WOW! JUST WOW..........

Some things in life can go without mentioning but here at BTBs UNCENSORED we bitches don't roll like that. We will scream at the top of our lungs from the tallest buildings. So if you feel the same way you will fit in perfectly with us.

Thank you all for the most overwhelming welcome with BTBs UNCENSORED today. We promise to give you the most squirt-rific posts you've ever seen.

And don't forget your input is very important, so share any and all ideas. This is your BLOG/HOME as well.

Nothing but L♥VE for all the BTBs out there!

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OH JACKSON! You can play with my Kitty any day...

Jesus Fucking Christ! 

FYI: Jackson, my kitty does not look as mild as the one you are holding right now... Mine is a little more on the wild side!

MEOW

KRISTEN TIME!

We can NOT go our first day without a post about our girl Kristen. That would just be wrong and I would have to bitch slap myself.

To celebrate our first day as a fucking kick ass site this goes out to all the Krisbians!

SPEAK UP AND OUT!

WE want everyone that comes to BTBs UNCENSORED not to just read and run but make comments. Don't be intimated because there's nothing but fun and love here....and maybe some heavy petting above the clothing (if that's what you want).

So, SPEAK UP! We want to hear what everyone is thinking. Even if it's just a "LOL" or "WHAT THE FUCK??!!".....let us hear IT!

P.S. I'm available for the heavy petting, just shoot me a message. ☺

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WHAT IF STEPHENIE MEYER WAS NOT A MORMON?

I think this would have led to alot less confusion and frustration about who would end up with who. And for sure PG-13 would be out the window.

Hmmm...this has me thinking.

What would the title of the books be called if this was the true plot. Pour your suggestions on us. The dirtier the better.

*evil grin*

***UPDATE***

It seems we have a conflict of interest. So, I revised this post with the following pic. ENJOY...you nasty, nasty bitches!

CALLING ALL BTBS! THIS SIGNAL IS FOR YOU!

If you are a real & true BTB then you know what this signal is all about and you know what to do when you see it.

BTBs UNITE!

RUB-A-DUB-DUB....ROB IN A TUB.

Do I really need to add any text to this pic? I didn't think so.

Just sit back and enjoy the view.

BTBs UNCENSORED WELCOMES YOU!

Marcela and I want to welcome you to the place where dreams are made.....well, dreams of nasty thoughts and images.

But we should cover the rules of BTBs Uncensored before anything else.

THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING RULES!

Let's rock this bitch and have a blast!

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I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE.....HOLY F**K!!

This just proves that some photos need not be photo-shopped or manipulated. If you CAN NOT see what I am talking about then I suggest you get your ass to the nearest Optometrist ASAP!

**HINT**

ROB HAS A POCKET MONSTER!

Welcome BTBs!

To the ones that have not heard of us… WE ARE “THE BEST TWILIGHT BITCHES”

This brand new blog was created by my very good friend FREEZEBURN and me after we decided there is very little out there to satisfy our needs of sarcasm, nastiness, humor and Twi-tard fails…

So if you, like us, are SICK AND TIRED of Censorship!

Join us!

And show us how nasty your fucking mouth is!

BEST TWILIGHT BITCHES UNCESORED!!

I fuck-fuck Fucking love you my BTBs!


***Do you have anything that will like us to post here? maybe something not appropriate to any other Twilight site? THIS IS THE PLACE TO SEND THEM! Pedowolf APPROVED! 

Now, where is my naked Rod-pornipulation?!?!?! FB! I know is under your pillow *goes and tackles FB to the ground* YAY! She’s wet, right out of the shower!!!