OMG THIS MADE ME WAIL!

As I read this, I was in my kitchen, first thing that popped-up into my head was: this blog, Rob and Kris...

OMG the pain I felt was unreal, it's unthinkable...

*wipes tears*

I remember when I first saw the poster for the movie Twilight; I thought it was juvenile and I refused to go to the theater and support that crap, I had seen the books, but they didn't appeal me at all...

Then, one afternoon, while I was surfing through channels HBO was playing said movie... and I said: "what the hell, I have nothing better to do" So I watched it...

Oh boy, oh boy...

When Edward enters that cafeteria, I was done.

Love at first sight, I never seen that man before, my panties were trembling...

That hair, the loopsided smile, that voice!

From that day on, About three things I was absolutely positive. 

First, Edward was Rob and he was an English man.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that he was a adorable dork.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

FOREVER.

Love.Peace.Twilight.

HOLY CRAP!

*tears up again*

HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!!!!

TWI-TARD Edition.

To all the tards out there, because we all know one, or a few LOL

**Meanwhile, Karen-BTB and Myself just got back from the pool at one of the Las Vegas Casinos, we are a bit drunk and need a nap for the nighttime activities! LOL
Spoiler of BTB-Vegas (coming soon) post: "She allowed me to rub suntan oil all over her sexy body RAWR!"

Happy Hump Day!!!

Today My Bitches,

We celebrate love... & I'm not talking about Robsten!
I'm talking about Deebert...

Yes!
For the older BTBs this will be a moment to remember...
But for the new BTBs this will be an eye opener...



YES my Darlings, I am opening Pandora's Box, and bringing out "Ello, Luv" By THE MASTER... DeeDee777. We all know she pulled the fic... but we have MY MEMORY (Dude there is no way I'll EVER forget that shit) AND THE AMAZING tool called INTERNET!



So, who is DeeDee?

Well, she's an awesome writer... who wrote a fanfic about ROBERT PATTINSON, yes... you heard that right, and herself as the main protagonists of the story.



I'll break it down for you:
(BTW It starts with personal pics of DeeDee with friends and family... )


1.- She's a HARD CORE Rob fan, 
she's at Twi-Con... She sees him, he sees her. Sparks fly, she introduces herself with her Disqus and FF.net alias before her real name, because SHE'S THAT AWESOME!!! He's a goner...


2.- He invites her over to his room in the hotel they cuddle and he KISSES HER HAND (Uh?!) the next morning... she's still high in R-Pattz DREAM Bliss and he gives her a small business card with his name, address, home phone number and e-mail address (RLY?!) and says "Here. Take this... and I want you to promise me you'll use it. Keep in touch with me"


3.- They do keep in touch, they talk every day... One day, she must tell him the truth... her father is dying of brain cancer... BUT that's not all... SHE is sick too! She has... (wait for it) hydrocephalus...


4.- He's drinking his sorrows in England, she's worried... So how she gets him to stay in palce and not drive drunk?... YES, Phone SEX! (yikes!)
"The buttons on the front of your nightshirt,” he murmured, “Undo one for me.”
“Yes,” I whispered. As I popped open the first button, he murmurs, “Another one. Just imagine my hands are on the buttons. Keep going . . . one button at a time.” “until I’m running my tongue up and down where I’m dying to be.”
"Over the phone, I hear him quietly moaning, his moans gradually becoming louder. Ohhhh, God . . .
There’s a long pause, and then he murmurs, “Debbie . . . Oh, love . . . I love you . . . Love you so much.”
And then, surprisingly, there’s complete silence.
As I release my fingers to reach both my hands back up to the phone receiver and say “Rob? Rob? Are you still there?” . . .
. . . My question is answered by the sound of him quietly snoring". <-----WTF!

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More after the break (LOTS MORE!)

SKARSGARD SATURDAY

Anyone else want Alexander to do this to them??

HOLY FUCKING LOOK ALIKES!!!

Seriously, I love Rob.

But I wouldn't mind this guy screwing my brains out 100 ways until Sunday!!!!!

You decide.

Yay or Nai?

Kristen and Rob at the "On The Road Premier"

*Does double take*

hmmm...

I totally understand where people see the resemblance,

BUT I'm pretty sure that's not Rob...

So, I guess some people were saying this was Rob and Kstew at the "On The Road" premier...

Bitches are either crazy or need a new set of glasses.

This new level of CRAP is unacceptable!

Ginger-fatty does NOT look like Rob at all.

Not even ridding a motorcycle 120mph with a helmet on.

THIS^^^

Is perfection bitches!!!

In Some Other News:

Jackson Rathbone is now a DILF!!!!

Congrats to one of our favorite vamps!

Dear Jacksper, if you liked it, I offer you the position of BTB BABY DADDY!!

Just trash the wig...

Proud Daddy Tweeted the news:

"Thank you ALL for the love & support! Sheila & I couldn't be happier to have such a beautiful, healthy baby boy, Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI, Feeling so blessed! What an amazing day! Love and respect, Bone Daddy."
Baby was born at 9:43 a.m., weighing in at 8 pounds, 11 ounces.

That's a BIG baby!

I hope she had a c-section... if not Jackson may be having the "Hot dog down the hallway- Sex experience" LOL J/K~

Congrats again Bone Daddy!!

We Love You! 

Happy Holiday Moan-Day!!!

Most of my stupid co-workers are off this short week... but because I'm taking a vacation in a few weeks I was forced to stay!! *WAILS*


Well, at least I have my beautiful BTBs to keep me company! 


Let's celebrate this sunny MoanDay with the best Manips out there:


My favorites below~

LOL So, she likes "The Pleaser"

And she can do it solo...

UNF~

RANDOM TVD SUNDAY!!!

It's hot here in Las Vegas!
My kids are in the pool...
..and I'm keeping myself cool, by watching my "The Vampire Diaries" DVR recordings...


DUDE!!!


Most of you know I'm a TVD fan...
But did you know I ship DELENA (Damon/Elena) ALL THE WAY!!


And in Season 3... when they suck face... *dies*
I'm watching that episode again!
It was so unexpected...
So real...
So romantic...


SO HOT!!!!


Fuck me,
When is season 4 starting again?!?!?!!?!?

When they are in bed... and she touches his hand and starts hyperventalating... I was too.


Enjoy TVD and Delena Fans! 

A Post For The Lurkers!!!

Hello Blog Visitors!

You know who you are.

And we know too.

Stop lurking around and join us already...

We don't bite... Well, we do, but you'll like it!

If you are a perv, who loves all things Twilight, adore RPatzz and Kstew, but think they should make porn.

This is the place for you!

We are a friendly bunch...

We like to talk dirty and speak fluent sarcasm.

Come out of your shell and join us.

Welcome to the Family

Now, COMMENT ALREADY! 

♥♥♥

Oh Rob! LOL!!!!!!!!

I Present to you, Robs 5 Best-Worst Faces!

#5

#4

#3

#2

And the best of all

I bring you

The #1

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

And you know what?

I'd still fuck the shit outta him! 

LOL!!!! 

Yeap, It's FUCKING MONDAY...

But, we have Rob to make it through!!!

Happy Fucking Monday Hoors

Is it 5 o' clock yet?!

Nope... it's 8am!!! aaaaaaaaaahh

Rob, you are so mean!

*How was your weekend? tell us how you misbehaved in the comments ♥♥♥

ENOUGH!!!!!

Some BTBs are near suicidal after a dangerous level of Robsten PDF (Public Display of Foreplay). 
It's time we stop shitting rainbows and get our heads back in the gutter where it belongs!


No more hearts and pink butterflies... at least for today! LOL


So for that reason, I present to you...

POLL TIME!!!

Ok bitches, get your brains to work and tell me:

What does Rob calls his MonsterCock?!?

You must use the word(s) and then use it in a sentence.

Keep it dirty, of course ;)

Here is your inspiration below...

Happy HUMP Day!!!

Hello my darlings!!!

It's hump day and long weekend awaits (for US bitches)

We celebrate this awesome day with 

A-BLAST-FROM-THE-PAST!!!

I can't believe I've never seen this, but BTW this would have totally been me, if I had come across Rob, Jackson and yeah I'm not gonna lie, even Kellan! LOL

Fucking hilarious!

My favorite part is Jackson's WTF face 0.0

and when she threatens Anna Kendrick! LOL

Fucking crazy hot-mess twat, I love her! 

OH NO SAM CLAFLIN, YOU DIDN'T!

HAPPY FRIDAY BTB's!!!                                 So apparently "The Prince" from SWATH has a little co-star crush on Kristen...    Can you blame him? I sure can't, our Kristen is gorgeous. But does the handsome prince knows she's taken?!

So What does our Rob has to say about this?!?!

Am I the only one getting all HOT and BOTHERED with angry ROB?!?!

Pissed and aggressive Rob does things to me I can't really explain... But this gif says it all

TwiFic Meet Up?!?!

Did anyone know there is a Twilight Fanfic Meet Up In Las Vegas?!?!

If so, who's cuming?!

Where: Las Vegas, Nevada
Hotel: Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino
When: June 8-10, 2012
Meeting Space: Monte Carlo

**Let me know! Wouldn't it be awesome!

We could all pitch in and get a suite, and get fucking wasted!!!**

55 days and counting! 

NEED MORE INFO? CLICK HERE 

Happy Saturday!!!!!!!

Are you dying eggs today like good BTBs?!?


GOOD!


Now, because yesterday we lusted so much after this man, I thought it would only be fair, if he got a post of his own.


I first saw this wonderful man in X-Men First Class as Magneto (UNF)
But he's done a lot of other great films, including "Shame"... which is today's favorite.


I present you:

Michael Fucking Fassbender 

You'll never hear this words from me again, but I'll be afraid to fuck this guy, he looks like such a kinky bastard, I think he'll break me! 

~INDEED...

HUMP DAY #2

This, my horny starfish lovers, is my list of guys I wish I could make sweet love to...

Eh, who am I kidding! 

I'll be just as happy with a pity fuck!

Who's in your list? Rob doesn't count, as he owns our despicable asses! 

HENRY CAVILL

CHRIS HEMSWORTH

IAN SOMERHALDER

MICHAEL FASSBENDER

MICHAEL C. HALL (As Dexter)

SHANE WEST

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!