Thursday, March 22, 2012

COSMOPLOSION!

Our first look at Cosmopolis.

And we have our luscious little BTB MegO to thank!





Here's the same trailer in sl0w-mo.



Holy Fuck Balls.

My squirts are coming out in slow motion and are suspended in air!


robbb, robert pattinson

MegO, I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do but you just proved me wrong!
LOVE YA!

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MegO said...

Who wants to stop? ;)

star4 said...

I tried to read some of it... but it pretty much just flew over my head... couldn't get into it. The verbage (is that a word) was so hard to understand... I'm not a literacy expert... guess I'm kinda dumb... if Ed and Bella aren't in a story... it's not worth reading. I'm so fucking lame. LOL!

Jennifer said...

that's what I"M talkin' bout!!!
hell yeah!!!

star4 said...

Shall we make a prayer circle?  *all BTBs, join hands*

star4 said...

My thoughts exactly! 

star4 said...

Unconscious.  I would have fucked him, until we both passed out.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 You know it!

star4 said...

Yes, it is Scummit's politics... they don't want little itty bitty baby Eddie to get a tarnished image before BD2 comes out. FUCK YOU SCUMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU UP YOUR VIRGIN ASS SO HARD THAT IT FEELS LIKE HELL FIRE!!!!!
*takes a deep breath* 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We're past God's help. Time for some WICCA!

star4 said...

I'm fucking game. Whatever it takes!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Breath! Relax! And now continue on your rant. lol

star4 said...

Yeah Scummit.... did you think Rob would stay 17 forever as well? FUCKING MORONS! And did it occur you idiots, that maybe if some mature women (who have been avoiding Twilight) saw Rob in a fuckhot film like this, that Twilight might BENEFIT from this? I think Rob (Twilight's) fanbase could possibly quadruple or one-hundred-uple, or whatever, from them watching him like this? DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ... HUH? DID YOU? *throws a brick at Scummit's head*

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha hahahah ahaa it's a tube! really it is seriously it is a tube  I mean come on Rob would not REALLY piss in a car LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

I need to pre-order the book lol

leahreallyitis said...

yeah..... a mega hard boner that I would suck on like a popsicle!

leahreallyitis said...

*hugs*! have you read the Fifty Shades of Grey yet I am on the second book just finshed the first one last night it was GOOOD! you can order them at www.barnesandnoble.com  :)

star4 said...

Why not? He seems dedicated to his craft, No? ;-) And it looks like there is a hole or something in the floor.

leahreallyitis said...

I am only on book 2 now!

star4 said...

The second one it BETTER... if you can believe it!

leahreallyitis said...

yes please! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Rob might not but Eric might. ☺

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I bet it is! I will be reading more tonight in the book(when I started it ) Christian is having a nightmare about his mother being beaten by the pimp/bf and he goes after christian who was like three at the time oh man it was SO shocking

leahreallyitis said...

oh fuck yeah!!!! EXACTLY like that! *goes to change panties* *O*

leahreallyitis said...

I don't know so far there is no release date yet and I looked(stoopidly) on IMDb nothing but just 2012 that's it so far no date I THOUGHT it was going to be out 12-12-012???

leahreallyitis said...

holy shit that must be LONG ass drive *_-

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

WET PANTY ALERT!

star4 said...

You might be right... but what about a drunk Rob? Eh, maybe?? He can pee on me anyways, just sayin'.

leahreallyitis said...

oh  hell yeah it is!

leahreallyitis said...

yes everyone join hands! GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN!

leahreallyitis said...

A(FUCKING) MEN!

star4 said...

That is at the very beginning of the book, right? When you are all done with Fifty, go back and read Master of The Universe... only if to read the outtakes at the end... they are so fucking good... things from Ed's past and Ed's POV... amazing stuff Icy wrote, AMAZING. If you need a copy of MOTU, let me know.

leahreallyitis said...

ALL of our bodies are READY,WILLING, AND ABLE....

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

my sentiments exactly! and MJ was well weird :p

leahreallyitis said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *runs away* don't scare me like that GOTDAMMIT! :)

leahreallyitis said...

creepy as  hell!

star4 said...

Does anyone out there have Emancipation Proclamation in PDF????  Needs it now!

leahreallyitis said...

well that sucks HAIRY balls!

leahreallyitis said...

GOTDAMMIT I thought they said 12-12-012?! or is it just my imagination *-*

star4 said...

Never mind... I already had it... Duh!  It's in the stuff MegO sent me.  Thank you again MegO!!!!  *smooch*

leahreallyitis said...

FUCK.SUMMSHIT!!! they do NOT own the man and they CAN GOfuck themselves the saga is OVER and DONE finshed gone okay well except for BD PART 2 WHATEVER BUT THEY DO NOT OWN HIM!!

leahreallyitis said...

ya mean SUMSHIT OR SUMBALLS  xD and I agree! *KICKS THE CEO IN THE BALLS*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Can you believe what that cum guzzling queen said about Cosmo over on BDM? JJ called it a load rubbish. Should we attack? I'm feeling feisty today...feisty/horny all the same. LOL

star4 said...

Sumshit is better that Scummit... I'll need to remember that!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

OOOhhh i'm reading that one right now!

MegO said...

sure does!

MegO said...

Nah it's not bad only about an hour there and an hour back.

Hannah Verschuuren said...

there's a build in toilet or something in the limo. read the book and it wasn't easy. Re-reading will be a good idea!

MegO said...

Definitely our bodies....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Are you serious? There's a port-a-pot in his limo? Now I gotta see this movie! lol

leahreallyitis said...

UN(FUCKING)FORUNATELY >.<

Hannah Verschuuren said...

yep page 133, part 2 chapter 4. I don't know if the page is correct. I cheated a bit because i read it in Dutch. I usually read books in their original language but this shit was too much after a exhausting day with two small kids lol.

leahreallyitis said...

they can go sit in a corner and play with their dicks! along side of SUMSHIT

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You're braver then me! Mainly because you have two children. LOL

leahreallyitis said...

*goes to the voting "poles"

leahreallyitis said...

erection ya mean LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! I agree! :/

leahreallyitis said...

I'm SOOOO "bitter" right now

leahreallyitis said...

my sentiments exactly! PISSES ME OFF THEY ARE DOING THE SAME THING WITH  Cosmo as they did with BA!!

leahreallyitis said...

grrrrrrrrrr!!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!! priceless! I'd bottled it and sell it on EBAY ha ha ah  ahahhaha!!

leahreallyitis said...

I'd go with ya :D

leahreallyitis said...

AMEN BABE!

leahreallyitis said...

YEP!

leahreallyitis said...

your welcum!

leahreallyitis said...

I LOVE slow motion!

star4 said...

I started reading it about a year ago... and the slavery thing turned me off.. It was the first fanfic I tried. Now that I'm ADDICTED, I figure I'll give it another shot. I'm on page 17 right now... anxious to meet Edward!

leahreallyitis said...

oh really?! well I'm heading over right now! MISS CUM GULZZING BITCH is going to get it now! *gets Christians whips and chains*

Hannah Verschuuren said...

It's fucking torture...... and i like it ;o

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I didn't know anything about it until I read MegO's and Marcela's comment about it.

Why bitches gotta be hatin' on a hot fucker like Rob? Just not right.

leahreallyitis said...

oh I say it all the time! LOL but seriously I am SOOOO fucking fed up!! I am PISSED!

leahreallyitis said...

that's true! LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

and you would never take a shower again LOL

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I think there is! and yeah he is SO dedicated to his craft *evilsmirk*

Hannah Verschuuren said...

i'm at chapter 41! i had to get use to the slave thing too, but i really like the story now. I read MOTU, the Office , Edward Wallbanger and Edward Cullen aka the Womanizer first. I'm really addicted to FF now! When i firts started readin EP, i thought the strory set place in 1850 or something.

leahreallyitis said...

LOL! oh mygod seriously xD

leahreallyitis said...

oh my god how fuckin hilarious! hell I would not mind having a port -a- potty in my car LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah it was and now I am on chapter 1 and yeah I do need a copy of MOTU thank you here is my e-mail address leatrog@comcast.net  :)

leahreallyitis said...

so very fuckin true seriously he KNOWS oh god does he ever!

leahreallyitis said...

oh okay cool :)

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Yeah! I didn't even know all these goodies were posted and I also found out there's gonna be a trailer or something for The Host. Sooooo....

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Sadly no. I already get shit for reading Lora Leigh's books. And she's the smuttiest writer I've read so far. I have read MOTU.:)

MegO said...

I'm not too into the host.... I didn't read the book. Wanna run away together? We'll start a little BTB retreat and say fuck RL!

MegO said...

Can they bring Rob to me? Cause that's all that will help me now! 

MegO said...

I know the perfect sitter for baby Thriller.... Pedo-Wolf! 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Fuck yeah!

lol most people aren't. I'm not too into the Hunger Games so.....Forgive me FB and Marcela

Mariana♥BTB said...

LOL! and hump the chair?

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Angelahorny4Rob said...

I have to reread again. I had a hard time reading it. I didn't like the way it was written. I do remember spacific things but yeah now I have avisual to go by, I should read it.
 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I found his ad in the yellow pages! Should I be alarmed their phone number is
1-800-doggy-style?

MegO said...

At least it's not false advertising!

leahreallyitis said...

I have the book of The Host but I doubt I will see the movie don't really care LOL

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I'm not either I do have the books and I will read them but that's it...

leahreallyitis said...

*bites lower lip* GOD he looks FUCK HOT here!

leahreallyitis said...

IT IS NOT FAIR DAMMIT! MOFO'S!!!

leahreallyitis said...

I agree so not right!

Aurora23 said...

is that the release date for the movie in US???

Aurora23 said...

OMFG love this!

****hits control and saved***

Aurora23 said...

"I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU HARD!"  ROB SAYS & I CUM IMMEDIATELY!

"ALWAYS SO READY..."

YEAH I HAVE READ ALL OF THE FIFTY BOOKS

Aurora23 said...

OMG so fucking true!  I seriously have not cummed this much in one day!!!  

DAMN ROB IS FUCKING GOOD!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1usE3ZfIQAM/TdQFXPHSufI/AAAAAAAADOU/8x-aLSha8GU/s1600/ovaries%2Bexplosion.gif

Aurora23 said...

love that pic! Fucking every BTB's cooter!

Aurora23 said...

all we need is Rob's hose to put out our burning vaginas!!

Aurora23 said...

I would be happy if they just show us the tip!

Like Rob says: Just the tip

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugig4WKUd1qa44bco1_500.gif

Aurora23 said...

SHe might have btb baby early is she watches this!  

Aurora23 said...

I can show him a whole bunch! I'll wear him out!

http://kpoppedcherry.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/key-body-is-ready.gif?w=500&h=301

Aurora23 said...

ahahahaha! Classic! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!! I fucking love all these gifs

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL DAY MY BITCHES!!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Backatcha! What a day. Loves ya, babe! *SMOOCH*

Karen60BTB said...

I just got the book last weekend...yeah, it looks a little daunting to read. Wish me luck!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS! Over 300 comments.

Not that we ever needed confirmation but we are the HORNIEST BITCHES IN THE WORLD!
 

Karen60BTB said...

Sorry...but I can't stop watching this fucking teaser...this is another Rob movie that's going to do me in...hell, I just with ROB WOULD DO ME!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

good luck! It might be easier for you because now you have a visual  of what Eric looks like. 

leahreallyitis said...

damn straight we are TEAM HORNEY BITCHES!

leahreallyitis said...

LOVE YA BABE!

leahreallyitis said...

I don't know if this will happen but there is talk that this movie could an NC-17 rating  what ya think should it be...because of all the sex and violence in the movie

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