HAPPY HUMP D.... *DIES*

OMFG!!!!

IS He serious...

I.am.dead

FB, Bring out the big guns, 

I'm not surviving this one 

*twitches & dies*

PUBES...

Rob's Pubes...

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*Thanks KK & Joan for the Amazeballs image...

Happy Friday Treat!!! RobWard Stills!

OMG New Robward Stills! I'm Squealing like a piglet in a full trashcan! 

This second one has been lighten up, to better the detail...

Two words... HOLY BULGE

UNF

God, I miss the Olympics...

SAD HUMP DAY ... HEART: BROKEN

Rob owns my ass, but he also owns my heart...

I've seen all the interviews and he seems happy, professional and even more confident.

BUT THESE GIFS & PICS STILL BREAK MY FUCKING TWI-LOVER-ROBSTEN-DREAMER -RPATTZ-ADORING HEART! 

If you listen carefully, you can hear my heart breaking... FUCK

Rob: THE SMOLDER

When I saw "The Smolder" look on Flynn (Tangled Movie) I was cracking up...

Now, when Rob does the smolder...

Jesus help us...

Rob: Just WHY?!?

THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD

That can even make shoveling shit look sexy...

Oh Rob...

HAPPY SUNDAY!!

I hope all BTBs have a wonderful Sunday!

Be naughty and don't do anything I wouldn't do!!

(it doesn't narrow it down much, in my list there is only mini-golf and zucchini)

Now, start the day

enjoying Rob's Moves!

Well, let's start off by saying HE is NOT a BOY.
He's a man.

And I want him to use THESE moves below on me  everyday, and twice on Sundays!

Motherfucking UNF

Happy TuASSday!!!

HELLO MY DARLINGS!

Today we worship THE ASS PORN!

UNF

My Fav? "The plumber crack" of course~ LOL

UNF

How I love him! 

Rob, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!

Rob's new photo shoot....


No words...

WHORE DOWN! 

WHORE DOWN!!

Happy Holiday Moan-Day!!!

Most of my stupid co-workers are off this short week... but because I'm taking a vacation in a few weeks I was forced to stay!! *WAILS*


Well, at least I have my beautiful BTBs to keep me company! 


Let's celebrate this sunny MoanDay with the best Manips out there:


My favorites below~

LOL So, she likes "The Pleaser"

And she can do it solo...

UNF~

Fucking Eric Packer... LITERALLY!!!!

Happy Friday BITCHES!!!

THANK YOU MegO for the FANTASTIC Clip!!!

LORD!

Take me, I'm ready...

The groans, the thrusts...

OOUCH it hurts!

FACT.

These gifs make my NIPPLES HARD!

HOLY TONGUE BATMAN!!!!

True Story...

Yeap, It's FUCKING MONDAY...

But, we have Rob to make it through!!!

Happy Fucking Monday Hoors

Is it 5 o' clock yet?!

Nope... it's 8am!!! aaaaaaaaaahh

Rob, you are so mean!

*How was your weekend? tell us how you misbehaved in the comments ♥♥♥

Le MONSTER COCK

AKA The SparklePeen or The Disco Stick...

Is it real?

or...

Is it a myth?

We are are to solve the mystery...

Let's ask the MAN!!

Rob, Is your Cock REALLY that big?

Gee, thanks...

Ok, let's see what we can find!

Ok BTBs, now it's up to your bionic eyes to tell me:

Size, width, length, cut or uncut, hairy or trimmed, brown or ginger pubes...

I.WANT.TO.KNOW.

Thanks to iluvmormonvampires for the Images!

GAHHHH

I've wanted to be many things...

Never a lolly pop or a toothpick until NOW!!!

FUCK ME!!!

Errrm'

Hang on, I gotta go... to... Ahhhh

GOSH, Do THIS to me Rob, NOW!

Cannes Festival: LeBulge Edition

Rob...


Don't try to tame the monster, we all know it's a ferocious beast!


Oh Cannes Rob will be the death of me!!!!!

*LICKS SCREEN*

LeAss also made an appearance...

UNF to grab those buns!

-Even after much needed Cannes-Rob-Rehab, this weekend, I hate to admit he still killing me inside... 

ENOUGH!!!!!

Some BTBs are near suicidal after a dangerous level of Robsten PDF (Public Display of Foreplay). 
It's time we stop shitting rainbows and get our heads back in the gutter where it belongs!


No more hearts and pink butterflies... at least for today! LOL


So for that reason, I present to you...

POLL TIME!!!

Ok bitches, get your brains to work and tell me:

What does Rob calls his MonsterCock?!?

You must use the word(s) and then use it in a sentence.

Keep it dirty, of course ;)

Here is your inspiration below...