If Rob had a twin I would "cream" hey where is everyone?!
*shouts over the innercome* HEY BTB's IT'S FRIDAY!!
hey BTB's it's time to get up!
I'm up, I'm up....ugh!
I've been up for hours, heellllooooo:) It's almost 5 oclock in the afternoon here.
Sooo embarrassing!! My mom just called saying she googled my name and asked me about this site. She was really curious though. Maybe she's a close BTB lol;)
*cringes* oh no!! and why would she google your name that's invasion of privacy :o
GOOD MORNING BTB!
hey hot stuff oh my god five in the afternoon it is 8a.m. here in California LOL! and wet and raining and thunder and lightening
LMFAO!!!!!!!Well, I guess I shouldn't be so embarrassed then when my mom came to visit and I working on posting the Michael Fassbender post... you know, the one with his dick swinging around... LOL Good thing she already knows I'm a perv, and she liked Michael.... BahahahaYeah, my mom is another closet BTB lol
Yep that was akward. She didn't do it as an investigation or something. She just got curious, because we had been talking about Rob and other stuff. I think I'll let her read Fifty soon. Would be a great way to shock her. ( my mom is 54)
You kidding, my mom is always google-ing my name! lol I'm not a celebrity or anything, but I'm known in the community and she's always looking for articles about me. She's like a loved stalker lol
There is no such thing as PRIVACY when it comes to a Mother. She sees all and knows all.
I asked her if she clicked on anything and read some of my comments or saw any *ahum* pictures, but she said she didn't. That was a relieve!
Because I tell her to Google you! And for good reason. lol♥
I'm up. Two hours ahead of ya leah! It's 10 in Tennessee
Tell her she is welcome here anytime! Just warn her that she needs a wide-range sense of humor to survive. lol
If only we could clone him! A Rob for every BTB!
Hi sweetie, Well we do share the same weather! it's cold and raining here too.
I send my mom links to our website. No shame in my BTB game. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dvyx4h9W1qczo01.gif
You mean.... 2 Robshttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m168n6Tjnu1qc4qd3.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdvyxZccR1qah2lo.gif
GIRL! Don't even play with that idea.http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1iwjunXlF1qbiovho1_1280.jpg
That would be a perfect idea!! I want one for in bed and one for household chores and one for picking the kids up from school ;)
LOL, I will tell her. I thi k would find a lott of things superfunny! Her English is really bad though and she knows who Rob is but she just ask me what that girls name was he's dating ( well duh mom that's Kristen *rolls eyes*)
Woot woot!8:15 in Las Vegas!~ Sunny Skies
LOL!I don't buy it! lol Once she shock wears off, she may even comment!
We will know when she asks help to create a disqus account! She is even worse then me with computers.She can barely send an email lol
Nice!I was just thinking a sex slave in the bedroom! hmmm... two Rob's is twice as nice!
Rob orgy! lol
YEAP!My mother knows EVERYTHING! lolI had to hide my contraception pills inside my radio's speakers!! She would have died if she found them, but dude I was a horny BUT responsible 17-year-old! I still remember one day she came to my bathroom and found tampons under the sink. She was mortified that using tampons will make me lose my virginity...Yeah, that ship had sailed LOOOONG ago! LOL
Best way to wake up woman!!!Well, I guess it would be even better waking up next to Rob, and that wonderful thing call Morning Wood... LOLMy husband always says I'll be a good carpenter... I never waste any wood! lol
HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY BITCHES!!!THANKS FUCK! OH, what a long week!!!I was weeping like a twat yesterday.I had my Son's Kindergarten Orientation, and it hit me like wreck ball on the chest.My baby boy, the baby I just held in my arm and breastfeed, what it feels like yesterday!! is going to kindergarten!!!Is amazing how time flies, if you have little babies enjoy them! I have no idea where this 5 years have gone!!! It's just too fast!!!
awww ♥ lol
OMG! She doesn't know who Kristen is? She will have to start off in our BTB 101 class. lol
I totally agree! These days time flies! I remember being a kid and Summer vacation seem to last forever and now every season comes and goes so fast. I wanna be 8 years old again! Would it be wrong to be 8 and have sex? lol
I KNOW!!!! She said her name all wrong and she has no excuse for that. She saw parts of the fucking Twilight movies. Even my 5 and 2 year old know her name is Kristen :0
Oh Yes! I could get used to having two Robs in my bedroom;)
Fucking hilarious... maybe I'm your mom... did you think about that??? Hmmmm?
yeah and pretty soon you will trun around and he will be a teenager LOL! *saying: Mom don't embarsse me! xD
yeap, 8 would get you BF 20..... in jail LOL
Like I said... I'm your mom... I didn't have to google you.
Your lady boner is up?
oh me too and not have a care in the world and to be young and care free... I remember when I was ten years old I went to Marine World(Africa USA) with the YMCA group it was fun I got pet the dolphins LOL
oh hell yeah!!!
exactly! well for me the bed, and one to be my "personal assitant" for other places in the house ;)
yeah have some handcuffs ready and SLLLOOOWLY take your time til he stand it and wants to "cum"
woooo a threesome! can I bring my camera?
oh cool!! it is now 9a.m. I have to split s laters babe!
oh fine you get nice weather and I get SHIT weather thunder and lightening heavy rain more thunder and lightening etc...... LOL!
LMFAO, Hi mom * waves* Did you like that manip where Rob sticks his dick in Kristen?
Oh Leah, he already says that when I try to give him the kiss-attack in front of his friends!!! LOL
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Girl, you are on fire!You've made me spit my coffee more than EVER this past 2 days!!! LOL
*grabs stomach*I can't OMG I'm CRACKING UP!!!!
My Godmother (who happens to be my mom's sister)says her clit is her little wiener! LOL
You can't do stuff like this to me... two Robs... what could I possibly do with two Robs?... I'm open to a couple of things... if you know what I mean?!http://verastic.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/women-orgasm.jpg
LMFAO! Yeah they "think"they know everything ;)
The one you posted for crazy churchlady was goooood!!
I know it's just a metaphor, but I hope it doesn't look like a wiener! LOL!
Aaah, i cried the first time i brought Aaron to kindergarten. And i still have my little girl at home. I came back after droppinh him off weeping so my husband asked what was wrong. He thought Aaron had been crying when i left or something. Well he didn't cry, he said: mommy, you can go away know, i'm a big boy , i don't need you anymore. Terrible!
Why thank you. It's my pleasure. What else can I make you expel?This is me when I'm not reading fanfic. I have too much time on my hands and my feistyness is pent up.
There are a few that I like. Which one are you speaking of, my dear?
We'll have her being a Krisbian before she knows it!
Oh yes. That one. I had to change my panties after viewing that.
Damn. I guess that would fall under the category of HOT FOR DADDY wouldn't it. But I wouldn't tell anyone! *evil grin*http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23mqbpPy91r19p3ho1_500.gif
Oh No!!He has a big boy syndrome! just like mine! Little stinkers!
LOL!!! Poor mom.... It will be my turn to look dumb soon enough *sniffles*
I want so many Robs that by the end of my life my cooter looks like this. I want my Roblones to tear my shit up!
LOL I hope soo.
No shit. It fucking shook the house yesterday. My son was all: "It sounded like a BOMB! I din't even get to count to one!"We are finally getting the rain we have missed all winter long.
Yes, and my daughter is starting to choose her own clothes (she's 2) She only wants to wear skirts or dresses , because trousers are not princessy( is that a word?)
You've changed you name!!!!!! *wipes tears*I'm so touched!!!!! Although you've been a BTB since day one!
Thanks, I wanted to do that for a very long time, but didn't know if I was worthy enough already.Sooo it's okay?
NOT AGAIN!!!!*pulls eyes out*LOL!!!
Either way hurts like a bitch. You hurt when they hurt, and you hurt when you realize that you are not the center of their world anymore. Parenthood is so painful.
OH MY GOD, that's horrible! I just finished diner. she could fit 4 guys all at once.
UNF Thinking abut 2 Robs make me wanna....http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bx6n6HJS1r3gb3zo1_400.gif
More than OK!!!! It's awesome and makes us feel so honored! ;)Luv ya my BTB!
So sad. :-( I spent so much time volunteering at my boys preschool and elementary that the separation was drawn out. It wasn't until my oldest was in first grade and had to be at school without me for 6 & 1/2 hours, that it got bad. He would cry as I left, for a couple of months. I finally was overwhelmed, and one morning as he was crying, I started crying, and then one of the moms that was standing nearby saw it, and she had to walk away because she started crying.Believe it or not, there will be a day where you want to drop-kick them off at school because they were being such grumpy assholes that morning. But then you drive away from their school, and a tear slides down your cheek.
Yeah. Been there, done that... with my new toy, last night. ;-)
YEAH! You changed your name too!! ATTA BITCH!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I can't believe I'm saying this... but I would have to go Rob-less if it was going to make my vag look like that.
LMFAO!!!!!!Believe me, I already have those days! LOLmy two kids attend daycare, when I drop them off in the morning when they are grumpy assholes, I feel like I should tip the teachers! (aside from the leg & arm I already pay!) I truly feel sorry for them!!! LOL
yeah that's true that's how my mom was she knew all and nothing went past her radarLOL!
LOL She looks like she just gave birth an adult overweight male... LOL
If you want to add the ® symbol to the end, go to 'edit your profile', then 'profile'. Where it asks for your full name, type it with the 'alt' function: you hold down the 'alt' key then press '0174' then release the 'alt' key.
Woo hooo!!!What did you get? The awesome water rabbit??!?!
I know!!! ♥♥♥
YEP! A double dose of the nasty meat eater! lol
*gasps*He could never do that... with his loving tender awesome dick,...God I just got so horny!
And that's after the first 10 guys went in there and built a fort.
LOL! You wouldn't let him pound you until you looked like a flat tire down there?
I've noticed something about kids... (usually... not all the time...) when your child is an asshole to you, they usually tend to NOT give others a hard time. But, the kids that are tyrants at school, tend to be well behaved at home. It's like every child needs a scapegoat. As much as it sucks to bicker with my kids, I'd rather deal with it, just to know that they are well behaved at school.
ROFLMFAO!!! you are kidding me! OH MY GOD she thought that a tampon would make you loose your virginity what world did she live in?! seriously! and I'm glad you were a responible 17 year old try this one for size these friends of the famliy have two daughters (at the time) one was 15 and she got pregant at 15 years old and had to get married at 15! and endec up fucking up her life and her 15 year old husband as well she also suffered from bi polar manic depression she is now in her late thrities and a little bit wiser and she has her depression under control
Awww! That just made me choke up.... 'tender loving awesome dick'...My cheeks and pussy are wet too, now.
aw thats cool! :) can I have your autograph LMAO
LMFAO!!!!!!I'd let him... he already ruin meI'll walk with a clapping vagina, I don't care! LOL
Oooo lip biting porn. Fanfuckingtastic avi!
she sounds like a cool mom anyway wow so she is 54 thats awesome! yeah I bet she would be shocked but yet she would have a BIG smile on her face reading the books LOL
oh yeah MUCH better to wake up next to Rob.....and hellooo MISTER WOOD *evil smirk*
That vag looks more like a MEAT GRINDER!!! LOLhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnlpaAUqH1qzrnauo1_500.jpg
yeah I bet it is last night the thunder was SO loud and the lightening just lit up the sky and on the news today a palne had taken off from SF to London(San Franciso) and it was in the air for about 45 mins and lightening hit the plane so it had to make an emgerencey landing yikes!!
I got this one. I was in the "toy store" for like a half an hour just contemplating which one to get... I didn't know if I'd really enjoy it, (because my DH is all it takes to get me off) and I didn't want to spend much money. This one is PERFECT... did the job just fine, thank you! Very quiet too.http://calexotics.com/images/Product/medium/SE-0782-40-2.jpg
Yeah, it's hard to tell that he's biting his lip. You can see it better in Hanna's avi. I liked the fact that I changed his blue suit and TIE to a more "Grey" color.
Gosh, when you put it that way.....
Fuck yeah!!!! LOL
Is it OK??!! Pft. If I am allowed, you are more than allowed. We wear the name loud and proud!!!!
OMG! It's about fucking time you add BTB to your name! LOVES IT!!!http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ao4fKVz01qhz8wgo1_500.gif
Exactly! If I'm going to be ruined for life I want to be ruined by the best.http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b9vcYXAf1qaqlrco2_250.gif
Has anyone watched Multiplicity, with Michael Keaton...How about 4 robs? now that would be something
Luv ya back *smooch*.It's great to be part of the gang now.
LOL *fans self*Holy cow!!!
I tried that, it didn't work.Maybe because of my non-American computer?
only if you don't make me sign you ass cheek! lol
Yeah, she's a real cool mom. She's not the annoying type of mom. I already prepared her a bit by telling her bits and pieces
We had thunder and lighting a lott yesterday. Today it took only five minutes
Where is MegO? PinkLady? Aurora?! Mariana?!Ok, I'm starting a headcount! Who else is been MIA lately (I know PL and Aurora were here yesterday... but the rest?!)I'm putting the cocklight out!
I also miss Jennifer on BTB lately
I just emailed her. ☺
I have! Each one has a different personality. Hmmm....what personalities would I want my Robs to have??? lol
I was worried about MegO for some reason, the other day (cuz I knew she was sick and in the hospital not long ago) and I followed her through disqus and found her commenting on http://parentfails.com/It's actually a funny site!
How about you copy the sign!I think that works®
Hey there!I was at work! Sorry and damn time difference! But I'm here now! :-)
More than one Rob??? Holy Mother MonsterCocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It worked ! Thanks Pink lady
AZ_Chica_BTB reporting for duty!!!!!!!!!!!It does not take much for me to return to the only place that makes me smile and laugh daily, which I seriously needed after the shit-start to my week!!! Thanks my Lovies!!!
Oh, MegO, cum out, cum out wherever you are!!!!!!!!!! We miss you!!!
4 Robs = 4 MonsterCocks!!!!!!!
4 Rob MonsterCocks... 3 holes... WTF is a girl to do????????? ;-)
2 Robs, and you have 3 holes... you figure out the rest!!!!!!!! ;-)
I agree... it has been a long fucking week!!! I have not had a shitty week like this one in ages. Family drama on my end.My heart goes out to you, Corazon!!! My time will soon come since my baby boy will be 4 this summer.
It's really pretty simple math, is't it. My first two choices are the coochie and the mouth (hence the orgasming woman with her mouth open), but I would not be opposed to a little knock on the back door as well. *wiggles eyebrows*
Now that, my dear, is a conundrum.
I guess the fourth one will just have to watch, while he strokes himself and tells me how hard I make him, and how wet and beautiful I am.... Oh, and he can give my titties some attention while he's at it.
Cum, again!!! ;-)
*Applauds BTB-Star4!!!* The 4th one can give you a souvenir... a pearl necklace!!!
You are an A++++ student!!!!!!!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
Why thank you! I take my schooling very seriously. I work HARD for my grades.
My oldest will be 16 and a Junior in high school by fall.....I am not ready for her to leave in 2 years to go to college!
I'll tell ya!I got my mouth, 2 hands, monkey banana eater, and chocolate covered starfish (only Rob can go there), and I would even try to shove one in my belly button.I'd like to place my order for 7 Roblones please. lol
You'd give it up for Rob??!?! I always thought of your choc covered starfish as precious gem no one could get close to!!! LOL!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!We sure some dirty bitches... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!! lol
Or I'll just eat it like pudding!(I just hope he eats some pineapple before hand) LOL
He knows the password. *evil grin*
You know the pineapple secret too!? Wow, we are truly connected.... all us BTBs are. ♥♥♥♥♥
Bend over baby, your ass is mine?
I knew it!!! LMAO!!!
We are BTBs... Nothing is sacred!!!!
My trick to that is, to shove the cock all the way to the back of the throat and swallow the brunt of it right away. I keep it in my mouth and continue to clean the rest until he's done. My DH stops breathing momentarily whenever I do that.
Niiice!!!!!!!!!! So you like the flavor of pineapple, huh??? LOL!!!
FUCK YEAH! *flashes titties... gives them a little slap*
I FLOVE IT, TOO!!!!!!!!!
Atta girl!!!!!!! ;-)
He doesn't need to give me a necklace. I'm easy to please.... he can shoot it down my throat.... after the third Rob is finished. UNF!
LOL What?!?!? I said, sure! BUT NO BODY PARTS!!! LOL
Who?? My Mom? Well, she lived in a world that only had 4 walls and a very strict father. She never went to a party or had a boyfriend, she meet my father in high school and was terrified to date. My dad finally convinced her to escape and get married. She did, she's a very innocent woman. Even for her age now, she's still very innocent.
YAY Cocklight works! LOL
is it "what, what in tha butt"http://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU
Dude, don't you know the trick!!! Pineapple makes spunk taste like dessert!! LOL
No but that's why I'll be biting down on a leather belt.
I can't let you go to Uranus. NEVER.
How old are you Leah?
Words are my thang. lol
No joke. His face, his eyes....it just does it for me. Yes he's fuck hot but DAMN the power he has over us.
Oh no!!!!! *gags*
It was kinda nice knowing you, Leah. I think Marcela is going to kill you now for talking about her mom. lol
OH FUCK! OH FUCK! I gotta calm you down and distract you.This might work!http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutzfdqji71qfj30ko1_500.gif
Why do I get the feeling that Samwell is not straight.
NO WAY? Really?
awww you missed me? I missed you guys too! It's been a pretty crappy fucking couple of weeks and I didn't wanna bring anyone down so I've kinda steered clear. I still love my BTBs and think of you guys! ♥♥♥
I miss you too AZ! ♥♥♥
I saw you left that comment after me... lol.
The more meat they eat or beer makes it more salty and if they eat more fruit and veggies it tastes sweeter.
I'm glad your back! :-)
"Tesoro, you are the most beautiful thing that I have ever laid eyes on, and I want to worship and posses every inch of your amazing body???"
fuck, that made me dizzy.
It's true... when my DH eats it, it improves the taste considerably. FYI, it sweetens the lady jizz flavor as well... so they say... *cocks eyebrow*
I think he just came... I know I did.
Well, I must say, this is one pair of twins I wouldn't mind dating at the same time ;)
You're not alone.
Thanks Star. I don't know how much I'll be on but I'll stop in.
You're not loosing your Rob mojo, are you?
God no! Just personal shit going on here. I still love Rob and all of his mojo!
Hang in there. Hope everything turns out OK. ♥♥♥
Don't hesitate on telling us anything!!We are more than friends, and we are here fot you darling ;)*smooches* I hope all gets better, love you to piecesPS: I was just imaging you icing cakes tumblr_lxfrhz41td1qlyrtvo1_500.gif
Thanks Marcela. This is my happy place though so I don't want to ruin it by posting all of my shitty stuff... lol. I love you to pieces too! I wish my tits looked like that, seriously she's got great boobs! I can't even smoosh and push my boobs to look like that! :(
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