Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Just in: From MTV Fuckers...


JUST ANNOUNCED: Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone, and more will present at the MTV Movie Awards on June 3!

Why... WHY?!?!?!?!

To get all Twi-tards to watch the damn show?!?

Fuck you MTV!!! 

*hangs head in shame*
Now I'll have to watch it to see some KStew...

I hate you MTV, I truly do.



122 comments:

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Goddamnit. Now I actually have reason to watch. Fuck this. Fuck you and screw you, MTV, you disappointing shit channel!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know... piece of shit MTV

They are manipulating us! AND ITS WORKING!!!! ARGH! 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Fucking ass lickers! I hate fucking MTV! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

MTV can suck shit through a straw for all I care!

*whispers*
I'm gonna be watching. ☺

If Kristen is going to be there then BD1 must have won an award. Oh yeah, one of the two awards they were nominated. MTV, YOU MUTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLES!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Anything with Robsten and they have us by the nips. It's bullshit! And you know next year Rob will be nominated for either BA or Cosmo. And Kristen for OTR or SWATH. They have us, and they own it. MTV, YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLES!

star4_BTB® said...

My God, she's FUCKING HOT!  *squirt*

star4_BTB® said...

I wonder how fanboy Josh feels about all this horse shit?

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Thank goodness for DVE and fast forwarding!

FUCK U MTV!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Ah God dammit! I swear to Christ I hate those fuckers. Why taunt is with her?

PinkLady_BTB® said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfkotyDhd1r14rqn.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

They better win BOTH awards or MTV will get hate Mails and twitter messages every-fucking-day!

And I think that they will show a new BD clip or I hope so. Last year they did.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 OMG! RuPaul's Drag Race gif!! LMFAO!!! That show is riDICKulous!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I hope so! They've been the first to show the first real trailer to Twilight movies since new moon. I hope they don't fuck this up.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hilarious!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!! *wails*

Maybe I'll rearrange my living room so they don't know it me! LOL!!! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I hope so too or else...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04kpr5NH01r9ojlco1_500.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4a43Yfrs1qhee0l.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I don't even know who that is. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

SMART THINKING!!! Together we can build a fort out of our sofa cushions and hide inside and watch. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Because they know we'll go to them like the hoors we are... ARGH I hate them! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!! That's just what I was thinking! ARGH Assholes

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*hugs MegO-BTB*

Hold me!!! These slutfaces are giving me stress-related-boobie-ache!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! Good Idea!!!!! LOL


Fuckers we won't give them the satisfaction of  having us a viewers! 

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Dickfaces I tell ya!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OMG!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Damn Skippy!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Boobie-ache! Well fuck that, that's not good! *opens arms* Come 'ere!!!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Dammit! I have leather and my cushions don't come off! Fuck I'll watch in bed and hide under the covers!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! There you go!

Undercover BTB spying on MTV (litearally)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!! 

She has changed so much since Twilight, she went from pretty to OMFG HOT!

I'm such a Krisbian

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Hey I do what I can for the BTBs! ♥

star4_BTB® said...

NEVER have I wanted a girl. Can't get past the thought of getting near a jizz box. But her... I'm all fucking over that shit! She looks so soft and clean, and her lips, and her voice, and her ass, and her nice little titties... UNF! FUCK ME!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bitch! You got me all hot and bothered! LOL 

star4_BTB® said...

Rob, you're such a perv.  I love you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atydmPjzkB8 

star4_BTB® said...

I was watching this clip at missionblacklistfilm.com and I'm wondering if Rob will try to channel Eric Maddox in any way?... Like, will he try to copy his facial movements?  His lips move upside-down.... Sorry, I'm so mean.  LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cI7vPFA6reU

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Love it! So cute
'She's so beautiful' :-)) 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God! I hope Rob doesn't have to do that! He looks like he has turrets! LOL!!!!! 

(Yeah, I'm so going to hell)

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

WTF??? there is a stripper pole in that room!!! 

HELLO???? Why was the BTB;s not invited to that party???

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgsvtdfl1qi4u7so1_500.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Even if BD1 didn't win anything, she have to be there. She's promoting SWATH. 

star4_BTB® said...

That was just before the Ryan Seacrest interview in 2008. I'm gonna have to go back and look at the vid again!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

That's true. Why am I forgetting about SWATH? I must still be sick. lol

Anonymous said...

I love this photo of her. it cuts off the worst part of the dress too.

So do we no if Rob will be there too. Ive been voting over there like crazy...the kiss for THG is a fucking Rip off so them motherfuckers better not get it. Love the WTF logo. fuck u MTV!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Has anyone read the books by J.R. Ward, The Black Dagger Brotherhood series?

My local BTB FLOVES these books! I haven't read them or heard of them. I'm still pushing my way to the end of Fifty. I don't want it to end!!!

 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sdr18eUq1qzh96v.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Tried to. Didn't quite liked it. :/ 

leahreallyitis said...

I got the first book for christmas it is ten a book series of fucking HEAVEN from what everyone has been saying about it and I do plan on reading all ten books!! which reminds me I have to pre-order the second one and the third one and so forth all I can say is you will NOT be disappionted and you thoguth Fifity was hot oh you aint seen nothing yet !! thi!!

leahreallyitis said...

really you did'nt like it :( well I got the book for xmas so yeah I'm going to read it :p

leahreallyitis said...

o/t for a sec Rob has(from what I understand) FIVE projects comming up! hopefully one of them is Child 44 and The Band!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!! who knows! I woud LOVE to see that ha ha ha ha ha ha

leahreallyitis said...

ROFLMAO!! oh to be a fly on the wall to see that! and I'll join ya in hell xD

leahreallyitis said...

oh my god I wish was there!! DAMN HE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! I'm jealous! lucky bitch!

leahreallyitis said...

.....and again and again right *smirks*

leahreallyitis said...

I thought it was cute and sexy at the same time and that smile!! damn!!!

leahreallyitis said...

YOU AND ME BOTH !

leahreallyitis said...

I so fuckin agree!!

leahreallyitis said...

HOORS!!! I hate them it's NOT FAIR!

leahreallyitis said...

seriously though I don't know if I will watch it or not I would rather see him walk up to the podium and get an oscar instead just sayin...

leahreallyitis said...

OKAY I did say that I was thinking  about not seeing it but OH FUCK IT I guess I will I like Emma Stone she's cool and I love Stewy SO ignore what I worte way down below about not seeing it LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!! you tell em Marcela!

leahreallyitis said...

oh I'm sure he'll be okay LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah she is a goddess!!!

leahreallyitis said...

SWEET FUCK has she ever! she is a FH goddess!

leahreallyitis said...

my sentiments exactly! *goes to change panties*

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah that is ture she has to be there to promote the kick ass flim of SWATH

leahreallyitis said...

*whispers back* I will too :p

leahreallyitis said...

have you seen the trailor on tv yet

leahreallyitis said...

yeah no kidding I don't twitter but I will e-mail don't hold your breath on BD wininng anything for the TCA's(Teen Choice Awards) I willing to bet THG will walk away with everything

leahreallyitis said...

they better not fuck it up!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!! love it and my sentiments exactly!

leahreallyitis said...

too funny!!

leahreallyitis said...

A-FUCKING MEN!!

leahreallyitis said...

LOVE IT!

leahreallyitis said...

my neice loves the show she is a big fan of the show LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

its a reality show and it is funny as hell and pretty good normally I am not a reality show fan but this one is funny and good it's called Drag Race and theres another one called Drag U

leahreallyitis said...

I agree FUCKERS! *goes to the red room of pain to get whip*

leahreallyitis said...

aaaawwwww *tears up*

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! THEY CAN GO SIT A CORNER AND SUCK THEIR DICKS IF THEY CAN REACH!

leahreallyitis said...

I agree! and as for Cosmo being nominated I don't think so most likely(IF nominated) that won't happend til next year but I am betting he could be nomintated for Bel Ami who knows for best(LMAO!) FUCKING SENCE  and as for Cosmo I am willing bet for best FUCK SENCE again LMAO!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude! BTB Connection again! LOL

I was just reading about these books!

I have no idea what the are about but here is a link where they can be downloaded!! 

(like always, me showing my pirate self... LOL)

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gcvws4h7epi3w8i/2Ka0jFUAV3 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I love our connection! *muah*

All I need is an eye patch and a peg leg because I'm a "pirate" from hell! Bitches ain't gettin' my money that easy. *wink*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!! 

SOOOOOOO?!?!?! Tell me, tell me, what did your friend said about these books? are they really that good? 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 She LOVES them! When she describes them to me it sounds kinda weird. lol The guys are like vampires and super hot. Then there's a group of guys who smell baby powder and all impotent. It sounds so fucked up but she loves them. lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

hmmmm sounds kind of good really... LOL

I'm all up for fucked up!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Then you should love it! There's stuff about tattoos and they have to have a special ink with salt in it so it stays. FUCKED UP STUFF! lol

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I emailed you a little sumthin sumthin. It's real beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, ur gif is creepy

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 IKR! LOL Can you believe it's a baby mask that costs $350!!

Fucking crazy and creepy.

Anonymous said...

And sweet my god if he told me I was beautiful i think I would oh i don't know pass out or cry

Anonymous said...

I know what u mean. I can't imagine fucking around with any girl, not my best friends, Nope!*cringes* but kristen Stewart fuck yeah, I'll even pay her!!!

Anonymous said...

Saw that. i can't wait to see what hes doing

star4_BTB® said...

It's strange...Even before I knew of Kristen, I had this idea in my mind of the only type of girl I would ever "switch sides" for. I pictured a brunette, with flawless skin, no body hair, sweet face, pouty lips, a few freckles on her cheeks and body, toned but not muscular, not skin and bones, has a little edge to her personality, someone who I could "relax" with (that is a huge *hint, hint*).....
Who did I just describe????

star4_BTB® said...

Pirate is my fucking middle name.  If I can get it free, fuck ya'll who are paying for the shit! 

There are TEN of those books!!!  Do you know if they are really good?  Is there sex in them?  I'm not gonna waste my time if there is no sex.

star4_BTB® said...

Is it Kristen?  Can I see it.... do you think Marcela will post it?

star4_BTB® said...

Have you seen the outtakes at robsessed?  This one is so funny... he's playing with his "axe wound!"  And the look on that girl's face, LOL!


http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/Photoshoots/Premiere%20Outtakes/RobertPattinsonPremierePhotoshootOuttakes5.jpg?t=1336667991

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

It's not Kristen. Idk if she'll post it.

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

I know I love his expression too with his eyebrow cocked... *sigh*

Ugh well I better get back to work, I have to finish my nieces birthday cake that I was asked to do last night and she needs it done by tonight cause she can't come to town tomorrow and the party is Saturday.... fun fun!

star4_BTB® said...

Still don't have enough to do, do you? Did you ask her if you could cater the party for her as well? *steam coming out of ears*

leahreallyitis said...

even as I speak they are on the robsessed site right now and those SEXY toes of his!!!! UNF!!!

leahreallyitis said...

have fun! :D LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

seriously Meg you should say okay then you can pay for the purchase of the ingrediants for making the cake and she can also for the food as well there ya go...I hope that it is(as far as the food goes) potluck you make just the cake and she make can make something and someone else can make something and bring it as well

leahreallyitis said...

no kidding honestly I told her that her sister can pay her for the ingrediants to make the cake :/

leahreallyitis said...

TOOO CREEPY!!!

leahreallyitis said...

HOLY SHIT that's a rip off LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

oh it is going to be EPIC!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?!!! oh my god! I would bluntly say no baby YOU are beautiful!

Anonymous said...

no shit!

Anonymous said...

theres one outtake that i saw on robstenation hes got his big toes crossed over his little toes. so funny

Anonymous said...

Oh and those jeans? FUCK!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

It's just a new surfaced picture of rob

Anonymous said...

<------ heres the feet

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

It's okay Star, I don't mind doing the cakes. Yah they wouldn't ask me to cook anything, my baking skills might be pretty kick ass but I'm not that great of a cook, I tend to burn myself or cut myself when cooking too.

star4_BTB® said...

I saw that one at Robsessed. I even commented on it.... it's your avi too, isn't it? What adorable toes, I love them!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I used to love my fucking Mtv... that is, when they actually played music videos!  I was not planning on watching the MMA's this year since none of my faves were going to attend, but now that Kristen will be there... FML, I will be watching!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Amen, Sista!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!! That's was my question too!!!! LOL

I fucking love you you perv! 

star4_BTB® said...

Did you catch the part where the camera is on the girl's tits, and he says, "I want to look at this."..... I think he learned after that, that he needs to be careful with what he says, cuz I don't think I've seen him pull shit like that since.  :-)

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Young and carefree Rob! <333

And it almost sounds like 'What? I think I prefer to see tits' ;-)
I'm sure that's what he thought!

star4_BTB® said...

I'll show you my tits, Rob! *flashes titties*

JRbutnotTHEJR said...

I can't be the only crazy person sitting here day after day voting for best kiss over and over and over...c'mon bitches, if we all bombard the site they will win again this year!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You are not alone. I'm with ya!

JRbutnotTHEJR said...

Nobody won yet, voting is still open. Go VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 YES MAM!