Yah stupid stupid me!!! Hubby just brought me my coffee but I don't fucking need it now, I just need to keep watching this.... over and over and over again!
*hi-5* Good job Marcela!!! My phone is in the office.... it hurts too much to look at it so I won't think about it, I'll just keep watching the fuck hot, panty dripping vampire sex!
Your probably right Marcela, those commercials are such a hoax it does not keep going and going! lol. After some Shammanties you should make some BTB batteries!!! LMAO
nope..... past warranty so $120 for a new screen. The hubby thinks he can fix it if I buy a LCD screen and digitizer off of Amazon but I don't trust him.... that phone is my baby! lol. Honestly it's kinda pathetic how attached I am to my phone, I have to listen to my music on it so I can even sleep.... thus why I didn't fall asleep till 4:30am! lol.
What song is it? I have the soundtrack too but I couldn't place the song. I knew it sounded familiar. Fuck I'm loosing it, I'm usually fuckin' awesome at picking out songs..... *bows head in shame*
I don't think my screen can take anymore.... where are those tough books when you need 'em! Think hubby would be suspicious if I went into the FD command truck to borrow theirs?
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*dies of dehydration*
FUCK ME!!!!
AHHHHH why the fuck do we have to wait so long to see this? That grainy little bit was fucking hot! I think I need to go change my jeans now!
FUCK ME UNCONCIOUS! My clit blew off and now it's stuck to the goddamn wall!!!
I knew the sex scenes would be better in BD1 then BD2! Is it 11-16-12 yet?
I think I'm having a fucking stroke!
I'm humping the doorframe like a motherfucker!!!!! WUAAAAAAAAAAAA
You still have clothes on? I started getting naked as soon as I read the post title!
*WAILS* I know!!! I need it and I need it NOW!!!!!
Where in the hell did you find this? Was it in SM's belly button?
I had to give a blow job to a hairy fat guy... totally worth it! LOL
LOL!!!! I know!!! I'm so fucking sweaty!!!!
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT! And that song being played drips of sex!!
Please make sure it's attached to a strong stud in the wall. We don't want a repeat of what happened last time you did that.
Everybody better click the like button for this post. HOLY FUCK BALLS!
Bella fucks that man hard!
So it was SM. lol
After the 2nd time watching it my body temp. actually started to rise. OMG!
BD2 CUM TO MAMA SO MAMA CAN CUM!
LOL!!!!!! I know... I don't think she's acting at all!!!
OMFG! I laughed so hard I snorted 3 times! LOL!!!!!!!
I puked in my mouth a little!!!! LOL Still totally worth it!
Zero acting. Bitch probably didn't even know there were people in the room!
Can't blame her.... LOL!
Yah stupid stupid me!!! Hubby just brought me my coffee but I don't fucking need it now, I just need to keep watching this.... over and over and over again!
Where are all the other BTBS?? They are missing out!!!
Well even if it gets pulled out of youtube I recorded it on my droid! LOL
Fuck would you? No acting needed when your supposed to be having hot vampire sex with Rob!
Smart thinking!
Fuck I don't know what will wear out first my replay button or my batteries! ;)
We totally owe you one! And I'll be slipping a bottle of Listerine in with your Christmas package.
WAY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM! lol
*hi-5* Good job Marcela!!! My phone is in the office.... it hurts too much to look at it so I won't think about it, I'll just keep watching the fuck hot, panty dripping vampire sex!
HELL NO! I applaud her.
I'm betting for the batteries... LOL
Hurry someone get Marcela her sparkle peen before she gets a sliver!
You might want to hang on to that Peppermint Mocha for afterwards. You will be drained soon. I lost about 30 lbs of body fluid.
my pleasure... errrr NO, not really LOL
Here you go BTB!
Holy mother of fucking hotness! *pants*
*agrees with Marcela* The batteries.
Please say you had insurance on your iphone.
Thanks you! That doorframe was beginning to look like like isle Esme honey moon suite
So you like it? LOL
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
IKR!
Your probably right Marcela, those commercials are such a hoax it does not keep going and going! lol. After some Shammanties you should make some BTB batteries!!! LMAO
hehehe am I that predictable.... yeesh! lol.
OH NO! Will a little old Brazilian lady come in there and start yelling at you? lol
Marcela I'm sure like it doesn't even begin to describe how we all feel for this video! Can I divorce my husband and marry you? ;)
We just know that you can hold your own and even Energizer can't keep up with you.
I've already asked her if she wants to go to Hawaii with me. ☺
nope..... past warranty so $120 for a new screen. The hubby thinks he can fix it if I buy a LCD screen and digitizer off of Amazon but I don't trust him.... that phone is my baby! lol. Honestly it's kinda pathetic how attached I am to my phone, I have to listen to my music on it so I can even sleep.... thus why I didn't fall asleep till 4:30am! lol.
It's not pathetic in today's times the phone is the link to EVERYTHING. Scary but true.
Now that's scary! lol. Don't even wanna know why your ass was sore! LMAO
I wouldn't mind losing the 30lbs! lol.
*WAILS* It's so fucking unfair!!!! Think if we ugly cry enough scumshit will feel sorry for us?
Shit yeah
*drops head* I'll do anything for my BTBs.
We applaud you Marcela!!!!
Holy shit I need a shamwow
Works better than a colonic.
What can I say.... Rob and sex in the same sentence really do it for me!!! ;)
Well fine then you bitches, just leave me! *pouts*
No complaints here!
I feel lost without it.... it actually still works fine but the screen is ugly to look at and I'm scared to make it worse.
We can be her backup! lol.
Who said we can have a threesome! ♥ C'mon turn that frown upside down *smooches*
Oh please! You know there's always room for a BTB. We're like Jello.
I'm so sorry! Which iphone did you have?
Perfect!
LOL Dont feel bad, I love it!
Don't feel bad, I sound like a horse pissing over here!
I don't! I just dropped my head so she wouldn't see my evil grin.
*wiggles eyebrows* I like it!! LOL
YAY!!! Can we keep this on replay the whole time???
The 3GS, if it was the 4 or 4S it would be a whole new phone.
There's never shame in our pleasure.
That's why we love you so much, sometimes too much FB!
The rest of the BTBs are going to have to peel us off the ceiling!
I just 'came"!! UNF!!! *moans* oooooohooooo I saw that! I have it in my save box!
Oh Fuck yeah!!
Gotcha. I have a crappy two year old smartphone from Samsung. I'm holding out for the iphone 5 next year. I was hoping it was coming out this year.
You can never love me too much! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!
I bet you do have it in your save "BOX". *raises eyebrow and grins*
fuck me!!! DAMN I WANT HIM!!!
IKR? *goes to get inhalers* *-*
oooooohhhooo FUCK YEAH!
like it she says!!!! TRY I WANT TO RIDE HIM LIKE IT!
hands <3K~K<3 a shamwow*
oh well thats attractive *dying of laughter*
woooooooo sounds like fun!
Sorry...that clip busted down my lady dam.
just saw it and came!!
you are a GENIUS *smooches*!
Ain't it great...both the clip and cumming. lol
she sure does!!!
I have the sountrack of bd and i have this song!!!
LOL!!!
I so fucking agree!!!
That song is on BD1 soundtrack?
HOLY FUCK! I just remembered that the movie companion comes out in a week or so. YES!
that would be a great idea! XD
Omfg!!! I just came in my panties! I've been gone all day & came to fucking this awesome! So saving this!
you and me both! daaaaaaauuummmmmAAAA!!!!
*getting it!!!!*
tooo scary!! LMAO!!
BTBS UNCENSORED never disappoints!
I think we all need to head over to the BTB Clinic and recover.
OMFG! So late to the party! I'm never going out again! LOL
This video is hsjdubfudfsodfnf.........
Vampire Sex come to me!
LMAO! No worries, I'm sitting on my own puddle right now...
Yippeee! You made it! Better late than never I say! LOL
LMAO!! I loveit!!
Marcela i fucking looooooooooove you for posting this wonderful clip. *hump hump*
Um no u don't! Damn not working to save it! Damn!
I need a damn diaper at this rate
But you made it, that's all that matters!
*whispers over to PL*
Can you believe that clip??!! I had to sedate my vag because it was going crazy and I couldn't control it any longer!
Rob I want to ride you baby!!!
Are your toes wrinkly too?
*lifts feet and shakes them*
hey can I cum too?
For ANY of my BTBS. *winks at PL*
HEAR! HEAR! WE LOVE YOU MARCELA!!
I'm sitting in the tub.
aw shit that reminds me I gotta get some batteries ;)
1 for all and all for 1!
I'm in the back, hooked-up to an IV... too much loss of fluids... from my vag... LOL
so am I LMAO!!!
Muah! I love you too!!!! *hump hump* Enjoy!!!!
They're in the 2nd closet on the left in the hallway. Don't look in the 1st closet that's Rob's Closet...nothing is in there.
*goes to hump screen*
*wipes tears* Thank you! I feel the love...
Well, maybe that was not a tear, oh no, just squirt :) LOL
If I was near one I would be too
LOL!
Every one humps all around for Marcela
she is one scary BITCH!
You rest up! I'm sending our BTB doctor in to see you in a minute. You've met him right?
definitly!! ;)
DAMN! Remind me to fly you out here in the Spring to fill our pool.
I just got thru changing my jeans! *lights up a cigarette* and I don't smoke!!
Just put this on loop for the next 349 days!
I'm going to have buy 2 of these DVD's, and probably a new DVD player.
CheerS to that fuck hotness!
You cumming too LEah! YEAH It's group SEX!
I.FUCKING.WANT.IT.NOW. SUMSHIT!!!!
No laughing! I'm seriously pissed I can't save this! Crying over here
DEATH!
*lifts glass*
Cheers! We need more of those FUCKHOT CLIPS!!!!
hell no they(SUMBALLS) won't feel sorry for us
*hugs FB and copes a feel* ahhhh I couldn't resist those boobies! ;)
What a great fucking idea! We'll post it above the BD2 countdown clock.
Oh, this is fucking heaven - Humping all around me!!!
just one? Fuck get her a case of 'em!!!
Oh...wow!!!! Even my fingers are too speechless to type after that....
I'd join you but we'd flood the bathroom between the two of us!
LOL!!!!! Gladly~
That's what they're here for!
*opens arms and pushes out chest*
*dies*
Not just my toes! lol.
LOL! and ya know coffee sounds good right now *goes to get a latte*
It's like a family of rabbits in here!
woohooo now I can cross that off the kinky bucket list! ;)
oh you'll be cummin' Leah! LMFAO
holy shit! woman! :D
LOL!
I'm dieing send him my way first!!! Hurry stat before my vajayjay collapses from too much excitement!
Well fuck she died...again. I guess he's not that great of doctor but he's fucking fine to look at.
LMFAO!!!!
What song is it? I have the soundtrack too but I couldn't place the song. I knew it sounded familiar. Fuck I'm loosing it, I'm usually fuckin' awesome at picking out songs..... *bows head in shame*
So buying that for myself for Christmas!!! :)
same here!!! this MAMA NEEDS IT!!
my sentiments exactly!!
Yay group hump session for Marcela!!!
*wiggles eyebrows* What are you doing with those fingers??
You got it! He's on his way.
Fuckin 'eh it doesn't!!! Couldn't ask for anything better FB!
I would'nt be surprised that bitch was holding out on us!!
They have such amazing pix in them! I love all three of the past movies!!
He gave me mouth to mouth on my cooter... I'm all good~
LOL
I'm ALIVE!
Hey pass me a smoke, I need one now too! *another non-smoker joining the party*
A lot!!! lol My brain is so fuzzed right now!!!
it was....;)
Do what Marcela did and just record it off your phone.
What a way to kick off the weekend! Marcela set this place on FIRE!
Like this?
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6290/kermitgoeswildqy4.gif
LOL! hey watch it there xD
Yah I'm made, they screwed up my mocha..... where's the ugly cry when I need it?
Fuckers! Let's protest!
It's probably where she keeps Midnight Sun as well!
The 5 will be the one to get, it was Steve Jobs last project. I guess he focused on that insteadof the 4S.
He's the best! He knows ALL the techniques to save a BTB.
Damn it is off! I need this clip!
Uhhh FB how do you sedate your vag? Mine needs it before it dies!
Everyone needs to cum at least once a day and with this site now that should not be a problem. Orders from Dr.MegO.
*passes BTB an electronic cig* These are 100% safe,
You bitch, holding out on me! You know how the evil grin turns me on!
*JUMPS OUT OF CHAIR*
DON'T DO THAT SHIT TO ME! He scares me.
YAY!!! BOOBIES!!! *lays face between boobies* I'M HOME!!!!
This will be my first iphone. I'm poppin' dat cherry next year!
Don't worry our doctor does it for us. ☺
I don't think my screen can take anymore.... where are those tough books when you need 'em! Think hubby would be suspicious if I went into the FD command truck to borrow theirs?
That's one of the best prescriptions I EVER got.
No fear! I'm uploading as I type! :)
I aim to please my BTB, seriously if you need anything..... ;)
LMAO!!!!
Just for you, sweet cheeks!
*HUGE EVIL GRIN*
Seriously should I be worried about my vajayjay pruning or is that normal???
motorboat me baby!
Dudette you rock! Love ya!
I don't know if my vag can take more..... hot dayum!
FUCK I missed it!
oh he'll definitely help the situation.....
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