try not to squirt, 
one word: IMPOSSIBLE!!!




WHY ROB, I'm ruined... forever




Yeah, I'm the one who needs the cigarette, stop teasing us Rob! OK fine, don't stop! *squirts*