Seizures Suffered by Twilight Fans Were Actually Orgasms!
(well doh! We've known this the whole time)
...And we are going to HELL!
Breaking Dawn, the latest installment in the Twilight vampire saga, is reportedly causing alarming blackouts and seizures in movie-going fans. Doctors first attributed the reaction to the flashing white lights pulsing throughout the birth scene, where Bella gives life to Edward’s undead baby. However clearer heads prevailed when Christian leaders in the community explained that the quivering, unconscious teens were clearly victims of melodrama induced orgasms.