Wednesday, February 8, 2012

BREAKING NEWS! Cathy the Cunt is on the loose!

Good Evening BTB's, we have breaking news!


Our correspondant BTB_AZ_Chica is in the line of fire and has some exciting news for us!!


Come in AZ, what do you have!
AZ: 

"Cathy the Cunt is back at it again! Looks like she is trying to get publicity for her friends Nikki "Famewhore" Reed and Oregano. What else can I say??? Love conquers all... Just ask Rob and Kristen!!!
XOXOXOXO
BTB AZ Chica"

*Back in the Studio*
Thanks BTB AZ, it looks like the cunt is loose again!
And talking SHIT about our ROB?! Ohh no you didn't YOU OREGANO LOVING BITCH!!!

"Twilight Director Talks Kristen Stewart and Ex Michael Angarano: "They Were Such a Great Couple"
Read the whole load of crap HERE

61 comments:

Aurora23 said...

What a FUCKING CUNT CH is!!!

I'm sorry but she is just so fucking out of her mind! She praised ROb before and now she is saying this shit!

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! 

Okay she needs to be slapped!

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PinkLady_BTB® said...

She just can't shut up, can she?!
Kristen is with Rob! Deal with it Cathy. I'm sure Oregano is over it.

Btw, love the BTB news! 'Woman was found eating her cardboard Edward' LMAO! Amazing

Mariana♥BTB said...

first that Kim JaeJoong now Oregano, when this people is going to learn??? Rob has no comparison!!! besides, once she tried the monstercock she is ruined for other guys... especially Oregano!Cathy... I don't even... bitch please...

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Mariana♥BTB said...

LOL! too bad that guy got in between!

Mariana♥BTB said...

I FLOVE BTB News!!!! your avis on their faces... the breaking news... the details... LMAO!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Wow. This is one bitter twat! I'm thinking she's pissed because her movie Twilight part 2...ooh wait..Red Riding Hood was a bomb. She sure does know how to piss off the wrong peeps. It's hard enough for Robsten to function as a couple anyway and this chocolate covered starfish has to say this.

As a real housewife of OC said it perfectly, Is your asshole jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth???!!!

CH...what a cunt.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMFG! I'm dying over here! We're news anchors!

Marcela, you are my ♥! LOVE YA BITCH!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOVE THE New York gif! Whatever happened to her? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She's just hungry and starving for attention. I guess she thinks wither it's good or bad it puts the spotlight on her. But it's not good in the twi-verse. Bitch can get cut talking that shit.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 LMFAO!!! I  love that line!  That is the funniest shit I've heard in a while!
Thanks again FB! You crack me up!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You're welcome! I really can't take credit though. It's all those crazy bitches over on the BRAVO network that keep spewing out these fucked-up oneliners.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 What?!
Fiber is good for you!
and at one point it was made of wood!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Dude seeing pictures of Rob and Oregano now.... you can tell who's better and HOTTER!

ROB FTW!!!!

CH CAN SUCK IT!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I would watch the show everyday!

**This just in: Twinkie stock on the rise. that is all*** beep, bada, beep

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! You tell'er sistah'!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!

Crazy bitter bitch! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

I was feeling it yesterday hahaha you look hot as news anchor! me... I look like a prude!! lol!

I love AZ in the line of fire! I hope she sees this today! ♥♥♥

I love you long time! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We take pride in providing our BTBs with best and latest news! LOL!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! Yeah, other important news are scrolling on the bottom of the screen... I hope they don't realize it was ME!  chewing my cardboard's crotch! 

Aurora23 said...

she went to reality hell! LOL

I loved her show! She had me cracking up every week with her crazy!

And yes, NY bitches are not ones you want to mess with!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You're skinny! You can tell I have thunder thighs! LOL

AZ is going to flip!

♥♥♥

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Tell me about it! lmao. She's wacko.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!!! WTF is a thunder thigh?? LOL!!! I have no idea, but it made me horny

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Thunder thighs.

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! 

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Mariana♥BTB said...

LMAO! I fucking love Orlando Bloom - Only reason I had to watch Lord of Rings (some people may throw rocks and tomatos at me, but it's true!)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awww he's cute! and he look Hawt with the blond locks lol!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EATING SHIT MASSIVE THIGHS!!!!!

*dies*

Mariana♥BTB said...

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!!!!!!!!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!! That's what is under that anchor's table! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NO WAY!!!!!! LOL!!! EEEkkkkk

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

FLOVE this new reporting post!!!  Great idea, Corazon!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Oregano never had a fucking chance to keep Kristen!!!  The proof is in the cock... Rob's Monstercock, that is!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The crazy, cougar bitch is bitter because Rob never gave her time on her casting couch!  All she is left with is some Oregano to mask her "carpet" stench!!!  Baaaahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She is one clever bitch, our Marcela!!!  FLOVE her and you both!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

This is by far a classic of all posts today!!!  My baby nearly popped out of my uterus and gave you a high-five when I saw this post!  LMFAO!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

MUAH!!! Our star is here!!! The reporter from the line of fire!! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I personally love my black leather gloves, scarf, and BTB mic because they serve for other sexy purposes!!!  ;-)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!! baby's proud of TV mommy!! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

I bet we could find some "cheese" between those folds...  *AZ runs to vomit!*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I would watch our BTB show every day, too!  I would go far and wide, long and hard, to cover a story!  We'd be better than Tosh O. or Joan Rivers on E's Fashion Police!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Cathy the Cunt always mentions Robsten when she is trying to promote one of her new projects or movies.  She is pathetic!  She is always trying to put Nikki Reed on a pedestal, too... Super Cunt!!  The two bitches probably schemed-up this story while both were hanging out at the recent Sundance Festival!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

My personal favorite reality bitches are the Mob Wives on VH1!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Fuck yeah we do!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

There's so much penicillin growing in that valley it could cure cancer!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!  Flove you, BTB-Mariana!!!

Organo is the same size of Kristen...  I rest my case on the argument that Organo's cock compares to Rob!!!  Never, never, never will cum close to Rob's!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

This pic and caption are fucking hilarious!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Let's bitch-slap dat hoe!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

NYC bitches are the best!!!  I love it there!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!  You always know how to make me feel FLOVED!!!!!!!  Smooches back!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Of course, the baby is proud...  IT  IS A GIRL!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!  Or, enough cheese to feed a third world country!!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Love the newscast! CH has yet to realize that her 15 minutes of fame were up in 2008. And as far as KStew and Oregano goes, that is between them. Theirs ended like a typical teenage romance...date the available guy until the hotter (HOTTEST) one cums along. Get over it and get over yourself Chatty Cathy...

Karen60BTB said...

Did anyone hear Kellan Lutz' comments on some Austailian radio show? It's posted on Robstenation...

Mariana♥BTB said...

FLOVE you too AZ!!!

Kristen must be thinking, yeah Cathy is right, we were a cute couple... maybe i should dump the most beautiful man on earth and go back to the pothead... NO, PROBABLY SHE IS NOT!
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♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

That man is huuuuung

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Kristen is one lucky bitch!!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Mhm.... he is. Yum

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Sure did read that on Robstenation!  According to Kellan, K and R are "madly in love"!!!  Unnnnnnffffffffffffff!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Awwww, thanks, BTB-Mariana!!!

No amount of Oregano's pot will make Kristen dump Rob for him!!!  LOL!