Wednesday, March 14, 2012

POP! SQUIRT! POP! SPUIRT! POP! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!



If there way any question out in the twi-verse of why Rob is with Kristen has now been answered in BOLD PRINT.

HOLY FUCK BALLS!
I'd let her fuck me with the heel of her shoe!
*squirt*

Thanks AZ for the pic! Actually I stole it from a post you made to Marcela.



70 comments:

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thank you, AZ! I have not seen this pic from the LV/MJ exhibition!

wow. *flatlines*

 

star4 said...

Fuck!  I would so fuck her.... and girls are NOT my thing.
Isn't it amazing how much us BTBs have in common with Rob???  We all want to fuck her!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Anybody out there want to see her re-enact the Sharon Stone leg scene in Basic Instinct???  *AZ jumps up and down*  Me, me, me!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ITA... Chicks are not my thing either, but she just does something to my cooter!!!

MegO said...

Fuck she looks fucking gorgeous! I love her hair the way it is right now, looks great on her! 

MegO said...

I would so fuck her too! Hubby thinks that's hilarious cause I tell him all the time how hot she is and I would so fuck her anytime! lol. 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

All our pleasure my Love!!!!!!!!

I can never resist a fuck-HOT pic of our girl!!!

MegO said...

I would pay a lot of money to see that! Should we start up a fund to see Kristen do the Sharon Stone leg scene? *grabs a $20* I'll start! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Holy Fuck!!! If Rob was not thinking the same thing while he was in Paris with her!!!

*AZ throws in $100!*

MegO said...

woohoo AZ is throwing in the big bucks.... someone wants some Kristen cooter time! ;)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LOL!

"Kristen" and "cooter" in the same sentence... *AZ throws in another $100* ;-)

MegO said...

hahahaha oh god AZ I love ya!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I FLOVE ya, too, BTB-Meg!!!!!!!

Aurora23 said...

Holy fuck me Kristen! Sooooo loving the fuck me heels and that dress!

I bet Rob was behind the camera and she was giving him those "I'm soooo going to fuck you with just these heels on" eyes!

I agree, I'm not into chicks but I would totally make The exception for her! And of course Rob can sit & watch us and totally join in!

***cooter is on purrrrr overdrive****

star4 said...

IKR? It's because we know that Rob's cock has been in hers multiple times.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*Throws piggy bank against wall*

TAKE IT ALL BITCHES!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*SMOOCHES*

HAWT!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY FUCK LONG LEGS!
It's like they start at her fucking armpits! 

*dies*

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Damn girl! So fucking hot! Jesus....
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhk6igDdI1r3ovdbo1_500.gif

MegO said...

OT: I just went to check my yahoo mail and this was one of the top stories on yahoo: http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/mommy-porn-naughty-e-book-series-hit-playground-184100515.html

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Excellent point!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That's the spirit!!! LMAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

*SMOOCHES back!*

leahreallyitis said...

DAMN that is one HOT pic!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

She sold 250000 copies already?! Holy shit! Good for her!
And I think it's so funny that they always mention Twilight in those articles although they don't know that it used to be a twilight fan fiction! 

So glad that it's that successful. And I don't understand how people in this fandom are hating the author/the story. They are doing the same as the Twilight haters do. If you don't like it it's fine you don't have to read it but don't tell things like 'The story is stupid or People who are reading it are stupid'. 
Sorry for the long strory! LOL 

leahreallyitis said...

OH PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE let be true!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

she has legs that could make ANY of "cum"!

leahreallyitis said...

oh yeah it does!! the exact same postion in the chair and the exact same "look" she has OH MAN IS IT EVER!!

leahreallyitis said...

she always looks SEXY!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I hope that the rumor is true!!!!!!  Gah!!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

SO well said!! *cooter is tingly all over*

leahreallyitis said...

*grabs checkbook*

leahreallyitis said...

*throws in 100*

leahreallyitis said...

*sad panda face*poor piggy

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!! too funny!

leahreallyitis said...

who wants(*raises hand) some Kristen cooter raise your hand ;)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She should have them insured by Lloyd's of London like Heidi Klum has insured her legs!

And, Rob should insure his MonsterCock and porn-fingers... just sayin'... LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

*so does leah*

leahreallyitis said...

DAMN STRAIGHT!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I know! It would be great!

Btw: Have you heard that Charlize adopted a baby boy?! His name is Jackson! So happy for her! And it's like almost every co star/friend Rob and Kristen worked with is pregnant these days! I think that's a sign! ;-)

leahreallyitis said...

I am so glad that your husband has a sense of humor about us BTB's obsession LOL!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Wow!  So happy for her!

Thanks for sharing, BTB-Meg!!!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I guess we have to wait and see. Hope it it's true

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ITA!  

It goes to show how large and powerful the fandom is still, despite having lost several fans over the past years.  Good for her!!!

Realistically, not everyone in the fandom will support her, but those of us who enjoyed her stories before her success should not be ashamed of enjoying books that are labeled as "taboo".  As with anything, "do not knock it until you try it", or read it, in this case!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!

Anything for Kristen's cooter!!! LOL 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

No, I had not heard that Charlize adopted a son!  How cool!  

Yes, let's hope that our favorite couple gets bitten by the baby bug!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

He must show us the goods before we can insure them...
You know, its just standard procedure

*salivates* 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Rawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

... And, Rob's MonsterCock!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ABOFUCKIGNLUTELY!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Mr. Pattinson, please lay your cock on the table...

Thanks... that... impresive

...can I pet it?? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I give you my whole fourteen dollars and seventy three cents, hairclip, dead spider, chest hair and push pin...

Take it all!!!! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!

And, for quality assurances purposes, we will have to pump it a few times to measure its true length!!! ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Are you sure that THAT is your piggy bank, and not one of a Vegas hooker??? LOL!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Hey I don't know how all that stuff got into my piggy bank... it's a pig after all! LOL

Or it may be a hookers, god only knows... 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Yes, our best indicator its Marcela over here, she has a ruler down her throat...

Let's put it in there and measure it!!!

YIPPE! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I am sure that each piece tells a very interesting story there, Grasshopper... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Marcela FTW!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

MegO said...

He has to or he'd be out the door...... lol.

MegO said...

Sure I leave to go skating with the kids and you guys decide to talk about the holy monstercock! Fuck me I miss all the fun! lol. 

MegO said...

Fuck me she sure does!!! I would love to do some nasty fun stuff with her! lol. 

MegO said...

I agree you have to show the merchandise so we can guarantee the quality of the product and how much it should be insured for and well if we need to take it for a test drive to really make sure I guess I can take one for the team and offer.... ;) 

MegO said...

I heard that too! Maybe Rob and Kristen will be bitten by the baby bug now! lol. 

Karen60BTB said...

Yes, please!

Karen60BTB said...

My husband saw this pic this morning and was like "who's that?" Bella from Twilight - no fucking way, her legs aren't that long...so I had to pull up my stash of KStew pics and give him proof...and I agree...Rob is one smart man...damn...

Aurora23 said...

What movie will have that trailer or do u mean online trailer?

Hannah Verschuuren said...

You got thst right, i just becum a krisbian. :0

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I think it will come out online first! But I don't know if it's true.
Someone sent the producer an email and asked about it and he said that the trailer will be sent out Friday! We have to wait and see.