Wednesday, March 7, 2012

YOU ASKED FOR IT..BUT CAN YOU HANDLE IT??


ONLY for my BTBs would I post this pic.
Love you bitches!
*muah*



But remember I'm watching you and your avi's.
LOL

187 comments:

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Not fair! I'm out of shamanties at work!!!  lol

Humped my screen so hard it has permanent cuchie marks!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

But on the bright side that's better than skid marks. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Where else then BTBs Uncensored can you get the following:

EYE PORN
JAW PORN
FINGER PORN
SHOULDER BLADE PORN

oh fuck it....you just get ROB PORN!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH FUCK ME!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0imt3sn8F1qiehgoo1_400.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And now we know why we've never seen SM's husband. Case closed.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Holy shit Marcela! I love you!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

That's where she keeps him!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4rd2fGxf1qjzx9h.gif

I'm ready!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP MR. Meyer LOL

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I need a shamantie wrap for my laptop.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I.CAN'T.STOP

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hqrlG9g31rqql3po1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's where he goes to count all the Twilight money. It's the safest place in the world to keep it. NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

OH MY GOD (deep moan), i love it here. thank you so much for thinking about me;) 
Bigger is always better!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 Oh God! If only this was 3D!
nope, fuck that, I want the real deal/long/sexy/fingers - Fuuuuuuuck!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I WANNA GRAB HIS STICK!!!!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e87lAD9R1qmf0yno1_250.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Great idea! Shammantie screen protectors. Defends your monitor from the unsuspected squirters!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 Twinkie storage!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

i know i asked for it , but coud you at least give me a warning! i click on this site and voila........ i  think i just came three times in arow :0

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thought you might like this post. *wink*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

it is...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04wxuRDNu1r41ldlo1_250.gif

LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMG! That's so cute and scary at the same time.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

New trend: Instead of Planking - its Humping!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I knew I heard 3 loud pops!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*smooches*

Love you too hun~

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'll start doing it!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

(oh and WELCOME HANNAH!!!!)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

thankyou and what a warm welcome it is ( i now i feel hot)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

oh yes like it a lott :) and don't worry, i wont steel it. '

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

For me, it comes naturally LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I trust ya. *wink*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Why am I not surprised?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You and me baby... you and me *sexy voice*

*wink wink*

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04nhaQ8uf1rpt5z8o1_400.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznewmldFc1rp6qipo1_500.jpg

NO WORDS 

leahreallyitis said...

*licks the screen*

leahreallyitis said...

UNF!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*CUMMING*!

leahreallyitis said...

OH HEY WOMAN! welcome! :D

leahreallyitis said...

*hands Hannah a fan* and a supply of panties, inhalers, etc etc..

leahreallyitis said...

oh my favorite people!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Who's the top and who's the bottom? Fuck it. We'll take turns. lol

leahreallyitis said...

HUMP DAY TODAY!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And that would be SM's chocolate-covered starfish gatekeeper. SO CUTE but smells like shit.

leahreallyitis said...

right on!! *humps screen*

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

ya mean "cums" naturally *evil smirk*

leahreallyitis said...

yeah really! xD

star4 said...

LMAO!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

PRICELESS!

star4 said...

OMG!    O_O

Fucking priceless!

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha h ahahahahaaa!!! seriously though I WONDERED what the fuck happen to him!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?!

star4 said...

Holly shit, that's fucking scary!

leahreallyitis said...

*scratches head* I could'nt for the life of me figure out where she kpet him NOW I know!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! exactly!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

*slaps forehead* that's right huh?!

leahreallyitis said...

ya got that right! and MONSTER COCK PORN!

star4 said...

This post is HAWT today!  Hot pic!  Hot BTBs.   I left the house less than 50 minutes ago, to take my boys to school, and I cum back to more than 45 comments on a new post!  Yowzaas!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

hi nice seeing you here too! i saw in your profile that you posted a lott here, so i  thought : this must be good ;)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I need this picture poster sized on my wall next to my bed. Think about waking up and seeing THAT! Kristen, i'm soooooo  jealous :)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

ah the i'm cumming-all-over-the-place-Rob-special-survival-kit"  Thanks ;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Take the pic and throw it on a flash drive and take it to FedEx/Kinko's. Don't they print out posters from pix? I thought they did.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Where in the world are you? Virginia here.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I'm in the Netherlands, land of legalized weed, red light district and we can drink alcohol from the age of 16 LOL. We don't have kinko's but we do have Hema ( works too) i live near Rotterdam.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Checkout posterburner.com

Hannah Verschuuren said...

good idea! shall i take extra large or supersize?  wonder what my husband thinks about waking up every mornig and seeing Rob naked :)

star4 said...

OMG! My head is in the fucking gutter... I thought the link said PORNBUSTER.com.... funny what the psyche does to a horny girl.

star4 said...

OMG! OMG! OMG! That site actually WORKED!!!! So sorry.... I swear to Robert I had no idea... should I delete it? LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

you mean the sound of her "cuming" xD

MegO said...

Ummm when I can visit? lol. Where I live legal drinking age is 18 and pot isn't legalized but if it's only a bit the cops kinda turn the other way.... lol. No red light district for us though! 

MegO said...

I thought the same thing! 

MegO said...

Oh it is good.... really good!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Delete what? lol

MegO said...

hence the Airhumps to your name! ;)

MegO said...

LMFAO that was so you when you met Jackson right?!?!

MegO said...

Is it bad that Alie is sitting here busting a gut at your GIF? See she's a BTB already.... no training needed...lol. 

MegO said...

OMFG!!!! 

MegO said...

OMG FB!!!!! ROFLMFAO

MegO said...

OUCH! lol. 

MegO said...

Monster cock porn?!?!? Where?!?!?!

MegO said...

Alie thinks he's cute..... I think he's kinda fucking scary but almost cute.... 

MegO said...

Love it! Gotta get that to the BTB factory!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

All I see are Rob's long, l o n g, L-O-N-G porn fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to use the excuse that my water just broke, but it was just another FUCK-HOT pic of Rob!!!  Unnnnnnffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

Reminds me of the time that you met Jackson and dry-humped the air!!!  LOL!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Welcum:)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She's a natural!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Oh, snap!!!  LOL!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Oh yes I can handle it!  Could I please have 2?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know it's true. *tee hee*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Buwaaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!! So true!

MegO said...

Definitely!!! When she saw the blown up picture of FB's avi she said "Mommy where's Rob's bum?" lol.

Aurora23 said...

Driooooling.......sticking my iPhone in between my legs and letting my cooter do the buzzing!!!


Ahhhhaaas too much blood drawn today I'm a little delirious!!!lmao

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!!!! OH good memories! I wonder if he remembers me! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I would bet money that he remembers you!!! I do not think that anyone else would have the "cajones" to do what you did right after meeting him!!! I fucking love you!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!! Atta girl!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

How could he forget yu???!! You sexy vixen!

*leans over and kisses Marcela's neck*

I'm a Marcelabian. OMG! That new nickname has labia in it. LMAO!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

It's purrrrrrfect! 

*bites FB's shoulder in return* 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She's the best!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I love saying it!

MARCELABIAN!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yes, she is, but so are you!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Oh Rob! Such a silly question!
The real question is "How long do I get with you?"

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 Seriously? You went to PornBuster?
LMAO!!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

LOL/LMAO/ fuck, that is funny!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Damn straight!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Try to help a BTB and look what good it does. Horny..horny..horny. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

awww! Glad you got a giggle from it.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 Dirty minds think alike!
My curious dirty mind will have to wait until i get home to check out that web page.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Curiousity got the best of me and the site is fucked up! LOL

The webpage photo is a chick on her hands and knees with a vibrator in her panty hamster.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

You tease!!! *Squirms in seat*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

http://pornbuster.com/images/bg.jpg

star4 said...

Total fucking accident... I swear!!!!

Aurora23 said...

OMFG! Well she waste no time! hahaha

Karen60BTB said...

I WANNA GRAB HIS DICK!

Aurora23 said...

they do but if the guys working there(KINKO's) are dicks and see it is a copyright pic they wont do it for u! I told a dude in Cali once, "WTF? I'm paying for it aren't I so why do u fucking care?" He then proceeded to let me print it out and said nothing! 

Aurora23 said...

ahahahaha! that is a BTB alright! always humping no matter where they go!

Aurora23 said...

TOtally perfect! ahahahha

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Go for it.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think I'm going to try posterburner.com. I'd like to have a poster like my avi. ☺

MegO said...

Accident? Psh! Your a BTB there is no accident when it comes to porn! lol.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Well said! LOL!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SUUUUUURE..... LOL

Aurora23 said...

Over your bed? tehee

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NIIIIIIIIICE!
Slap me with it! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

OMFG!  LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

yes I do! love it here! oh it is good! :D

leahreallyitis said...

yep it is!!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah that kit! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

her imagination exceeds our reach... LOL

star4 said...

OK, OK, I admit... The name "pornbuster" was totally random... something my mind created, but when I realized it was a real site I did visit it.... and I spent more than a few minutes there. *looks down at ground and blushes*

leahreallyitis said...

after I'm done with him ;)

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*shouts over the innercome* CLEAN UP ON AISLE  TEN!

leahreallyitis said...

same here please! ;)

leahreallyitis said...

seriously I have a  poster of New Moon an actual movie poster that my bff got me from the theater for christmas three years ago and it is framed I have two Eclipse posters one is small(framed) and one is big(framed) I have a twilight display and I love it I still have all the books I am also an HP fan and I have read all the books(still have thtem) and I have all the movies as well :)

leahreallyitis said...

I'm from Northern California :)

leahreallyitis said...

here in northern california they have legalized "medical pot" for people who have cancer or are really sick but it is getting alot of flack and the dispeneries are getting hassled all the time LOL

leahreallyitis said...

I'll check it out too LOL!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

i'm just as bad, i have the twilight posters as well. my DH doesn't mind that they're hanging on the wall. i'm also HP fan, got every book and dvd!
This picture above would be really great on the wall;)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

we only need Rob, no red light district LOL. just let me know when you 're in the area.  

MegO said...

Yah medical pot is legal here as well.

karen60BTB said...

I have my Twilight Shrine but sadly no posters, DH wouldn't go for that...but I do have my personalized license plate - TWIMOM! I think that says it all!!! Disqus is acting up...This is KarenBTB...

star4 said...

Damn laws!!!

star4 said...

Like Leah, I'm from Northern Cali too, but a couple hours east of her.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

the weather must be a lott better California right now. it's 7 degrees out here ( 45 fahrenheit) it's a good thing we have pictures of Rob to keep us warm;)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

love your licenseplate! and for the psters, you need a woman-cave ;)

leahreallyitis said...

wel DUH! of course I wanna fuck your brains out ;)

leahreallyitis said...

hahahaha! I have a twilight display and I have the actual movie poster(from the theater) that my bff got me for christmas three years ago of New Moon and it is framed and I have one of Eclipse I have a BD poster but I need to find a frame for itso I can hang that one up as well LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

I have a "woman cave" LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO! yeah this pic above would look perfect on your wall I remember when my bff told me about HP and I was doubtful at first cuz I thought oh right as if! but she said just get the books and I SWEAR you will not be disappionted so I did and I am happy that I listened to her then came twilight that was a sheer desperation thing I had just finshed the last HP book and Iwent inot Target and looked around for ANY book and I saw twilight and was very curious so I got that book and New Moon and Eclipse all on the same day who have thought that it would have such an impact on me and I would be on here or any site for that matter raving about this beautiful man I LOVE sheer desparation LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

yep thats right! I live in South San Jose' /Alamden Valley :)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

really, my isn't big enough for that. we have three bedrooms and a attic . but my attic is a huge mess. i can make that a womancave in the future :) how does your cave look like?

leahreallyitis said...

oh it has been goregous here but next week it won't be so pretty it will(I HATE saying it ) rain :s but we need  it LOL

Hannah Verschuuren said...

like Rob needs to ask!! *rolls eyes* he can just slam right in to me... reall hard :0

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! I swear everytime I turn on the tv these places are in the news *-* it is stupid honsetly leave them alone

leahreallyitis said...

wow really? I bet they get alot of flack too and constantly being "monitored" to make sure that the people that go into these places are infact actually sick LOL

leahreallyitis said...

oh RIIIGHT surrree uh huh ya better duck cuz lightening is about to strike LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! none what so ever! ;)

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

WOOOO!!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

i have five posters. my hubby doesn't mind because it makes me happy. my 5 year old son got a small BD movieposter and the waterfallscene poster hanging up on his wall. he likes Kristen in bikini. I even have two Edward and Bella actionfigures LOL.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

i went to posterburner and thought that i came to the wrong place LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I don't want to freak you out or anything but we all have a "woman cave".

star4 said...

We desperately need the rain.  Folsom (where we boat in the summer) will be a puddle by June.  The only thing that makes me feel better about this is:  I know our water will be sent down to LA... and I can't help but reason: "My 'water' is being sent south so that Rob can drink it".

Am I crazy or naughty... or a little of both??
Fuck yeah, I am!  UNF!

star4 said...

And just for the record... if I ever make a comment that Kristen looks "stoned"... I swear to Rob, it is not a put-down.... I'd be jealous, and hot and bothered, and desperately pining for a pull off her joint.  Cuz, we all know what the bud does for the libido!   UNF!

star4 said...

That's where FB meant for you to go. It was I who lead you all astray..... "Cum, my fellow BTBs. Follow me this way instead" *motions with index finger*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!

MegO said...

Not really, they don't have the same dispensaries that you do in Cali, you just get it from your doctor.

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! ANYTIME ;)

leahreallyitis said...

I do too have a Edward and Bella "barbie" doll action figures and quite a few other things I even have a stuffed animal lamb and a lion as well I mean I have everything LOL

leahreallyitis said...

well I hope so! *rolls eyes* gees! LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know me. I had to say it. lol

leahreallyitis said...

WOOOOO very naughty indeed! love it! yeah we do need do the rain badly LOL 

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!! I understand it's cool! how  about I swear ON Rob now does'nt that sound better?? hmmmm??? ;)

leahreallyitis said...

oh okay I wish my mother had that because she had cancer and she died 17 years ago

star4 said...

It's true though. Did you know that Folsom Lake's water actually DOES get sent to LA?! Just a factual tid-bit for you! ;-)

leahreallyitis said...

wooo "CUUUUMMMING*!

leahreallyitis said...

and dirty minds ROCK!

leahreallyitis said...

I saw it HILARIOUS!

star4 said...

On Rob, under Rob, beside Rob, wrapped tightly around Rob (while I squirt and scream his name).
UUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

leahreallyitis said...

MMMMM ;)