Thursday, March 22, 2012

COSMOPLOSION!

Our first look at Cosmopolis.

And we have our luscious little BTB MegO to thank!





Here's the same trailer in sl0w-mo.



Holy Fuck Balls.

My squirts are coming out in slow motion and are suspended in air!


robbb, robert pattinson

MegO, I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do but you just proved me wrong!
LOVE YA!

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

WHERE DO WE START WITH THIS TRAILER???!!!

Naked Rob?
Fucking Rob?
Angry Rob?
Pissing Rob?
Murdering Rob
More Fucking Rob?

THERE'S SO MANY! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!

WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

And the release date of May 25th?? Is that for the US or over seas???!!!

SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS!!!

Aurora23 said...

Holy shit! I just woke up and CUMMED ABOUT 10x in less than a minute!


I'm following the movies page on Facebook so I will report back to let you know if there is a release date!


UNF UNF UNF UNF..........


FUCK THAT LIMO SCENE, THAT BED SCENE, ANGRY ROB, SUIT ROB,,,,,,,L.L.IIIIIIII,,,Y,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I

IM FUCKING CUMMED AGAIN!

Karen60BTB said...

This is going to be so wicked!

Aurora23 said...

THANK YOU MEG-O!!! 

Sorry with all the cumming I lost my manners and forgot to thank you!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 When it cums to Rob cumming cums first then cums the thanks.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Dark Dirty Twisted. All of which happens to be my original birth name. lol

This movie is just UNF!

Aurora23 said...

this is how i am right now!

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/gifs/Gifs%202/harrypotter-snapemybodyisready.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Stick Marcela with a fork because she'll be done when she sees this.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Can not wait for this movie!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 LOL!

Jennifer said...

yeah...I just came all over the place...record time too!  MegO...I owe you one babe!!
definitely wearing a skirt and goin' commando t see this film~!  maybe even buying a new remote controlled egg....incase the other one is worn out by then! lol
great post FB!!! 
gotta change now ;o

Jennifer said...

lol....we're gonna have some fine times with this movie!!!   
over and over....definitely!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And before you all ask...YES! I did snag the slow-mo trailer from another site. And I have no remorse about doing it. I would still candy from a baby for my BTBs! I would cut a kidney out of a nun if one of you needed it!

LOVES U's, BITCHES!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

2012 = The Year of Rob Porn!
Seriously?! Fuck me Rob! You are going to be the death of me!

Q: "How did WastedGirl die?"
A: "Mind/body blowing orgasms from all the Rob Porn!"

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think we all can be pretty sure in saying that we're all going commando here on out for the rest of the year.  Why destroy perfectly good panties? lol

*muah*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Oh Lord. The GIFs alone will kill us.

Jennifer said...

lol...damn straight!!  uno....I'm beginning to think that inventing those...shammanties...might not be such a bad idea!!!
lol...or at least a drop cloth to put beneath my computer chair! lol

Jennifer said...

yeah...well I'm going out with a big fucking smile on my face!!!
like pudding face or some shit!!! I'll l0ok like the Joker ...it will have to be closed casket! lol

Aurora23 said...

I would expect nothing less from you FB!!! 

BTB's know how to roll & stick up for one another so anyone gives you problems; 

tell me who the bitch is and this NY gal with cut her up!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

U..N......never mind I already came.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, for posting that in slow motion!
New rule: All Rob porn shall also be shown in slow motion.

Aurora23 said...

I know!!! I can't wait till she wakes up and sees this!!!

Wakey Wakey.....

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

If you ever need an accomplice, I'm in!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Here you go. Once size absorbs most.

Aurora23 said...

Yes I love my panties and ruining them is not cool with me unless it is ROB ripping them off!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I never thought a pissing Rob would make me all hot and bothered. Christ Rob u can piss all over me I'd be happy to bathe in it.

who in the hell is going to see this with me? I know no one who looks past Edward.  I might have to go by myself

Aurora23 said...

so this is the release dates so far for the movie, NO US date release yet!  FUCK!!!

THE RELEASE DATESThis page will continuously update as dates are revealed. Dates subject to change.France – May 23rdPortugal – May 31stNetherlands – June 7thRussia – June 14thBrazil – August 17thAustralia – Aug. 30thTurkey – Oct. 26thItaly -Dec. 12th

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 http://saucesome.net/pic/71182

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And I know you would!  What's that saying??

Keep your friends close and your BTBs closer.

Aurora23 said...

I like to order about 1 billion of these as ROB movies this year will be making me flood

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I always need an accomplice! It's always more fun. ☺

Aurora23 said...

Agree!  Seriously we need it in slow motion!!!

Aurora23 said...

ahahaha! I agree, he is probably the only man I would let piss on me if it would make him cum!!

Wait did i just write that??? Who the fuck am I kidding, I'm a BTB and we let ROB do anything to us! 

Karen60BTB said...

In that first shot, if Rob would just move his hand and the camera would pan down a little bit we'd hit BTB Heaven - Nirvana!!! Any guesses if we get any glimpses on LeMonster cock in this movie...please, please I hope so!

Karen60BTB said...

Wonder what it feels like to stand naked in front of Robert Pattinson like that? Shit!

Jennifer said...

one word Karen....
WET

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I will fucking die if we get a glimpse of his night stick.

 Holy fuck balls in my mouth!

Jennifer said...

how many women are gonna need to see the chiropractor after seeing this...I know my whole fuckin' head falls to my left shoulder when that little red dot is right over his heart...lol....geeeezzzzussss...I can't wait for this movie!!!!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

Holly fuck!!! when i saw naked Rob, I screamed BULLSHIT! NO WAY... but then I hit play and the world became a blur...

Jennifer said...

idunno...FB...you remember that little cartoon...a while back...the melted candle one??? lmfao!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

no words.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 BATL!!!

(Bust A Tit Laughing) Do you think this will take off? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aj5oY07e1qg7gxb.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION! 

DUDE, I'm all hot and bothered right now

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aj99DbXU1qg7gxb.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

FUCK!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1agfqGFkq1qd7p5fo1_500.gif HOLY FUUUUUCK

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aa3gSEFD1qbto26.gif yep, thats me... RIP ME

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I.cant.stop.cumming

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a9tfFuDA1r1wybw.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You mean... gifs like THIS!~

HOLY FUCK!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1agfqGFkq1qd7p5fo1_500.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Oh my shammwows! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Each day it just keeps getting better! I think I might have to be put on heart meds because I don't know how much more I can take. My cooter can take more then my ♥. lol

Hannah Verschuuren said...

Woohooo, i'm getting some on june 7th :o

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

MegO You are the shit!!! I love you beyond words! 
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a92cEGmI1qhs0lno1_400.jpg

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I kow i am! ( wet , i mean)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

If only we could take turns doing that to him! Is that bitch wearing a genie bra?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'll call into work for you and tell them you won't be in today. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a5bsVOYv1r8flgjo1_500.jpg

how? HOW!!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a2fwS2Ij1rra7muo1_500.jpg

My wicked vag, that's all! 

MegO said...

aww I fucking love you too my Marcela! 

Hannah Verschuuren said...

Ive been watching this the entire fucking day now. It's a miracle my kids got lunch and got picked up from school and i've been trying to find words to descibe how i feel but ........ i just can't. My husband is in for a shock when he gets hoem and finds me al drooling and squivering behind the computer  lol;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 That is brilliant!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

BTBS IN UNISON!

MegO said...

Yup! Very wet!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 And you shouldn't stop. If you stop there's something wrong!

MegO said...

If we do we better bring some paramedics to the movie with us! 

MegO said...

BATL OMG I love it!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 The one and only. THE ORIGINAL!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

My words exactly, HOW? I'm already a mumbling mess

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is it catchy? lol

Hannah Verschuuren said...

FIFTY!!!!!!

MegO said...

WTF!!! No Canadian love again? :( The movie was fucking shot in Toronto and Cronenberg is from Canada.... come on us Canadians seem to be getting the shaft lately and not in a good way! 

MegO said...

I fucking love you FB! The slow mo trailer.... I have no fucking words... UNF!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We have no release date either. We are hated.

BUT WHY? I blame politics. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Tell them no flowers please... in lieu of Flower arrangements, all donations can be made to the "Rebuild a clit foundation" for all my btb's after cosmopolis! I'll watch you from heaven... errr I mean HELL!!!! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Makes it so much easier for us to just rub-n-cum then have to keep moving the slider back and having to start all over again. lol

MegO said...

lol Jennifer, no problem! I almost had a fucking heart attack when I saw this posted last night on Facebook! I think commando/skirt to this movie sounds like the perfect outfit, fuck why wear a bra too? Our fucking nipples will break through it anyway when we see this movie!

Jennifer said...

*GULP*
yes please

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!! that's me! The black dude with the colorful orgasm! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 But we will have your service here.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Where the fuck is AZ!!!! she's missing all the fun!!! 

Jennifer said...

lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm trying to hang on to life... I'm trying....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ajcjR7jB1qg7gxb.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! IT's like a gigiant....

VAG! lol

MegO said...

I couldn't fucking sleep after watching this last night! 

Jennifer said...

lmfao!!!!
yep!!! that'll do FB....that'll do....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 LMAO!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This is how I imagine you right now! LOL

We are all hot messes, Rob will kill us all!!!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letopakz981qfyfggo1_500.gif

MegO said...

BATL!!!! (see FB it works! ☺)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I knew you'd love it. ☺

MegO said...

No need to thank me at all BTBs just glad you all got some morning happiness today! :)

Jennifer said...

ohhhh....to be sittin' astraddle of Rob!!!! 
h   o   l    y    f    u    c    k   !!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH  NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!

*dies* 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aa3gSEFD1qbto26.gif

Jennifer said...

YUP!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Some more instant than others... lol

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz04riPdGe1r5hgr5.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I LOVE it! Now go to other sites and say it. LOL

Jennifer said...

...lol

damn Republicans!!!
fucking Democrats!!!
ruining everything!! 
lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!

Cooter on fire! coother on fire!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Our very own Marcela made these!!!! She sent me a pair. And they work and fit like a dream.

Jennifer said...

mmmmmmmmmm.....yes please

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I think you are right!!!

http://www.does-the-product-work.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/genie-bra.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

FUCK! Not even a test warning!!!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And this time antibiotics can't fix it.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLBATL!!!!!

Fucking hilarious!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I knew it!

I have to confess. I have two of them. One in beige and one in black. They are fucking awesome to sleep in. LOL

Jennifer said...

I am definitely adding two or three copies of this dvd to my collection.... cuz...I am not gonna be able to devote the attention I should to this film in the cinema.  I figure I will watch it at least ten times within the first 24 hours....better buy an extra dvd player too....just in case.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

LOL , yep that is pretty much it. Don't forget the accompanying sounds.
*talks gibberish* 

MegO said...

Fuck I can't get enough of this trailer! BTBs you are welcome for alerting you know to the teaser and FB and Marcela thank you for the fuck awesome posts every fucking day! I fucking love you guys, and yes I know I fucking swear like a sailor..... I'm learning from Kingston! I wonder what he would fucking think of this! lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMG. It does work! We made a new abbreviation!

MegO said...

I sure will!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You guys!!!! Seriously!!! I nearly had a vag attack

leahreallyitis said...

*gives MegO a "wet kiss" THANK YOU BTB!!

MegO said...

hahaha so true!

MegO said...

Of course it's always politics... they fucking suck!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

*drops dead next to my computer * __________________

leahreallyitis said...

NEITHER CAN I! DECEMBER 12TH! 2012! HOLY SHIT I WANT THIS MOVIE!

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha h ahah aha! and my coffee is cold and I need to go get it and I don't want too LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

we might as well have to bring a mop and bucket to the theater and some "stain" remover LOL

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I must have been a good girl ( sure, Hannah who believes THAT), because i'm finnally getting rewarded for living in the fucking Netherlands for a change!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah....moaning, panting moaning and panting moaning moaning and "cumming" and "cumming" again and again again

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

With the little fucking bows! 

Hannah Verschuuren said...

*Sends Leah some coffee*,  Do you want milk and sugar with that?

leahreallyitis said...

geez woman are trying to make me hungry?! *licks lips*

leahreallyitis said...

more like I WANT TO ATTACK his ass NICE and SLOOOOWWW

leahreallyitis said...

FB *feels forehead* are you okay? girl that is SO an understatement!

leahreallyitis said...

GOD I CAN'T WAIT!! thank you JESUS!

leahreallyitis said...

I wish I could go withyou but I would have to warn you I would not be responsible for my actions LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Who says you can't have style with function! LOVES EM'!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Im pretty sure that's you and me right there! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Your husband and my bf never had a chance of survival.

*drops head in sadness*

I'M OKAY! Where were we? lol

leahreallyitis said...

SAY IT.OUT LOUD.SAYIT.

leahreallyitis said...

*o*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fvsdQrfB1r3ytt5.gif

Hannah Verschuuren said...

You mean like THIS! HELL YEAH :O
http://s891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/Screencaps/Cosmopolis/Teaser%20Trailer/?action=view&current=RobertPattinsonCosmopolisHDCaps200.jpg 

leahreallyitis said...

will you be able to see this movie in your home town :)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BATL!!!!

MegO said...

Probably not, I'll probably have to drive to Edmonton to see it if we get it at all....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I say we should start a campaign to elect Rob's cock as president! LOL 

leahreallyitis said...

and the female population

leahreallyitis said...

exactly!!

leahreallyitis said...

*WARNING THIS MOVIE MAY CAUSE OVARIE EXPLOSION*

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

Jennifer said...

would be a damn site better than what we've had to call president for the last ..oh...twelve years?? lol

leahreallyitis said...

and all I did was lick the screen *smirks*

leahreallyitis said...

*calls Kaiser to make back appointment*

leahreallyitis said...

no words is right!

leahreallyitis said...

and pray he looks like Rob ;) okay that was lame LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

uh fraid not

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is all

leahreallyitis said...

yeah.................... VERY "wet"

leahreallyitis said...

and then spread the legs!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah very moist(as Rob says) ;)

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!! FRIENDS is so funny!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

*looks up at heaven*
hey god it's me again..yeah again um...if you could do this one little thing for us BTB's and make sure that we get to see Rob in ALL his FUCK HOTTNESS GLORY!thank you ME.

leahreallyitis said...

yeah and some diapers(hey more absorbant than panties) and some inhalers and a oxyen tank and mask

leahreallyitis said...

I would NOT be responbile for my actions!

leahreallyitis said...

and in my mind too!!! O/T for sec I am now on the second book of Fifty Shades! they made up and that is all I am am going to say

leahreallyitis said...

GOD I FUCKING HOPE SO!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

Is it even possible to *cum* only by thinking of Rob saying the word moist? YES IT IS!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

very catchy! LOVE IT!

leahreallyitis said...

xD

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

To answer your question. YES. Yes you can get pregnant from this. And I am proof of it. And this is what you should expect.

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah add that to our BTB vocabualary!

leahreallyitis said...

okay um....what about the US?!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Now that's an election pole/poll I want to be part of....i.e....on.

leahreallyitis said...

WOA! I thought it was december 12th!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah and the U.S. borders Canada! so it should be in Canada AND the US first FUCKERS THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN!! OKAY PETITION TIME!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

If this is just a teaser trailer then we should expect the movie to fucktastic incrediballs!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1all4KcQA1r5xtv0.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Neither could I...I was so jacked up! This movie is going to mess with my mind and body....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ajg3iJGp1qfskqg.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 What happened to this? LOL

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1all4KcQA1r5xtv0.gif

Karen60BTB said...

I'm halfway thru book 3.....the drama is unfolding!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

It's ready for Rob's balls in my mouth.... 
it's NOT  ready for creepy michael jackson fucking baby!!!!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Huh. I see how you are. And to think I was going to ask you to babysit for me. Baby Thriller will be very upset now.

Just look at the sadness in it's eyes. I say "IT" because I have no fucking clue of the gender. It's got some fucked up junk down there.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*shedders*
That its so fucking creepy!!!

and I do not wanna see that junk, plus is wearing pink?!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I do pink one day and blue another. The fuck if I know! lol

MegO said...

Yah the US and Canada might be border neighbours but Canada doesn't get a lot of the same stuff as the US....

Angelahorny4Rob said...

all you have to do is put a ball at the top and you found the clit!! LMAO!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Oh my fucking God! Where the he'll have I been when you ladies posted all this awesome?!! I've missed soooooo much!

leahreallyitis said...

*wooooo baby rub that cock!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! I literally busted a tit laughing just now!!!!
BATL!!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

I'm glad you are here :D

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ap3sKPfK1qza9qg.gif

Bahahahaha

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 It's a good thing we have "BATL" then. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Yes you have missed alot and you have only yourself to blame!

*wink*

Jennifer said...

Just read the run time is nearly two hours too.....not much left out huh!!!!
oh...Twilight is coming on FX!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I watched Twilight on FX last night! Aurora23 and I were imessaging each other through the whole damn movie. LOL

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I am so ashamed! RL is kicking my ass

star4 said...

IKR!?  If you lived in central Cal, I would see it with you.  I'm in the same boat you are... but I don't even have friends that are Edward fans...... so alone. :-(   So glad I have you BTBs in my life!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Oh me too

star4 said...

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

star4 said...

Just in... reports of a second death due to mind/blowing orgasms from all the Rob Porn... Rest in peace, star4.

star4 said...

I know how you feel, and you're right, no words can describe.  He is truly killing us.... Does he know that we read fuckhot fanfic and fantasize about having sex with him ALL THE TIME.... and then he goes and makes movies like this and BA?????  He is EVIL and I LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

star4 said...

fuck

star4 said...

I wanted to see Ana and Christian fucking when those doors opened.  *stomps foot on ground*

star4 said...

I haven't looked at listings yet... will we get it?

star4 said...

I wonder... Is he really pissing (or a tube)?   I would fucking squirt if I knew he was really pissing.... who am I kidding, I'm squirting already.

And, is he pissing through a hole in the floor?  LOL!

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