Thursday, March 8, 2012

When there is an itch you can't scratch....

One of the common causes of vaginal itching is too much sexual activity...

What's going on Kristen??


Can't say I blame her!! LOL 


Here is some cream.... 

Better??

Glad we could help!! LOL

65 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

GOD I LOVE HER!! Sorry for making fun, but some jokes write themselves! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! FLOVE your sense of humor, BTB-Marcela!!!

Here are some of my theories on her scratching...

1) She is growing her bush a la French-style since she was in Paris when this pic was taken!

2) Rob's cum is starting to dry on her skin and it's getting kind of itchy...

3) Rob's scruff burn is starting to heal, he forgot to lick the area since his tongue works better than aloe lotion!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I Fucking LOVE her, too!!!  Great post, Corazon!!!

I bet Rob made her keep her shoes on once they got back to their hotel room!  UNF!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'll help with the itch Kstewy!!!!!

With my spirit fingers!!! LOL

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxz7v6wnZ1qfek9ho1_500.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH Good GOD!
I hope she's not growing her bush too much!!! LOL
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm90zchwt1qkvmcco1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh heck yeah, those puppies would look even hotter by her ears! 
UNF! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

I would rather use my tongue or teeth... or, both!!!  ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Fuck yeah!!!  I can already visualize Rob thrusting into her!!!  Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I am crying over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a bush and a rug put together!!!  LMFAO!!!  A guy would need a GPS system just to find one of her holes!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know ha! LOL 
That's a fucking jungle!!! I wonder if there are any monkeys!?? 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Use your teeth!!! LOL

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leid7iOH2q1qavb5i.gif

star4 said...

That is so completely and thoroughly disgusting.

star4 said...

Oh good God!  I fucking love the image!

*sticks hand down pants*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

its a hairy situation! LOL!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HER COOTER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WINTER COAT!!!! LOL!!! 

star4 said...

Because I'm a prude, I really am rather repulsed by the idea of my face in another girl's yoohoo.  But, seriously....  I would go down on that hot piece of Heaven in a second!  (And Rob would watch.)
*raises right hand in a solemn swear*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Rawwwwrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/427086_340411689333939_275041369204305_881075_519244456_n.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Monkeys... Crabs... It's all the same in a jungle like that! Lol!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419308_10150708284696240_573561239_11125391_457233778_n.jpg


and this man waits for her... GAHHHHHHHHHHH

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419308_10150708284696240_573561239_11125391_457233778_n.jpg

Like this??

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

The "itch" is definitely the most logical explanation. But you all know me and how sick and twisted my mind works.

I think Robsten had a good lil' fuck before the fashion exhibition and when Rob pulled out he left his jimmy hat hanging on Kristen's coat rack. And now she feels it tickling between her legs and she's trying to contain it from falling out and having a Zac Efron issue.

Am I grabbing at straws with this theory? lol

star4 said...

This is so true for me! Only for the legs though. I have very thin body hair, so my legs don't get bad over the winter...
But, I keep my important parts clean and bald (except for one little landing strip) all "fucking" year long!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

THAT'S A TRIPLE PATTIE CHEESE FUR BURGER!

star4 said...

Yeah! Well, then he'd close his eyes as he unloads into me... all the while I'm licking his girl.

Karen60BTB said...

I agree...let's start an investigation into the issue - who wants to look up her dress first? **raises both hands proudly**

star4 said...

This picture... I want to straddle him and fuck him until he forgets his name... and Kristen's name as well!
Sorry, Kristen... I'm. Just being honest... (Heeeyy Yaa!)

star4 said...

My husband is so getting fucked tonight.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

*raises hand and starts jumping up and down*

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Maybe it's a wig?!? LMFAO!!!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HOLY FUCK! That expression is Fifty.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

From Donald Trump's hair-piece collection?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I can't control my pelvis anymore.... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

That - right there made it gross!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

star4 said...

Speaking of Fifty... how far are you?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I know. I go to far sometimes. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Atta girl! LOL!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! 
I wanna eat you!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lavrmiHm1r6n6dfo1_250.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOVE THAT GIF!

And you know I'm your buffet that's open 24/7.
*wink..wink..nudge*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Where did you go! New nutty madam post!!! EEEEKKKK LOL!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Hey, at least she's more subtle! LOL

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ff0aFhw1rps6uio1_400.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's where she keeps her Snickers!

Mariana♥BTB said...

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

he is soooooooooooo sexy in this pic!!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

OMG! I was thinking the same thing!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

I have a worst image:

the 80's... 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ggGe255nbk/TFbRg9XJeVI/AAAAAAAABcI/f6H26eGu8ZM/s1600/page.jpg 

Aurora23 said...

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK ME ROB!!!!

that is all.....

Aurora23 said...

you are killing me today with laughter! LOVE IT!!!

Aurora23 said...

roflmao!!! Seriously your killing me MArcelabian!  killing me with Laughter!!

I snorted!!!

Aurora23 said...

NO fucking way would or have I ever let my cooter get like that!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

By the way, fucking hilarious! looks like a Chia Pet!!

Aurora23 said...

As they say, SCRATCH & SNIFF... SCRATCH & SNIFF.......the only way Rob likes it!

Aurora23 said...

Damn if she is itching like that must be Rob's fucking long ass fingers! 

FOund this goody!!! 

HOLY SHIT!!! IF his finger is that long, imagine his COCK!!!  UNF UNF UNF

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm right there with you sister!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!!! It makes me squirm! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

and credit cards... and car keys.... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NICE!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

It looks like a build-a-bear workshop WTF! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*smooches* I'm glad!!! that's what we are here for, you guys give me happiness, I try to give it right back!! <3

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

For some reason this pic reminded me of this video!!! LOL!!!!

http://youtu.be/hfPhzoNkcw8

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Eww...I'm glad i wax that shit

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Robs cum must be seeping out

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Fuck yes it is