Monday, February 27, 2012

ROB at the Oscars

When I heard that Rob wouldn't be at The Oscars...


I was all like:



But then I saw this:


AND I'M STILL LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!! LOL

104 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh Angelina! LMFAO!!!! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

So jumping-Rob was there! LOL
And Angie?! Hilarious! Her pose was so weird!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrombhBMY1qeih7z.gif#laughing%20gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!! This will never NOT be funny! 

Aurora23 said...

Omfg lmfao!!!

Had to double look at Angie with her legs spread out!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!! I CAN'T!!!

LMFAO!!!

MegO said...

LMFAO!!! I thought Angelina really posed like that.... I heard she was acting off at the Oscars.....

I fucking love jumping Rob!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

LMAO! jumping rob is always epic!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!! Can you imagine! 

LOL Angelina posing like that, the only excuse will be "LeMosterCock" and we all know he likes to bone Kstew and BTB's only! teehee

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

No matter the location!!!


LOL

The only thing missing is Rob's bow tie! LOL

MegO said...

Fuck it would be hilarious!!! No one can resist LeMonsterCock!!! Not even Brangelina! You know Brad was even checking Jumping Rob out! ;)

Mariana♥BTB said...

THAT would be glorious!!!

hey, OT for a sec... GUESS WHAT?? I'm pregnant!!! my first child, I'm so happy!!!

been doing a LOT of exams.... and in the search of an OB... I'm so tired! just want to sleep all day!

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!! ANOTHER BABY!!!!

Congrats Mariana My LOVE!!! Best wishes! I hope you have a great pregnancy and a super  healthy baby!!! 

*Smooches X2*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

CONGRATS! Another BTB baby bumper in the house!

To all the non-pregger BTBS.....DON'T DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Holy Fuck Balls! I guess Angelina found a way to take all her kids with her to the Oscars.

Spread wide and climb on in!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

MY LOVE YOU ARE BACK!!

AND FUCKING FULL OF HILARIOUSNESS!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Just being me! And I think that's illegal in 48 states. ☺

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Amen Sister!!! LOL

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyl5hMjqM1qi59w1.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I read that Robsten was not given invitations to the Oscars. Does that even make sense? I doubt they would have went anyway but still, WTF?

P.S. The Help got ROBBED last night for best pic!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

Oh, I've missed you darlin'! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm even going to stop taking showers and baths. That water might sneak in my axe wound or something! I'll just start using Purell to clean my dirty ass and under boob. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fucking bullshit!!! 

They're just jealous! fucking idiots!!! 

I FLOVE THE HELP! ;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Awww! *smooch* RL can get us down but not for long!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know that Robsten just stayed and got drunk and fucked like horny rabbits. Better then any Oscars I've ever seen.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*pinches own nipples*

Nipple promise! I wont be away ever again!!! ;) LOL

God I missed my safe heaven 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You gonna be like Kstew in WTTR in the car, when she pulled the bill from her cooter and said "who opened a can of tuna" LMFAO!!!! 

Oh God!~ I laughed so hard in that part! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMG. I don't remember that!! What's wrong with me??!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Shit a brick and fuck me with it....

THE VISUALS!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz1kjbANu1qmdw6j.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMFAO!!!! I love that fucking nerd.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Go see it!!! it's hilarious! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAZINGA!!!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

TOTALLY THOUGHT OF YOU ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB 

LOL


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzw2o3jTxj1roxerzo1_500.png

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

What scene was it? I'll try and find a video!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And of course you would think of me! LOL

 Thug Bubba telling it the way he likes it!

If any guy tried to stick a finger or anything in my chocolate covered starfish I would pinch and squeeze so hard I would be shitting out his finger for a week!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

he picks her up from the strip club and she's counting money in the car, then she pulls a bill from her cooter LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Robsten weren't invited, but they don't give a fuck!! LOL 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu79c1YIJ1qbiu3x.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thank you! I'm going to watch it tonight for sure! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is it really sad that I remember him from the 90's? And it is really sad that I think I have his music on in my itunes?

Mariana♥BTB said...

thanks FB!!!

LMFAO!!! What's in the water??? you should drink just liquor from now on...

I can see you using all these at once, from now on...

http://cdn.babble.com/strollerderby/files/2011/08/family-planning-and-contraception.jpg

Mariana♥BTB said...

thanks Marcela!

http://www.punjabigraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/love-ya-lips.gif 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm so happy for you! And you are right I'm going to start using all those things and wrapping my bf's fun stick in several layers of plastic wrap and invert a baggie in my meat cavity. I'm a safety girl!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Heck no!

*dances* LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

I miss AZ!!! You two always kept going on about the stink! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You sure do know how to make a tard like me feel special and not handicap parking special either!

♥ U soulmate BTB!
*muah*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I fuckin' love that saying! But it does not reply to me. lol

Mariana♥BTB said...

OMG! you crak me up!

my grandma once told me, in the old days when they really didn't wanted a baby, they took on the backside... too many details for a 12 year old huh?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

2 in the pink
1 in the stink! 

the Philosophy..

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Holy hell! Your granny told you that "they" use to take it up the butt to avoid pregnancy? LMFAO!!!!

I really want to talk to her and hear her stories! She sounds like a classic BTB!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!!!

No wonder you are now a perv! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Subtract the one in the stink and we got good math but add the one in the stick and I'm a fighting bitch.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

A good friend of mine told me one night that she and her husband was "doin" da deed" and he got so into that he slipped out and rammed her bunghole. She said the pain shot through her entire body and she started screaming, GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! She said she was paralyzed for about an hour. LOL

Mariana♥BTB said...

true! LOL

Mariana♥BTB said...

she sure is, you would be amazed!!! and we had this talk when i was 12!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She should go to school-to-school teaching abstinence.  lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!! You know for men, there is no such thing as "The wrong hole" they always do it on purpose! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!

RAPE!!!!!! don't forget the rape whistle! 

leahreallyitis said...

TO ANGLEINA: *sings* SPREAD MY WINGS AND LET YA "CUM" INSIDE*

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!! but seriously what a babe xD

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Hahahahahahaha, I love jumping Rob!!! ♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL Me too!!! ♥♥♥

MegO said...

Okay well then you can tell me who he is..... lol. 

MegO said...

They really do, the sneaky fuckers! Hubby tried "the wrong hole" trick on me..... and well he was fucking sorry! lol. 

MegO said...

Fucking right The Help was fucking amazing! 50/50 was robbed at the Independent spirit awards too. 

MegO said...

Congrats!!! Another BTB baby!!! 

MegO said...

No kidding.... fuck water and hand me a vodka cause I am not pregnant!!!! :) Just got Alie out of diapers 100% and I aint ever going back!!! lol. 

MegO said...

I seriously think if I heard that from my grandma at any age I would die!!! At 12 my grandma in front of a bunch of friends said "Meggie you finally have a couple of fried eggs on your chest!" I was mortified so if she had talked about starfish sex with me at 12..... yah I would be in the psych ward! lol. 

MegO said...

LMFAO I almost pissed myself... seriously fucking hilarious line!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Jumping Rob was epic seeing Angelina like that fucking hilarious. LMAO! Her hands should go up  "Walk like an Egyptian"

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

AMEN!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! 

GRANDMAS!!!! 

star4 said...

No fucking way!!  So that is why we humans like to do the asshole thing... never made sense until now.
LOL!

star4 said...

AXE WOUND!  I 've never heard that before!
ROFLMAO!!!

star4 said...

I don't either! ... Well, maybe just vaguely.   I want to go searching for it now!

star4 said...

Congratulations!  So happy for you!!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMG. You'll hear alot of things you've never heard before here in the BTB-Universe. God knows I have.☺

star4 said...

I feel like I've hear that somewhere before... paralyzation after anal sex...  I wonder if it hits the wrong nerve or something... or was it just a joke???....  I'm so gullible, and take things so literally.  ;-)

star4 said...

I love classy guys like that, who just wear their sweet hearts on there sleeves.... er... wife beater tank tops.  *_*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Fuck the rape whistle! I want a machete!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

This really happened to my friend Kim. OMG! I thought I was going to die when she told a group of us bitches.

star4 said...

I've become such and eloquent speaker since visiting this site.
Love it!

star4 said...

Ya know girls... you gotta keep an open..... mind.... yeah, mind.
What if Fifty, er Rob said that he wanted to OWN every inch of your body, could you really turn him down????  
And, I think British boys can be a little dirty.  ;-)

MegO said...

Seriously! If I talk about having baby fever.... fucking smack some sense into me..... PLEASE!!!

Karen60BTB said...

I bet Kristen played dress up (stockings, garters, heels) and walked the red carpet for Rob...

Karen60BTB said...

I'm so fucking late to the party...my 3G wouldn't pick ip while I was at work!

Mariana♥BTB said...

thanks Meg!

Mariana♥BTB said...

LOL!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

LOL!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Congrats Mariana!!!!

Mariana♥BTB said...

thanks pinklady!

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WE MISSED YOU LOVE!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH DUDE!!!

I'll give it to him!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Only if you do the same to me! My little Dennis is still on diapers... FML! 

star4 said...

Fuck yeah, sista BTB!  That's what I'm talkin' about!
*high five*

MegO said...

Well he is a bit younger than Alie so he has time. I will definitely do the same to you!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

A jumping Rob out of Angelina's vajayjay would have been EPIC!!!!!!!!!  LMAO!  This one is still great, though!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Awesome news!!!  Congrats, BTB-Mariana!!!  I am so happy for you!!!!

Get plenty of rest, take prenatal vitamins, and drink plenty of water!  After your 3rd month, you should start to feel better.  I am so HAPPY for you!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!

My son refuses to potty train...  I need your advice!!!

MegO said...

Honestly.... I waited till she wanted to and it took 3 days and she was done! Same as her brothers. Ironically all 3 were potty trained on Valentines' Day... no word of a lie! We all laugh about it. She asked to wear panties and day 1 she had 4 accidents, day 2- 1 accident and day 3 none! Good luck AZ! Hopefully he's ready before the new BTB baby comes! When do you have your gender scan?

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Niiiice!!! Thanks for sharing your potty-training experiences! My kid still refuses... Go figure! I just hope that he decides to ditch the diapers before his baby sis arrives in June!

My next ultrasound is next week on March 6th. We are paying for a 3D color one on March 24th, which we cannot wait to see!!!

MegO said...

Ahhh I never did the 3D ones.... :( With Ryley I had to have a lot of ultrasounds cause of complications and never the fun ones and with Alie we just didn't.... lol. Hopefully he does I can imagine 2 in diapers at once wouldn't be fun but if he doesn't I'm sure you'll manage! Maybe once he sees baby in diapers he'll realize he shouldn't have them!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The 3D ones are cool! The only bitch is that I will have to drink a gallon of water the day before the ultrasound because it will give us a clearer pic of the baby. FML!!! LOL!

Yes, that's the idea... He sees the baby and thinks "Oh, shit! I should no longer be wearing diapers!"

Mariana♥BTB said...

Hey AZ!!! thanks for the tips!

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AZ_Chica_BTB said...

You are welcome, BTB-Mariana! I hope that you have an easy, enjoyable pregnancy!!!