Thursday, June 21, 2012

OH, HELL NO!!!

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

I am in shock,
WHO in their right mind would say this:

"Joe Jonas is the perfect Christian Grey"

Stab me in the vagina with a pitchfork and end my pain!

THIS: is not hot.


THIS: Is HOT!!!

So many things I have seen while making this post... Things that can never be unseen...
But I must share... LOL!!


See the nastiness HERE


Sorry Rob, I have no words...


Visit the delusional site HERE

147 comments:

star4_BTB® said...

JJ as CG... that fucking wrongedy-wrong.... more so than a Jonas circle-jerk.

*_*

star4_BTB® said...

Am I wrong, or does JJ look a little like this in the above pic?....

http://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/83/19/24/19670234.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOL!!!!!

I'm seeing double!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHHAHA Oh you open the link didn't you... LOL

My apologies, I will my brain beach though...

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI'll cut a bitch if JJ even says the words Christian Grey

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I'm sorry but I need to reiterate...

FUCK NO. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

Yeah, I wanted to tell you, your previous post wasn't so convincing... LOL!!!!!

Hilarious!!

Buy I'm with you:

FUCK THE HELL NO!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I WILL FUCKING NEVER CLICK ON THE WORD "HERE" EVVVVVERRRR AGAIN!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm disturbed they even thought of the chance of putting the 2 names together... *SMH*

No way in hell...

What part of: Hot, sexy, God like didn't they get! argh

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!! LOL!!!!!

HERE: this one is safe!!! 

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I guess we all know what time it is now and what we have to do about these retarded cunt farts.

 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny5avxNgH1qixf5v.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmut05vtU01qiib0qo1_500.gif


THE END.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0dh2iBoA1qalseto1_500.jpg

star4_BTB® said...

I clicked thinking there were more images, but did you know that it shows up in the post anyway?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I'm gonna need that in the Costco jumbo family size.

star4_BTB® said...

Just kidding, I don't see it there now... I did earlier though, even though I hadn't clicked on the link yet.

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

LOLLLLL I know...I'm at work and I know i shouldn't have but I couldn't help the lure of the word CLICK HERE on the BTB site 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You are too nice... 

I rather do this:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydwyqqmkl1r5u6sfo1_500.png

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Marcela fucked us over majorly! I still haven't gotten my full vision back.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Can't we do all of it? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You make me feel like this:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rzgrYnn11rxxkm9o1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!! Cuming right up!

But be honest.
Did you think whoever made that manip was OVERLY generous with the junk size? LOL I sure did! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I moved it moments after posting it (you ninja you!!) LOL

I looked a bit to much... not for the nudity... but the faces.

Lots of BTBs have weak heart since yesterdays trailer, could jeopardize it! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Exactly! Any straight woman or normal gay man knows that the real size is this.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xp9oN3dZ1rx7qzwo1_400.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Sure why not ;) 

That why we are a team! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Damn skippy! Forever!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Speaking of little ding-a-lings.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5k0cj7TTV1rt3e1ao1_500.png

Shouldn't this guy's balls have dropped by now? They are tighter then a newborns! And there's no shaft just a little marble head.

And the thing is...he thinks he's fucking fine! And no one needs to see a butthole from that angle. HELLS NO!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!

I'm sorry~~

YOU:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyle1jNE4x1qeg39to1_400.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DAMN!!! I thought it was his thumb!!! LOL!!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL! No candy? Deal breaker!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*gags*

WFT!!!!

My dick is bigger than him, and I dont even have one!!! LOL

at least he had the decency to bleach his asshole...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Let's hope his thumb isn't that small.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 It's a clit with balls! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh no, it's pedobear again! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Fuck no! I'm not going to watch it if he is Christian Grey! Hell no!
Also heard that Emma Roberts (who is Team Jacob btw :-/) is interested in playing Ana! Yeah, NO! 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vydzlWHL1qcoa6s.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrl1h3sOT61qdlkgg.gif

star4_BTB® said...

o_O  

Is that Nutty Madam's boy toy?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 YEP! She chewed him down like she does her morning bowl of gravel.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We said Christian GREY, not Christian GAY

They misunderstood...

Case  solved!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jb1Dlgjyj1c/SoueaWFXFOI/AAAAAAAAAQw/zN9B7DGBr48/s320/case-solved.png

star4_BTB® said...

You are joking, aren't you?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Emma Roberts?!?!?! 

Hell no either!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sko4KuPn1qfcz88.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BA-MF-TL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is pure genius! Do you know the site where this person is petitioning this? I wanna use your Christian Gay line sooooooooo fucking bad!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We can get rid of him!!! LOL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5v095WIOa1rqfla2o1_500.png

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Joking about what?

star4_BTB® said...

He has to be pre-pubescent.  He doesn't have any hair... anywhere!

Can you pass me the brain bleach, please?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I've already drank it all. Marcela shouldn't be getting back from Costco any minute with more. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOM

http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nuttymadam.png

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fuck to the yes!!!! LOL

HERE:

http://joejonasforchristiangrey.tumblr.com/ 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Oh fuck no! Her bottom teeth are tan! What do you have to eat to get tan fucking teeth??

GOTDAMNSHE'SNASTY!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG, Hitler?! 
I never thought I would say this, but I agree with him! JC! 
Bwwuaahhhhaaa

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I don't think I can comment! And I'll be damned if I ♥ like it!

I wanna go off on them. WAH!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

This bitch!

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/166/324/tumblr_ladyf2xnQi1qb4yo4o1_500.jpg

star4_BTB® said...

Stupid question. I don't know what I was thinking... I was almost going to apologize to you, for your BF. LOL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL! OMFG! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!


No worries in the bf dick department! It's alllllll good. LMFAO!

You crazy bitch!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

She eats turds...

http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Angry-Turds1.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I'd be angry too. And I could have gone my whole life without knowing that about Nut.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

http://truestreetcars.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/24454d1322544439-pedobear-sticker-owners-beware-pedo.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Even Llama is speechless (BTW This fucking lama cracks me up!!!LOL!!!)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WUAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL!!!!!

*falls off chair*
literally

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chants*

Picture!
Picture!
Picture! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh man!!!!

Do it here, pretend they can see it... what do we know, maybe they are already here!!! LOL 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DAMN it!! Discuss!!! You fucked up my llama!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vgr0GM771rt8i28o1_400.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Girl, i flove u

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

He would fucking kill me! But would so be worth it! LOL

star4_BTB® said...

I don't know what my problem is today. I'm so serious... not in a bad mood, serious... just like out of it, and zen, and empathetic and I feel like I need to hug everyone and all the trees in my backyard, and shit. LOL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I was just gonna ask them what's the point of JJ being CG when he's not willing to share any of his dildos or butt plugs because he's afraid they'll get girl cooties on them. ☺

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Coming down from your BD2 trailer high? lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

The delivery is almost here, have some flan while you wait... LOL Ewwwww

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405731_213834088705786_1397588337_n.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 That's disgusting!

HOLD MY HAIR BITCH!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We still love you!!! LOL!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Like this?

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/68178/1734965-gsnatch.gif

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

LOLLLLL!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Do you love me enough to spank me?

;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pmjb7jr41rp6u08o1_500.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I don't know why!!!!!

This Llama cracks me up!!! I can't stop laughing every time I see it!!!! LOL!!!!

star4_BTB® said...

I guess. I'm not depressed or anything though... I'm just like 'itzaaah'... and I'm not even stoned. LOL!

star4_BTB® said...

How dare you! I (used to) love flan.
*wretch*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fuck yes!

Turn around...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z47pb7DL1rtpboso1_500.jpg

star4_BTB® said...

Actually if it's my DH's... who eats plenty of pineapple... I may just clean my plate. *wiggles eyebrows*

star4_BTB® said...

I actually just figured it out.... Last night, I "got it" really good, and so did my DH, if I'm not tooting my own horn. I think I'm just satiated and not needing to release any pent up urges. Have you noticed that I have been a little mild-mannered, and haven't gone completely porn-star yet today? I need to snap out of it and talk some nasty smut about 'Robert'.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

This is my house...

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/large/pineapple.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLO

star4_BTB® said...

They made disqus un-available on fucking purpose.  They have to know that they will get all sorts of hate from all but the three twisted faggots who started the site.

star4_BTB® said...

No shit.  Everyday I'm like.. "there's fresh pineapple in the fridge."

Especially when Aunt Flo visits... I'm like, if you still want some of this (points to throat), don't slow down on the pineapple.

star4_BTB® said...

That's what my family calls 'tooth butter'.  
You gotta brush those pearls twice a day, you nasty, Nutty Troll!

star4_BTB® said...

FUCKING HILARIOUS!  

My older boy is into WW2 air planes, so we've been watching some boring, fucked up WW2 stuff.  I fucking hate war and all that shit, but, I am tolerating it for my son. *zips lip and fakes throwing away a key*

star4_BTB® said...

I LOVE that gif!

star4_BTB® said...

That pic would be hot if her meat curtains weren't hanging out.  

star4_BTB® said...

I'm fucking calling CPS.  "Here sweetie, when you want to advertise that you will bend over and take it from behind, you wear a tattoo right here.."

-_-

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I don't mind a few extensions here and there but this is too much! Some guy has a one night stand with this bitch and wakes up with a different whore. But he might like that. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

*looks at pic* Hmmmm...why am I craving an Arby's roast beef sandwich now?? So fucking weird.

star4_BTB® said...

*gags*

star4_BTB® said...

WTF?? Disqus just changed it's format... the only thing good about it, is the comments don't end up in one long column of letters, but it's hard as fuck to follow the flow of the conversation.

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Pineapple is delicious =)

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I DON'T LIKE IT!!


WAHH.

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

FUCK...I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LOL! It's disqus 2012. We're trying it out. So far you and TIDRP doesn't likey. LOL

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

*Throws up in mouth a little bit*

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I know most women can't help how their girly parts look but if i were a dude the thought of sucking extra lip would turn me right the fuck off lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

lol

star4_BTB® said...

There's good and bad.
The good: The absence of one column of letters; and the fact that it shows updates without having to refresh, is awesome.
The bad: you can't tell who liked your comment; and it's hard to understand which thread is which, they kind of merge, so you can't tell what comment was the one that is being replied to.

Hannah said...

That girl has a tramp stamp lol!

star4_BTB® said...

Amen.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

With this new format it doesn't give me the option to attach a pic. WTF?

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Yea I don't like this at all!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

So yes or no?~
I'm trying to tweak it to look more like the old one, but it's being a fucking bitch!!! AHH

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!


My bad! You like the old one better? or you think you could get used to it?

star4_BTB® said...

Oh man, that's a deal breaker.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!!!!

star4_BTB® said...

Are you able to customize it, or is it simply one way or the other?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Deal breaker!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We gotta have our pix!

star4_BTB® said...

Fuck me! BTBC with the deal breaker!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

But we need the picsssss......they're toooo funnnyyyy to not include lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

FUCK YEAH!!!


*UGLY CRY*
http://blog.timesunion.com/amanda/files/2010/09/woman_crying_m.jpg

star4_BTB® said...

I fucking love the instant updates, it's like being on chatroll. But that's about all.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yeap, I agree... fucking deal breaker!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I tried to customize it, but it wont let me.
I'm pretty techy, and I already contacted customer support... I guess it's this... or the old one! ;(

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Is it back to normal? It is on my side.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Back to normal BABY!!! Yipppers! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Nice! Maybe Disqus will tweak it and make it better soon. If not, we'll just fuck them up.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Rob is happy! LOL

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5es7rHCdj1rqmvgg.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

And makes cum taste like pudding! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Awwwwww! And we have to keep him that way.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Great idea! ♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*gags*

Thanks for that...

*throws away roast beef sandwich*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Gahhhhhh!!!!

LOL!!!!!!


I just made a reference to roast beef!!!! LOL!!!

We are a match made in roast beef heaven, i'm tellin' ya

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!

The famous tramp stamp!!! I fucking love it!!! 

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I like the old one =)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 We've said it before and we'll say it again. I LOVE YOU, SISTER!

XOXOXO

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Well...Icanalwaysussemoreproteinlol

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Robert Pattinson approves lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Bitches have no excuse for their lips dragging the ground anymore!

Labiaplasty to the rescue!

http://www.massachusettscosmetic.com/images/lrg_labiaplasty4.jpg

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

You had to go there didn't you FB lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Do I ever hold back what I'm thinking??? LOL

The bitch in the pic better be glad she got the surgery! If she ran to fast she might start flying!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

hahhahaa

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Pre tuck she'd be the only one to survive a plane crash. She could have flapped her wings to safety

star4_BTB® said...

OMG!  He looks like Jack Nicholson there!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

NowIknowwhatLeahmeantwhenshesaid"Spreadmywing"Ekkkkk

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

;)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 In her case something like this.

http://www.naughtyfake.com/pics/demotivational-poster/0906/meat-curtains-demotivational-poster-1244333154.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 WTF??!!! DID SHE GET HER PUSSY STUCK IN A VACUUM???

http://images.nonexiste.net/img/irc/2008/07/11/TN_huge-meat-curtains.jpg

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Someone needs to get their eyes checked! -____-

Karen said...

Shit...I just had to pour bleach in my eyes to get that shit out!!!!