Tuesday, March 6, 2012

A HAIRY SITUATION


FUCK. ME. HARD.

All I can imagine when I look at this pic is all the great beard burn on my body.

ALL OVER MY BODY.

♥squirt..squirt♥

143 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh believe me... I would NOT mind a burn-by-beard rash between my thighs...

Hmmmm

*porn moans*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Hells yeah!

Mornin', BTB! xoxoxo

Aurora23 said...

Agree! "ROB" burn can happen anytime all over my body! 

Damn i love the fuck me hair and beard!! HE knows how to wear it well as well as use it well!

Okay, I may be sick with no voice right now but damn, I could still make a LOUD sound just by looking at this man! 

Damn..............UNF!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Morning sista-sista! How are you feeling this morning?

*leans over and kisses BTB on forehead*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Your snorts and groans make all the right noises! lol

Aurora23 said...

Morning FB & Marcella! 

I'm okay, just no voice now & my head feels like it is going to explode! taste buds all gone, can't smell....Yep I'm a mess!!

But this picture made me groan in a  good way! :)

leahreallyitis said...

*goes to lick the screen* OOOOHHHOOOOO YEEEESSSSS!!

leahreallyitis said...

OOOOH YEAH! and I'm sorry your sick :( woo shit I havet o get my ass movin I havet o leave now I have to get to work!

leahreallyitis said...

FUCK.ME.HARD. is RIGHT FB!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

oh god, i miss the sex hair.  and yes. fuck. me. hard sounds very good mmmmmmmm

star4 said...

A question for all BTBs:

Have any of you ever posted something on Disqus, that has upset fellow Rob fans?  Not just here, but on BDM.ORG, or Robsessed, or anything.   I just ask, because I did, back during Cosmopolis... and it has bothered me ever since.  I'm embarrassed to talk about it, but if "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" (excerpt from Wide Awake).  ;-)

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I don't think I ever have. But I did throw a fit when an author removed their story while I was in the middle of reading it, and was quite embarrassed when they replied very nicely that they would send me a copy so I could finish.
I really try to bite my tongue if I don't have nice stuff to say, but having my fanfic fix taken from me was a bad day. I was probably PMS'ing too!  lol

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I miss the "just fucked hard" hair too!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Beard burn on your tongue?   lol

star4 said...

I have typed so many things, just to delete it all, just before hitting "post comment".
I speak aloud about my insecurities about Rob or Kristen (usually Rob AND Kristen) or I get motherly or prudish or some shit.

star4 said...

I would go fucking ape shit and threaten to "cut a bitch" (as our beloved FB would say :-) If someone took away my fanfic. I'm seething just thinking about it!!!! AARRRRRGGGH!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I've been blocked from two sites. What do you think?

leahreallyitis said...

UNF!!!! LOVE HOBO ROB!

leahreallyitis said...

OOOOHHHOO neither would I!!

leahreallyitis said...

aaaawww I'm sorry! :(

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAFAO! HOBO ROB! LOVES. IT.

leahreallyitis said...

O/T for a sec did you check out the new clips pf BA yesterday I announced it on one of the posts/threads I believe it was the POWER OF THE BTB's post and I don't know if you got it or not??? LOL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I read your comment but I haven't watched the clip yet.

star4 said...

WHY??? Well, I have learned that the posts at Rob's Closet were getting too long and going off subject, but did you actually ever say anything... WRONG???

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Hi & welcome! ☺

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Nothing out of the ordinary that I thought. And nothing no one else hadn't said. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

They don't have to worry about long posts anymore at RC, do they? lol

Hannah Verschuuren said...

thanks! i was inspired by leah to come to this site and i'm really glad i did ;)  i just thought , who gives a fuck, i'm just gonna go along with this Rob and Kristen obsession and enjoy myself

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You came to the right site! We don't do the "bitchy" bullshit here. We just have a great time. ☺

Hannah Verschuuren said...

that sounds like my kind of place then:) hate it when people start thrashing around.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We do that also. But we always go to other sites and do it. LOL

J/K!

star4 said...

Mine was the Cosmopolis wrap party... I remember Rob was talking with Caitlyn Cronenberg, all full of laughter and smiles... and the smut mags had already rumored shit going on between them, and I got a little bitchy....  I was like, "Rob, you better watch yourself and be careful not to act so happy around her, with all the rumors already floating around"
I typed, with no filter, and I got some angry replies.... that I was some "young, stupid girl, and he could smile and be happy with anyone he wants."But I couldn't defend myself... I just kept thinking what it would be like to be Kristen and see his happy face with someone else.  The Disqus girls were accusing me of spreading rumors and shit... all I could do was respond,  "See, I knew you would all jump down my throats!"

Hannah Verschuuren said...

love your avi by the way. it's like he can pull you into his bed any minute. and i wouldn't say no to that!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

If it happens again just let us know and where. *evil grin*

star4 said...

It's a fucking deserted wasteland over there now! So lucky to have this fucktastick island!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thanks! I've played with the idea of switching it out but as soon as I do some bitch will steal it. *stares around room with dirty look*

And that's the goal. He's giving the cum here with the cum reach me hand. It's good. ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Rob wouldn't even have to move...I'd beard-burn myself...everywhere!!!

star4 said...

Thanks for having my back, BTB.

Of course, I didn't learn my lesson.  I commented again when he was in the car with that girl (Kristen's friend from "Cutlass").  I said something like, "He is either TRYING to elicit a reaction from Kristen or she totally knows and this is completely innocent".  

Once again, with no filter.  I realize now, that it was completely inappropriate for me to mention him doing something to knowingly upset Kristen... 
I get so fucking worked up when I see him with anyone but Kristen, it's not fucking sane of me... I just can't help it!

star4 said...

It's just my nature... I'm a complete romantic... a monogamous, prudish, old fashioned romantic.....Although, at the same time, a romantic that likes kinky fuckery and has to use drop clothes to have explosive sex.   That's my yin and my yang , I suppose.  ;-)

star4 said...

Amen, Hannah!  That's why we are all here!  Welcome!!!!

star4 said...

I sometimes, "accidentally" get bitchy and moody, but they all love me here anyway, because they know my moods are fleeting and I never bitch about my BTBs, only about random shit that I want to get off my chest... as you can see in my ironic posts up above. ;-)

star4 said...

beard burn on my clit....

did I just say that out loud?    Yes!  I fucking did!

star4 said...

Get better soon! 

And, please don't cough towards your computer, I get sick so easily.

Love you!  *smooch*

star4 said...

Oooohhh!  I love your porn moan... has a little whimper to it.  UNF!

Hannah Verschuuren said...

we all have days like that and then it's a good thing that we can gett it off our chest with people who understand. :)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

where did you find your avi picture? i really need a closer look at it but then bigger ;)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!  You and me both!!!  ;-)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

God came to me in a dream and said, here..this is for you. That's how I got the pic. lol

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Besides the beard burn, I am sure that beard could tickle and rub the best places known to womankind!!!  And, hair that long would be perfect for holding him in place!!!  UNF!!!

Kristen is one lucky, lucky, and I do mean LUCKY, bitch!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

All hail The Queen!!!  *AZ bows to BTB-FB*

I fucking LOVE YOU more because of it!!!  :-)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

LOL ;) 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yes, I posted something on another blog that I used to comment on, and I was verbally smacked down by one of the blog's creators/administrators.  Apparently, I made a negative comment about a European boy band that I knew nothing about, and that she loved.  I made the comment in fun, and she took it way too seriously.  It was not the first time that she had modded a comment of mine, either.  So, needless to say, I bounced from that site.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

We live for your kind of shit!  I believe, as a result of similar circumstances, BTBs-Uncensored was created by Marcela and FB.  Welcome home, Sweetie!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

We are like the land-of-misfit-toys around here!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Fuck no!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Welcome, Hannah!!!  Enjoy!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Hallelujah!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Thank the MonsterCock for that!!!

star4 said...

Thank you AZ!  I love this home!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I wonder if it will ever make a cum-back???

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!  Don't worry... It's allowed around here!

Aurora23 said...

You said what we r all thinking! Never wrong to say out loud here in BTB world!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

You are welcome, BTB-Star!!!

Aurora23 said...

Welcome to the drama free island of BTB! Where everyone is horny and ready to jump R & K any day!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That place is a ghost town just like CH's panty hamster.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Anything worth doing is worth doing right! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IKR! Or.......

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_913i6e5Kxmk/SykJTedah-I/AAAAAAAAAxE/Q7KTKJF9el0/s400/isle_of_misfit_sex_toys_title.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That's more like it!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Amen, Sista FB!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Welcome to the world of the BTB...where anything Robporntastic goes!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! So, so true!!!

As they say, "you reap what you sow"...

Karen60BTB said...

Damn FB, looks like I have to change the wallpaper on my TwiPad...again!

Karen60BTB said...

She is soooo lucky...too bad she doesn't share!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

If I were her, I would not share either... LOL! Now, if she would be open to sharing herself and him at the same time... I AM IN!!! ;-)

Angelahorny4Rob said...

FUCK! I'm reading "The Office" and this picture is helping with the mental image.  If anyone wants to read a fuck awesome sexy rage between E/B I recommand it. if you cant find it I got it. 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Thats like with one site for Robsten.  I try to stay away from commenting because I'm kind of a pervert and the creator doesn't like it.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I haven't been over there in a long time

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I aim to please! Even when I didn't know I did. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm going by what Leah said. Our little spy. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! AND WE FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR IT!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*splatters all over monitor*

LMFAO!!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Was that mean of me to say? I fucking hope so.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

But what makes it so messed up is that I was totally blindsided both times. LOL

Aurora23 said...

Yes the Office is an awesome fan fic! Loved that one!

Karen60BTB said...

Yeah! Mustache rides for everyone!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Agreed. That is a great fanfic. Any other suggestions? I've been reading these for almost 3 years...hopefully I'v covered all the good ones so far. I'm re-reading Million Dollar Baby just for the hell of it.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Getting my ticket right now!!!! ;) Yee-Haw!

star4 said...

Wide Awake was pretty good... it was sexy,  but there's not as much hanky panky as I thought there would be... and I didn't like the fact that they were so young (story starts at 17, and Juniors in HS)... After Fifty, I realize that I prefer E/B older.
If you can get past those things, the emotion of the story is pretty good.

MegO said...

The Office is definitely in my top 10! I loved it! 

MegO said...

Depends what you've read. I've been reading for almost 3 years. HunterHunting had awesome fics, sucks she pulled them!

MegO said...

Fuck AZ way to get a BTB all hot and bothered! lol. 

MegO said...

hahaha I love it! Where's the line start? I'll be a nice BTB and wait my turn.... I don't mind sharing with you girls! ;)

MegO said...

Is that from a certain though shalt not be spoken of site?

MegO said...

Your the fucking bad ass of the group and we love you FB!

MegO said...

Yah well I don't know about the first one but the second time was fucking wrong! Kinda laughable though! I stopped going once I was told about this place!

MegO said...

Yup! We BTBs stand up for each other! 

MegO said...

hahaha I love it! Can we recruit Rob to be our toy?

MegO said...

Even if it was mean (I don't think so) it's the truth! 

MegO said...

I looked at it like a month ago to see how busy it was and the most comments on a thread were like 9. 

MegO said...

What fic was it? 

MegO said...

Welcome to our home away from home! The dirtier the better! 

MegO said...

Fuck FB it would be weird if you changed it but I might be a bitch that would steal it!!! heheheh I love you FB!!! :)

MegO said...

oooo best kind of beard burn! I tried to convince hubby he needs a beard identical to this one but he's not allowed cause of the fire dept, fucking fire chief!

MegO said...

:( I hope you start feeling better soon! I think you need some Rob therapy.... :)

MegO said...

mmmm porn moans.... I like that! :)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! Loves ya back!

My avi isn't going anyway.
*deep stare*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Karma...what a great bitch!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Fuck yeah! We hit just as hard as we we scream.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I don't know. Marcela is silent but oh so very deadly.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Check this one out: totally Hot:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4604016/1/Subject_Edward_Cullen_aka_The_Womanizer

Angelahorny4Rob said...

That's why I kinda stopped reading WIPS.  Except for 2. 

star4 said...

Damn those rules! Damn them all to Hale!

star4 said...

How in the world can you NOT be perverted when commenting about Robsten???  The blasphemy!!!  

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I can't remember which one. too many rum & Cokes since then.
But I think it was CW&IA by HunterHunting - not 100% tho.
And that is one of the stories I have saved on my pc.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Agreed, WIPS are tough to get into.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

What site is it? I'm feeling bitchy today. ☺

star4 said...

Hit it, BTB, Hit It!!!  UNF!

star4 said...

OK, I'm officially going to stop peeking in over there.... Assholess!!!
I've got your back too, BTB!
*smooch*

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

My trunk monkey came a running with a tire-iron!  lol 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Loves ya, BTB!
*smoochies back*

star4 said...

Most of them are "Zero"!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

They accused us of trying to take over the site. I can say with 100% confidence that was not the case at all. We were just being ourselves and having fun. I think AAE got mad because we were stilling her thunder and peeps were coming to talk to us and not her.

star4 said...

It's so strange too.  If I understand it correctly, one of the mods over there DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ROB (HIMSELF)... SHE'S JUST AN EDWARD FAN!!!!  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER ANYWAY??????  Crazy I tell you, CRAAAAZY!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And I bet she thinks he's a real vampire. LOL

star4 said...

And I thought I was living in denial in my own lala land... I have nothing on her.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Does the sun shine??? LOL! Of course, Rob can be our "toy"!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Aw, WTF... It was RC!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

*AZ bows to BTB-Meg* At your service, Mistress!!! ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I really like the Robsten site, but never would comment there for your same reason... LOL!!!

MegO said...

What were you verbally smacked down about? Was it the same as FB?

MegO said...

Yay fucking perfect! Maybe he'll bring Kristen along to play too!

MegO said...

so true! All the good posters come here now! :)

MegO said...

CW&IA was epic, as was her hockeyward one! But I'm a big fucking hockey fan so that really spoke to me.... hehe

MegO said...

I agree! Who cares if his breathing apparatus doesn't form a perfect seal... does he really need to breathe when he's fighting fire? lol. Well now that he's been a Lt. for 5 years he does more ordering than fighting....lol.

MegO said...

Very true.... you 2 are a deadly pair! lol.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

LMAO! Oh FB its robstenation

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thank you. *evil grin*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Oh hell. I just went to Robstenation and that site is about as dead as RC is.

I can't kick a dog while it's down. ☺

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That would be fucking perfect!!! And, heaven!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

No, FB had her thing, and I was smacked by my comment about the English band, Take That. It was really stupid because I was not being bitchy, or mean, when I said that I had never heard of the band since I was not into boy bands in the early 90's because I was listening to hair bands back then. I went on to say that now I listen to different genres of music. Unfortunately, all she understood/interpreted was that I hated all boy bands, then ripped into me. Needless to say, I stopped checking in and commenting there much after that bullshit!

star4 said...

What or who is WIPS?

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Work In Progress :)

star4 said...

DUH! I'm such an idiot. Sorry. ;-)