Tuesday, April 3, 2012

DID YOU NOTICE?


We all can see that Jessica has gained more then "normal" baby weight.

But do you see anything in the pic that proves that she's gained alittle too much baby weight?

Yes. Look at the sign.

Bitch is tearing up the streets!


60 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL You are so mean, and I fucking love you! 

Rob, what do you think? oh, bad rob! LOL
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1miy8qV951r6f2z0.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Who's that?! Oh I know!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17e8ht4f11qhvhgco1_500.jpg

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Damn that's a big baby.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Yep. Instead of a c-section she's going to have to have a A-Z section.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I know. ♥

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know those heels have to have titanium rods in them. There's no way normal heels would withstand that kind of weight. *evil grin*

And this is why no babies for me!!!!!!! JS sealed my decision. FUCK DAT!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Lol damn

Hannah Verschuuren said...

I've heard she gained  50 pounds!! That's twice the weight gain of a normal pregnancy.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I wouldn't doubt it! She was talking about that she loves to eat something called a Slutty Brownie. It's a 3 layer brownie. Bottom layer is chocolate chip cookie dough, middle layer is Oreo's and the top layer is brownie. I just gained 5 lbs describing that motherfucker.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 That baby is coming out holding a menu.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I heard an interview with her not too long ago were she said that she has been eating everything and anything.  Therefore, I will not be surprised to hear if she gains MORE than 50!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

She gives new meaning to the phrase "eating for two"!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She must have also bought shoes 2 sizes bigger because there is no way her foot has not expanded since putting on so much weight!  Plus, I am sure that she retaining water like the Hoover Dam!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I bet she's having at least a 10 pounder!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She must be the current main attraction at Sea World San Diego these days... LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The orange sign behind her should be revised to say...

Bloaded Pork Ahead!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

And, wearing a bib!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHAMU!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

and a McRib... LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 YEP!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Everybody clap your hands, and say, "Shamu, Shamu!!!" ;-)

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

THAT's Jessica?!?!?!?
Doesn't every woman know you don't ever wear orange after your 2nd trimester...♥ Or walk in platform shoes! OMR, if she fell..... [here cums the mother in me!]

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I would never want anything bad to happen to anyone, especially an expecting mother.

With that said.

If Jessica fell she would just bounce around. She'd be fine!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

And she's got what, 3 feet to fall??? I guess that does help...☺

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

In her orange outfit, she reminds me of one of those DOC inmates pulling trash and weeds from the roadside... LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

LOL - Promise me you put all your orange away!!! ♥

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I would not be caught dead in orange!!!  LOL!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

No shit!  That sounds yummy but so dangerously sweet!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

I met Jessica Simpson when she use to date John Mayer back in Lala land and she is like barely 5'1!! So if she added 50 lbs or more to her frame she is probably having twins!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Too much sugar for the baby... not good!!!

MegO said...

HOLY SHIT!!!

I will say I am envious of pregnant women who can actually eat.... for 32 weeks I was lucky to keep anything down most days, let alone something that rich! With Alie I didn't gain any weight, they were worried about her size and health because of everything....

MegO said...

No kidding!!! That poor baby will come out with diabetes!

MegO said...

OMG you guys are too much! BATL!!!

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Is she carrying twins? triplets? quadruplets? Octuplets? 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Yes, yes, yes and yes. Any other questions? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Did she try and eat you?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 OMG! I always honky my horn at those fuckers when I pass them. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 If you get to close to JS you could be "IN" orange.

SHE'LL EAT YOU!

Talk about a womb with a view.  *tee hee*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know what they say.

http://skywriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/webble-fuffernutterc.gif?w=500

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is that why I smell bacon? DAMN!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's the pregnancy I want ! NO WEIGHT GAIN! I'm fine with the baby coming out looking like a carrot.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 That bitch is eating so much she needs to have the golden arches over her belly!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I know we're all making jokes about her but like you said..not good! That baby could come out looking like SM. And who the fuck wants that???!!!

NOT ENOUGH TWINKIES ALREADY!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Doesn't she have her own shoe/bag/clothes line? You know she's wearing larger sizes and just swapping out the size tags.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Why do you keep rubbing the McRib in my face?

WHHHHYYYYY?????!!!!!!

*takes off running and slides under bed*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 *grabs MegO's other tit*

Can't have you busting the other one!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Isn't that a #3 on the McD's menu?

MegO said...

thanks FB! ;) You grab them anytime you feel they are in danger.

MegO said...

hahahaha yah it wasn't much fun though, throwing up up to 10 times a day isn't as fun as it sounds...lol.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

You are right! She does have her own clothes line, etc. I heard that she is now a billionaire because of her various business ventures. Must be nice! I bet her ex, Nick, is wishing that he had knocked her up after all!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!! If the baby comes out looking like SM, then he/she will definitely be born with a twinkie in its mouth!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!! She probably already has them tattooed to her belly!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

It may also be the bacon grease that she rubbed all over her feet to be able to squeeze her feet into those platforms!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!! Why am I not surprised???!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!