Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always been anti-twilight tattoos. They are stupid and they will make you look even more stupid.

Case in point.
..*points down*

TAADAA!!!!

WHERE TO START? WHERE TO START??
I have to say it was very kind of whoever the fuck this is to pull her vagina pouch over to the side for us to get the full beauty of her skin art.

How old is this bitch?

What if it's not a bitch but a some really fucked up dude??
(I just made this post even more worse if it is.)

Please checkout Rob's eye. W.T.F.
Is it suppose to be Robward or Steve Buscemi??



When I saw this my emotions ranged in this order.





Happy Tuesday, Bitches!
xoxo

157 comments:

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 And I know all you BTBs will be asking me this about the post:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52uzt6yyi1r2fx7v.gif

And my answer is.....

*takes off running and hides*

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Accurate reaction: 
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z401/kstewrulz/facepalm.gif 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Am I hearing the gossip correctly? Angelina Jolie wants to direct the movie, Fifty Shades of Grey???!!!! Say what? HUH?

Bret Easton Ellis (author of American Psycho) wants to write the screenplay.

Some big names are wanting some Fifty very badly! It's a good thing EL has total choice over all decisions. I trust her. ☺♥

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL! Exactly!

 I'll never eat anything that has more than one calorie again! This bitch has tramatized me.

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

I don't know how the man that sleeps with her will enjoy having that tattoo..

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Yes, that's the rumour. Only a rumour. 

And so many big names!! O_O And too many men and women to picture as C/A!!  I tried so hard to picture C/A as one of them, but Robsten sort of stick as C/A. :S The part is so perfectly set for them. :/ 
Really? Good on her! :D 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 ITA. And the thing is it's not Twilight that makes me think that Robsten is perfect for Fifty. It's their other movies that shows me that they would capture and captivate the roles C&A.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I'm thinking that's the least of his concerns with sleeping with her. Every morning he wakes up alive he's a happy fucker. Just imagine if she rolled over on him and he got stuck in her ass cheeks. You know she would have to fart to get him out. And that's a bitter-sweet escape. Or should I say, bitter-stink escape.

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Your explanation have been Robproved

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m214vaOVNK1qdv8gho2_250.gif 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I'm in love with that gif. It's soo cute!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 How hot is your avi???!! FUCK!

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Thank you! Damn hot that is! 
I'm sure if my avi wants to star in their own production of Fifty Shades of Grey, Robert Pattinson won't mind.  ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*smiles happily*
*opens door to BTB uncensored home*

*GASPS*
WTF!!!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4zmwauNkH1qze9cgo1_400.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bitch I hate you LOL~~~

Nah, I love you.... ehhh it complicated BATL

Let's ask Rob... Rob, what do you think about her thighs?!?!?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4g7cUJZh1qawgyho4_250.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Here is Angelina pushing CH into acid... payback for bambi LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DUDE!!!!

You must watch "In the Land of Blood and Honey" Directed by Angelina Jolie. I'm not Lezz for her or anything, but she did an amazing job with that movie. 

She has TALENT... no much meat in her bones, BUT TALENT! LOL 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LMFAO!!!

Good Mornin', Sugar Tits!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

My reaction:

LOL!!!1http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j2sdxSN1rodkqa.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I heard the movie got great reviews. And she does look to have that freak factor that could do this movie great. She could play Elena also. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LOL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 DAMN FUCK HOT avi you have!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I wuv you!

 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5idrzYII31qgh1pb.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

This post will teach and scare us into never turning into a hot fuckin' mess like this.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

That pic almost makes me want to climb up a cat tower and hide.

*HUGE evil grin*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Good Morning Sweet buns! 

I've missed you so fucking much *hugs tight*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Pdffft where did my gif go!!!!

fucking discuss LOL~~

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Let's try again!! :)
 
LOL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hnclgi4o1r1mc94o1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Missed you too! I thought I would have the perfect weekend.  My bf went on a golf trip for the weekend in NC with some golf buddies.  And I had plans to read THE OFFICE and just chill and have a stress free time. That plan was folded into 5 corners and shoved up my ass pretty fast. I had an allergy attack me so hard that all I could do was blow my nose and scream profanities. I think I fed my puppies but I can't remember. lol

And of course when the bf comes home my allergies clear up and things are back to normal. W.T.F.

But now that things are back to normal you know what time it is, right?? Here I cum!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2x3i1fnpd1r7ito9.gif

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

50 from CG's perspective.......

I can't....I have no words. That little excerpt......agheuagjautaehraejralwrh airhgw358y237angnaerne;hai

*died*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I wov you more...

You are my national treasure... 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5i81lFLqO1qzueido1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!

One thing is clear, I do NOT want to be that crazy bitch's friend! BALT

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hnhgEoyX1qdqlx3o1_250.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yipppeeee!!!

Here I cum too!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48cybLgav1qh97ogo1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I thought something was missing. But I wasn't going to say anything so I just sent out a standard "LOL" just cause. LOL

Disqus really doesn't want to fuck with me right now. The tip of my nose looks like a wolverine chewed on it and Aunt Flo is in town and I'm one angry cunt. 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzk3gejlAI1qhsw0o.gif

Eternally Cullen-Fanfiction said...

Holy cellulite, batman. That is the single, scariest thing I have ever had to look at... brain bleach? Can I have a toilet brush to SCRUB AT MY EYES? 

I have a couple of Twi-Tats... but I have the book covers, pretty small and on my back... this however is a monstrosity. 

Excuse me whilst I throw up. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Now that's fucking funny! BATL!

Looks like Ang has put on a few pounds. Good for her! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwl5uWfQg1qfxxys.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

That's why I love you... you support me even if I'm tripping LOLOLOLOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I will totally take this over Midnight Sun. I still want MS (fuck, that just doesn't sound right)...I still want Midnight Sun but will take Fifty v2.o like a crackhead needing a fix!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 HELL NO! I don't even want to live in the same zip code. But I don't think that would be possible. I'm such a bitch.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Nah it's the camera, it added an extra bone LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 AH! Back into the role playing again I see.

Please tell me that's the fake knife?! The last time we did this you really fucked me up and you had to donate two pints of blood.

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

A more surprising news: 
E.L James may be re-writing Fifty Shades from Fifty's point of view, to keep the book series in circular demands while the movie is being made. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/el-james-rewrite-best-seller-50-shades-grey-billionaire-view-article-1.1093837 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Awwww! ♥♥♥

I'm so touched and disgusted at the same time. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You know I got your back from now and always. I will hold back your hair when you are projectile vomiting and fuck, I'll even do a CG on you...I will pull out your tampon if you ever needed me to.

It wasn't your fault. It was disqus fault. We really need to rename disqus to something more fitting.

I suggest DIQSUX. U like? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

You fuckin' know that cat wants to do this to everyone that lives in that house!

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb5zjDubg1qmu742o1_400.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL!

*hands EC-F some BTB cleaning supplies*

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Holy shit! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for tattoos...I have one myself, but this? That's fucking creepy!

Oh and one of my sister's friend had the nerve to call Kristen blinky mcmanvoice when they were talking about how she supposedly wants to be in Fifty Shades movie!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!

I fucking love it!!!

LOL 

*wipes tear*

You are such a great friend... I'll let you know next time aunt flo is around, and we can do a CG together...

And heck, we can kill two birds and make some tea for Edward as well LOLOLOLOL!!!


http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/edward.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I swear to God I would die without you! I'm laugh/crying over here!
Holy fuck balls!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

Awwww It makes me so happy when I make you feel molested ;)

*hugz*

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

What man? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I flove you

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

OMG! That's the article I read and just sent to TeamIDoRPatz!

I'm so onboard with this!

I want it. I need it. Now GOTDAMNIT give it to me!

 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gzktcVnz1ry69b0o1_400.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Has Kristen started showing interest in Fifty???????

DON'T TEASE ME, BTB!!!! TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This batman approves your message LOL!!


Hello Darling!! ;D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zYUzwnPpsCY/TcLMMaHVl4I/AAAAAAAAAaY/IYNxETQvMG8/s1600/fat-batman-04.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Sounds like a plan! YIPPY!

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/mocker/mocker0908/mocker090800012/5319890-tampon-usage-girl-in-black-panties-use-inserted-vaginal-cotton-tampon-with-thread-dangling-and-visib.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!

"Blinky McManVoice"?!?!?! I'm sorry, I fucking love it! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LOL! I actually do feel like I need a rape kit performed on me now.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

The man that's been missing since they first started dating. No one has seen him at all!

Maybe her dog knows where he is...

 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/CaravanMan/DSC00074.jpg

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Idk they said KS and alexsandr skarsgaard was showing interest. I don't mean to tease you lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SAVE THE KITTIES! 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2w511AIMP1rpdmhvo1_500.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

EEEEWwwwww

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

star4_BTB® said...

Um, don't want to even think about... never mind.

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

LMAO!!! IFLY too!!

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

BTB mind works the same, right there. LOL 

It'll be like Midnight Sun, basically. E.L James showing Stephenie how it should be done! XD

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Fuck the kitties! (tee hee)

Just burn the joint down!!!!!!

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Lol Yes she blinks alot and doesn't have a bell like voice but..... that's Kristen!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

How? Why? What?
I'm speechless! This is wrong in so many levels! 

http://i51.tinypic.com/rvbzm1.jpg

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

About AS being CG?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You always tease me *wink* but this takes it to a new level.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go, PedoBear approved ;) 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lno1yxl95V1qkxbi9o1_500.jpg

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luczp2656S1r1mtr6.gif
WHAT?! WHO AND WHAT?! HOLY SHEETS. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

FUCKIN' A! GO EL! GO EL! GO!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Sharing is caring, right? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Let's do it!!! LOL

Wait, what's that?!? Oh, the suicidal cat! LOL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyp8s58OI1r1amvfo1_400.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 It's a touchy subject for some. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Found him!!! LOL http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VqqaTrR6Pq8/SrdhiBR85_I/AAAAAAAAAxw/UWJdy2uGrJM/s400/fat_woman03.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Poor guy. Never stood a chance. Well, looks like he never stood at all.

R.I.P. dumbfuck

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

GRRREEAT! I'll need to douche after that rape kit.

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

OK calm yourself. Don't start having multiple O's now. I'm not a reliable source.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 ROFLMFAO!!!! That's so sad but so fucking hilarious!

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Yeah I don't picture AS as CG either.

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

*Blushes*

star4_BTB® said...

She's got some sexy legs.  I flove her shamdiaper too.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLOLOLOL Poor baby!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m578d4fYUD1qbtkx4o2_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Too old. He's great as Eric on TB but he's no CG. There's only one CG.

Anonymous said...

Before i read what you said, I sat there and stared at it for a few seconds to figure out what the tatoo was on. Jesus look at that leg! Really!?  Yuck!

Anonymous said...

HAHA that baby! thats so funny!! 

star4_BTB® said...

I don't see Kristen and Rob in the same sentence...

If either of them did it without the other, I'm not sure what I would think about Robsten... I know that's harsh, but I'm seriously in such a bad mood just thinking about it.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!! That's my exact same reaction when someone tries to get me to hold their baby.

star4_BTB® said...

I am in a major funk this morning... school is out for the boys, and I'm going to try to stay off my computer.... I'll still visit here, almost daily, but it will be much less than before. *seriously tearing up*

Anonymous said...

EWWWWW!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 That's it exactly! BATL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 here's a play-by-play of the event.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 This pic was suppose to go with the play-by-play comment I made. I fucked it up. LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Do they look like that when you finally hold them? :-)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xmbrp7iO1qj3ir1.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

We have BTB counselors on standby if you need to speak to someone.

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

As much as I'd love to see Rob as Fifty, I think others who thinks he's unattractive ( forgive me for associating that word with him) would want otherwise.

star4_BTB® said...

 I'm seriously about to cry or punch someone in the face, HARD.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I know!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vl5jdn681qj3ir1.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BITCH! I DON'T THINK SO! Let CPS take care of them over the Summer. Isn't CPS some kind of daycare? lol

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

We don't know if it's true about AS though hun. Dont get all worked up.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LOL! NO!!!

More like this.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltosybyJnN1qfhorio1_250.jpg

star4_BTB® said...

I'm such a bad BTB this morning, I can't even laugh about any of this.

Someone hold me please.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0n62wMBIQ1qmdh8ko1_r1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Oh I know there's bitches out there that think that. My bff is one of them. She's still in ICU from when she told me.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

LMAO!

No wonder if you hold them like this!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mhoa0uOy1r9f8tk.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

HERE! Hit Ouiser!

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58568tJ251qbpgppo1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I should get the stun gun just to be safe.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

You got it.

 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58677xUBr1rq2rds.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Isn't that the right way? That's how the gorrillas in the jungle do it.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOLOLOLO

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Is that not the best GIF in the world???!!!! LOL

star4_BTB® said...

WTF???  Are you trying to make me more depressed and angry?  Anyone that thinks he is not God's gift to this world, needs to be SHOT IN THE FUCKING EYE!.

Whoa, I need to step away from the computer and take a deep breath.

star4_BTB® said...

Will said BTB counselors use floggers.... please?

star4_BTB® said...

*sobbing uncontrollably*

Is CG still applying for nanny positions?

PinkLady_BTB® said...

You have to be gentle with babies! ;-)  You don't want them to cry because if they start.....lord

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gjmm0e9v1rov8hj.jpg

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

holy shit! lol

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Wut zeee fuuukkk

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 What do you think?

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

HHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Our BTB counselor is waiting for you. Look for the red office down the hallway.

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Well they can fuck off

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Good thing I get any babies you have! lol. 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

That was my reaction when I opened this post! 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Can I get that after?!?!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Definitely is! 

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm crying laughing....I'm laughing so hard I started sweating...that poor cat omg!!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

:( My kids go till June 28th and computer time will be during naps for the 3 year old and when the boys are outside with friends. 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

OMFG I love it!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Was wondering where you were! 

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shitballs fuckin A if she writes from CG's perspective

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

YOU ARE CRACKING ME UPPPP TODAYYYYY LOLLLL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

No need to wait. Here you go!

*hands MegO a BTB cleanup kit*

We're prepared for these kinds of disasters.

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

FB I love you but why the fuck?!?!?! REally?!?!?! It's a happy day, it's Alie's 3rd birthday! Post something happy!!! Not traumatizing! lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Damn skippy! I don't have the time or patience to have to deal with the police and CPS. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 When I read that tiny bit from his perspective in Freed my fire went to an inferno! Why did she have to leave us hanging with him walking out of the hardware store???!!!! WWWWHHHHYYY???????!!!!!!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gsmm2uQL1rx8x1vo1_500.gif

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Oh thanks god!!! *grabs kit*

Well I'm off to take Alie for her birthday lunch! Love you bitches!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Solitary hell.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LOL! Sorry! Maybe the new post will cheer you up.

x

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

*hands TIDRP a 7Up*

Sorry.....*giggles*

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

No I'm not trying to piss you off. There's just bitches out there ya know?

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Yes they can. I would love to see Rob as Fifty.

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Cuz EL is a fuckin tease =). I have a feeling she was one pissed off twihard too cuz SM never finished MS like the uber bitch she is. I have a feeling EL will follow through and finish the series from CG's perspective. She knows how we like it...she'll give it to us..and hard! Oh the anticipation. 

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Robis50=)....ELsaidso...andIdon'targuewithgreatness!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

That's right! I sometimes forget that she was once of us at one time.

MAKE US PROUD & HORNY, EL!!!!!

Janosch73 said...

I mean... come on! Even Twilight addictions should have their limits! That's just horrible!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 From your lips to crazy twi-hards ears!

Fb's ♥ Fuck-puppet said...

Dude my mother is one of them *hangs head in shame*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL!!!!!

star4_BTB® said...

No, I know. Don't mean to take it out on you.

I'm just feeling volatile today... it's getting better though.

Bolanscatblack said...

Thanks.....I just puked into my mouth a little!!! Aaaaaaack! Gross!!!! Beyond the stupid tattoo,the geriatric age of this person,the fat thigh and the cellulite....I think the topper was the term "vagina pouch"!!!!!!!

Bolanscatblack said...

PS.....my nephew made this for me. Sooooooo cooooooool!!! Rob luuuuuurrrrrrrves me tooooooooooo!!! Hahahahaha!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 So freakin' awesome!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 CLITTY CAT!!!!! Fuck me till I cry! Where have you been? I missed you!

Vagina pouch is never a good thing. Store loose change, remote controls, Jimmy Hoffa...etc..etc

drabrasil said...

Hi girls. first time here. and what a first this one.
I just coudnt stop laughing.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Hey you! Welcome to the BTB universe. Drama free and fucked up and lovin' it!

BTB  #1 rule...no eating or drinking while reading posts. We are a choking hazard. We've lost at least 10 bitches so far because they didn't follow this simple rule.