Wednesday, September 5, 2012

HAPPY HUMP D.... *DIES*

OMFG!!!!

IS He serious...

I.am.dead

FB, Bring out the big guns, 
I'm not surviving this one 
*twitches & dies*

PUBES...
Rob's Pubes...

ladjkbvkfsjbvIVB;DWJKVB;owuvbdljabv

*Thanks KK & Joan for the Amazeballs image...

63 comments:

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I could seriously floss with those pubes! 

Make a natural vag wig, anything...

GOD I sick-love this man

bobanna said...

holy fucking fukcng fuck me!!!!!!! When does this come out on DVD!

JIMD-Twifan since 2007-BTB said...

HOLD UP. Does this mean that chick gets to see his stick?! I mean, how low are the pants he's wearing? If any? 

We could have seen his balls, but Rob backed out at the last minute. Awww. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BODY.CAN'T.HANDLE.THIS.

 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdll2A37t1qb3v7r.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

GET THIS! The of host of this years MTV VMAs (Kevin Hart) said that from what he understands both Rob and Kristen will be there. LORD! Fireworks are gonna be blowin' up if she's there!!! This might be the best show EVER!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I was wondering when you'd see this. I saw it on Rob's tumblr tag. My body is ready!

Jennifer said...

new extra large happy happy for the spank bank!!!!!  :P

Hannah said...

I've been staring at this pic the entire day now. *THUD* The gif's are even better ;)

Hannah said...

http://wonderfullybedazzled.tumblr.com/post/30913722210/imanonsten-standing-ovation. Found this on the Tumbler page from a friend of mine. He's so fucking sexy!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

I know WTF, that hoors got to see THE COCK?!?!

I'm mad... oh so mad.... 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iampT7pg1qftiio.png

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*Wails*

THE JEWELS!!!!! I WANTED TO SEE "ROB'S JEWELS"!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NO WAY!!!

Where is this info, WHEN is this happening??!?!?!?


WHY GAWD WHY!!!!

FUCK! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I don't think that's going to happen because Kristen will be attending the OTR premiere in Toronto tomorrow.
Maybe they pretaped a message or something.
Or it's probably just Rob who is going to be there. Maybe he will introduce a new BD trailer?!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL! Get mad, BTB! BLOW THE FUCK UP ON EM'!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dnyrdkL81rzjlc4o1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6fvk9xLnR1rwcc6bo1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I don't know how much truth is in it because I thought Kristen was suppose to be at TIFF.

Here's one link of a hundred out there talking about it. LOL

http://www.examiner.com/article/kristen-stewart-where-will-she-really-be-on-thursday-night

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 That's what I thought as well. For a month it's been said that she will be at TIFF. If I was Kristen I would go to the VMAs and wear a RUPIG tee. ☺

Jennifer said...

I don't think it would be best for these two to walk out on stage together right now....especially given the mood at the VMAs...uno?  People will be waiting with baited breath for the worst possible thing to happen and they WANT to see that...that's what pisses me off.  People don't want it to be uneventful...they want to see hate and carnage...it's like Nascar, people enjoy the race more if they get to see a good wreck.  uno?

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 I don't think that's such a good idea! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 I know what you mean. It's really sad.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You are soooo right! We build them up so we can tear them down.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Not yet! My ex has a friend who's family owns a theater and he said he would get me a copy of the movie. Sneaky bitches...LOVES IT!

Jennifer said...

that is why I WOULDN'T want to watch the VMAs.  If Rob is gonna look uncomfortable at all, or God forbid, HURT...I don't wanna see that!  uno?

Jennifer said...

holyfuck!  did I just sound like the voice of reason????  wtf!!
what's happening to me???  lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 No matter how angry Kristen's action make me I still like her. I guess there's still a drop of Krisbian in me.

I just feel Rupert took advantage of a situation to boost his ego. In his head you know he was thinking I'm going to get Robert Pattinson's girlfriend. Kristen is responsible as well but I just feel in my gut that Rupert manipulated her. She is only 22 years old. 40 year old women get manipulated by men. It's still a love/hate topic and I guess it always will be. It just sucks hairy donkey balls.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL! Another door opened up in your BTB-ism.

Jennifer said...

youre right FB.  what better ego boost out there than to say..."yeah, I got Robert Pattinson's lover to raise her shirt and let me suck her boobies"...he's a grade A fuckwit if you ask me.  I would have kicked his nutsack so hard, he could sing tenor in the children's choir! 

Jennifer said...

let me guess, instead of belt colors like in Karate...y'all have different colored dildos or something perverted and lovely like that? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I want to slap her and then hug her. Does that make any sense at all???

But with no confusion..I just want to fuck Rob forever. No cloud over that decision. lol

Jennifer said...

taste the rainbow...:P lol

Jennifer said...

nope. makes sense. especially that last part...LMFAO :D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 http://girlsarehornytoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/rainbow1.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I knew you'd vote YES for the last part. LOL

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vb7rU9Wm1qfw71xo1_250.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh, alright! ;-)

I could send you a link for the movie but it's in german. I don't think you want to watch that! :-)) But I can look out for the english version.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

FINGER PORN ME TO DEATH! I really don't think this man knows what the flick of finger does to a BTB.

 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vosy0JNO1qbnvlgo3_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vosy0JNO1qbnvlgo4_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vosy0JNO1qbnvlgo1_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vosy0JNO1qbnvlgo2_250.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I feel you, FB!
It's always going to be a heavy subject.

 And I think it's unfair how it's almost always the womens fault. They are called whores, homewreckers etc. And the media is going to remind that they made a mistake for the rest of theirs lifes.
Whereas for the men it's like: Well, it was shitty but he is a man.  It happens.

And I agree. It has probably a lot to do with a mans ego. He's over 40 and can still get the 20 year old. And not just anyone but the heighest paid actress and the girlfriend of Robert Pattinson. Fucking Douchebag.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I will let you know! ;-)

Is it not showing anywhere near you, though?! I thought they added more cities and states.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I live in Buttfuck, VA. I would probably have to drive to Richmond, DC or Va. Beach to see it. Totally worth the 3-4 hour drive but if I can get the hook-up from the ex then I'll take it and share with my BTBs. ♥

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Even in the most advanced days that we live in the sexism is still going strong. It's so gross.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lu51Ei9k1qcd5qzo1_500.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fw6tdMQC1r9l8fq.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 3-4 hour drive?! That's shitty!

I don't think I would do that. Even if it's for Robs movie!
But internet works pretty fast. I'm sure it's online soon. ;-)

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Holy.....fuck! *O moment*

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*points to cooter*

DO ALL THAT HERE!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAO!!

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

Holy mother of god, Jesus and the president of the united states! Do you think he went bareback, without his cock sock? Lord have mercy...I just got religion all of a sudden...

Anonymous said...

Damn!!! I usually say that man needs to manscape but fuck no, not Rob! Ive never been so happy to see a mans pubes such as Rob's.  Now move the damn camera to the right just a little bit more.

Anonymous said...

My cooter is actually throbbing right now, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Anonymous said...

just saw it. the gif is so much better

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

New Rupig post... Let's bash the motherfucker! 

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

I bet he had to sock it, ya know, with men dripping and oozing and all. No slippery floors that day! Lol Or, he did the barest modesty patch to keep from actually poking her too!!! I think we should be BTB interviewers :) "So, Rob......"

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

I wanna be an armrest GPS screen!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

Lololololol! Yes!!!!!!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

Standing ovation, yes infinity!!!!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

That's right, he said, "What happens in my pants, stays in my pants." I hope he starts wearing jeans-for-two!!! :) I think it's funny how guys are terrified to show themselves, but will let a woman sit buck nekkid all day! Cum on!!!! Lol *wink*

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

I can't believe she hasn't Tweeted IT'S description yet!!!! Doesn't she know women are waiting to hear the leanage, girth, length, cut......EVERYTHING!? :)

Sayblegirl said...

When I saw this picture yesterday (thanks to KK) I about fuckin' died.  I mean seriously, could the man get any hotter!?! Holy Jesus!!! Then I clicked on the picture and it took me to Tumblr where there is a gif with that picture and Rob in motion.  Oh God...here I go again with the disturbing thoughts.  Mmmmmm...I just want to lick him all over.

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

* snort, giggle, choke on spit while laughing *

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

I keep trying to pull the screen over with my finger... :)

shantiquerose said...

There was an interview where Rob walked in and she was ready and he thought oh well he said he did not get a chance to put it on because they were ready to go and she did not put anything on either.....So he said he
was bare.......OMFG....THUD!!!!!!!!

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

Fuck me running....I know he said they didn't really rehearse and just went for it. He said that he also decided when to climax!

Jennifer said...

and people worry that us pervy hOOrs might say something to offend Rob.  Rob talking like that is what gets me worked up in the first place!!!  well...that and pictures like the one above! I really really really am horny as HELL right now!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

OMG! I love your answer better!!!!!! ♥

Sayblegirl said...

Oh...holy shit!  How did I miss that interview?  OMG....just reading that he was bare makes me twitchy!  Must find that interview.....

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

Damn right...we're just following his lead...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Talk about malfunctioning! OMFG!