Thursday, December 8, 2011

We have found DELI-WARD!

So what would YOU do if...
next time you are in the supermarket 
Deli-ward was there to handle your cold cuts
ready to slice your roast beef?

Would you ask him to try his hard salami??

I'm sure as fuck I would!!! 


So yeah, he is no Rob, but who cares... I'm dreaming as I type that he is eating my roast beef like the world is fucking ending in a zombie apocalypse!! 
*Thanks Rob's Cougar for letting me steal this!




***UPDATE: We have found the fanfic, click HERE!!***
*Thanks ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ for finding this!!!



74 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

10 inches of sausage, please.

Thanks! 

No, don't wrap it, I'll eat it right here... NOM NOM NOM

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMFAO! I would be scared to death but so fucking happy!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I had an ex that had a 9" and I did pretty good with it but I'd probably have to work with a 10"er. lol

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Nothing but Grade A Prime Beef!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

So what do you BTBs think.....6 inch or foot long?

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

and tired!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Suddenly I am very hungry!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And SORE! lol

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

HAHAHAHAHA!
True!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is hungry code for horny? If that's it then I'm starving!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

The best kind of sore. ☺

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Some where in the middle, with some thickness!
and balls should be big enough for a hand full! (I have to have something to play with!)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

So a 6" with an extra bite, eh? I agree with that. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Are you a tea bag receiver? lol

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Hungry, horny, either way I'm putting something in my mouth!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO! I hear that! GET IT BTB, GET IT!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I fucking love a motherfuckin' man who knows how to handle is fuckin' meat!

(I still can't catch up with Kingsley with using the word "fuck".)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Would a hot dog hit "the spot"??

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

He must teach us!!!! FUCK!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!! RAWR!!!! I know I'm eating some when I get home!!! nom nom nom

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!! I'll take it for the team! 

I'm nice like that... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! LOL!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I just heard the term "HAM-WARD" LMFAO!!!!!

There are some sick bitches out there!!! I fucking love it!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh I'm so horny, I'm cuming, im cuming OHHHHHHH OHHHHH

http://cdn.best.complex.com/assets/images/lists/animated-gifs/046.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Stop talking about meats!!
UNF

I'm gunna C....

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247728_185925804793501_100001282485630_494835_6944318_n.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I fucking know right?! You know it takes alot of fuckin' skill to master that fucking talent.

It just doesn't look right when I do it. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Promise to share ALL the yummy details? *wink*

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Holy fucking donkey balls i had to do a double take!!!! I thought he was Rob. I'll take some sausage por favor.

MegO said...

We need to learn his fucking secrets about the word fuck! 

MegO said...

OMFG!!! LMFAO You and your GIFs are going to fucking kill me Marcela!!!!

MegO said...

oh so fucking sore!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

FUCK for a split a second there I thought oh shit Rob!! what the fuck happend LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! shit!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO! and just got done decorating the tree I need to do more shopping *-*

leahreallyitis said...

I wonder what supermarket it is that this dude works at ha ha hahahahaaha KIDDING!

leahreallyitis said...

yes he must!

leahreallyitis said...

*dying of laughter* lets go kidnap him and blind fold him then start playing with him LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

I fucking agree!!

leahreallyitis said...

foot long...

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

why do I find this such a turn on....

leahreallyitis said...

wooo yeah nothing but!

leahreallyitis said...

and just big enough to put in your mouth ;)

leahreallyitis said...

aw now I'm hungry for a looooong sausage

leahreallyitis said...

*slurp*

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha h ah ahahahhahahahahahhaaa!!!! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS!!!

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....

leahreallyitis said...

don't forget the chocolate sauce it adds flavor ;)

leahreallyitis said...

that was so fucking funny!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

RAAAAWWRRR is right!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! Don't forget to say gracias!! LOL

I wonder if there is a FF with Deli-ward in it!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!! I wish I knew where this was! I would stalk him everyday!!!!! He'll "Jeez, this bitch likes salami" LOL Fuck, and I'm a fucking vegetarian!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude! you need to sit and REST!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fuck yeah!!!!

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Are you craving a bologna sandwich? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And make your eyes bulge alittle. lol

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

There is a deliward one shot. Hold on I'll look for it. BRB

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Found it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7493942/1/

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!! so would I! I would be at the supermarket everyday xD the guy would be like oh shit not her again!

leahreallyitis said...

oh thanks hon lol! I will be doing my xmas shopping this weekend I have to get my niece something I know what to get her and my older sister something too then week my nephew

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I am! LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Who isn't its bread Fucking!!! LOL way better than porn! Rawr!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm still waiting for someone to say to me, "Did you really say that?"...I have don't think before I say.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Wow, seriously he looks just like Rob. Ok I would let him eat my roast beef even though he's not really Rob like u said Marcela. Although, do I really want to say roast beef when I can only think of old lady cooters when i think of roast beef??

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!! I literally cringed at the visual! 

Thanks *throws away sandwich* LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!!! I can't believe this!!! LOL I'm so reading this!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!! I get that you like them? LOL I fucking love gifs FUCK! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Hey Darling!! I updated the post! Thanks again! Now everyone can fantasize with HamWard thanks to you!! (I gave you all the creadit!) LOL

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Awww you shouldn't have. I'm just glad I could contribute to this fucking awesome site.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*muah* I'm calling him HamWard from now on... LOL

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Works for me dude lol
*smooch*

MegO said...

uhhhh like is an understatement Marcela!!! I fucking love 'em!!!