SM husband is trying a new sport called: Porkeling
What is the chick in the back doing? Is she like the Life Guard on duty? Almost seems like she is holding the legs down. This is so weird! I'll be with you in hell Marcela. We'll party it up together!
Is it just me or does it look like someone took a bite out of fatty #2's shoulder??!! I know it's a tatt but if you don't stare at it too long it looks like she's missing some flesh. Not saying that's a bad idea.....
Chicken of the Sea.
You know that sick bastard is just waiting for her to let out a super juicy wet fart with poop soap with it. 2 gross? lol
Holy fuck! Can we talk about her bathing suit? My sofa doesn't have that much fabric on it!
SM has no money to support her family these days, so now she is the main attraction at the Shamu Show at Sea World in San Diego!!! Just beware... Do not sit too close to the water tank because you will be sprayed with twinkie particles through her "blow hole"... just sayin'... LMAO!!!
I REALLY don't think they have to worry about her sinking to the bottom anytime soon. Fuck. If the Titanic was that size everyone still would have survived the sinking because it never would have touched bottom.I'm so mean. I guess I'm driving the BTB bus to hell. Hmmm...looks like traffic is heavy to hell. *turns on radio*
You know why they have to do this in the pool? Because her twat is so fucking nasty and stinky, only the chlorine can clean it just enough to make it bearable for that poor guy.
OMFG!!! It does look like her Shamu friend took a bunch chunk off of her!!! Ya know... Swimming can make one really hungry sometimes... LOL!
The chick in the back look like she is waiting in line for sloppy seconds... After all, there is plenty of "fish" to go around... LOL!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!He must also be using his forked-tongue to spear the "fish"!!!!
Never too gross! lol
Something tells me that THAT *points above* does NOT taste like chicken... LMAO!!!!!!!
Is that going hell music? Well, turn it up!!!! I always need good music to jam/burn in hell to.
I bet this is how the Tsunami got started in Japan.
She looks super excited to get her some of that ass motorboating!
More like rotten cottage cheese..
You got it, BTB! *cranks up volume*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI
Good road music! http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg
That would definitely explain the beached whale that they found there doing the aftermath... LOL!!!
LMAO!!!There is enough yeast in there to supply a bakery for years!!!
Nothing better than a chart in the water! LOL
Together we will run the underworld. LOL
SM was hungry NOM!
The idea of the smell alone would KILL ME!
That bitch must have had a tatt of Twinkie on her shoulder.
To motorboat THAT, you need A MOTOR BOAT! LOLhttp://www.cbc-charter.com/picture/upload/image/azimut-S43-motorboat-charter-hrvatska.jpg
OH MY GOD!! HA AHAHHAHAAA!!
LMAO!! she is a stanky thing!
*sends SM a years supply of twinkies
*packs bags for sea world*
*dying of laughter* hahahahhahaa!!
all for one and one for all!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!! I was gonna say that ;)
LMFAO!!!!!! You bitches are so mean!!!! I FLOVE IT!!!!MY HEART SWELLS!
HELL it would kill us all!!
after nine years of the X-files, and 4 years of TB and 3 years of FRINGE I have NEVER seen ANYTHING as gross as this right now!!
*shouts over the innercome* THERE SHE BLOWS!
*-* must have been
I looked and she does!!
LMAO! *shouts over the innercome* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SHAMU THE WHALE*!!
hell I would'nt be surprised :/
most likely!! LMAO!!
hey wait for me! *brings the margarita's*
hahahahaha I would'nt be surprised!
Sad, sad bread
Who does that??? Ewwwww, gross!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Don't forget to pack your waterproof poncho!!!
We live to make you proud, Corazon!!! What can I say??? You always bring out the BEST in me - my inner bitch!!! LOL!
Well you know how Whales and Twilight are always linked....http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Vnpg8j6DsdA/TeJPIjCundI/AAAAAAAAADY/KT894N8X_os/s1600/Twilight+Whale.jpg
No words needed:http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/429845_292565397481062_204152432989026_741719_1041834697_n.jpg
It's all like pieces of shit... They all float to the top! LMAO!
Hell yeah my little devil sister!~ LOL
All that sagging skin, poor Jacob and Bella look like they are fucking melting!!! LOL
*dry heaves*There is only so much my strong stomach can take! LOL
I thought it was "Water for Elephants" circus-fucking-tent!!!!
That's no-chicken!! *throws away sandwich*
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Check out the OTR trailer!!! ♥
Damn who in their right mind would want to do that? Can you imagine what that ass/twat smells likeEww...
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Just watched it. Not enough of Kristen in it. It does look really good though. Thanks for the tip. ♥
A flotation device! Why is there another cow behind him? I guess she is the spotter in case he gets swallowed in!
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