OMFG! I love a man who knows how to take hold of a pussy.
OMFG! I love a man who knows how to handle a pussy.
he can handle mine anytime! ;)
HEAR! HEAR!Wait. You hear that? Sounds like 50 kittens purring. lol
purring? I thought that was moaning!
*covers ears fast*IT'S GETTING LOUDER!!!
Let's get some music on to drown out the moaning!
It hurts my ears but makes everything else feel amazing.
I think I'm having too much fun on here..... 57 posts already! lol. Can you tell I'e done fuck all for housework or Christmas decorating today??? lol.
I hope you remembered your shammanties!
Either he is ready to kiss it or eat it but either way I will take it! :0p. Okay I'm so giggling like a kid but this was too freaking easy not to!
I'm laughing my ass off at your comment but the truth is WE ALL NEED A BREAK! And that's why this BLOG exists. Leave your guilt at the door and pick up a shot at the bar.
Fucking eh! Oh and no hockey for me tonight! The hubby has to go cause he's one of the coaches and the other one won't be there! So let's get drunk bitches!
I soaked mine to death when I saw BD1. Not to mention wore a hole in the crotch from all my wigglin'. R.I.P. Shammanties*tips bottle of whisky over, this is for you homie*
LOL!!! Dude! Disqus is playing tricks with me! and it's out first DAY! Fuck me in the asshole... I dont know WTF is going on... *ugly cries* LOL
LOL!!!! Yay! MegO our top commenter!
woohoo I'm best at something! :)
*tips bottle of vodka* cheers to the shammanties! May you R.I.P!
hehehehehe he wants to eat tha pussy! lol.
Come on! That's not all you're good at. I saw what you did to that long neck beer bottle. *raises eyebrow*Psssst...can you teach me that?
No ugly cries!!!
Do you mean this cry?
hopefully he also likes them wild and wet too! ;)
Fuck yeah! *turns up dial on theater system*
hehehehe it's my specialty! I can't teach it, either your born with it or not...lol. Plus I need some way to wow Rob if I ever bump into him with a beer bottle in my hand! Hey I can write one of those stalker fanfics off of shit like that!
Woohoo!!! Where are the strippers? We need some naked man meat to look at! Preferably Rob or Jackson! lol.
You just said a mouthful and it all made me grin with dirty thoughts.
Are you going to pull a DD on us? PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE DO IT!
I wonder if Jackson always makes those same noises..... LMFAO
Anytime FB! Yes I'm a bad bad kitty......and bad kitty needs to be punished....
I have a feeling he does. I would bet that Kristen is a BTB.
Now this song is in my head! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXR1mqBhe14&sns=em
You are fucking killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tears running down my cheeks. DAMN U! LOL
Make it hurt so good.
I wouldn't care. He could recite the alphabet just as long as he keeps that tongue mouth moving.
Tears of joy & laughter are my speciality!!! ****smooches****
mmmm tongue moving!
Will this work for you?http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/embarrassingrobstripperjpg.gif
"She glanced at him from across the room, making sure he was watching her as she proceeded to wrap her mouth along the long neck of her beer bottle. His breath hitched as he saw the movement, she then proceeded to suck the whole neck of the bottle down her throat, tipped it back and drained all of the liquid from it. That's all he needed to see before he was across the room sweeping her off her feet to their happily ever after"
woohoo! Anyone have $1 bills? Up in Canada we have loonies and those fucking hurt.... we can't hurt the precious!"
I think Alie is pissed at me. The kids have decorated their own tree and she is now trying to decorate mine.... I think she's hinting for mommy to get off her ass and make this house look like Christmas..... BUT I DON'T WANNA!
I watched your video of her on youtube. SHE IS STUNNINGLY ADORABLE!!! Those eyes are captivating.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking love you!!!!
WAIT!!! HOLD THE FUCK UP! When does she get cancer?
*squirts* Thanks dude.... LOL
THE PRECIOUS! lol
awww thank you. Unfortunately her eye colour are all hubby..... but everything else she is my mini me! :)
Okay there are videos from Khia that are about the pussy but I thought that might be a bit much.....I'm seriously going to go to hell but Fuck it! At least I'll be happy!
Yes!!!! That's the one! LOL Stupid piece of shit computer! I had to move to my volunteer's cumputer! LOL
Oh shit. I just heard Justin Bieber singing on the tv.
lol ahhhh fuck! I'll have to write some more in there. That's my quick interpretation!
uhoh hurry put on some good music!
Fuck I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and Alie is now asking me if I'm okay! lol.
Gags and not in a good way!
IKR! I don't want to be hater but he just irritates the fuck out of me.
I need the bitch to lose some hair or have a tube sticking out of her body. It can't be sunshine and roses. lol
Oh no! Console your baby! lol
okay so when I write FB wants some angsty shit!
hate away, Justin Bieber is a bad word in our house. In fact my hubby informed my 15 year old niece when the whole family is here for Christmas, no Bieber fever shit! lol.
No Bieber fever in your house this Christmas, eh? Will your hubby pistol whip anyone that mentions him?
Real man are afraid of a little fur....
Dental floss! ;)
LMAO no my 9 year old will use his hockey stick on anyone who does though!
Um speechless. That is all
OMFFFFFFFUCKINGGOD! I am beyond impressed! That was amazing! Are a writer? If not, you could be. HOLY FUCK BALLS that was great!SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!
ahhh yah okay FB! lol. Only thing I've ever written in my life is baby announcements and thank you cards! lol. It was kinds fun for a 15 min project! I'm glad you enjoyed it my BTB!
Just think a Rob and Jackson sequel! Who's up for writting that? lol.
I LOVED IT! It's amazing how you came up with that in 15 minutes. You got major skill. NO LIE. Wait till everyone else reads it.A+++++++++++++
YOU! YOU! YOU! You are the God of this fan fic!
Wasn't it amazing!!!
I can already see the cover of the book. It's this frail little hand with an IV in it and the fingers are weakly wrapped around the base of a beer bottle. lol
FB your too much! lol.
hahahaha yah I couldn't write smut.... I would be beat red and laughing too hard. Seriously I skip over it on stories..... no joking!
*blushing* okay FB I'll give you your money later, it was $20 we decided on right? $20 Canadian okay? lol.
We should have a Fan Fiction Friday and if you had the time you could post a couple of paragraphs for us to enjoy every week. I'D LOVE IT!!
Oh Poor LeeLee. lol
You really have a way with words. ☺
Not just me, any of us! I've wanted to write FF but I'm too chicken... seriously the second I got one bad review I would be a sobbing mess in the corner! lol.
LMFAO I fucking love it FB!
You're so silly! I'd read more if you wrote me.
well you are a sweetheart FB! Maybe I'll start sometime. If I do I'll make sure to tell you so you can be my 1 review for each chapter! ;)
Don't even worry about that. I'll shank the first bitch that utters a bad word. But that wouldn't happen. You think about it and I hope to see something posted in a couple of days.*hint..hint*
You gotta give us a sequel. I'm dying to see what love nest Rob and Jackson have. HOLY FUCK!
yay my own personal bodyguard!
Do we need to chest bump to make it official? Really I just want an excuse to touch your boobies! ;)
so any ideas for a story for me? lol.
Woohoo FB we surpassed the 100 post mark on the first day! ;)
hahahaha that could be your FF Friday contribution!
I'm so happy! I'm mainly happy that you and everyone else likes it. I just love that we all can come together and act silly and not worry about pissing each other off and getting offended by stupid shit. If it wasn't for Marcela this site wouldn't be here....she's great. And this site is unbelievable because of you and everyone else that has popped in and joined in on the festivities.No one is pushing me away from here...Marcela could but I hope she wouldn't. lol
Obviously we got your back! I've known to cut a bitch once in a while.... LOL
*wipes tear* awwwww thanks Marcela you guys are the fucking best!
A bit much? Dude, it's us!!! LOL There is no such thing!
On a serious note I do really like this idea FB it could really be fun!
We know Marcela wouldn't!
Can you believe this BTB? HOLY FUCK??!!!
I wonder if I can get that in writing? lol
I'll hold her down while you make her sign deal?
Absolutely. I think it would be great. I know Marcela has the creative juices to write stuff that would make a condom blush. And I know there are tons of BTBs with stories hidden in their dirty little minds. I'm only speaking for myself when I say this but I want everyone to feel like a contributor here. I don't want it to be like other sites where it feels like we are waiting for the next tidbit to be handed out. I want everyone to think of BTBs UNCENSORED as their place. That's how I wanted to feel at other sites but it never happened. But getting back to your comment, I'm all for it. I think it would great fun. ☺
You got it. *starts flexing muscles..or trying*
I told you what I want! lol
Holy FUCK indeed! I'm so happy!!!!
LMAO!!! Dude! Even if I wanted (which it WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!) I made you Owner together with me, we both share the same benefits as equals, you could not delete my ass if you wanted either! LOL
I'm so happy to have you and FB back! Don't ever leave me again or I will hunt you 2 down! lol.
hahahahaha don't know if I could write that..... *blush*
Marcela could make a porn star blush! But that's also why I love her! I can't even imagine what it would be like to chat with her in person!
You have nothing to worry about. We have roots here. It feels like home. ☺
Delete you??? HELL NO! Those words don't even register with me. UH? WHAT? lol
She's strong. We'll have to take her by surprise.
Want me to bring out the welcome mat? I am so not in charge of decorating the home for Christmas! ;)
Okay then...you can try and push yourself in private with that FF. How crazy would it be for the twi-group to be going to the same college but not know each other but eventually cross paths over time... Too nerdy? You're the writer not me. lol
Awww....here blot your eyes on my bra, it's padded.
I'm a 36 D, bump away, baby. lol
LOL! That's what I would use it for.
And in good company....look around you.
Sorry, I should have warned you before I said it.
LOL! Ah, Christmas....the perfect time of the year to talk filthy and imagine things that only porn stars do. FA LA LA LA LA
Just wait a minute while I get my padded push up bra! Maybe then my B's will actually be able to bump your D's! lo.
*wipes tear* mmmm nice FB! The bra and the boobs! ;)
Roll out the mat. Does it have a saying on it?
Gotta love Victoria's Secret.
I'd kill for a b cup!!
Fur makes everything more cute. I'd rather pet a furry kitty then a bald one.
Cum horny leave happy! :)
Deal! Or we just get some tequila into her!
I can't reply to your other post. I would kill for a D cup! Seriously! My husband laughs at my boobies, they were a but bigger when I was nursing Alie but she gave that up.... brat. I was willing to go till she was 5 if that meant a bit bigger boobs for me! :)
I still haven't bought a VS. I need to!
Naughty candy cane imagines danced in their heads! lol.
I wish we wore the same size! I would send you a couple of bras. I have bras that are new with tags on it. And don't get me started on VS panties,thongs and hiphuggers...OH MY! I go crazy when I go in that store.
HOLY FUCK! LEGHITCHTHIS just sent me a comment from BDM.org!! I told her to get her little ass over here!
I guess I'm going to follow Aurora's lead. It's almost midnight here. I gotta go get some beauty rest so I can post some juicy stuff tomorrow.Sleep tight all my BTBs! Love ya lots! SMOOCHES!*blows a special smooch to Marcela*
I'll have to check them out. They got a couple of stores in Edmonton last year but I was still nursing and La Senza is closer....lol.
Yah I wish I was your size too! lol. I could always stuff them!!! LMAO
You don not want D cups. UGH! I'm a size 4 and I feel so fat with D cups. I hate em'! But Marcela likes them so I keep them for her ....and my bf likes. *rolls eyes*I'll give you a bra if you want to stuff it! They are 36D size. lol
Yah no one would notice it was stuffed at all.... LMFAOYah my hubby makes fun of mine.... *pouts* when I'm laying down I literally have nothing and he likes to point that out. I wish I was still a size 4.... oh the days before I had kids.... lol. Speaking of that I think I need to go run like 500 miles today! LMAO
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