Monday, June 18, 2012

HAPPY BELATED FATHER'S DAY TO THE #1 DAD!!






I have no words. I'm just laughing my fucking ass off!

78 comments:

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

ahahahah! that second gif with the sperm attacking the girl is PRICELESS!!!

YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR. PATTINSON!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Judging from the size of Rob's meat missile  I bet that's the size of his sperm. I bet when he cums it looks like an explosion at Mayonnaise factory. Kristen probably has to wear goggles, ear plugs and a nose plug. ALL FUCKIN' WORTH IT!

I'm a jealous bitch.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 He's a great, great man! And his mom had alittle something to do with it but we appreciated her on Mom's day. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*sings with no teeth*

Every sperm is sacred♪♫♪ LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

I I'd love to taste Rob's mayo, but your comment did make me gag a little LOL

*gags*

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3koxf6ggf1r53ddi.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

That fucking gif!!! WTF

I'll be having nightmares with monster sperm tonite

*Shudders*

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bungVdIi1qg3kx7.png

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I don't eat mayo or anything creamy. I have a texture issue. Creamy stuff and little people. NOOOOO!!!!

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

BAHHH HAHHAH @ the sperm gif lollllll

Rob's dad is one of my hero's =)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Sleep in lots and lots of layers, sister! lol

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

I'm exactly the same way.....anything Mayo consistency I can't do. 

I'd happily get over it though for Rob's cum =)

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

This was supposed to be in reply to FB lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I feel your pain and disgust. *hugs it out with TIDRP*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pehzqOG71qbiydqo1_500.gif

Ewwwww LOL!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Here this mayo id better...

"Hair Mayo" For FB and TIDRP

LOL!!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5l3fyv6Ro1qefe9to1_500.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Oh no you di'int! You evil bitch! BATL!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 OMG! I'd rather be bald!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 She really does get off on torturing us. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Gay asians with mayo tubs, the ultimate nightmare! LOL

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/160909_o.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.gifsoup.com/view/160909/gag.html&h=240&w=320&sz=1187&tbnid=Ay6D3BBlc33i6M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=121&zoom=1&usg=__3WQQ3KeyfOasxDmla_snQlZmb98=&docid=GHy9zDCskA0EEM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kEvfT6rBJ6e36QGPn_WOCw&ved=0CF0Q9QEwAQ&dur=704

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

I don't know how to post the gif's that you guys do so my thoughts are below lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

I'd rather be a bunny...

AHHHHH!!!! NEVER MIND!!!

WTF!?!?!

http://static.flickr.com/3084/2702302906_4bec67d724.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I'm a panda!

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35bovdxtc1rrgjhfo1_500.gif

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Maybe the mayo is the lube

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 OH NASTY! You're just as bad as Marcela! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

It's Etsy's version of Bella the lamb...

LOL!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

awwwww
there there.... http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yhwzFuaz1qfd9dd.gif

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

lol yayyyy thanks =)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Ewwwwwwwwww LOL!!!!!!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Ditto I have the same problem with texture in foods!  I dont even eat meat on the bone! 

But with Rob would i would totally make that exception! 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6s4qeG3P1qfaikno2_250.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAO! As always you know exactly what to do to make me feel better. ♥

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

It's making my lip quiver and my stomach turn......

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.... and mayo

LOL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o85bw4TE1rnwkfpo1_500.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I was half way there until the mayo part. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

RAWR!!!!

That fucking gif!
Does crazy things to my pussy...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fwnkCDpD1rtnv1oo1_250.gif

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

I mean I'm already half gagging thinking about mayo in general...why not have a laugh with it lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 *off topic*

When we do get together in person and you and I both know we'll most likely be arrested at some point this is what we ask for instead of lawyer.

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

*Peeks up from the trashcan.....cookies....yesssssss*

Anonymous said...

yikes i will have nitemares with sperm and teeth. Thats almost as bad as that movie "Teeth"

Thanks Mr Pattinson for your fuck awesome sperm

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

ahahaha! 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Exactly!!!  

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt280jl18q1qfaikno1_r1_500.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Bless his dad and his parents. Literally. Without them, where would he be? Bless the luckiest sperm alive. 

WTF IS THAT GIF?!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyphrcMFN1qmzxy4o1_400.gif 

Anonymous said...

Rob: down boy!

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Fuckin sick dude.....Marcela GD you lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 The makings of a truly disgusting porn. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yum!

Who doesn't like a hairy meat sandwich! 

Eewwwww

*gags*

O, I made myself gag LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL

*just write a comment then:
-enter
 -Look for the pic you want to add (you can right click in any picture or gif and select 'copy Image Url')
-right click and 'paste' URL from picture or gif
-enter

and you are all done! 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tf6oTboS1qd54da.gif

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