What's going on Kristen!?!? You are one of the hottest and highest paid actress in the world, and the gf of the hottest man on earth! Why male Hollywood keeps dumping you?! I don't think is true... could it be?! nooooooo I refuse to believe she has smelly cooch... Can she really be stinky?! This was supposed to be an awesome Romantic Comedy... First Ryan Gosling backed out...
After more than a few days trying to decide what to do with my life, I finally came out of my funk. BD2 left me broken and sad, I want MORE!!! and to makes matters worse SM makes some type of announcement 'kinda sayin' she's done writing... SAY WHAT?! You hoe, you better finish Midnight Sun! *takes deep breath* If you are asking, "So what you been up to?" Well let me tell you *excited voice* I recently acquired some pets, Rob's been missing too, so I think pet therapy has really helped me cope...
I still get sad sometimes,
But, I manage with the love of my pets and lots of meds ;)
I really don't think it's working so well, so just MAYBE
THIS may help!
JERKING OFF ROB!
How didn't I think of it before!
Let me know in the comments what's helping you cope!
I have yet to watch it but because I'm a "hardcore" BTB reporter I will watch. But from the trailer I can already see fucking is the main objective and good acting is put on the back burner but that's the way the porn cookie crumbles.
Would any of you watch this??
And don't lie because if you do Santa Rob will not cum see you this Christmas.
It feels just like yesterday when we first started dry-humping on each other.
*dabs away tears*
And a very special I FL♥VE YOU to my #1 partner in crime, Marcela. OMG. Without you I would be in a tower mowing fuckers down with a machine gun. You are my dirty little angel from Heaven. You and me are the BTB version of Edward and Bella. (we'll take turns with the strap-on!)
Holy fuck, I'm shaking on my custom made baby seal underwear from excitement.
Beautiful Karen has arrived in Las Vegas, so will have each other for support, and humping. Late last night it was decided her new name will be IheartLMC*BTB LOL, Whatcha think?! So who else is watching it tonight? If you have seen it, PLEASE no spoliers. We will have an spoilers post later today! If you or myself do not survive BD2, and die from horniness due to vampire wet humping, know that it was a pleasure to serve all these years with you. To my BFF FB, I will always love you woman... and water my plants, feed the fishes... I LOVE YOU BTBS *WAILS* FUCKING BREAKING DAWN PART TWO!!!!!!
The countdown has me thinking... How many times have you bitches watched Twilight? Me? I personally lost count, I've watched the movie gazillion times and read the book more times than I care to admit LOL. Let's see how many BTB's are on the same boat.
NO CHEATING! J/K cheat away! Let's recite The Twilight Movie Script! 1.- Line by Line 2.- Reply to others, if the line goes in the same part of the movie. 3.- Organize comments by choosing "Newest first" 4.- Feel free to add your own thoughts or "what should've said" to your comments!! I know, I'm gonna look like psycho... I can recite this fucking movie by heart!
I'll start: -I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I
love seems like a good way to go... So I can't bring myself to
regret the decision that brought me
here to die...