Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Call NOW!!

Ok Ladies, 


I know you are all pissed about BEL AMI release date...


But hey! Look at the bright side, you'll have the time to stack up in Shammanties or something even better!!!


Directly from our favorite weirdos from ETSY:



Sexy Vampire Reusable Menstrual Goddess XL/Postpartum Cloth Pad




"An extra long version of the Goddess pad, measuring at a whopping 16 inches long it's surely to be the only pad you'll need for your heaviest overnight flows or after childbirth.

The inner core consists of two layers of flannel sandwiching two layers of terry cloth and backed with the softest matching black fleece. There have matching black poly resin snaps with two snap settings for a more personal adjustment.

This listing is for one XL Goddess/Postpartum Pad in the 'Sexy Vampire' print."


Heave flow, heavy cum... same thing!


Hooked and ready to buy? See this fucktastic product HERE

PS: AZ_Chica, look you can use this re-usable pad after childbirth as well! Consider it a welcome baby gift *wink*

69 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*GAGS* really? you put the words sandwiching ?!?! *gags again*

Mariana♥BTB said...

Ordered 12! 

don't be desperate guys! there is not even a release date for Bel Ami in Brazil!!!! doesn't matter, i got my plan B, wherever it releases first, there will be a torrent! and i shall download it! and watch it in home! naked...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Two layers of terry cloth pads, no chance of infection there.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I love how it's got the snap buttons on the wings. And there's two snap options for fastening it. THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's how I plan to roll. *hi5*

leahreallyitis said...

*gets cellphone*

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! how much is it :p

leahreallyitis said...

it's perfect for "cumming"in

leahreallyitis said...

OH can I bring my camera?!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I have no clue and don't want to know! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

9 days till we get our blu ray/dvd!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*_-

leahreallyitis said...

wooooooo hooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! TARGET HERE I CUM!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IKR! Target and Walmart are the only two places I'm going to.

Mariana♥BTB said...

hell yeah! look the guy i hired to hold the clapboard:

http://images.broadwayworld.com/columnpic2/2po1.jpg 

Mariana♥BTB said...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9bw_b7hJvbo/TijuRKHTXBI/AAAAAAAAD4Q/2fZPXOozKjA/s1600/barney_robin_hi_five.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

is it just me or this 'sexy Vampire' looks a LOT like Ryan Reynolds? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I love 'cunt' Dracula! LOL 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMFAO! Good one!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Holy fuck...it does. That gives me all kinds of weird feelings now.

leahreallyitis said...

nah it's not you he does look alot like Ryan Reynolds LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

I am going to get the "limited" cover edition and I can't wait to get that and all the goodies that go with it LOL maybe on part 2(the commentary) of the movie they will have Mackenzie, Kristen, Taylor Rob, and maybe a few other cast members I hope for the commentary *keeping fingers cross!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmmmm *licks lips* oh yeah!!!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

LOL! perfect combination. Your bloody crotch against a blood thirsty vampire.

Oh yeah I want to reuse my bloody pads just so I can save the earth....NO THANKS

star4 said...

I would rather put Ryan against my bloody twat than Rob... 

I wouldn't consider myself a prude... but I'm off limits when I'm doing that nasty shit.  I'll rub my sex all over Rob when I'm shiny clean, thank you!  I'll be so finger-lickin' good, that he won't ever want to stop... ya know what I'm sayin'!!??

Sorry, don't mean to get graphic, but this subject was lingering in my subconscious before I read this post.  o_O

Aurora23 said...

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!


There is a whole site away from etsy that sells shit like this! Fucking gross!


Shammwaties r the only way to go!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best welcome baby gift EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thanks, Corazon!

Now, I wonder if they have some similar pads to wear for breastfeeding???!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO at "Ryan Reynolds in a gay pirate outfit!"

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Scarlett Johansson has a whole year's supply of them and she does not know what to do with them now.  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

For some reason, I have never found RR to be attractive.  I think that his eyes are too small and close together... weird and shifty!  *AZ shudders!*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I cannot fucking wait!  It will be an early bday pressie for me!  My hubby told me to wait to get it for a bday gift the next day, but I told him: "Fuck no!  I am not waiting!"  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I thought that I read somewhere that the commentary is just Bill Condon...

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

I would hate to have a period for 12 days straight...  Please tell us this fact is not so for you???  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Leah, you are one sick bitch...  But, we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

He does have a case of the James Der Beek syndrome. But RR has a body!! Just don't look above the nipple. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! Doesn't he realize your hormones are a leathel weapon and you will never be charged for any crime because of it??!! I know you're getting that movie on time now. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!! 

They are probably shaped like vampire teeth! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! YES HE DOES!!! lol

Who in their right minds would want wash a cloth with chucks of placenta?! 

WTF! indeed.... 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I think she wants to use it for cum! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Fuck the earth! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm not that picky, I'd fuck him! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I got you!~

LOL

There is no such thing as TMI @ BTB-Uncensored! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We do... lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Does it matter??

lol


Even if there where free, there is no way I will wash placenta chunks out of it! Eekkkk~

Aurora23 said...

Lol Ryan Reynolds is hot! His body in Blade 3 is insane! UNF

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Of course I want Cunt Dracula near my.... eh you know! LOL

Mariana♥BTB said...

hey AZ!

what?! giiiiirl haven't you seen what Marcela pointed out? it's good for cumming too! LOL 

by the way, in my period i use tampons, then i freeze it so i can eat and put on my husbands meals so that we'll turn into vampires... it worked with that lady... http://btb-uncensored.blogspot.com/2012/01/no-words_18.html

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!  Sounds like an Etsy dream!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Still cannot do him, even with a paper bag over his head... His eyes would still haunt me...  LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

He's gets it now!  Just as I crave certain things, Edward thrusting into Bella is a must for me!!!  The blu ray/dvd will be mine on the 11th...LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Hi, Mariana!

Yes, I know that it helps with the cum, but I wear my pink, Marcela-made shammanties for that flood!  LOL!

Holy Shit!  I missed that btb post!  Thanks for educating me on some sick and twisted shit!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Whatever creams her twinkie...  LOL!

Mariana♥BTB said...

you're welcome, it's my pleasure... LOL

2012/2/3 Disqus <>

Aurora23 said...

UNF!!! And he is ready for BTB's all chained up!

http://www.topfatlosstrainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/30/ryan-reynolds-workout-and-diet-plan-for-ripped-abs/Ryan-Reynolds-Blade-Trinity.jpg

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Well, If I'm going to bleed all over him, I want this fucker naked!!! At least give me one good reason to put this up against me! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

If you're craving "thrusting", I'm predicting a baby BOY!!! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

...LITERALLY... !

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

It is... I wonder if she means BD2? Just once, I want Taylor in one, too! In fact, just him and Rob would be the BEST!!!! ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LMAO!! Goud won!! [that's supposed to be a dracula accent] ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Oh for the love of drooling...

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Thanks, Hun! ;)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Hopefully it will be B2! Taylor & Rob in one would be hilarious!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Sorry to disappoint... We found out today that we are having a girl!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I hate being wrong, but congratulations...little girls rock!!!! ♥