Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Bitches are BAAAACK!

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO OUR WORLD??!!

See what happens when we go MIA for a year??!!

 






 And we never did a BTB review of Fifty Shades of Grey
(MeganBTB, you can skip this part. lol)








I am ashamed of myself for my behavior.

I deserve to have my BTB card suspended.


 BUT....
Let's forgive ourselves and move forward because we have A LOT to catch up on.

HOLY FUCK BALLS DO WE EVER!

Missed you bitches HARD!
xoxo

38 comments:

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

It's been so long I have completely forgotten how to post gods 😭😭😭 lol

Let me try that again!
Here is my review of Fifty
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/19b-matt-bomer.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

This is karma bitch slapping us...HARD. Lesson learned, Karma!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

BAMFTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL😂

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Next thing we know, Nikki Reed is gonna divorce her fugly loser husband and get together with Damon Salvatore... Wait what?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Don't feel bad I had to wear my special hoodie while making the post because I was so confused!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

LOL! Karma really does hate us right now!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

We're back. I can finally breath again. There are no words to how much I missed my girls, my true partners in crime for life.

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Yessssss, the Bitch is Back! I missed you! So much to catch up on.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

It may take a few months to totally catch up. FUUUUN! And yes Deebert is still alive😂

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

My review of Fifty? Well, let's just say I have more nekkid pics Jamie Dornan than I ever thought I would have!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

YES GAWD! lol

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

I have some to post but can't get my damn twi-pad to move fast enough! I think there's too many gif's, it can't keep it up!

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

So who thought Rob would go for a little swirl? I never saw that cumming!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

He went home to get a wife. WTF?! 😭

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

She is a strange beauty. And she is talented. But she has our man.....so I hate her. lol j/k

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

I would like to try fucking him better than her sometime! LOL! Give me Two Weeks Rob! Two Weeks!

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

I think Rob had a little taste of chocolate during the filming of Cosmopolis. And he liked it!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Nothing wrong with getting the fever for the flava. Mine would be Shemar Moore. I'm wet just thinking about that tall glass of sexy!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

You're a BTB! It would only take a minute or two to change his mind. lol

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Jamie is waiting for us ladies!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

I would suck his dick through the underwear! My lust is real. 😏

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Yeah baby😍😍. Mine would be Idris Elba. He could talk me into an orgasm

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Well let's make it easier for you, love

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

DEAR GOD! NOM! NOM! NOM!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Mmmm yes he is sexy!!!

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Anybody read any good smut lately? I'm reading Captivated by You - I love me some Gideon Cross

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

I'm trying to read the first Outlander. I'm on chapter 23... thankfully hockey season is over and dance season will soon be done so I'll have a bit more free time!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

I've missed my BTBs... Facebook isn't the same as our little heaven here! Can't wait to read all the crazy posts! I have to go get my son pain meds and pick Alie up from my moms but I'll be back BTBs!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Well if it makes you feel better I still don't know how to post gifs... I am a natural blonde though so thats my excuse!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Haven't read any but have been writing some. 😁

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Let's admit it. Facebook is a glorified net nanny who always slaps our tits for going to far. FUCK UNFACEBOOK! I'm going to stem cell grow a dick just so FB can suck it! 😂

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

And we can't wait to read it! I might skip over the smut though.... lol.

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Rob says: Good morning my loves!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Gahhhhhhh! 😍

So stealing this pic😉💋

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Take the pic. Leave the man!

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Where are my fellow bitches? Did everyone have a good weekend?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB® said...

Sorry! I'm on FB way too much. lol

IheartLMC*BTB4ever said...

Fucking sexy as hell! I really want to know what he is saying to her and how is she still standing!!!!