Monday, April 2, 2012

Malibu Rob: The Gift That Keeps On Giving...

I have no words to describe how I feel about Rob in shorts, wet & running on the beach...


I think I had a stroke, and there is possibility I may be pregnant from looking at this man so much. 


GOOD GOD!!!


Thanks FB and PL for being so fucking awesome!!! 


Another Rob-Lover created this video, I bow to your awesomeness whoever you are! 
All the pics in one little video... Fucking Heaven



And GIFs rule the earth...





THANKS MegO for the tip!!! XOXO
Excuse me while I go fetch more batteries....

155 comments:

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS! His Jesus beard turns me on so much. I love him cleaned up and I love him scruff! He looks grrrreat!

leahreallyitis said...

love it! *this story makes me feel so fucking wet* and that is the truth! and with that said I have to split now so I will be back this afteroon :)

leahreallyitis said...

*cums*  :O

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ME.....

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ua54fg011qm8c89o1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 OMG. Love the gif!!

Can I start calling you Marcela Wet Pants now?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HE looks... he looks....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ubj8ZlyY1qzmmj3.gif

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Love it!!! that is every BTB up in here! 

LICKY LICKY...slurp slurp....squirt squirt

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

What pants.... I'm ready Rob LOL


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hztxIPM71r32xob.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Slight mistake on this gif, I'm actually licking his cock... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Can you believe the are bitches out there saying Rob looks fat?!?!?

WTF He never looked better to me!!!

To all of the twat taking shit, this is for you:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18zi5GxyA1qelb35o2_r2_250.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Robert Pattinson should  be the future James Bond. He's British and dark haired already.  He fits the description better than Daniel Craig. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh fuck yeah!!!

AMEN!!!!! 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyl5hMjqM1qi59w1.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Adios! 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5y28HGyg1qzg8vk.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09heb10It1rntu0eo2_250.gif

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Even if he's fat, we can all blame Kristen and her amazing cooking. LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Which you totally don't mind. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Enjoying each second of this sacrifice... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554812_351269874923411_100001212056214_1093872_1114622165_n.jpg

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

I just choked on my drink seeing that picture! LMAO!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!! *pats JIMB back* 

Hannah Verschuuren said...

LOL soo true!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

jesus i am already at the doctor! Ya tryin ta kill me?

MegO said...

WTF are you kidding me? Where? I'll cut a bitch!!! lol.

Seriously I think for every person that says Rob is fat should have to post pics of themselves in bathing suits for us to judge!

MegO said...

Yup!!! I sure got some weird looks from the kids yesterday when I first saw the pics...lol. 

MegO said...

LMFAO oh fucking Stamkos.... 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!! So this is you?! I KNEW IT!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

My Apologies, 

I blame Rob.... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I KNOW!!!!!

I mean, it's true that he has put some weigh...

BUT HE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER!!!! 

He looks HOT and BUFF as FUCK!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

Only you would know who they are!!! I love it!!! 
This gif cracks me up! 

MegO said...

*blushes* I admit it.... lol.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I knew it had to be a BTB!!! LOL

MegO said...

hehehe Is my Canadian showing again?

MegO said...

Exactly! If they want guys like Kellan than go drool over his 1000 shirtless pics!

MegO said...

It's classic BTB thats for sure! lol.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL But we love it!!! ♥♥♥

MegO said...

hahaha well thats good! I'll keep being the lone Canuck!

MegO said...

Just fyi BTBs if you watch Live with Kelly this week she's in Banff Alberta and has been showing some of the great views. Also Peter Facinelli is guest hosting I think on Wednesday. I seriously love Banff though, we haven't gone since last summer it is amazing!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Malibu Ken has fucking NOTHING on Malibu Rob...

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/surfsupscanfp.jpg

IMO, Malibu Ken resembles a "blonde" Taylor Lautner... Right???  LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Cool!  I will have to check some it out online...

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Did he get you preggo???

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I agree!  For some reason, I have never been able to enjoy DC as Bond.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Kristen can then play his Bond girl!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Fuck them!  I do not agree that he is fat.  However, I will say that his body has changed because it looks less teen-like and more manly.  Hot damn that is fucking HOT!!!  I attribute all these fuckable changes to Kristen's good lovin' and good cookin'!!!  So, those nasty-talking bitches can suck on that ham-bone and shut the fuck-up already!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

We all know that the "fat" has gone to the only place that should be chubby... his MonsterCock!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Exactly!!!

Long gone are his days of eating lots of In-N-Out Burger!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

If I were a sponge, I'd suck up all of Rob, too!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

You call that a mistake???

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

No. lol. I wish lol just kidding. I had a panic attack last night

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

ME TOOO

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Oh, shit... I hope that you are feeling better, BTB-KK!!! *SMOOCHES*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!! 

HOLY SHIT! it's the face!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awwww I'll check it out!!! :)

MegO said...

OMG BATL!!! I so fucking see it!!! 

MegO said...

Definitely do they've been showing pics of things around Banff and laughing at the city Regina..... LMAO

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!! HAM BONE!!!! 

MegO said...

Oh no, I hope everything is okay now!

MegO said...

I've never watched the Bond movies....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH GOD!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15x70KBlG1qdzee3.gif

MegO said...

Too much? lol. 

MegO said...

Although he's doing a lot of the in and out himself.... ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You are our BTB Representative of Canada for the BTB United Nations!! LOL 

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Ahhhhh! I love it!!! I bet it tastes salty...♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

That's what I did when I saw my new AVI picture! LOL Immediatly I had to change. Wet Rob...seriously? Oh yeah...♥ Major lick!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LMAO!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Hahahahaha... Rob has a much bigger BOARD to hold!!! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I can't for the life of me figure out what BATL is?!?!? Put me out of my misery and tell me...lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

They're know for their wild wolves there...♥ Beautiful country...

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I should be. It made me think there was something wrong with my heart. Scary shit!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

I hope it will continue to be okay. Who knows when i'll freak out next.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

OMR, you're killing me with the GIFs!!!

It's just the position he's in in some of the pics, and for some reason they can't figure that out? Idiots!!! ♥ I love how he looks like such a man now, and not that quirly kid anymore. Rawrrrrrr.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

HE'S SKINNY! HE'S SKINNY!!! lol

I think he looks great!!! ♥ See, look at my new AVI...☺

MegO said...

It is beautiful country I love living just a couple hours for Banff or Jasper! Both are beautiful and the kids love going to the mountains. Word of the wise.... no matter how welcoming water in the mountains look you will freeze your nipples off! lol.

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I love that he looks more like a man now, too! And I'm simply going to melt when he starts pushing a baby around one day, and takes him/her out to play...♥

MegO said...

Bust a tit laughing! lol. Or as my husband has pointed out for men Bust a testicle laughing.... lol.

I can't remember who was it FB or Marcela who decided to start BATL?

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Either that or she likes to be on top? Toppers burn more calories!!! ♥ lol

MegO said...

Hahaha I love it! I will give Canada a disgrace to their name proudly with my perverted thoughts and foul mouth! ;)

EH FUCKING EH! lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Now it's just In-N-Out of other things!!! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Oh! I didn't see your reply and I totally mind-read you!!! lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LMAO...that looks fun!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Ahhhhh, okay!! lol

MegO said...

Rob holding a baby in a baby sling..... *flatlines*

Kinda like Cam when he had his baby only so much hotter!!!

MegO said...

I could see Kristen as a top.....

*drools* oh sorry about that.... lol. 

MegO said...

hahaha great minds think a like my BTB!!! ♥♥♥

MegO said...

It's hard to do, you have to have amazing balance.... not that umm I've tried or anything..... *blushes*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! *Crying* So true!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yes, Rob will only look hotter with time... marriage, babies, full of life... hopefully all with Kristen!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Glad to hear that you will be ok, Hunny Bunny! Take care, and go easy on the Rob pics!!! Love ya!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Buwahahahaha!!!!!!! Longer and wider while Ken is cockless!!! LMFAO!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!! Kristen would know!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

NEVER!!! Especially around here!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I see that you are ready to receive your pearl necklace from Malibu Rob!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

For catering to guys mostly, the Bond movies are pretty good. If you have ever seen the Austin Powers' movies, one could say that they are a spoof on the Bond movies.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Phew!!! Glad that I was not just seeing things... like fucking Alice!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I knew that I was not fucking seeing things... LOL!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Never getting Old

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Well then! *twists head away*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 If you were a sponge and you soaked up all of Rob I would snatch you up and squeeze you all over my body! SO THERE!

Love ya!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ROFLMAO!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Nevahhhhh

MegO said...

hahahaha glad I put your mind at ease! lol.

MegO said...

Okay good! lol.

MegO said...

And we are so fucking jealous of that fact!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

i can't stop looking at these photos!  UNF

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Poor Barbie!!! ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Yeah, time will tell, but I see them making it all the way in life. ♥ One of those couples who will defy the odds of Hollywood. ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Noooooo, of course not Meg!!! ♥ lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

They certainly do, BTB!!! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I loved that pic of Cam!! So sweet! [and fricken sexy] ♥

Are you still keeping up with my FF? I'm half way done posting the whole story. Got some very kind reviews. Support of my BTBs would make my life!!! ♥

MegO said...

lol yah....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Atta girl, let's share,ok?!?!? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*slurp* I love the new avi!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Me either Sistah' me either *ogles some more*

MegO said...

I'm behind on FF but when I get some time I'll catch up BTB! Austin starts spring hockey tomorrow so I don't know when I'll be catching up but I'll try soon!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NOPE!!! Damn you Rob! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

That's what all the accessories are for! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yes, me loves the barbie accessories, mostly the cock-made ones LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WHAT WHAT??? Link woman!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

MegO said...

Video from Popsugar of our man Paddle boarding!

http://www.popsugar.com/Robert-Pattinson-Shirtless-Video-Paddleboarding-22496881

MegO said...

Even the hubby saw the resemblance. He said it's better than the actual Twilight dolls! lol.

MegO said...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7899613/1/Evenings_Light

Go read now BTBs!!! I'm trying to keep up but I have to go do laundry now..... boo I fucking hate laundry! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY SHIT! CHECK OUT THE NEW VIDEO!!!! *Updated POST!*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB AZ_Chica_BTB K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ MegO Hannah Verschuuren JIMD-Fangbanger Aurora23❤BTB❤®  ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥  Angelahorny4Rob  EVERYONE!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

THAnks!!!! I just added it!!! XOXOXO

MegO said...

It's almost soothing with the waves but the whole soothing effect is gone when I look at Rob! lol. 

MegO said...

I really should be folding laundry and washing floors and the 2 year old is still awake laughing with her dog in her room but I can't look away! Fuck me!!! 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

I just saw this on popsugar and was about to forward it to you and FB!

BTB radar is on!

Gosh he just so fucking dreamy! Le sigh....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!! Shit, I', still wetter than him! LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Oh yeah!! Ride that wave, Rob! Maybe lower your wet pants a bit too!! Strip in fact! Being naked on the beach is allowed!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Me too! I just watched the Popsugar video you added and giggled the whole time! He's so flippen cute!!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

No worries, I was just curious. Xoxo have fun with hockey, lover!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Lololololol!!!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Click on my name and it will take you there. I wrote it 3 years ago and was encouraged to post it. It's rated T though…I apologize… but I was keeping inline with SM and wrote a book 5 & half of 6 to her saga. It's my rough copy, but I loved writing it. ;)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

OH DEAR GOD there's a video !!?!?!!! Just woke up........ I swear I don't know how long I will be able to control myselves. Every morning is like shocktherapy.
Who am I kidding, BTB's don't need to control themselves lol ;)

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I have the same problem. My 2 year old is on the couch watching tv in her pajama. I really should do some laundry and go to the store and my 2 year old got musiclesson in 2 hours.  Fuck me twice!

MegO said...

Ugh I'll try! I was hoping no spring hockey this year but considering the poor kiddo only played 8 regular season games out of 26 because of his concussion I had to let him play spring and summer hockey, which means only a bit of July free!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Concusion? Dear gods!! Really, no worries…you enjoy hockey and check in only when you can. GO TEAM!!!! ;)

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Saw it! he is just...perfection

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

No words.  Just convulsing orgasms.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Right there with you sistah-BTB 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14hjj3F0g1r2soot.gif

Karen60BTB said...

**runs and grabs paddle board that's been collecting dust** Waves goodbye to family as she  jumps on the first flight to LA to scour the Malibu Beaches and paddle board with Rob!

Karen60BTB said...

I love the way your BTB mind works...

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

He makes me wet when he's wet!
Just let those trunks slip a little lower!
I love popsugars zoom feature!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Buwahahahaha!!!!!!!! High 5 to your hubbs!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!! If your lucky, Malibu Rob may squirt at you on command!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I sure hope so!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I FLOVE IT!!! I FLOVE YOU!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

You can quote me...lol ♥

She's not gonna give up the 'most wanted guy' in Hollywood. And he's not gonna give up those legs!!! Plus they look like they kinda like each other...xoxo, lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I smiled and giggled the whole time... He's just so flippen cute!!!!! ♥ And did a hell of a lot better than I would out there. I would have grabbed my board and drifted...

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

*Applauds, BTB-K2!!* Well said!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

*Curtsies and holds out hand* You may kiss it from down on your knees...lol ♥ [wait, that's a hot visual]

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Channeling Fifty??? LOL!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Lol…I feel like a MOTU here sometimes!!! ;)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Atta girl!!!