Tuesday, February 7, 2012

IF WISHES CAME TRUE


In my world all the Twi-movies would have been rated R and this would have been the cover for Breaking Dawn.

74 comments:

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh my..............It's like fanfiction fantasies come to life.........
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt86frtrG1qkrpmy.gif

star4 said...

R rated or X rated???

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Oh fuck yes! Really, what the fuck was twinkie lady thinking? Making them high schoolers? If I'm going to dream up some fuck hotness, he would at least be able to fuck me senseless! lol

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

XXX

star4 said...

50 is the only fan fic I've read, but that ones gonna need a XXX rating! *high five*

PinkLady_BTB® said...

What about this front?! Yes? No? :-D
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvdsbRaCI1qjipi2o1_r1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

DAMN! That thing gave me whiplash just looking at it!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You got me there. Definitely X rated.

star4 said...

Fuck.  I could cut and paste this shit all day....

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcdexnOx7x1qe6ttmo1_500.jpghttp://c2.img.v4.skyrock.net/c2a/breaking-dawn-forever/pics/3053580643_1_3_Rj4Ffwaa.jpg 

http://imageshack.us/f/842/thefiftyhead.jpg/ 
http://thecoldshower.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/30_fifty-shades_thats-it_feel-it-baby.jpg 

star4 said...

Sorry, there's supposed to be like five images above.  I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I wanna spray easy cheese on that V thing on his back and lick it off. Or chocolate. sorry I haven't eaten all day lol

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Oh wow there goes my panties. that's just...that's just fucking hot!!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Holy crap now he is hung like a horse. LOL

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Yup the twinkie mormon bitch really ruined it

Aurora23 said...

I KNOW THAT PENIS!!!

that is Michael Fassbender from the movie ShAME! 1st 2 mins of the movie and that is what you see!!!

Damn!  He is def a HOTTIE!!!

Aurora23 said...

OMG! Damn!!!!

***SQUIRT SQUIRT***

star4 said...

IKR!? I wish you could see the other four, but I don't know how to post this stuff properly. :-(

Aurora23 said...

****SLAPS WITH HIS STICK*****

star4 said...

Yup, this might be one of those threads where we are going to need to get our floaties out! *slaps ass*

Aurora23 said...

YES HE IS!!! And that is not even erect! Imagine???

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjy0sdHyN1r0ftodo1_400.gif

Aurora23 said...

wohoo! I love my ass Slapped! Especially by a BTB!!!

***moans out loud****

Aurora23 said...

Exactly! Im going to combust when they make that movie!

http://th14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/Suemomusu/th_ovaries-EXPLODE.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I just popped in to say I'm sorry for being absent lately and.... HOLY FUCK!!!! Did STEPHENIE Meyer just died and went to hell where all my dirty dreams cum true?!?!?!?!

leahreallyitis said...

"CUM" here MOTU!!!

leahreallyitis said...

eh it's just the DAMN RL! yeah I think  she did!  NOW that's what I would WANT to see!!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah she did FUCKING TWINKIE QUEEN! and she can FUCK SUMSHIT while eating a twinkie!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We know all know how RL is. So we understand. *hugs*

To answer your questions.... NO & YES. lol

leahreallyitis said...

chocolate is perfect!

leahreallyitis said...

GOD I WISH!!

leahreallyitis said...

I have already changed my panties once! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

wooooo! *goes to get floaties* *slaps star4 on ass*

leahreallyitis said...

DAMN *-* FUCK HOT just does not describe it enough! I want to lick that back! it looks like his back!!

leahreallyitis said...

HOLY FUCK that man is well hung!!

leahreallyitis said...

that's what I was saying!! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

his cock was just swaying back and forth! *CUMS* just lookin at it!

leahreallyitis said...

I'm...just....speechless.....*-* *Licks lips*

leahreallyitis said...

I want to be slapped by his stick! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! so very fucking true!

leahreallyitis said...

so fucking X RATED you could cause a flood in the theater!

leahreallyitis said...

oh fuck yeah it is! I WANT IT!!

leahreallyitis said...

YEP!!! *0*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I need a dick slap ASAP!! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fuck you SM... FUCK YOU, maybe a little fuck would have help your prude ass!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

I'll be karate kicking tomorrow my friend! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*SQUIRTTTTTT*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh FUCK YES!

Karen60BTB said...

Damn woman..you trying to kill us all!

Karen60BTB said...

Must get that movie...

Karen60BTB said...

F.U.C.K. M.E.H.A.R.D...please?

Karen60BTB said...

I want that first one to be the wallpaper on my desktop but I don't think my teenage girls need to see that shit....damn that is fucking hot!

Aurora23 said...

I am soooo getting it when it comes out on DVD! It;s still out int he movies right now! that dick swinging on the BIG screen was an OMFG moment! I actually gasped out loud and so did everyone else in the theater! 

Aurora23 said...

Ditto Leah! Ditto!

Aurora23 said...

DICK Slapping for all!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yep, that's Fassy! LOL
Haven't seen the movie yet. I think it comes out in a few months here but I definitely want to see it!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Fuck yeah, Fuck her!
She'll need some lube for that prude ass!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

That pic will make you hungry even it you just ate!

leahreallyitis said...

I want to play ride'm cowgirl he's the horse and I'm the rider!

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmm *licks screen*

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! THAT FUCKING TWINKIE EATING BITCH!

leahreallyitis said...

AMEN! but oh nooo they had to FUCKING watered it down! and instead we SHIT! she and SUMSHIT can go fuck themselves! or together!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I needed to be dick slapped this morning!!!

leahreallyitis said...

how old are your daughters lol

leahreallyitis said...

he should pose for playgirl if he has'nt already!

leahreallyitis said...

can you imagine having that heavenly well hunged man and his cock coming up to you?!

leahreallyitis said...

HELL YEAH!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Morning Leah!!
Maybe Fassbender can slap some sense into her!

Karen60BTB said...

15, 13, and 11....trust me, they know more thank I think, but I'm not flaunting in front of them!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I was just thinking that! Woah!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I'm gonna have to google this man

Aurora23 said...

I'd scream with delight and devore him!!! 

Aurora23 said...

He totally should but he already showed HIS massive dick in the movie SHAME!!

HE was in the movie 300 w/Gerad Butler! The man is also Magneto in the Xclass movie!  I'd be fucking stuck to him like a Magnet knowing he has that! 

UNF!

Aurora23 said...

See it! Its a MUST!!!

He should have gotten an Oscar nominee for it but those uptight fuckers didn't!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

If I had Oprah money, I would re-do all the movies in a very uncheesy, porntastic way!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

How's it hangin' today, PL-BTB???  LOL!!!