Not fair! I'm out of shamanties at work!!! lolHumped my screen so hard it has permanent cuchie marks!
But on the bright side that's better than skid marks. lol
Where else then BTBs Uncensored can you get the following:EYE PORNJAW PORNFINGER PORNSHOULDER BLADE PORNoh fuck it....you just get ROB PORN!
OH FUCK ME!http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0imt3sn8F1qiehgoo1_400.jpg
And now we know why we've never seen SM's husband. Case closed.
Holy shit Marcela! I love you!
That's where she keeps him!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!RIP MR. Meyer LOL
I need a shamantie wrap for my laptop.
That's where he goes to count all the Twilight money. It's the safest place in the world to keep it. NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE.
OH MY GOD (deep moan), i love it here. thank you so much for thinking about me;) Bigger is always better!
Oh God! If only this was 3D! nope, fuck that, I want the real deal/long/sexy/fingers - Fuuuuuuuck!
I WANNA GRAB HIS STICK!!!!http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e87lAD9R1qmf0yno1_250.jpg
Great idea! Shammantie screen protectors. Defends your monitor from the unsuspected squirters!
i know i asked for it , but coud you at least give me a warning! i click on this site and voila........ i think i just came three times in arow :0
Thought you might like this post. *wink*
OMG! That's so cute and scary at the same time.
New trend: Instead of Planking - its Humping!
I knew I heard 3 loud pops!
*smooches*Love you too hun~
I'll start doing it!
(oh and WELCOME HANNAH!!!!)
thankyou and what a warm welcome it is ( i now i feel hot)
oh yes like it a lott :) and don't worry, i wont steel it. '
For me, it comes naturally LOL
I trust ya. *wink*
Why am I not surprised?
You and me baby... you and me *sexy voice**wink wink*http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04nhaQ8uf1rpt5z8o1_400.gif
*licks the screen*
OH HEY WOMAN! welcome! :D
*hands Hannah a fan* and a supply of panties, inhalers, etc etc..
oh my favorite people!!
Who's the top and who's the bottom? Fuck it. We'll take turns. lol
HUMP DAY TODAY!
And that would be SM's chocolate-covered starfish gatekeeper. SO CUTE but smells like shit.
right on!! *humps screen*
ya mean "cums" naturally *evil smirk*
yeah really! xD
OMG! O_OFucking priceless!
ha ha h ahahahahaaa!!! seriously though I WONDERED what the fuck happen to him!
Holly shit, that's fucking scary!
*scratches head* I could'nt for the life of me figure out where she kpet him NOW I know!
*slaps forehead* that's right huh?!
ya got that right! and MONSTER COCK PORN!
This post is HAWT today! Hot pic! Hot BTBs. I left the house less than 50 minutes ago, to take my boys to school, and I cum back to more than 45 comments on a new post! Yowzaas!
hi nice seeing you here too! i saw in your profile that you posted a lott here, so i thought : this must be good ;)
I need this picture poster sized on my wall next to my bed. Think about waking up and seeing THAT! Kristen, i'm soooooo jealous :)
ah the i'm cumming-all-over-the-place-Rob-special-survival-kit" Thanks ;)
Take the pic and throw it on a flash drive and take it to FedEx/Kinko's. Don't they print out posters from pix? I thought they did.
Where in the world are you? Virginia here.
I'm in the Netherlands, land of legalized weed, red light district and we can drink alcohol from the age of 16 LOL. We don't have kinko's but we do have Hema ( works too) i live near Rotterdam.
good idea! shall i take extra large or supersize? wonder what my husband thinks about waking up every mornig and seeing Rob naked :)
OMG! My head is in the fucking gutter... I thought the link said PORNBUSTER.com.... funny what the psyche does to a horny girl.
OMG! OMG! OMG! That site actually WORKED!!!! So sorry.... I swear to Robert I had no idea... should I delete it? LOL!
you mean the sound of her "cuming" xD
Ummm when I can visit? lol. Where I live legal drinking age is 18 and pot isn't legalized but if it's only a bit the cops kinda turn the other way.... lol. No red light district for us though!
I thought the same thing!
Oh it is good.... really good!
Delete what? lol
hence the Airhumps to your name! ;)
LMFAO that was so you when you met Jackson right?!?!
Is it bad that Alie is sitting here busting a gut at your GIF? See she's a BTB already.... no training needed...lol.
OMG FB!!!!! ROFLMFAO
Monster cock porn?!?!? Where?!?!?!
Alie thinks he's cute..... I think he's kinda fucking scary but almost cute....
Love it! Gotta get that to the BTB factory!
All I see are Rob's long, l o n g, L-O-N-G porn fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'd like to use the excuse that my water just broke, but it was just another FUCK-HOT pic of Rob!!! Unnnnnnffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!Reminds me of the time that you met Jackson and dry-humped the air!!! LOL!
She's a natural!!! LOL!
Oh, snap!!! LOL!
Oh yes I can handle it! Could I please have 2?
You know it's true. *tee hee*
Buwaaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!! So true!
Definitely!!! When she saw the blown up picture of FB's avi she said "Mommy where's Rob's bum?" lol.
Driooooling.......sticking my iPhone in between my legs and letting my cooter do the buzzing!!!Ahhhhaaas too much blood drawn today I'm a little delirious!!!lmao
LMAO!!!!!!! OH good memories! I wonder if he remembers me! LOL
I would bet money that he remembers you!!! I do not think that anyone else would have the "cajones" to do what you did right after meeting him!!! I fucking love you!!! LOL!
LMAO!!! Atta girl!!!
How could he forget yu???!! You sexy vixen!*leans over and kisses Marcela's neck*I'm a Marcelabian. OMG! That new nickname has labia in it. LMAO!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!It's purrrrrrfect! *bites FB's shoulder in return*
She's the best!
I love saying it!MARCELABIAN!
Yes, she is, but so are you!!!
Oh Rob! Such a silly question! The real question is "How long do I get with you?"
Seriously? You went to PornBuster? LMAO!!!!
LOL/LMAO/ fuck, that is funny!
Try to help a BTB and look what good it does. Horny..horny..horny. lol
awww! Glad you got a giggle from it.
Dirty minds think alike!My curious dirty mind will have to wait until i get home to check out that web page.
Curiousity got the best of me and the site is fucked up! LOLThe webpage photo is a chick on her hands and knees with a vibrator in her panty hamster.
You tease!!! *Squirms in seat*
Total fucking accident... I swear!!!!
OMFG! Well she waste no time! hahaha
I WANNA GRAB HIS DICK!
they do but if the guys working there(KINKO's) are dicks and see it is a copyright pic they wont do it for u! I told a dude in Cali once, "WTF? I'm paying for it aren't I so why do u fucking care?" He then proceeded to let me print it out and said nothing!
ahahahaha! that is a BTB alright! always humping no matter where they go!
TOtally perfect! ahahahha
Go for it.
I think I'm going to try posterburner.com. I'd like to have a poster like my avi. ☺
Accident? Psh! Your a BTB there is no accident when it comes to porn! lol.
Well said! LOL!!!!
Over your bed? tehee
NIIIIIIIIICE!Slap me with it! LOL
yes I do! love it here! oh it is good! :D
yep it is!!
yeah that kit! ;)
her imagination exceeds our reach... LOL
OK, OK, I admit... The name "pornbuster" was totally random... something my mind created, but when I realized it was a real site I did visit it.... and I spent more than a few minutes there. *looks down at ground and blushes*
after I'm done with him ;)
*shouts over the innercome* CLEAN UP ON AISLE TEN!
same here please! ;)
seriously I have a poster of New Moon an actual movie poster that my bff got me from the theater for christmas three years ago and it is framed I have two Eclipse posters one is small(framed) and one is big(framed) I have a twilight display and I love it I still have all the books I am also an HP fan and I have read all the books(still have thtem) and I have all the movies as well :)
I'm from Northern California :)
here in northern california they have legalized "medical pot" for people who have cancer or are really sick but it is getting alot of flack and the dispeneries are getting hassled all the time LOL
I'll check it out too LOL!
i'm just as bad, i have the twilight posters as well. my DH doesn't mind that they're hanging on the wall. i'm also HP fan, got every book and dvd!This picture above would be really great on the wall;)
we only need Rob, no red light district LOL. just let me know when you 're in the area.
Yah medical pot is legal here as well.
I have my Twilight Shrine but sadly no posters, DH wouldn't go for that...but I do have my personalized license plate - TWIMOM! I think that says it all!!! Disqus is acting up...This is KarenBTB...
Like Leah, I'm from Northern Cali too, but a couple hours east of her.
the weather must be a lott better California right now. it's 7 degrees out here ( 45 fahrenheit) it's a good thing we have pictures of Rob to keep us warm;)
love your licenseplate! and for the psters, you need a woman-cave ;)
wel DUH! of course I wanna fuck your brains out ;)
hahahaha! I have a twilight display and I have the actual movie poster(from the theater) that my bff got me for christmas three years ago of New Moon and it is framed and I have one of Eclipse I have a BD poster but I need to find a frame for itso I can hang that one up as well LOL!
I have a "woman cave" LOL!
LMAO! yeah this pic above would look perfect on your wall I remember when my bff told me about HP and I was doubtful at first cuz I thought oh right as if! but she said just get the books and I SWEAR you will not be disappionted so I did and I am happy that I listened to her then came twilight that was a sheer desperation thing I had just finshed the last HP book and Iwent inot Target and looked around for ANY book and I saw twilight and was very curious so I got that book and New Moon and Eclipse all on the same day who have thought that it would have such an impact on me and I would be on here or any site for that matter raving about this beautiful man I LOVE sheer desparation LOL!!
yep thats right! I live in South San Jose' /Alamden Valley :)
really, my isn't big enough for that. we have three bedrooms and a attic . but my attic is a huge mess. i can make that a womancave in the future :) how does your cave look like?
oh it has been goregous here but next week it won't be so pretty it will(I HATE saying it ) rain :s but we need it LOL
like Rob needs to ask!! *rolls eyes* he can just slam right in to me... reall hard :0
IKR?! I swear everytime I turn on the tv these places are in the news *-* it is stupid honsetly leave them alone
wow really? I bet they get alot of flack too and constantly being "monitored" to make sure that the people that go into these places are infact actually sick LOL
oh RIIIGHT surrree uh huh ya better duck cuz lightening is about to strike LMAO!
IKR?! none what so ever! ;)
i have five posters. my hubby doesn't mind because it makes me happy. my 5 year old son got a small BD movieposter and the waterfallscene poster hanging up on his wall. he likes Kristen in bikini. I even have two Edward and Bella actionfigures LOL.
i went to posterburner and thought that i came to the wrong place LOL
I don't want to freak you out or anything but we all have a "woman cave".
We desperately need the rain. Folsom (where we boat in the summer) will be a puddle by June. The only thing that makes me feel better about this is: I know our water will be sent down to LA... and I can't help but reason: "My 'water' is being sent south so that Rob can drink it".Am I crazy or naughty... or a little of both??Fuck yeah, I am! UNF!
And just for the record... if I ever make a comment that Kristen looks "stoned"... I swear to Rob, it is not a put-down.... I'd be jealous, and hot and bothered, and desperately pining for a pull off her joint. Cuz, we all know what the bud does for the libido! UNF!
That's where FB meant for you to go. It was I who lead you all astray..... "Cum, my fellow BTBs. Follow me this way instead" *motions with index finger*
Not really, they don't have the same dispensaries that you do in Cali, you just get it from your doctor.
IKR?! ANYTIME ;)
I do too have a Edward and Bella "barbie" doll action figures and quite a few other things I even have a stuffed animal lamb and a lion as well I mean I have everything LOL
well I hope so! *rolls eyes* gees! LMAO!!!
You know me. I had to say it. lol
WOOOOO very naughty indeed! love it! yeah we do need do the rain badly LOL
LOL!! I understand it's cool! how about I swear ON Rob now does'nt that sound better?? hmmmm??? ;)
oh okay I wish my mother had that because she had cancer and she died 17 years ago
It's true though. Did you know that Folsom Lake's water actually DOES get sent to LA?! Just a factual tid-bit for you! ;-)
and dirty minds ROCK!
I saw it HILARIOUS!
On Rob, under Rob, beside Rob, wrapped tightly around Rob (while I squirt and scream his name).UUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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