Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Happy HUMP Day!!!

Fuck me! 

Wednesday already YAY!!!!

Bella knows Edward likes it dirty, stop pretending woman!
Now, I really can't wait for BD2 cottage sex scenes!!!!! *hyperventilates*

****Happy HUMP Day Bonus? Click HERE****


76 comments:

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0kmeobCE1r85xsdo1_400.gif This reminds me of Fifty. Twilight's original Edward Cullen is probably too virginal to know about this, seeing as his creator clearly knows nothing of heavy, loaded sex. I do wonder what Stephenie and her husband do on their wedding night. Play checkers? 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Yeah I would take option B!

Priceless!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

No way do I want to picture Twinkie on her wedding night!

That is a definite way to kill the sex buzz with Rob!

Wait who am I kidding, any chance to fuck Rob and I'm ready in a nano second!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

This has to be one of my all time favorite post so far! Marcela, love ya babe! 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OMG I'm glad i didn't take a drink of my coffee before scrolling down some more. 

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Fuck puppet is right!
Love the Hump Day Bonus!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Love it! The click here pic....fucking hot! So much Fifty in that pic....damn, time to take a shower...tee hee!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I wanna be Bella's fuck puppet too!!!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Talk about being scarred for life. *wiggles with happiness*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I really don't wanna imagine that bag of dough having sex....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0cl8V6Dd1r0wn98.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!!! who says Rob will be bad for Fifty! Just look at that GEM!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL

I'm glad you like! you perv! 
LMAO! I fucking love it too... I wish he will call me a fuck puppet! ;( 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Come on!

 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltudf04fMW1qczj34o1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awwwwww

Thanks babe! I saw it and I thought "This is so us..." LOL

DID U LIKE THE BONUS???

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeguxGSeP1qd3ywgo1_400.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know... I'm so jealous! DAMN YOU KIRSTEN!!! I love you, but I hate you sometimes... bitch gets to fuck Rob! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OMG Just found this & Thought of you!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x0raxncH1rn6e3mo1_500.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Yes.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WHY not?!?! 

I'm sure they were wearing their sexy lingerie...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h15skWcN1r9k3k5o1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
I like the cinnamon rolls as boobies, but WTF is down between its legs???
It looks like munchkins  or donuts holes! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL 

That's what I do to my bathroom walls when I'm constipated too.... LOL!!!! 

Damn you, movie popcorn! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think the dough boy is having gender identity issues. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I told you before and I'll tell you again. Always get extra butter on the popcorn. It will shoot out of you like greased lightening!

Where do you think popcorn textured ceilings comes from? Think about it......

http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/9/4/5/7/ar128663261075492.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww he's tucking it in, I call that "THE PADLOCK" LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

#DEAD!!! LMAO!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Looks like monkey cake to me!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

And there I am thinking I'm all healthy and shit, asking for no butter... next time I'd know better, and I'll my bathroom all purrrty! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Girl! You will lose 10 lbs with the butter on it. Your butthole might need some TLC for about a week afterwards but who said it would easy. lol

I'm a sick bitch.

Karen60BTB said...

He would rock that role....but unfortunately the media has made too close of connection to Twilight for him to do it. I mean, if you just read the books without knowing it's roots, wouldn't he be the perfect pick?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!! ♥♥♥

Karen60BTB said...

And we all know that "Edward" did have a boner while filming this scene!

Karen60BTB said...

Ah yes...the Mormon Garment!

Karen60BTB said...

IKR...love her but am soooo jealous of her! I guess if we can't have him to share, then she's the next best choice...he did drool over her first..

star4 said...

Fucking LOVE IT!

star4 said...

Anyone else notice that the authors of both Twilight and Fifty are similar looking and both seem to love Twinkies???? (Sorry, random and off-subject)

star4 said...

LOL!

star4 said...

The click pic is fuckhot!  It looks so real!  And the proportions of Kristen's body look pretty accurate! *wink*

star4 said...

My sentiments EXACTLY!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That "bonus" gave me a fucking lady-boner... *SCHWING!!!*  UNF!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know! I fucking love that expression in the poor lama, she's like "errrrr wtf" LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

We aim to please miss AZ ;)

*humps screen*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

he did indeed, we have proof!!! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I cannot find the pic of Rob with a boner during BD, but it is our there somewhere....

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

TaDA!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

The only difference is that one is NO-COCKBLOCKER!!!! 

THANK GOD!! LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Your pleasure is our pleasure!!!!!!!! *SMOOCHES* ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Thank you, Corazon!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LOL @ "Boioioing"!!!  I remember...was it Bill?...who said, "Rob's reaction to Kristen walking out in lingerie for that scene was so natural...we loved it." Well, yeah...he knows what's hidden under there!! lol I loved his reaction, too!!!!! ♥

star4 said...

Yeah, at least Icy likes the REAL cream filled rods as well!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Why Jesus Why?!?!?!?! LOL

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I LOL'd at your llama GIF, then cracked up at the tucking baker! YOU...GUYS...ARE...SERIOUSLY...KILLING...ME!!! ♥ lol

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I can't help but wonder if Rob has seen this pic??? Anyone been able to notice it in the movie???????? Like Kristen's nipple...♥ [which I can't see, but others have] ☺

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I gotta agree with you! I could see Rob "doing" it...♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *looks up at my ceiling* OH, GROSS!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 IKR! Told ya. GROSS! lol

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I am sure that Rob had a whole shipment of lingerie shipped to Kristen after filming those scenes!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I have yet to see a still/pic of Kristen's nip, too!!! WAH!!!  *Pouts & Stomps Feet!*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I betcha!


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1stamix2R1rru4ixo1_500.gif
 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I imagine he would order some of these instead of the Mormon inspired ones in BD...

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/92870_main?$grid$

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/45541_main?$grid$

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/93797_main?$grid$

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That last one is gorgeous!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I agree!!!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

i agree too! Fuckin hot!!!!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

OMFG i just fucking pissed my pants at this pic! 

Fucking perfect pic!  

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

yeah this looks like a young SM asking for her Twinkie fill!

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-you-can-be-my-twink.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I think that Fifty would like that one, right???  ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

OMFG!!!!  She started eating twinkies so young!!!  LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Be careful... "the "light" may reappear and try and answer your question!!!  After all, she has Jesus on speed-dial!!!  LMFAO!

Karen60BTB said...

How 'bout we all watch Rob "doing it" with KStew? I'm up for that!! Please...let them be stupid enough to make a sex tape and someone finds it!!,

star4 said...

Yeah, like... "No, you di'unt!"

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Lololololol!!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Lol--I thought for sure someone would have done it! I'll just stare more at rob then!!!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

More goodies to rip off!!! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH NO!!!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL I'm glad we made you chuckle ;) 
We want out BTBs always happy! this is the happy place!!! LOL

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

I'm hearing Ren & Stimpy singing, ♫ Happy, happy, joy, joy ♫ in my head now!!! ♥