Wednesday, June 20, 2012

BREAKING DOWN - BREAKING DAWN

OMFG!!!
I'm still hyperventilating so pardon me if this post makes no sense!

So, what did we learn from the Breaking Dawn 2 Trailer?!

*Per PinkLady:
Breaking Dawn 2 brings you...
FUCKING BRUNO MARS!!! LOL













And WTF?! Is Aro the Leader of Forks Marching Band?!? LOL






PL, you crack me up!!! LOL
FACT 1:
Bad Ass Bella, still makes Jake's nipples hard.
FACT 2:
My mind has been blown...
FACT 3:
I fucking hate Irina, and I'll be cheering when she's ripped apart.

FACT 4:
I'm DEAD! Fucking pea-coat BATMAN!

PS: My vag looks like Bruno's Dancing Waters above...

72 comments:

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Fucking love this post! LMFAO!

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TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

DAMN FIERCE BELLA.....I CAN'T GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS SOOOO FUCKING COOOOOOLLLLLLLLL GAHHHHH

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Aro trying to be Dracula. LOL!!!


OMG. Jake's nipples hard:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0kyrUz9w1r5z6y1o1_250.gif 

And that last gif. Oh my god. My heart. Yes, we all know there won't be a battle but Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT THEN. Did they alter the ending to include a battle?! Because if that's not war, then I don't know what war is. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I totally forgot Alice and her "I jizzed in my pants" Face! LOL!!!1

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I think I read somewhere that it might be Alice' vision! And that it's not really happening in the end! We'll see...

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!!!!
FUUUUCKKKKK

That's (after demon child) was the part it pissed me off the most!

All that preparation and no battle!?!?!?

I'm so excited!!!

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAD ASS!!!

I wanna cry!!!!

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Bruno Mars. BAAAWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Are is the king after all... or he wants to be... LOL 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KXDWixWUzis/SpuJEaQ6ziI/AAAAAAAADaY/R9OViGPrnXo/s400/michaeljackson+marching+band+jacket+urban+gentleman.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!

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JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Yeah! Stephenie and her inability to kill a character of hers because she loved them too much. -_____-!!!! 
Also, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who calls the child, the Devil Child. Or Demon Child. *Hi5*

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Yeah, and I read they killed someone. But it's in the vision. :S 

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

SHE IS HOT. BURNING HOT. MY GOD. I 
My girl crush on her just jumped by 1000000000000000x!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*hi5*

I would've sacrifice half of carlisle's friends! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

It's him! I mean, I saw him live on stage, so I know what I'm talking about! LOL

*sings* If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I'm just pissed because Aro didn't wear the hat that went with his outfit.

STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT! ALL OR NOTHING, ARO! ALL OR NOTHING.

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I bet that's what it is. The vision comes right after she drops the vase.

GOTDAMNITIWANTITRIGHTFUCKINGNOW!

uh oh. The panda is coming out of me....


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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you go gay, go all the way! 
That's what I say...

LOL

My new rhyme!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Frozen sex on a stick that's our Vampella!

I've been tearing up all fucking morning. I can't figure it out if it's because it's the last movie or the trailer was so fucking amazing!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Do you think Benjamin (AKA Bruno Mars) Can pull the squirt out of me?!

LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Wonder if he'll be singing a song on this soundtrack.

He could remake the songs, Walk On Water or I Feel The Move.  LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Both Darling, I'm a hot mess... Nutty madam is vanilla crazy compared to me right now... *wails*

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

And I'll be like...

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Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'll cry if there is no battle!!!!

I can feel it!

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PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yes! That would have been perfect! LOL

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PinkLady_BTB® said...

Let me help you.
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JRbutnotTHEJR said...

Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...!!! LOL!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh lord! I'm scared

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TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

It makes me tear up because it's the last one.....I'm so proudddddd of them.....Rob and Stewy mostly....GAH!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Pure brilliance! LOL

I can see it on tee shirts, bumper stickers..NR's next tatt.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I think so. He did say it will rain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-w3WfgpcGg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

OH FUCK! Don't feel like that. PLEASE!

What if the battle is only a vision? Is that ok?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 We all know that B&E get their hands on Aro. And how will they show Bella's power? A big plastic bubble? LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I heard in the vision Carlisle, Emmett and I think some more Cullens are killed but B&E kill Aro.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

FOLLOW THAT WHALE!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

This movie is gonna be epic in so many levels, I cant wait to squirt all over that theater...

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!

Yeah look at his hands and fingers, I bet he can make me cum like the rain! LOL

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Holy fuck. She out ranks little people now on my fear list.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*MUWAHHH*

That's why I love you!!!

Phucking Disqus!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Below is Bella and her superpower...

LOL

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TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I think it's her teeth....they're not quite smooth looking lol

*Shudder*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

She eat rubble....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Hand to Bible. Twilight would not be what it is today if it wasn't for Robsten.

Hallelujah, AMEN!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, if they USPS can't destroy it then no one can. LOL

star4_BTB® said...

I thought his name was Peter?  LOL!

And, Marcella, no one needs to 'pull' the squirt out of you.  You will do fine on your own.  ;-)

star4_BTB® said...

No shit.  Like a troll.

star4_BTB® said...

I read/heard somewhere... I think it was from BC... that they did change the 'confrontation' scene a little bit, and I think there is more 'hostility' involved in the movie.  Don't quote me on that though.

star4_BTB® said...

Or Rosalie?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I was thinking she ate gravel.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Yeap, that was it!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

Sure, why not LOL, we could always hook up Emmett with Tanya, she's another horndog...

Or Leah, we all know she's the only one SM forgot to give a mate to... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

LOL!!!!!!!

I fucking love it! 

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Oh 100%.....nothing about Twilight would make sense if it didn't have Rob and Kristen =).....Gah I love them!

star4_BTB® said...

I feel the EXACT same way.  I started tearing and choking up and had to control myself, because my boys were in the next room, and if they knew I reacted that way to the BD2 trailer, I would never hear the end of it. 

star4_BTB® said...

Amen!

star4_BTB® said...

Holy Fuck!  She is one crazy bitch!  Does she watch this shit before posting her vids?  Does she not have shame, does she not get embarrassed?  

star4_BTB® said...

I am so so so so sorry... I just can't get frightened by Robward.... I don't know why.  I have been frightened by Rob in other things... but he just can't make Ed look scary... and the pea-coat is NOT helping.  

All I can see when he's running in that last shot is me fucking his cold hard cock until I fucking pass out.

star4_BTB® said...

Bella looks fucking BAD ASS though... I'm so wet for her right now.

star4_BTB® said...

There you go!  They would be fucking perfect together!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Awwww....no one loves Leah.

OMG. Where have I heard that b4?
 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

True dat... you know me so well, I'll be squirting when the title of the movie cums on... LOL

star4_BTB® said...

Oh snap!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

I teared up too! I've only gotten to watch it once though.... damn real life always in the fucking way!

Jennifer said...

have I ever told you ...that you are the fucking master of gifs....what to use when...I laugh til I piss myself at your antics woman!!! lmfao
;D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

What? I didn't say anything wrong. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Awww! I wish I could claim that title but Marcela.... OMG! I bow down to her! She's caused me to have things come out of my nose, mouth, butt and cooter..and sometimes at the same time. I'm just her apprentice. LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Yes, fucking SM. Everyone know she was way meant to be for Jacob but damn it. -__-

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

No, not her. She actually turn out to be okay in the last book. And no one's taking away the blond jokes between her and Jake. 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

THe Twilight fan flood gates are flooding near a BIG screen near you in November!!!

Damn, seriously this movie is going to be epic!!!

This has been by far the best trailer for all the movies!!!  

star4_BTB® said...

I was just kidding. I liked Rosalie actually... even from the beginning... I think Rose would actually be a good BTB. It was more a jab at Nikki. ;)

I'm a sap, and was glad that no one died.

LegHitchThis said...

lol! i bet he can.