Saturday, December 10, 2011

OMG Robert Pattinson's New Girlfriend!!!!

Shit I'm so angry!!! 

Years waiting for him to leave Kristen, and NOW HE'S FUCKING TAKEN AGAIN!

NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!

*POUTS*
*SAD PANDA FACE*

They even have a baby...


Don't lie to me Rob, I can see they way you look at each other!

Do you think I'm DUMB?!


WTF Seriously, I'm Robssessed but fuck me if this bitch isn't nuts! LOL!!!!!

80 comments:

Karen60BTB said...

OMFG...I just pikes a little in my mouth. WTF are people thinking when they post this shit?

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

This chick is a douche. A mega douche.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! I'm stealing that!!! LOL I may use it today! "Hey you, the mega douche" I fucking love you!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Errrrr that we may believe them?? LOL Mental cases! LMFAO

MegO said...

Ummmm ya eewwww! Poor delusional bitch! 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I flove you too. BTW I sent btbuncensored something from my Hotmail. You can keep it or.....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I love the fact her fucking head its bigger than Rob's WTF, do you think Rob wants to fuck your double chin?

Idiot fucks, really... sure it's not a secret I want Rob to fuck me retarded, but to make a horrendous manip where my head looks like a watermelon, showing off my double chin?!? Something is seriously wrong with you woman. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Woo hooo!!! I'm checking right now!!! We love the love!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL We need to find her, slap her and lock her in a asylum....

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

There's muscle porn

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

did you sent it here btbuncensored@gmail.com bc its nothing there ;( 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Yeah. I'll send it from My gmail.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

WHO IS THIS BITCH AND WHY DID SHE EAT BELLA???!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I don't know.....she looks like a bitter.

Mariana♥BTB said...

LOL

Mariana♥BTB said...

yes, at least...

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!! Why didn't I think of that!!! LOL!!!!!! Im fucking cracking up!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

In every pose she looks like she's looking at someone who is about to take her last McDonald's Chicken McNugget. 

Someone is going to be pulling back a nub.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We might need to schedule a round of tetanus shots for all of us.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! GOD she may have even rabies! fuck poor Kristen, what an ugly death!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And we thought the childbirth seen was bad. Just imagine that scene of chunky monkey devouring our sweet Kristen whole.

MegO said...

How about we just throw her down a dark hole? 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NOT as cute as Edward eating vagina.... LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! That looks sexy compared to Chunkzilla taking out Bella.

Aurora23 said...

Hello BTB's! Sorry been MIA going around crazy last minute xmas/organizing shopping!

You fucking crack me up! See they think we crazy bitches but this clearly shows we are the sane ones! That is one ugly bitch!

Smooches!  

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Don't think it went unnoticed that you've been missing. And it has been documented.

How's the crowds in your area?

Aurora23 said...

Ilive in NYC baby! It's always crazy!  But actually not too bad at all cause I went during the week when everyone is working so!

What was documented??? 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Smart thinking!

MegO said...

all I read was eating vagina...... lol. 

MegO said...

I've always wanted to goto NYC! I do my shopping during the week too!

MegO said...

You mean Rob doesn't like fatties?!?!?! Dammit! *puts down Belgium chocolate* Great now what am I going to do with this shit! Time to hit the treadmill!

MegO said...

They think the pics are real and that the Rob body pillow she fucks every night is the real thing? lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL!

Aurora23 said...

YOU LOL at me??? WAAAAAWAAAAAA!

Just Kidding!  Seriously I did have withdrawals while I was away in the real world! I have to add this site to my RSS feeds on my Iphone so I wont miss shit!

You on FB, FB? lol that reads funny!

Aurora23 said...

Meg it is beautiful here for Fall/winter time!  Im getting use to the cold again! I lived in Hollywood for 8 years so I got use to 90 degree weather all year round! 

Le sigh, why am I thinking of ROb shirtless now??? Um duh!  LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Wow! You bounced from Coast to Coast. Which do you like best? Or is that impossible answer because both are so different? I would love to visit LA.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You being absent was documented. We take absenteeism very serious here. I want a note saying you were either having wild sex or about to have wild sex or thinking about having wild sex on my desk first thing in the morning. ☺

Aurora23 said...

Yep I have actually all my  life i lived on both coasts! NYC is always my home! LaLA land as an adult to live was very hard! Very superficial people out there!  It is all about who you know and what you do! Gets boring real quick!  Plus everyone is like a twig with botox and fake tits! Very ugly! So not my scene! Im all real woman! 

Rob likes to here me ROAR!! 

tehee

Aurora23 said...

Yes FB! Will do!  

I wish i could say I was having wild sex but I am always thinking about wild sex!  

I mean come on, who is not always thinking about it that visits BTB???? 

Isn't that part of the requirement to comment on here?  

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Ah! So LA looks better from a distance. Gotcha.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

VERY GOOD! You have remembered from the BTB Handbook. You're no longer in trouble. Unless you wanna be. *raises eyebrow & gives evil grin*

Aurora23 said...

exactly!  But it is pretty to visit! :) 

Aurora23 said...

I always in for trouble!  They don't call me Lboogie for nothing! Bronx in the house!!! ahahaha

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thanks for the advice!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Oh no you di'int! Aurora from the block, eh? You know Jenny? lol

Aurora23 said...

I know who Jenny is and she is not from the block! She is such a fake! Can't stand her! ugh!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know the bitch is fake when she uses a fake NY background in LA for the Fiat commercial.

Aurora23 said...

DOnt get me started on that bitch!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

*puts hands up and backs away* OK!

Aurora23 said...

I sorry! 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I'm bored ladies. Entertain me peeeeeeessseee

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Why are you bored?

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I'm flat broke sitting at my apartment with no satellite tv. :(

Jesus fuck I sound like a whiny bitch lol

Aurora23 said...

Anytime! :)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh NO My love!!!!!! 

LOL you are hilarious?! How about watching twilight fast forwarding throughout the movie?!?

It always cheers me up! Twilight Blinking Bella is the fucking best!!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!! OMG HOW did I miss this! 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I would if I knew how to work My sister's boyfriends motherfucking PS3 to play it. No tengo DVD player of my own.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! a little junk in the trunk... sure, but *points above* looks like she should join Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers AT THE SAME TIME!!! *throws away cheese crackers* Damn, those were my favs... LOL

MegO said...

mmmm cheese! I'm making a pizza for myself since I didn't have time for supper yet! lol. Fuck it's almost 10! I'm fucking starving!!!

MegO said...

I would love to come to NYC, seriously especially this time of year. Ya wanna talk cold though lady..... come here! lol. 

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