Wednesday, October 31, 2012

♪♫BD2 SONG♪THE FORGOTTEN♪GREEN DAY♫♪

Thanks to our BTB, Star we have this new video from Green Day featuring footage from BD2!!

Loves you, Star!!






HOLY FUCK BALLS! 
I'm hot sobbing mess over here!


TRICK OR TRE...OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a great Halloween treat! No amount of chocolate hits the spot like this clit-teaser clip!




Oh Rob, what you do to us BTBs.

♪♫Just makes me want to sing♫♪

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Countdown To HALLOWEEN!

Have you ever had a nightmare that you were being chased by zombies?

Well, if this was the Zombie was chasing me... I'll let him catch me!


Or maybe, being bitten by a Zombie?
Well, this one can start eating me between my legs instead of my brains... Just sayin'! 

Death by pleasure?

YES PLEASE!

**Thanks to the lovely and talented Kerry Delaney for allowing me to use her awesome Manips! Love ya babe!

Monday, October 29, 2012

SMELLS LIKE SEX!

HOLY SHIT!


So apparently Rob has a new gig!


E! News can exclusively reveal that the Twilight star has signed a mega-deal with Christian Dior.

Pattinson will star in a series of ad campaigns for the French fashion house's line of men's fragrances.

"Rob likes the brand," reports a source, who estimates the deal at being worth close to $12 million for three years.

We all know ROB is no stranger to Dior. He's hit the red carpet in several different Dior Homme looks, including a tuxedo at this year's Cannes Film Festival and jeans at the Teen Choice Awards.



*swoon*




INSERT ROB HERE:

FUCK ME.





*faints in puddle of own fluids*

Just imagine Rob in these sexy videos?!
MAYBE NAKED!

*slips, falls and dies*

(¯`'·.¸(¯`'·.¸(¯`'·.¸SPOOKY OOKY ¸.·'´¯)¸.·'´¯)¸.·'´¯)

 BTB COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN!

IT'S GOING TO BE THREE DAYS OF:

TREATS:

TRICKS:

 AND MAYBE A...

WITCH!


NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED!

Let's get the party started!
If you have a real-life scary story please share it with your fellow BTB sisters!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

♥♥♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY KK♥♥♥


 
HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
 K~KWaitingOnBD2!BTB!!!

You know all your BTBs lve you more than an autographed dildo from Rob!
(Well, most BTBs...we have some horny bitches!)


Hope your day is great and the orgasms even greater!! 

 
Lve ya, BTB! 

LET'S BOOGIE DOWN!

 


Saturday, October 27, 2012

WTF Chon...

So Chon made a video saying he "wishes he had a vagina"

Should we give him the news flash?

HE ALREADY HAS ONE!!



Gross...
I can almost smell the farts *gags*

Friday, October 26, 2012

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

THIS IS:

THE VENTING POST! 

We haven't had one in a while, so here it is! 

What do I have to vent about?
Well, just the fact that RL has me by the ass, and doesn't allow me to be HERE where I want to be the most...

Nikki Reed... WHY the fuck her song with her hubby had to be included in the soundtrack!

*angry stomping* 


And, the fact that the BD2 tours already started and Rob was wearing THIS fucking shirt...

Love it or hate it they say... Well, if there is one thing I hate the most in this world (well a few) is Paisley Pattern (or whatever thats called) shirts, aside from small penises and Nikki Reed...

BUT Rob makes everything look good, even that fucking shirt... 

I WOULD look much better in my bedroom floor, just sayin' LOL

How about this shot in Australia?
*MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON*

Thursday, October 25, 2012

BD2 SOUNDTRACK PREVIEW

Thanks to our BTB Mell61 we get a glimpse at what we will be tickling our ears musically from BD2.


Thanks & Loves ya mell61 ★BTB®!!!

NUTTYMADAM EDITION POST

Marcela, I bet you thought I was joking. 

I wasn't! 
LOL 

Here are some of Nutty's recent youtube posts.

WARNING: Brace Yourself.

 



Excuse me while I go stab pencils in my ears and eye sockets.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

HERE WE GO, BTBS!

THE BTB COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO BD2 IS TICKING AWAY! 

WE'RE LIKE 26 DAYS AWAY.
(LESS FOR SOME LUCKIER BTBS!)

TO HELP KEEP US CONTAINED *NOT REALLY* 
HERE ARE SOME GREAT VIDS OF BEHIND THE SCENES AND TV SPOTS.




I FEEL A BTB GROUP HUMP ABOUT TO HAPPEN!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Robsten is back!

Robsteners are saying YAY!

Others, cry for Rob not being single anymore...

FB and I are holding sign that says 
"SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE!"





WHAT IF...

So this is an image of what could have been if Kristen went with Jacob. 

Oh my...



I have a few questions.

Why are they drinking wolf piss?

Why does Jacob look like Randy Travis?
(an over-the-hill country singer)

And don't get me started on "Hot-wheels"!!!

♥♥♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BTB DAMADA92♥♥♥


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAMADA92BTB!!

I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING...


You lucky bitch.

Have a great day, we all fucking love ya more than life!!


Dance time!



Saturday, October 13, 2012

BD2 CLIPS FROM CC12

My sneaky fingers has snatched this video from another site. 
 Sharing is caring!
*evil grin*




Anyone else hyperventilating??

THEY'RE ON THE RUN!!

We all knew it was only a matter of time before these two star-crossed lovers picked up and ran away together. 

BUT NOW we can track them down! 
Here are their passport ID's.




But you gotta love the last name!

I FUCKING LOVE EBAY!

I had to share this with my BTBs. I finally got my new iphone and I've been searching high and low for the perfect case that I will love for a long time and of course nothing popped out at me. I like my OtterBox (real name of phone case, I'm not being dirty) but it's boring.

Soooooo this morning I was hunting around Ebay and this seller said they can print almost any image on the case. I was like "FUCK YEAH!". I contacted him and these are the two proofs he just sent me. 

I am in LOVE. 
I ordered the white case 


FREEZEBURN FOREVER!!!!!
BATL!

Do my BTBs approve?

Thursday, October 11, 2012

♫♪TUNESDAY ♪♫THURSDAY♫♪

Another jam I'm loving right now and had to share. 
I gotta give props to ABC for using this song for their Sunday night show lineup.
 




Now for a question...

Who do we think of when we see this video?


Michael Welch?
Calm down bitch! It's not you anyway.


Taylor Lautner?
No you don't. You just make me a little horny.
And you're not the one either.


And finally....Our Rob ♥

That would be a FUCK YES.

And just to confirm it....





Wednesday, October 10, 2012

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!

I just saw that Amazon and Walmart have listed a pre-order of the The Twilight Saga The White Collection. Of course I paid out the ass over a year ago to have them shipped to me from England. And my set didn't include TSSLoBT..WTF!
*slaps self...HARD*
So if you were one of the smart BTBs and waited now is the time to get it! 
Release date is 12/04.
*according to Walmart.com*
The price is $37.16!!

ROB THE BUILDER

Dear God. 
Not sure what the fuck he's doing but just uttering the words "Rob drilling" gets my toes tappin' in a puddle of my own juices.
  

Any other BTBs have this same reply as me when asked....

WANNA GET DRILLED BY ROB??




Tuesday, October 9, 2012

BLIND ITEM? What Does This Means?!

I guess someone was "Interviewed" and this is what the "Mystery" person said:

OCTOBER 07, 2012 This Twilight actress is a B- lister and was at an event this week and was asked about Kristen Stewart. The actress, who has a had some success outside the Twilight franchise said, “She is just an oddity. Not a good actress and when this last film has been released this fall and all the hype and the press is over, I expect her career to be over too. She will be a whatever happened to. She manipulates to get what she wants and had the producers bending over because they couldn’t replace her. No one actually likes her. They put up with her. They endure her. That endurance is gone and she won’t be getting a Christmas card from anyone.”

WHAAAAAAT?!?!

Who would say that?

Twilight Actress B-Lister? 
With some success outside of Twilight?
HELP!!!!

Anna Kendrick?
Nikki Reed?
Ashley Green?
Elizabeth Reaser?
Rachelle Leferve? 
Sarah Clarke? (HER OWN FUCKING TWI-MOTHER?!?!)
Julia Jones?
Jodelle Ferland?

WHO?!?!?
Who hates her so much,
 FROM her own cast?
*WAILS*
I wanna know... LOL!

Monday, October 8, 2012

Happy Moanday!

Let me start by saying I'M SORRY!!!!
I have family in town and this one's a TALKER.
God help me, I think I'm to the point on going Mike Tyson on my ass, and chewing my own fucking ears off...

Well, the good news our beloved Rob was spotted today, looking yummylishous in his blue pants, showing the mcMuffin in his pants DAMN! 
AND the beanie is back! 





Also, KStew was spotted leaving a "Florence & The Machine" Concert in LA, showing some leg! RAWR!




hmmmmmm Nice!






Friday, October 5, 2012

Running Rob! Out Of Control!

But funny as hell!

I never thought I'd say this, but running Rob is all the way up there with Jumping Rob!!!

FREAKING HILARIOUS!

Enjoy the craziness! 







ROFLMFAO!!!!!