IF I SHOULD EVER BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, I HOPE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.
THERE....
.........ARE
NO.......
.............WORDS.
AND IF I DO GET STRUCK BY THAT LIGHTNING. I HOPE IT HITS ME SO MANY TIMES THAT I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS.
AND ALL YOU BTBS KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE SO WORTH IT.
167 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!
I wanna say something about the top pic, but the bottom one its so disturbing!! can't stop staring! LMFAO!!! is that a fucking foot or an arm coming out of the head?!?!?
Fuck me in the ass! that fucking hilarious!!!! OMFG!!!
Yes, that is a foot. lol
I knew it reminded me of someone! It's fucking DeeDee's baby!!! LOL
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh My God is cum coming out of Rachel Dratch's mouth?
Anyways that pic of rob is fuckhawt
It's either drool or cum...not really sure. lol
Thought you might like the top pic. *wink*
I do. Very much
LMAO....only problem is that my dreamRob is better groomed in the crotch area. Can't let any pubes get in the way of the Monster Cock and all it's glory.
Yeah...there's a bit much of bush there. Even the lightning doesn't cover it all the way. lol
hey bitches!! I'm home just got home from xmas shopping and seeing BD AND fuck me sideways!!! DAMN! *goes to hump screen*
yeah he has a forrest there goin and I don't mean forrest gump! LOL!
hey sexy bitch! just got home you will not believe this I was being seated in the cheesecake factory for lunch and the host says how are you I said awesome I just got thru seeing the movie Breaking Dawn and she asks(WHAT.A.FUCKTARD.) is that a zombie movie? she asks is that a zobie FUCKING movie?!!! I wanted to slap her!!
I have no fucking idea!
now that is what I want for christmas...... ;)
that is THE funniest pic! she is SO hilarious
it is too fuckin funny!
Did you see Bella's nip in her morning after honeymoon flashback? I did. WOOF! *licky..licky*
Please give me her name and the number to the that Cheesecake Factory. I'll take care of it.
To get struck by lightning? ME 2!!!!
I would be honored to walk around with a baby arm growing out of my head if it was the cause of Rob fucking me retarded. I would consider it a badge of honor and totally would give me bragging rights. lol
You can *hi5* it if you want.
Welcome home!
I'd still hump him till he's dry anyway....
Ok so I thought that is what I saw and Rob did mention on Jimmy Kimmel that you can show 1/2 a nipple (was he hinting at Kristen's nipples?). I'll have to go see it a 3rd time just to confirm...
I would to! I would love every thrust, grind and wiggle on that meat wrench!
I saw it twice and I saw her nipple twice. I'll remember it like it was yesterday...actually it was Nov. 18th. lol
U watched it again last night for the 25th time and yes it is nip!
I would have to mans ape him wit! I don't like that much hair down there! Equal partnership always when it comes to grooming!
It's great!
You've seen it 25x???? HOLY FUCK!
LMFAO! OMG! gotta love you girl!
geez! now you're giving me nightmares! lol
Yep I'm crazy! Teheeee
Love you back! *smooch*
It's takes a true BTB to be able to walk around with a hand growth coming out of the side of you head and still be able to say, "yeah, it's hand..what are you gonna do about?!"
I would rock the fuck out of that little hand.
You are hot crazy. And that's the best kind.
*slaps Aurora on the ass*
that will do the trick...
i missed it! i'm planning to see it again just to see the nipple!
It's quick! When she lifts her arm over his shoulder..POW! NIPPLE!
I wanted to yell out, MAMA! and start making sucking noises. lol
Oooooohhhhh! I love my ass being slapped! Can you paddle me? That's my fav kind!
You got it. And I have the perfect paddle for you.
Here's the paddle. ♥
ROFLMFAO!!!!
for a Rob fucking, we would do pretty much everything... that is what make us the BEST bitches out there!
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You got that right!
laughing so hard right now and at the same time i am so turned on.
dude! i watched the movie twice and i cant see it! I was staring so hard in that area and i couldnt see shit!! idk.. my mind must be blocking it out but i want to see it so badly! lol
same here! im willing to pay another 10 dollars to see it.
zombie movie? whew... home girl is trippin.
LMFAO!!!! So are you wet from pee, or excitement? LOL
THE NIPPLE!!!!!! lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Girl scout always ready!
It's a strange feeling but it feels so right! lol
It's really quick.
I've seen it 3 times and saw it twice! lol.
It's niplicious!
25 times?!? HOLY SHIT! You can probably tell us everything word by word eh? lol.
IKR! We can just rent her and watch it!
Fuck Leah I would have backed you up if you did! lol.
home girl is living under a rock!
I always get a kick from those bitches that think they are can be a smart mouth...then I step up and cut the bitch down to size and watch them shrink to stupid.
Fuck thank you for the turn on and the laugh! lol. I needed it today..... fuck me I think when the hubby leaves me for a weekend I need a babysitter. So far I've slipped on ice outside, fell down the stairs, stubbed my toe and burned my hand cooking Alie and I supper.... LMFAO Does that not take talent? lol. So thank you so much for the post! Although that bush is too well bushy everyone needs some maintenance down there!
Oh hunny!!! It looks like you need an all body massage!!! *smooches in all the sore spots*
DAMN! I'm just gonna come over and wrap you up in bubble wrap until your hub gets home. I'm a great babysitter so I'll keep her fed and entertained (I promise no R rated fun). lol
It's getting cold outside! We all need alittle more insulation downstairs these days. lol
lickable nipalicious! ;)
You can definitely come babysit me anytime FB and there better be some R rated fun!!!
I don't care if it's cold he still need to keep it clean, I don't need to be flossing my teeth while I'm having fun with him! ;)
oooo thank you Marcela! ;)
That's what I'm thinkin'.
mmmm...nipple. ☺
Fuck they think they're a hipster not knowing about "current" entertainment but in reality they look like a stupid poser!
LMAO! My bf does it on command, I don't have to ask him or anything. He likes to manscape his stuff...should I be worried?
There's no patterns yet so maybe I'm okay. LOL
I wonder what she charges by the hour.... oh I'm thinking of the wrong rental... shit! lol.
EXACTLY!
I like to call people like that butt plugs...because they are always in the dark.
We should get our BTB discount, that should at least knock off 50%.
My hubby manscapes too without me saying anything. I'm not worried although if he had a pattern down there I would probably laugh till I pissed myself!!!
We'll consult one another if we ever see any strange activity "downtown" and then act. lol
Sounds good to me! I'll get my piggy bank out!!!! lol.
fuck I love that!!! LMFAO
If we all chip in it'll be a steal!
K we'll have the manscape worry pact!
Just another weird saying I come up with off the top of my head. It's a weird gift or curse. lol
nah not weird fucking hilarious is what it is!
Awesome! I am so in!
*locks pinkies with Meg*
It's a pact.
Awww..Thanks!
Good, we'll keep each other informed! lol.
Now I'm going to be paranoid and start looking extra close at it and he's be like..WHAT THE FUCK??!! Blow it, ride it or leave it alone! LOL
She's got the hands of an ANGEL!
mmmhmmm she sure does!
LMAO my hubby will just be happy for some attention to it! lol.
LOL!
DAMN woman! watch it there LOL
thank you! xD
oh yeah I did!! WOOOOO gave me a slight twitch there!
give it time you'll see it I have seen it now 4 times yes only 4 fucking times because my thankgiving was spent in the ER then in hell recovering from pancreatitis and now I am BACK and I will be seeing again tomorrow then the following weekend then it will be a total of seven times I still have to see it with myt BFF
oh good! *high five*!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Ya I'm a bit on the klutzy side..... lol. I think my stairs just hate me, hubby says it isn't a regular week if I haven't fallen down the stairs at least twice, ice is just a hazard in itself and who doesn't stub a toe? At least my hand burn isn't as bad as the burn I got on my arm when I was pregnant with Alie. That fucker left a horrible scar!
IKR?! Jesus Christ! then she has the FUCKIGN nerve to say oh I was forced to see one of those movies(assuming it was NM or Eclipse) OH girl it took every SINGLE ounce of engery to not want to HIT the hist out of her!!
Fuck bitch doesn't deserve to see Rob on the big screen! You should have asked for a different server! lol.
perfect name!! LOVE IT!
me too that is so awesome!
no thats not weird at all thats perfect!
oh god was she! what a fucktard she was! I looked at her like this Twilight saga ya know Edward Bella then she says well I'm not a fan well obviously! because she lives under a fucking rock!
and fucking it too!
okay I will do that! xD thanks babe!
fuck yeah!!
*gets bubble wrap*
LMFAO!!
i agree LOL
*slurp*
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
YOU SAW IT 25 TIMES?! FUCK MAN I ONLY 4 TIMES...AND COUNTING!!! LOL!!
no kidding!!! this reminds me of howmany times I have seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show I saw that 25 times and I knew the lines by heart I could do the whole movie but not any more LOL
*goes to get cash out of wallet to rent her*
oh cool!
*has wallet ready*
good I dea!
*_*
nope can't have that LOL!
ha ha hahahahahaha
My hubby manscapes without being asked too...but I'd worry if there were patterns though...
Did you knockout all your Christmas shopping or just knockout the dumbass at the Cheesecake Factory? lol
I love you too! We got your back along with every BTB! We might be in different parts of the country and world but that doesn't mean we can't find a way to SMACK A BITCH! You might not know this about me but I love to make a good crank call. Just sayin'...it's there if you ever need it. *wink*
Thanks. I made it up while I was typing it. LOL
If you ever get that skank as a server again here is what you do. Get a piece of paper and write TIP on the top and then write that comment on it. It'll be the best advice she ever gets in her miserable life.
Do you really think she'd didn't know what BD was? Or was she being a dick?
I'm dead serious. I'll do it.
I'm that twisted of a BTB. No one will try to a good day for one of my BTBs. Bitch will fall and fall hard.
♥
Good! You got the extra-large bubble wrap. She's gonna need it!
If I ended up looking like the DeeDee in the 2nd pic, I'd:
1) Have my teeth removed; and
2) Make GREAT use of that 2nd hand on Rob!!!
Consider yourself the "Bella" of Canada!!!
If I had Oprah money, I'd fly you and Alie down to AZ for the weekend!
But the real Bella gets Edward.... where the fuck is mine? lol.
I wish I had Oprah money cause then I'd fly all of you guys here to keep me company! Think AZ we could play in the snow!!! :)
Lemons into Lemonade. That's why I love you, AZ!
How much fun would that be??!!! I think we could take her out in the snow but we'd have to be careful and wrap her up super snuggly!
ahahahahaha we can keep her warm! We can sit in front of the fireplace and fantasize about naught Rob..... ;)
Sounds yummy! Sip on hot cocoa...caffeine free cocoa for AZ!
yup and ours would be spiked with peppermint schnapps! See wouldn't that be fun, so who's coming to my house for Christmas? We have tons of room! lol.
I'll be leaving her on the 22nd. Just have someone at the airport holding up a BTB sign. lol
Perfect I'll send a Rob look alike to get your attention! You won't miss him cause I'll make to tell him the dress code is nudity only! lol.
Sounds like a plan to me!
I am just a "glass is half full" kind of girl!!! ;-)
Your Edward is out hunting mountain lions in that vast Canadian forest of yours... You may never see him... LOL!!!
I would gladly play in the snow with you! We need to watch out for the yellow snow, though... LOL!
I LOVE the "A CHRISTMAS STORY" movie!!!
Sounds perfect!!!
I draw the line at my chocolate being caffeine-free... LOL!!!
Shit... I cannot drink!!! **Sad panda face!**
I watch it all day on Christmas on TBS. lol
OK! OK! Mommy knows best. *wink*
But in a few short months you get a baby! :)
Yah and dammit there are a lot of mountain lions here! We saw one on our family vacation only here we call them cougars.... so that was the standing joke for the rest of the vacation that we saw a cougar and no it wasn't me.... hahahaha
Yes don't eat yellow snow!!! Right now it's all white and powdery cause it was snowing this morning. Alie and looked outside and said look mommy! looks like Christmas!
I LOVE that movie so much! it is SO fuckin funny! that is my favorite holiday movie and when he climbs up the slide to tell Santa he wants a bb gun and then Santa says it'll poke your eye out and kicks him down the slide that was so funny!
it is THE best!
and when the kid gets his tounge stuck to the pole what a pussy!!!
sounds good to me ;)
yep! :D
Did you know the kid that got his tongue stuck to the poll grew up and did porn??!! YES! I wonder if moment made him realize that he wanted to do it. lol
Whenever my tongue is on a "pole" I always wonder if I could do porn. lol
when my sister was preganant(now they are 17 and almost 20) with my niece she had to stay away from chocolate and coffee she hated it so right after my niece was born I amde her a big batch of chocolate chip cookies
she sure does!
love to come but as for drinking I can't I am diabectic but I can dream LOL! I have type 2 diabetis I used to LOVE apple tinis and beer and wine oh those wer the days...
*comforts AZ* <3
You are such a great sis! I would sooner die then go without chocolate.
Right now I am addicted to double chocolate Milan cookies. FUCK ME FAT! It's worth the calories. I've been taking my daily workout from 45 mins to 1 hr 25 mins to compensate for my calorie intake. Yes, I'm scared of going above a size 6. lol
woooooo I am so there!!!
I'm sure we can find you some very yummy drink substitutes. I'm on it! *wink*
oh shit! what a drag! oh please I am a klutz too one time I was running to get to the phone and I smack the fuck out of my baby toe on edge of the wall and I swore like a fuckin sailor I thought I had broken it at the time thank I did'nt so every now then I do get a slight twinch(sp??)
oh yeah got it! LOL!
I got my sister a gift and I wanted to go back to the CF and kick that girl in the ass what a MORON!
LOL!
Both!!! XD Double the wetness.
It does!!
doooood! i needz to see!
Aww talk about painful! You're okay now right? I hope you feel better!
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