PRAYER ANSWERED!

WE'VE ALL BEEN PRAYING AND PLEADING WITH GOD TO SEND US OUR AZ BTB. OUR PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED. BECAUSE TODAY OUR BTB HAS ARRIVED AT BTBS UNCENSORED!

BTBS, LET US SHOWER HER WITH ALL THE LOVE & EXCITEMENT AND NOT TO MENTION ALL ROBSTEN PORN WE GOT! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY!

THANK YOU GOD! AND PER OUR AGREEMENT I WILL NAME MY FIRST BORN AZ. ☺

THE BTB BUDDY AT YOUR SERVICE!

With Christmas fast approaching we wanted to offer all the help we could to help speed up and finish all your Christmas chores you may have.

We've enlisted the help of our very own and exclusive BTB BUDDY! He will do it all! Wrap gifts, send out greeting cards, put up the tree, bake cookies, clean your home, entertain your children and yes, he will FUCK you so hard and long that it will be November 16, 2012 before you know it.

Just think how wonderful it would be to have him stuff your stockings.

Did he miss a spot? Yeah, MY SPOT!

The kids will love his hijinks!

ACT FAST! The BTB Buddy's schedule is FILLING up fast!

What more could you ask for? Seriously! I want to know what more you would ask for.

Naughty Girls: What's in your Christmas List??

What kind of BTBs would we be if we didn't share the best of the best Twilight gifts out there this holiday season!!!??

We got all your Must-Have items in store! TOP 10 TWIGIFTS! 

So get your pen & paper ready... YOU KNOW YOU WANT ALL THESE!!!

FB and I have personally tested and tried out all these, to present you with only the most awesome ideas! You will be envied....

#10 The Hair Bow

- A beautiful accessory, I tried to model it... but it would't stay on!

Well, it must be the lack of hair. FB tried to tell me that it goes ON YOUR HEAD, but that's just silly!

****More After the break!!!

STRIKE ME DOWN...HARD!

IF I SHOULD EVER BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, I HOPE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

THERE....

.........ARE

NO.......

.............WORDS.











AND IF I DO GET STRUCK BY THAT LIGHTNING. I HOPE IT HITS ME SO MANY TIMES THAT I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS.



AND ALL YOU BTBS KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE SO WORTH IT.

THE CULLEN BOYS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!

Well pervs, I can hear you squealing for more, after all that vamp porn yesterday... Well here it cums!! From your 2 favorite BTBs to the rescue!


We keep trying to move like Robward, FB and I.... but no amount of stripper classes will bring us to his level, that boy got talent! LOL


Although I gotta say FB goes insane on that pole... she says it reminds her of LeMosterCock, couldn't agree more!

Enjoy Bitches!!

Thanks to the prevs who made this, you are awesome!

SATURDAY: Caption this!!!

Happy Saturday BTBs! 

Look inside that gutter head of yours and tell us what do you think these two are saying!

The winner and runner-ups will be display in our next week's post! You know the deal, comment with most likes wins! 

Good luck perverts!

Thanks Aurora23 for the Fucktastic pic!

SLEEPING IN ♥ ♥KRISBIAN EDITION♥♥

DID YOU REALLY THINK WE WOULD FORGET ABOUT KRISTEN?

HELL TO THE FUCK NO!

I HAVE A SNEAKING FEELING THAT LAUNDRY WILL BE WASHED TODAY AND 99% OF THAT LAUNDRY WILL BE BEDDING.

SLEEPING IN SATURDAY

After such an amazing night I figured all the BTBS out there would need alittle extra R&R this morning and definitely some eye fucking.

Without further ado.Cuddle up and grab yourself or the closest BTB to you and let's enjoy some white sheets fantasies.

I think I already hear some buzzin'. That just makes my heart skip a beat! Buzz away bitches, buzz away!!!

WHAT A DAY!

WHAT AN AMAZING DAY! FROM FINGER PORN TO BELLWARD PORN! A DAY JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER. OH WAIT, IT DOES...HAVING THE MOST AMAZING BTBS HERE TO SHARE IT WITH!

YOU BITCHES ARE THE FUCKING BEST...OR IS IT THE BEST FUCKING.
WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE BOTH!

HERE'S TO THE BRIGHTEST FUTURE AT BTBS UNCENSORED!

NOTHING BUT L♥VE!
XOXOXO

OMFG!!!! HURRY BEFORE IT'S GONE!!!!!

LEAKED CLIP FROM BREAKING DAWN 2!!!

**Click HERE to be taken to the video! Youtube it's not cooperating! 

FUCK ME *dies*