Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I'm so sorry Rob!!!

Dear Robward,


I have a confession to make *hangs head in shame*


I have cheated on you... but it's not my fault!
You see, I went on vacation and when I got snowed in I had nothing better to do than to watch my $10 Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries I got on Black Friday.


I never thought this would happen, as I wasn't into it before... But I fucking love Damon!!!






He is so hot 
and
funny 
and sexy... 

and SARCASTIC oh God, Sarcastic...


I'm so sorry Rob, please tell me you are not mad?!

Fuck! You're so mad! 


What are you doing Rob?!?
What are you gonna do to me?!?!? *CRIES*


FUCK ME TO DEATH?!?! WHAT?!?!


OK!! *happy dance*

155 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Am I the only one obsessing over Damon? LOL

He is so fine! God help me!! 

MegO said...

Fuck I've loved Damon since Vampire Diaries started!!! He is so much hotter than Stefan! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Right?! LOL

Stefan is much of a puss for me, but Damon, Dear God Help ME!!! 
I wanna fuck him to oblivion! 

MegO said...

He isn't a wuss now but he has a big head and isn't attractive to me! Now Damon......mmmmmmm! I'm right there with ya Marcela!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! He DOES have a large head!!!! 

LOL!!!!! OMG I'm laughing so hard!!!  I thought his body was too small~ you are too funny~!! 

MegO said...

hahaha it's so the truth though! He looks so weird to me!!! I have respect for Nina Dobrev now too cause girl has good taste! She gets to fuck Ian all the time in real life! Lucky bitch!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

He's cute. But every time I look at him I see the Incredible Hulk. I think it's his eyes. lol

MegO said...

FB the incredible hulk?!?!?! LMFAO

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!! You're right!!! LOL!!!!

I'll still fuck his hulk ass, only if rob is not near tho! *wiggles eyebrows*

Angelahorny4Rob said...

If that is what gets Rob to fuck me to death than I'll do it.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This will be the post about random stuff! LOL

BUT is anyone here has read "The Hunger Games" and it's waiting for the movie (that's cuming out in like 64 days?!) 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Atta girl! LOL

I was never into VD but now... UNF so many eye candies!! I fucking love it! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Good Morning my love!!! 

I miss you!! Stop working out so much!! You're gonna disappear! 

*Smooches* I miss your hot ass!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I fucking love her! LOL!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

R U Serious?!?! FUCK I'm new into VD so I don't know much!!! LOL

Now I'm wet... THANKS! LOL

-TELL ME MORE!!! 

MegO said...

It's good your new to VD, although I'd rather you didn't have to deal with VD Marcela..... ;) LMAO sorry I couldn't resist!!! 

What season are you ? Just the 1st? Yah Nina and Ian have been dating for a while. Season 2 and 3 are better than the 1st season! Hurry up and catch up! I don't want to spoil anything for you!

MegO said...

No.... is it good? Everyone is talking about it but I'm still stuck in my Edward world!

MegO said...

Me too!!! Let's take one for the team!

MegO said...

Aren't a lot of our posts about random stuff.... well they turn that way a lot! lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm weird, I know! *rolls eyes* I see things that most people don't. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And I fucking LOVE U! *muah*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I wonder how big he gets when he really gets angry. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Girl! I am busting my ass to lose this holiday weight! I am determined to get back to my small 4 or even 2 size again. I miss being a 2. I still have all my 2 sizes. HOLDING ON BITCH! HOLDING ON!

My body is so sore from starting my workout yesterday. I'll either make it or break it. I do love my Slim in6 workout. Ramp it Up fucks me up! But my legs and ass is so sore and this time it's not from getting freaky in the shower with the bf.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO! 

Me too, but I'm a book whore errrr I mean worm...

So I read all 3 books in 3 days! LOL it's a fast read... but it has no sex (booo) but it's definately a good read!

ps: I have all 3 books in PDF if you want em'

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

YES they are and I love it! I think that's why we got the boot from that other site. They hated that we strayed from their magnificent posts.
*starts gagging*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!! You sex animal!! I love it!

Oh man you have will power!! I can't detach my ass from my desk right now, im still tired from the fucking trip! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm on it!!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I have to say that me and the bf's sexlife has intensifed since the BTB Universe was created. Thanks bitches! My bf is so happy he wants to send you all flowers. lol

How was your trip? Was it amazing? How did your boys do?

MegO said...

Your not weird, your perceptive and we fucking love you for it! lol. 

MegO said...

Well I fucking love both of you..... so there!

MegO said...

please??? Do u have my e-mail?

branin_1608@yahoo.ca

MegO said...

Well fuck 'em! This place is so much better and more entertaining!!!

I'm so fucking glad I have this site to hide with....lol. The kids are home from school because with windchill it was -50C this morning!!! But all they are doing is fighting and Austin is cranky cause he's still having post-concussion symptoms.... anyone need a moody kid?

MegO said...

Good!!! I will say I won't object to any Damon posts.... Ian is a fuck hot man! Third to Rob and then Ryan Gosling....lol. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*hugs BTB* 

I'm sorry, but I can't take him... I have 2 of my own! LOL

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

OOOOOOh! I love an angry Rob!
Lets provoke him some more!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

They are fine ;)

Yesterday I went to the store to buy new curtains, and guess what?!

Next door was a pet store so I walked out with 4 more tropical fishes *shakes head* 

I'm an aquarium obsessed twat with no new curtains! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dear lord! LOL!!

My clit got a boner! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

awww....*smooch*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

and we both love you! 

Dude, it feels like Valentine's! LOL

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Me to please!
My sister recommended it,
and since she is the one who started my Rob/twilight obsession, I
usually listen to her book suggestions.

Once I finish the Dragon Tattoo series, it's next on the list!

sigmelou@gmail.com

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Oh yeah! We fucking, fucking love you! So there back! *snap*

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

LMAO!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I have a bf that acts like a moody kid. NO THANK YOU!

You should hear him when he's playing his MW3 game. He has his headphones on and he is bitching out loud! All I hear is, "fucking campers" , "no way man", "what the fuck" etc. etc..I thought it was a good idea getting him the headphones but  it's just as bad.

MegO said...

You don't wanna be crazy like me and have 3??? LOL. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm going to start calling you Ariel, you will be my little mermaid! ☺

MegO said...

hahaha we need some mushy cards and flowers now!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

How's things across the pond, WG?

MegO said...

Ugh I hear ya! My hubby is the same way!!! I gotta say I can handle a moody kid more than a moody hubby! Moody kid gets sent to bed..... can't really make hubby goto bed without promises of sex....lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

excuses...excuses. *nudges Marcela* lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Sent it!!! 

Lemme know if you got it alright! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Sent it!!! 

Lemme know if you got it alright! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!! Angry Rob gets me all tingly inside! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! 

Now we do whatever the fuck we BTBs want!!! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Thank you Marcela!
You Rock! (of course!)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Damn skippy! *hugs BTB*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

no way, I'm already drunk and heavily medicated... have mercy! LOL

Aurora23 said...

Geez! Damn ever since I've been reading MOTU every pic of Rob re,Indus me of certain scenes and gets me totally soaked! If I had a bf right now, he would be one tired sore mofo!

But can we just have both? This is the kind of van sandwich I would love to be in the middle of! Yummers!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Cold and snowy. Perfect cuddling weather!
I was so happy to see you guys didn't black out today! I don't know what I would have done with out my BTB fix!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*shoots self in the head*

Happy now? LOL!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Muah! My sexual pleasure! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! instead of the crazy cat lady, I'm the crazy fish twat...

I like Ariel Better!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Amen Sista'!

I saw the movie "Drive" on the plane, and DAMN! He's a hot SOB!

MegO said...

Got it!!! Thank you!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm so happy you loved it!!!! 

Have you read "The Office" fanfic? I have it too if you want it, short but HOT! it's my #2 after MOTU ;)

MegO said...

FB and I talkedabout him when you were gone.... I used to have a crush on him when he was on Breaker High too....back in the 90s. It was the cheesiest show ever but I loved it!

MegO said...

LOL I need to start doing that! It wouldn't be so bad if the hubby wasn't the biggest kid of them all! Seriously I have 4 kids! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know it's sad ;( I blacked out my Tumblr account, so BTB's are in on the fight, but still open for business! 

MegO said...

CFT for short! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!!! 

Karen60BTB said...

God, we think alike....I do have that in PDF and pulled it up last night to read a couple of chapters....can't read them on my TwiPad though, unless someone knows of a PDF App?

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yes, I read the first book and I'm reading the second one now. And I want to see the movie.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

No black out for us! I demonstrate my opinions through hacking or burning a bitches house down! But we would never black out the one that that gets us through the day. lol

♥ u!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude yo my sista' form a different motha'!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

The trailer looks awesome!! I can't fucking wait! :)

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I know! Can't wait to see Peeniss (Peeta+Katniss) in action! What a great name, right?! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

OMG That's hilarious! I'm a big fan of Penis now (i had to shorten it) 

Oh Good God It's been a day of good laughs! 

leahreallyitis said...

as for me I am not a Vampire Dairies fan the dude however has pretty eyes BUT Rob has SEXY FH  eyes that could(if he had the power to do it LOL) burn a hole thru my panties! *comforts Marcela* it's okay......

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmm my idea vampire sandwich is(double decker one) is Rob, Kellen, Jackson, Alec,(Stockhard) and Stephen(Moyer) ;)

leahreallyitis said...

Sounds like a good one too bad it's not in a book then I'd buy it LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

(as FB says) GOTDAMN he is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE'S MAD

leahreallyitis said...

he makes my girlie bits get all tingley!

leahreallyitis said...

lets call it "random wenesdays" ha ha ha ha ha!!

leahreallyitis said...

Friday, March 2nd baby!! IT IS IN THE THEATER!!

leahreallyitis said...

oh my god and when he says to Christines charater I've missed you!

leahreallyitis said...

and thrusting!!! and the moaning and the panting and the moaning and the thrusting and the panting and the moaning and the thrusting and more thrusting and then OOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOO YEEEESSSS!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!! HILARIOUS see  my comment above of what I wrote LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! ha ha hahaahha

leahreallyitis said...

I snuck on the(RC) site and our names are STILL on the list LOL! you are still the number one blogger and I'm number 3 HILARIOUS I did'nt comment but one of the posts had to do with Nikki and Kristen GOD THEY SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF SCORNED FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

AMEN  BTB!!!

leahreallyitis said...

YEP!!! GROUP HUG! *slaps FB on the ass*

leahreallyitis said...

yeah here in California it is COLDER THAN A WITCHES TIT IN A BRASS BRA

leahreallyitis said...

thank god or I would have to be rushed to Rehab for a withdrawl!

leahreallyitis said...

why did that happen *0*

leahreallyitis said...

they act like a bunch of fucking childeren honestly they need to GROW THE FUCK UP I have my reasons why I left because it had to do with a cast memebers of the Saga that I love and I fucking had it up to here with their BS so I left quietly and did not cmemetn sicne and I LOVE IT HERE SO FUCK THEM AND THE HOIRSE THE RODE ON!

leahreallyitis said...

sounds like my nephew LMAO  I swear he is SO competitve when it comes to playing video games he goes BALISTIC ha hahaha and I say calm the fuck down to him every time LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

this is why girls mature faster than boys LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

HA HA HAHAHA!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's more fun being fun then it is being bitchy and mean. Don't get me wrong some people need to be laughed at but it got to the point to where every post was just bitter. I think that's why we steered away from the posts and just made our own conversations and they didn't like that.

We're home now, that's all that matters!

*hugs*

P.S. They will be haunted by our top commenters list FOREVER! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Hey woman!! We missed you all day!!! ;)

MegO said...

LMAO so true!

MegO said...

I agree and I know exactly what your talking about Leah. I haven't commented or gone there since this site was started! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Good Idea!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

"Ghost of awesome commenters past" Awesome movie title! LOL

MegO said...

The Office was great!

star4 said...

I discovered this site when I was looking at old posts on RC (see, it's good for something), leading me to one of the BTB's disqus, which led me here.
I post on RC too, but it's like an empty chasm... I can only hear my echo.... echo... oo.. o
I love talking to you BTBs on this site, you all bring smiles to my face!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Did you see Mell over there? I miss her.

leahreallyitis said...

hey missed ya too! my nephew stayed home from school and was on the computer all day *.0

leahreallyitis said...

*takes bow* thank you! ;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Girl! You have got to take control of that situation! You want me to talk to him?

leahreallyitis said...

thats right we are here and thats what matters! and yeah we will be haunted by our top commenters LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO yep!! *we will be haunted by three spirts THE BTB's one is the ghost of FUCK ME HARD the second is the ghost of MONSTER COCK and the ghost OF YET TO "CUM"  I know that soinded LAME but I coucd'nt resisit LOL11

leahreallyitis said...

WOO PREACH IT BTB!!!

leahreallyitis said...

aw *HUGS* <3

leahreallyitis said...

no I did'nt see her :(

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I just felt like everyone was just not really acting like true fans and just acting(as FB said) bitter and not having fun and just acting like either juvenilles or scorned EX- girlfriends of Rob's LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

YEP! LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

ha hahahaha okay but lots lof luck he is seventeen and it goes in one ear and out the other!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm a 36 D I can get  a 17 year old males attention and keep it! *wink*

MegO said...

Yup! Jealous bitches! lol. 

Aurora23 said...

I know how to convert the pdf so you can read it on your iphone, ipad or whatever reading app you use it!  download this app, it's very 
simple!  I make all my books to read in the Kindle app which makes it nice and pretty to read!

http://calibre-ebook.com/

Aurora23 said...

i want please!

Karen60BTB said...

Again...we have another Goddess in BTB World! I can now convert my favorite FF's to my TwiPad! My life could only get better if Robward invited me to his Red Room of Pain or fucked me on the conference room table - either one will do...

Karen60BTB said...

LOL! You da best sista eva!

Karen60BTB said...

fucking funny as hell - peeniss--let's see if that name sticks!

Karen60BTB said...

Another random book thought...has anyone here read and finished Cosmopolis. I can't get through that motherfucker...too cerebral for me!

Aurora23 said...

anytime Karen! I am still reading MOTU! 3 days in and OMG i luv it!

I need to read the FLood next! oops mena the Office!  

***changes panties yet again!****

Karen60BTB said...

Can you please send me "The Office"? I fucking deleted it after re-reading the first couple of chapters in PDF!!!! I am such a TWAT...my email is damada92@hawaii.rr.com....

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