Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Happy Hump Day!!!

Today My Bitches,

We celebrate love... & I'm not talking about Robsten!
I'm talking about Deebert...

Yes!
For the older BTBs this will be a moment to remember...
But for the new BTBs this will be an eye opener...




YES my Darlings, I am opening Pandora's Box, and bringing out "Ello, Luv" By THE MASTER... DeeDee777. We all know she pulled the fic... but we have MY MEMORY (Dude there is no way I'll EVER forget that shit) AND THE AMAZING tool called INTERNET!



So, who is DeeDee?

Well, she's an awesome writer... who wrote a fanfic about ROBERT PATTINSON, yes... you heard that right, and herself as the main protagonists of the story.



I'll break it down for you:
(BTW It starts with personal pics of DeeDee with friends and family... )


1.- She's a HARD CORE Rob fan, 

she's at Twi-Con... She sees him, he sees her. Sparks fly, she introduces herself with her Disqus and FF.net alias before her real name, because SHE'S THAT AWESOME!!! He's a goner...


2.- He invites her over to his room in the hotel they cuddle and he KISSES HER HAND (Uh?!) the next morning... she's still high in R-Pattz DREAM Bliss and he gives her a small business card with his name, address, home phone number and e-mail address (RLY?!) and says "Here. Take this... and I want you to promise me you'll use it. Keep in touch with me"


3.- They do keep in touch, they talk every day... One day, she must tell him the truth... her father is dying of brain cancer... BUT that's not all... SHE is sick too! She has... (wait for it) hydrocephalus...


4.- He's drinking his sorrows in England, she's worried... So how she gets him to stay in palce and not drive drunk?... YES, Phone SEX! (yikes!)

"The buttons on the front of your nightshirt,” he murmured, “Undo one for me.”
“Yes,” I whispered. As I popped open the first button, he murmurs, “Another one. Just imagine my hands are on the buttons. Keep going . . . one button at a time.” “until I’m running my tongue up and down where I’m dying to be.”
"Over the phone, I hear him quietly moaning, his moans gradually becoming louder. Ohhhh, God . . .
There’s a long pause, and then he murmurs, “Debbie . . . Oh, love . . . I love you . . . Love you so much.”
And then, surprisingly, there’s complete silence.
As I release my fingers to reach both my hands back up to the phone receiver and say “Rob? Rob? Are you still there?” . . .
. . . My question is answered by the sound of him quietly snoring".
<-----WTF!

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More after the break (LOTS MORE!)


5.- Alright ladies... the fun ends there. If you don't like angst, you must stop. Cuz DeeDee is taking it to the next level!
“Rob, I have something I need to tell you . . . I have to go into the hospital. I’m going to have brain surgery again. I just found out today. I just didn’t want to say anything to you until I knew for sure.”
“You’re going to have what?!” he asks me incredulously. ”
 He pauses for a moment and then he says, “I’m coming out there to see you, to be with you for the surgery. I just have a really bad feeling about this. I need to be there with you.”
“But. . .” I start to say, as I’m suddenly cut off with
“No ‘buts’ . . . no arguments . . . I’m coming out there. I need to be there. Period. That’s it. End of discussion.”

-----IT GETS WORSE... NOOOOOO DeeDee!!!
“Honey, the doctors found a brain tumor. It’s the same kind your dad had . . .”
Instantly I know . . . Glioblastoma multiforme, a stage IV astrocytoma, one of the most deadly kinds of terminal cancer . . . so I most likely have anywhere from six to 12 months to live, as much as 18 if I’m really lucky . . . If you can call that “luck.”


6.- Rob can't live without DeeDee... But she's a martyr, she cares about his career (plus she-like us- need the Twi-porn!) So she tries to make him leave! READ THIS!
“You shouldn’t want to spend so much time with me. You have your career to go back to, and I know you can’t just put that on hold indefinitely. You need to go and find someone young and beautiful . . . and healthy . . . to spend your time with . . . someone who is going to live a long, happy life with you . . .” . . . any and every reason I can think of that he should not want to stay with me and waste his life on a woman who has no chance of having a long life with him. Then I continue, “Besides, you know I told you that I already couldn’t conceive children after having that NovaSure procedure done in 2009, even before we first met. I’d only had that procedure done back then because I’d been having horrendous menstrual cycles and, at the time, I was already 40 years old, still single, with no prospects for getting married. I really was past the point of even wanting to have children myself at that point, so I decided to have it done. Soon I’ll be going through just one form of chemo, and I’m sure I’ll have some kind of radiation or more chemo after this. If you ever wanted to have children someday, I’d never be able to give them to you. You know that.”
------DAMN you menstrual cycles! You have ruined Rob chances to be a daddy *wails*



7.- Well, good thing he does not listen Deebert lives, and the go on fancy dates... TO EAT CHINESE FOOD! yum, I'm hungry now!
“He laughs and replies softly “What does it look like I’m doing? I’m kidnapping you to take you to a nice restaurant, to ply you with some of your favorite Chinese food now so I can try to have my way with you later.”
------Never mind, not hungry anymore!


8.- Ready or not, here is is! The good stuff (NC-17)
"I pull my scrunchie out of my hair, the he kisses me then lower still, in between my breasts and down toward my stomach, then moving lower still toward the place where, when he touches me, his fingers gently probing into my hot, moist depths, he finds out to his surprise that he’s my “first.”When he discovers this, he stops, jerks back as if stung, looks at me, eyes wide in surprise, and stammers “But . . . you . . . on the phone . . . a couple weeks ago . . . I thought . . . . I mean, I guess I just assumed . . . that you would’ve at least had some experience, especially by now. And, because you were getting so upset just now, I just thought maybe you’d had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend at some point . . . maybe you were with someone who treated you badly . . . made you feel like you were ugly . . .” “Reaching his hand up to caress my cheek, guiding me to look at him again, he looks deeply into my eyes and says, “Tell me . . . what happened?” After I tell Robert all about David . . . about how we met at work while I worked as a canvasser for Kirby vacuums and he was a salesman on my crew “He looks at me with a tenderness that just makes me shiver and then, his hands softly caressing my arms, he says softly “I want you to know that you’re giving me a very precious gift tonight. I’m honored that I’m your first, but . . . I just still can’t understand why some other guy hasn’t come along to love you the way you need to be loved . . . the way you deserve to be loved. I just can’t believe that I’m . . . that I’m your first real love.”Debbie, I’m going to be gentle, I promise. But this is your first time, so . . . I know that this might hurt you a little. I . . . I just don’t want to hurt you, love . . .”“I feel a feather soft kiss up high against my cheek, near my ear, then I hear him whisper “love you so much” and he softly kisses me right at my jaw line, and then he whispers, “don’t want to hurt you,” as he kisses me one final time, on my neck. Then he leans his hips back, and, as I open my eyes to look up at him once again, with one quick thrust and just a brief flash of pain he’s completely inside me, filling me so perfectly it’s as if we were made for each other. ”
-------SHE's Over 40 and a virgin and no lube?! not nice Rob!
“He just gives me that adorable “Edward Cullen” smile, looking at me so much like the way Edward looked at Bella in the scene in Edward’s bedroom in “Twilight” when Edward tells Bella “You really shouldn’t have said that” . . . which he knows just happens to be one of my favorite scenes from that movie.”
------SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!
“I look into his eyes, smiling and saying playfully “Can ‘Little Spunky’ come out to play?” He looks at me, passion burning in his eyes, kisses me quick and hard on the mouth, then stands up, quickly takes off his underwear and climbs into the tub with me, as I reach my arms up to wrap them around him and pull him toward me. ”
“all I can do is gasp “Stars . . . I see stars.”


------WTF LeMonsterCock gave her a concussion?


9.- Rob-a-Claus X-mas Special!
“He’s lying on the floor in front of my Christmas tree, an afghan spread out underneath him, lying on his side, his head propped up casually on his arm, smiling at me . . . wearing nothing but a Santa hat on his head, a wide red gift ribbon wrapped all around him, and a large, strategically placed red bow.” “This first gift I open turns out to be multiple gifts in one . . . because he’s given me DVDs of “The Bad Mother’s Handbook,” “How To Be,” “Little Ashes,” “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,” “Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King,” “Vanity Fair,” “The Haunted Airman” and “The Summer House,” and, of course, “Remember Me” and “Eclipse” . . .all of his movies that I did not yet have on DVD.”
------that's not all, he also gets her CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT... Which they use, repeatedly! (pukes)



10.- Well bad news ladies DeeDee's Cancer is back, AGAIN!

-----Rob listened to his publicist and HID their LOVE! *wails* Now he's feeling guilty and miserable!
Their families DON'T know they are together!!!!
------BUT WAIT

“Suddenly moving to sit next to me again, holding my hands in his and looking into my eyes, tears well up in his eyes again as he continues, “I decided, right then and there, in that moment, that both our families need to know the truth, and they need to know it now. We might not have another chance.”
Then he just wraps his arms around me and holds me close and I tell him, “We’ll tell my family tomorrow. Then we can talk to your family. It’ll be alright . . . it just has to be.”

------ Thank God DeeDee's mom is supportive!
“Thank you. Thank you for loving my daughter and for having the courage to stand by her side for all these months. I’m just sorry you both thought that I wouldn’t approve . . . It’s clear to me how much you care for Debbie, and I know you’ve clearly stuck by her side for all these months, even with everything she’s been through, so how could I not approve?”
------ What about HIS family?!?
“We have a chance to talk to his father, his mother, and his two sisters, Lizzie and Victoria . . . and also Robert’s childhood best friend, Tom Sturridge, who’s like a brother to Rob, and his close friends Sam Bradley, Marcus Foster and Bobby Long . . . and they all treat me like a member of their family right away. After continuing our conversation for a while, telling Rob’s family all about my love of reading, my bachelor’s degree in English, my love of movies and music and theater, and my experiences performing in musical theater productions in high school”
-------Phew!

11.- Valentines
-----He buys her a necklace, she buys claddagh rings for the 2 of them...

Traditionally, you wear the ring on your right hand when you’re single; if the point of the heart is facing outward, you’re single and available, if it’s facing inward you’re single but seeing someone. When you wear the ring on your left hand, facing out means you’re either engaged or just about to reach the point of getting married, facing in means you’re married.” Rob says, “Wow . . . that’s really sweet. What a wonderful gift. Let me try mine on.”“As we put our rings on, I look over at his hand and note that, as I’ve put my ring on my right hand, facing inward, Rob put his on his left hand, facing outward. “Rob . . .” I whisper, “Your ring’s on the wrong hand.”
Looking at me and smiling, he kisses me and he says, “No it’s not. I like it right where it is, and I’m not moving it.” Then he reaches over toward my hand, sliding my ring off my finger to put it on my left hand and turning my ring around in the same direction as his, saying, “There . . . that’s better,” giving me another soft, tender kiss on the lips.”

-----wait, what ARE THEY ENGAGED?!?!? Cheap date Rob! LOL


12.- FUTURE TIME!!!! It's BD2 Premier!

--------DeeDee is so sick, Rob does not want to leave her side!!!!!

 “When he doesn’t show up at the “Breaking Dawn-Part II” premiere the next day, it causes all kinds of speculation in the media as to why he’s suddenly so reclusive and unwilling to promote this film. “You see . . . I knew this would happen,” I say as I see a report on “Entertainment Tonight” the day after the premiere, where they’re talking about “Robert Pattinson’s conspicuous absence from the premiere . . . Rob seems to have become more reclusive lately . . . he shows no interest in promoting this film . . .”
“I don’t care about all that,” he insists. “Being here with you is more important to me than a film premiere.””

-------she looses a chunk of hair in front of him (poor DeeDee!)
“I just went through the same experience that my father did. I think that’s a big part of the reason why I reacted the way that I did to seeing my hair falling out. It’s not that I’m upset about losing my hair. I’m not vain like that. You know I’m not. I’ve been through enough surgeries before now and lost my hair enough times, and I know that I could just as easily wear one of my Harley do-rags on my head if I really want to cover up my head. It’s just . . . It’s like déjà vu all over again, only this time I’m the one going through all of this, not Dad.” ”
“And do you know what? I think do-rags are kinda sexy.”




13.- It's time to tie the knot!!!!!
-----Holy shit, everyone is there his family, hers and of course THE WHOLE TWILIGHT CAST! (I'm so jealous)

“Then Rob officially introduces me to Kristen, Peter, Jackson, Kellan, Ashley, Taylor, and the rest of the Twilight cast . . . some of whom I’ve never had a chance to talk to yet, and a couple of whom I’ve only been able to talk to once over the phone when he called each of them to tell them about our wedding. Kristen smiles at both of us then gives me a big hug, saying “I’m just so thrilled for both of you. And you’ve made Rob so happy. Hey, can we steal your hubby away for just a minute . . . just wanted to talk to him . . .”
“Sure,” I reply, and then I tease her “But don’t take him away for too long. I’ll be watching you . . . just be sure y’all bring him back over here soon.”
Kristen just smiles at me and laughs, saying “We will . . . I promise,” then they turn around and Rob wraps an arm around her shoulder as she wraps her arm around his waist and they all walk off together toward the other side of the room and I just watch them as they all sit together, talking happily and laughing together, everyone joining in, too, just like one big “Twilight family reunion.”

-----Oh No! I's Kristen with a married man! No DeeDee Nooooooooo!!!
-----Phew, she doesn't take him away... There is no Robsten in this story!


14.- Rob goes all Christian Grey on DeeDee
“Close your eyes, love,” he murmurs against my ear. As I close my eyes, I feel him gently pulling my arms above my head, then fastening them together with a . . . a . . .
Oh, my God . . . is that a rope?!”

-----Seriously, that's all you want to hear



15.- The Newlyweds are back on LA and he's holding a press conference to announce their love! That's so Rob!
”Rob decides to do a TV interview, the morning of the premiere of the movie. As I sit at home, watching the interview, he says, “I want to make an announcement to the media, regarding the rumors published about me recently,” and then he says, “Yes, I am in love. I am in love with someone who is not in the entertainment industry, and that’s why I wanted to keep our relationship private in the beginning. We are in love . . .” then he pauses for a moment, holding up his left hand to show off his gold and platinum wedding band, and he adds, “and we were recently married.”
“But there is another reason why I’ve kept our relationship a secret up until this point. We also know now that my wife has cancer . . . a very serious . . . terminal . . . form of brain cancer . . . and we just don’t know how much time we have left together. Please, if any of you in the media have any compassion whatsoever, please just allow us our privacy at this time when we so desperately need it. And, when we are in public together, please respect my wife’s wishes to just be with me without intruding on our private life together from this point forward. Our time together is precious to both of us, and our private life is going to remain just that . . . private, not public. Thank you.”

-------Nooooooooooo DeeDeee!!!!!!!!!


16.- So DeeDee is dying (sad face here) 

She's now in hospice, she can no longer walk or talk...
It's their last day together, even the cats know its the end... Rob is devastated!and she's gone... she’s gone to Melissa Ethridge playing in the background of course


17.- THE END..... Oh Wait
ROB POV: 

“his first thought is . . . This is the third morning I’m waking up without my love next to me . . . It’s been three days . . . Looking over at the clock and noting that it is now 8 AM, he looks at the photo just behind the clock on the nightstand, a wedding portrait, touching the picture lightly, and he thinks Three days, 12 hours and 15 minutes . . . Rolling over toward the other side of the bed, caressing the pillow, he thinks, That’s how long I’ve been without you, love.”
"At the services he says “I brought you something. Something you told me you wanted.” Then he pulls out a small leather-bound Bible, the one Father Frank blessed for her back in September of 2000, and her autographed Stryper Bible.”

------WAIT WHAT?!


18.- Six months later

 Rob wins an Oscar... He mentions HER on the acceptance speech! Oh DeeDee! I wish you can hear this from heaven!!!!



19.- 50-years LATER (Seriously!)
“As Robert is lying in that bed, he begins to think back on his life. In the past 50 years I’ve had everything I used to think I could have wanted in life. Although I love my wife and wouldn’t trade our life together or our family for anything, in the deepest part of my heart I’ve never really been able to let go of my angel.
I wouldn’t want to tell Kristen that . . . Rob thinks. I wouldn’t want her to feel like she was my “second choice.” Kristen knew how much I loved Debbie, anyway. . . . She had told me as much at my first wedding rehearsal. I remember her laughing and telling me “Rob, you’re so in love you’re ‘glowing’ just as much as the bride.” And she heard every word that Debbie and I had said to each other, both at the wedding and in our toasts to each other at the reception. Maybe Kris knows that, even now, there’s one part of my heart that could never have belonged to her . . . the part that my angel has always held. When I lost my angel, Kristen was right there for me, supporting me” “Kris was familiar and safe, and we’d been friends for a long time, dated for a while . . . and that lasting friendship that we’d always had eventually turned to back into love, this time for both of us because Kristen had no more “emotional baggage” from previous relationships that she still needed to deal with; she was finally ready to be in a relationship with me, where she really wasn’t before. I did love Kristen . . . not in the same way I loved Debbie, of course, but Kris and I built a good life together.”

-------ROBSTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


20.- ROB is dying (Ok, I don't like this anymore WTF)
Robert is dying from emphysema, in his final moments, I appear like an angel, finally younger than him...
“As he looks back at her in surprise, she continues, From that day on, I’ve always watched over you . . . I was the one who brought you and Kristen back together, after all. I couldn’t stand to see you remain alone, and I wanted you to be happy again.
Smiling at her, he thinks I knew it . . . I just knew you had to have something to do with it . . . my “guardian angel”. . .

------THEY FLY (to HEAVEN)
“As they’re suddenly standing outside the home she’s prepared for the two of them . . . an exact replica of their house in California . . . she caresses his cheek, smiles at him and she thinks ‘Ello, love . . . and welcome Home. Then she brings his lips to hers for the kiss they’ve both waited years for, both of them feeling their hearts are finally whole again as they kiss.”
------AND she’s gathered the souls of their old pets too.
” Then, with a wicked little grin of her own, she looks at him and thinks By any chance, does this ‘something’ involve chocolate body paint?
With a laugh, he smiles at her, sweeps her up in his arms and carries her off to their bedroom . . . and their “forever” begins . . . ”

-----BAM - THE END!




Disclamer: ”I’d initially written this story as “Hello, My Love” . . . a Hayden Christensen fanfiction that I’d initially written for DesiringHayden.net about four years ago .”
Love, DeeDEE777

I NEED A DRINK, SRLY...

165 comments:

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I can't breathe! This story is so fucked up!
Why would you write a Robert Pattinson fanfiction in the first place?! Sorry, it was a Hayden Christensen fic before. And that's even worse because it's not original anymore!

DeeDee and her fucked up imagination!
She introduces herself with her Disquss and Ff.net alias?! WTF?!
Rob falling in LOVE with her?! WTF??
Rob doing his best Tom Cruise imitation and telling the whole world he's in love with her on TV?! WTF?!
Rob giving her Dvds of his movies for Christmas?! WTF??

Best line: I did love Kristen . . . not in the same way I loved Debbie, of course,
Goodbye world!


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bobanna said...

Ok wait a second... back up the fuck up. She is over 40 and Rob fell in love with her even though she is a psycho hydrocondriac virgin with an encyclopedic knowledge of rare diseases? She really put this shite out on the net with PICS of herself and family. How did she write this about Hayden? Is she bi?
Can't read any more. Dee Dee stands for De-fucking-lusional!!!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

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THHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous said...

Is this the fic where she's sick and hes right there with her rubing herback?  Oh I remember her!!!  blech!! didn't she come to rob closet and threatened us. oh the good times LOL 

Oh Ilove you little two cents on eact paragraph.  

Anonymous said...

Damn disqus is slow. *your and*each

JIMD-Twifan since 2007-BTB said...

YOU KEPT IT!!! YES!! YAAAY!!! :D 


To everyone, this is the psychopath that tries to shut BTB down with threats. XD

Anonymous said...

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

Death....

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

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MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!! 

She's the very one LOL!!!

THIS IS A GEM!

She just didn't know when to end it, she came and got him... AND TO FLY HIM TO HEAVEN!?!?!?

DUDE!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!

Seriously!

Enjoy, its the bomb, literally... your brain will explode

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NOOOOOOOO Don't die, we already lost DeeDee!!! LOL

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude seriously! I'm dying of laughter!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh you loved it!! Admit it! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 Yep, she did all that!
Don't know if she's bi but Hayden Christensen is a guy! :-)

http://www.starscolor.com/images/hayden-christensen-02.jpg

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WTF Disqus!

this is my 3rd msg!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Too bad Rob couldn't jump in the couch... deedee was dying! *wails*  i mean WTF!!!

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PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yep, I was thinking about this scene! LOL

That's totally what Rob would do. How can you not want to shout out that you married DeeDee?! C'mon!

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PinkLady_BTB® said...

Oh, no!
It's DeeDee's revenge! She's trying to hack to this site! LOL
This bitch

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 HOLY FUCK BALLS! The cancer is contagious!! She's already plagued GODADDY.COM and now she's coming after us!!

HIDE BITCHES, HIDE!

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MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Watch ou! She can smell fear!... Oh no, my bad, it was just her own breath...

LOL!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NOOOOOOOOO

DeeDee HAs found us!!!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 Fuck! I'm outta here...

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

The original Fifty Shades of Grey!!! Who needs Fifty when we have Deebert and her incredible story!!

Yes BTBs...you can have Rob. BUT ONLY if you get a brain tumor! And who said cancer is a bad thing???!!

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It's so good to see Rob still supporting his true love....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 It's too late! This is your new home.

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Karen**BTB to the end** said...

OMG! I had wiped her from my memory banks...I love me some FF, but this was over the top!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 No amount of brain bleach used there will always be fragments of DeeDee in your brain! LOL

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ROBSTEN is DEAD, Long live Deebert!!!!! (my bad...poor choice of words LOL)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 But DEAD on! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 Great! Now, I feel like bubble boy!

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★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 The price we pay for being touched by Deebert's brilliance.

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

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Anonymous said...

I love this gif

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DYING of laughter!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

GOOD GOD!!!!!!


So my question is:

Deebert is strong... until deedee dies
Then Robsten is back
Rob dies
DeeDee comes like an angel to fly him to heaven (frequent flyer bitch!)
They live happily ever after in the clouds with their cats!

My Question is....

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN KRISTEN DIES??!?!?!?!
DUEL TO DOUBLE DEATH BY DEEDEE AND KSTEW?!?!?!?

I Can't choose one, but if I must, I'd pick DeeDee LOL

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It's DeeDee!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *AZ Squeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!*

You could have fucking warned us yesterday that "D" day was coming...  But, I fucking LOVE you more for it!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!

*Can't fucking breathe!!!*  "The brain tumor...."  *Snot/Cry Laughs!!!*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Love does not EVEN begin to cover it.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Oh man, you should have seen the pics she posted back in the day!!!!  EP-IC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Let's hope Marcela saved a few to share with us....

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Dude, did you save any of her family pics???  You need to post that shit if you did.  LMFAO... uncontrollably!!!!!!!!!!!!   

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Amen, my Sista!!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

AZ!!!!!!!!!!!! You're here!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

DeeBERT!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I wanted to surprise you!!!!!

You come looking for porn, and 

BAM! Deebert Chocolate body pant Christmans SEX for you! 

I'm like a ninja! you never saw that one coming! 

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

It's bigger than Love, and bigger than DEATH!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

DeeDee makes the Robsten scandal look like Sesame Street episode!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Don't you know that all sluts go to heaven??? This includes all BTBs and Kristen!!!!  Buwaaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Perfect gif!!! LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*WAILS*

I Didn't... but!

It was something like this:

Deedee in school, I still don't understand how a handsome yound band memeber didn't beg for her V-card!
http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/09/Mark-9_6/1718215718.jpg

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG, I was thinking the same! AGAIN! Braintwins! LOL

Kristen probably doesn't go to haven! LMAO!
Or not the same one as Rob and DeeDee!

Or this will happen...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma57wt5HbE1qkq43do1_500.gif
http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1326738152_boy_and_girl_fight_on_stage_during_show.gif

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls off chair*

Seriously Rupig sucking Kstew tities? Who cares, DeeDee is MARRYING ROB!!!!
WITH THE TWILIGHT CAST AS HER WEEDING PARTY!
AND Stryper Singing in her weeding!

http://youtu.be/KubgMDSMXfI

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!

Yeap, I did my research....

No pot bikinis in heaven :(

http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kristen-stewart-cannabis-bikini.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Awwwwww!!!!!!! It feels like xmas morning today... without the chocolate... thank-you-very-much!!!!!!! LOL!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*hides sexy devil costume in the closet*

Pffft, I knew that! LOL 

Not like I was planing on going to hell or anything 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yes, I am here... typing with one hand while my right tit is out, feeding my baby girl!!!!!!!!!!!!  I could NOT miss this EPIC post!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!! But didn't you read! Rob gave her as a xmas present all the movies he has starred on... AND CHOC Body PAINT to do the nasty!!! (Read #9 LOL!!!!)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Traitor-Bizatch!!! LMAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

It's bigger than a BRAIN TUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Wwaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!  No pics...
Mullet hairdo is spot on like Donkey Kong!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby girl is peaking from the tit too, she loves DeeBert!!! LOL!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Can't deny true love dude!!!!

Love kissing after she was vomiting... That's nasty, I mean, that's true love!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bigger than BALDNESS!!!!
Plus Rob loves a duRag.... LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 That's not ok!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7s2gERrn1r0hcok.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xthhheRL1rox0vu.gif

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forget that DeeDee is a hardcore Christian!!!  This makes her FF story even more epic!  LOL!

P.S. Speaking of hardcore, where is Leah???

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Save the sexy costume... I am sure that we will all be told there was a mix-up... LOL!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

But Apparently Chocolate body paint and ropes are ok for heaven... WTF GOD?!?

Is it just me, or is God plotting against Robsten!?!??!?

*HUGE GASP*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma83u0afPE1qkpc1lo8_250.gif

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

*AZ runs to throw away personal stash of chocolate body paint!!!*

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

The Epicness of this has no limits...

And LEah stopped by  few days ago, when Robssessed was down, her fingers needed the exercise LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She loves DeeBert like her mama loves Rob's Monstercock!!!  ;-)

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

THE BIGGEST WTF OF ALL!!!!!!!!

WHHHHAAAAT.THE.FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

I don't want to live in a world without Robsten! Nooo

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma285ukca31r53jyg.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vm96X62j1qj3ir1.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OT:

Ummm, not sure how I feel about this manip!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8vmxbv9H1qkv6xuo1_500.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Bigger than a heavy menstrual cycle!!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6qHNX_LIk80ZaK-otQRoT3KqbBdbXnVbtCeixzXcpvi71WdRw

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ITA!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

True love is also like falling asleep and snoring during phone sex!!!! 

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!

I'll have a bite of that burger! 

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Well, like the Big Mac.... There is MORE than a mouthful there!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

It's like FSOG... I cannot stop reading and talking about it!  LOL!

Just wondering about Leah because the few times that I have been able to join in on this fun, she has been MIA... LOL!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 So what exactly do i get if I order a McPeen?! Rob or just the boxers he's wearing?!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Rob's no cuddler! 

Get in, get it, good bye!

I love the fact, he ripped her V-crd in one Thrust! LeMonsterCock, knows no LOVE! Just hunger for 40-year old virgin hairy pussy!!!!! 
(god, I puked in my mouth so bad)

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!


DeeDee is the ultimate ANA!!!!!LOL!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bigger than an Stryper autographed BIBLE!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I guess just the boxers, but you can put them on your "husband Pillow"

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Noooooooo Don't toss it!

Give it to MegO, she can use it in her cupcakes!! LOL

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!

Good little BTB!!!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 What a great idea! ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Similar to this I imagine...

http://hairyvaginas.biz/thumbs/193810.jpg?1346246863

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Buwahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Amen, Sista!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I will even swallow the "secret sauce'!!!!!!!!!  ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Maybe DeeDee will audition for the part of Ana in the FSOG movie and Rob will play Christian???  DeeDee's dream will becum a reality!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma533mHugk1rn6fh0.gif

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Alleluia! 

LOL!!!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

If she had gotten the husband pillow on time, this fic would never would've happened!!!! 

Damn you time travel!!!! Why u don't exist NOW!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

there's something about DeeDee and butt plugs... I can't seems for connect them....

Must be my brain trying to protect me from something.... LMFAO!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DeeDee, the early years....
(just for you @AZ_Chica_BTB:disqus )

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/09/downloadfile-5/316452167.jpeg

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

AND BABY DeeDEE!!!!

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/09/IMG-e1297231086927/249242748.jpg

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma428ybtMK1r4wz03.gif

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxze3139Bl1qdlkgg.gif

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Oh god.... I log on today and I now need brain bleach!!! LMFAO

I remember the crazy DeeDee.... scrunchie.... really?!?! Moist depths.... what are they searching for the titanic! 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

LMFAO!!!! 

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Oh you have no fucking idea! She was all kinds of bat shit crazy!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Seriously it was hilarious.... I'm almost tempted to see if RC's is still up and go back and read the crazy! 

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

lol awesome!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Have I told you lately how much I fucking LOVE YOU???!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Buwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

bobanna said...

OPPSIES my bad I was thinking of Hayden Panettier or whatever her name is lol!

bobanna said...

No wonder Rob can't go anywhere without a bodyguard. With nut job fans like this he should be afraid... VERY AFRAID ( and a little nauseated)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

We should have "Throw-Back Thursday" Posts...  I love going down memory lane!

Here's another good one that will scare the beejeebus out of BTB-FB...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9-ZOf6HZ6Tw/TiXYaEfXD2I/AAAAAAAAAkg/ZGokQ6vDWCk/s1600/000128-1.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Do you remember that one of her family pics had the name "Creamer"as a last name???  Fucking cry-snot hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

She must be happy as a clam knowing Rob did the Stand up 2 Cancer telethon....bet she was wet just watching him say the word cancer....(badBTB..shouldn't make fun) sorry if that offends anyone...

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! Seriously!

But hey, maybe one day one of us will be the receiver of "The Business CARD"

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Feels more like "127 hours" to me! LOL

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yqb7HUqt1rxgi25o1_500.jpg

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

You see!!! I'm always thinking of you!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I literally snorted!!!! Dude I work cancer field, without humor WE ARE NOTHING!!

And what you said is FUNNYYYYYY!!!

I imagine her in from of her TV with Creamer, rubbing her thunder thighs together LOL (Creamer is a family member LOL)

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DO IT !!!! DO IT!!!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Awww I feel specials!!! ♥

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

BATL!!!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Seriously.... Creamer?!?! I don't remember that.... lol.

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Yah but I can't even remember when that was?!?!?

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

I found it.... oh god!!! She was so fucking delusional! Threatening to take down RC and saying they stole her work and it's a copy right infringement! I am seriously busting up laughing.... especially at all of the comments you guys made.... I was more of an observer then and commented a bit but not much....

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yes, "Creamer"!!! I wish that her pics were still online... *Sad Panda*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Here's were DeeDee777 got her chocolate...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RcBD7otPWuI/TbGbndih_xI/AAAAAAAAB9k/-9qxD_CxHwg/s1600/choc%2Brob.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I checked it out, too... Our beginning of our good times!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yum!

Great thanks, now I'm craving rice pudding.... LOL Eeeekkkk

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

This should be torture day!! Lol I can't believe you found that, M! The side comments were the best, I'm still giggling!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

Lol! I did the same as Marcela... <----WTF?! when he started snoring. Hahahaha, here I go a giggling again!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

AWWWWWWW thanks baby doll!! LOL

This will stay forever in our wall of shame!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Pineapple flavored rice pudding???!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The whole "story" is a WTF!!!  LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Lololololol!!!! You are a genius!!! Love ya!

Anonymous said...

No you have to let me die!!! I need to find this psycho in heaven (?) and bash that brain tumor in!!!
LOL

lovespunk said...

WTF......what is this lady on?? who's her supplier....LOL

Sayblegirl said...

WTF is this???  This bitch is on some major crack rocks!!! Holy shit cycles! 

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

So true! I can't believe I scrolled through it all, lol. But Marcela put so much hard work into it, I did it for her. Then tossed my cookies... :)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

She is a mistress of words!!!

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awwwww This warms my heart!!! I did put effort! LOL!!!!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Yup! You guys are the reason I actually started posting! lol.

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Oh god I can imagine.... it's a nickname right? Or did some stupid actually name their kid Creamer? Sounds like something the guy was trying to do when he knocked her up... "Ahhh shit I meant to do a Creamer!" LMFAO

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Awwwww, true love! Love you back!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!

No... Back in the day, you could actually access pics that DeeDee posted of her family and BFFs. She labeled one of hr pics "Creamer family"... No joke!!! It was the funniest shit ever! The pics were unbelievable, too! Ahhhh.... Good times!

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Yah I missed that.... I don't think I checked out her profile.... she was seriously insane I think... lol.

✭MegO-BTB✭ said...

Of course it's true love, it's BTB love after all! ♥♥♥

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Insane does not even begin to describe her! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

XOXOXOXO!!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

...who carries a whip!... Lol

DeeDee777 said...

First of all, where did you copy this story from, exactly? This story . . . which I wrote . . . has not been posted anywhere online in over a year, and the only places where I myself had previously posted MY story are on password-protected sites that are either no longer in existence, or that I am no longer a member of and all of the stories I'd written have long ago been removed from those sites. Secondly, IF you had actually read the ENTIRE story then you would have known that I (as the writer) specifically stated, at the beginning of the story AND at the start of each chapter, that I did not want anyone re-posting ANY PART of my story ANYWHERE else without my knowledge or permission. And I had only posted my story on those specific PASSWORD-PROTECTED sites because they were specifically fan-fiction sites, where authors were SUPPOSED to be allowed to post their stories and know that those stories would NOT then be spread all over the internet and become the subject of ridicule. So I don't know who your source was for this story, where you got it from, who re-posted it from those password protected sites, etc. . . . but as far as I know, I am the ONLY author from those sites whose story has been spread around to other websites, blogs, and social networking sites, and the people who were initially responsible for that only did so because they (obviously) wanted to publicly humiliate me, for whatever reason. And all that this is doing is ensuring that people like that . . . BULLIES like that . . ."win," and that they are able to continue mocking me and spreading their hate. And, for that matter, you don't know me and I don't know you . . . If you're treating this all as a joke, then clearly you don't understand or even want to know what I've been through in my life, so how can you, and your followers, "analyze" me and my story the way you have on this site? Would you want someone else to be as cruel and hurtful to you, if you had written a story that was inspired by actual events and people in your life? A story that was something that you were inspired to write as a way to deal with your grief over your own father's death from brain cancer? I think not. Oh, and btw . . . I DIDN'T write "Love, DeeDee777" at the end of my "disclaimer" in my story, or at any point in the story, so why did you write that here on your site and make it look as if I had in fact written that? Was that just a personal attack at me? Why? Just because it makes you feel better to cut somebody else down? Oh my, isn't that mature?! (That last comment was *sarcasm,* obviously, as there is absolutely NOTHING about this post, or any of the responses to this post that is "mature" in any way, shape or form.) Why don't you take this post off of your site? (especially since it has absolutely NOTHING to do with Twilight anyway, so it has no relevance to a Twilight blog and it's obvious that the only reason you posted it is to be hurtful to someone you don't even know. The only purpose for a post like this is bullying, and not only is bullying childish, immature and hurtful, it's also wrong and it needs to stop. Now.)

DeeDee777 said...

WTF?! That is NOT me. Don't know who that is or where you got that picture from, but it's not me.

DeeDee777 said...

And wtf is up with your comment "Don't know if she's bi but Hayden Christensen is a guy"?! I KNOW he's a guy, you idiot . . . because I'm NOT a guy.

DeeDee777 said...

You'd better NOT have saved any of my pictures . . . OR any of MY STORY . .. because I SPECIFICALLY STATED in my story that I did NOT want ANYONE reposting ANY PART of my story (of ANY of the stories I've written) without my knowledge or consent. Grow the hell up, will you?! And stop bullying people online, and stop doing things that they SPECIFICALLY tell you NOT to do.

DeeDee777 said...

It had better not, because this was posted here without my knowledge or consent. Take it down, and get a life, and stop bullying people online.

DeeDee777 said...

Again this is NOT ME! Take this down, now.

DeeDee777 said...

You would have no way of knowing this (unless you actually read my entire story), and you probably don't even care, but that baby was clearly born with the same birth defect as I was . . . hydrocephalus . . . because her skull is enlarged and her eyes are crossed inward due to excessive intracranial pressure pressing on her optic nerve. I had eye surgery as an infant, after having brain surgery to insert a shunt to drain and regulate the spinal fluid in my skull. It's a birth defect that I've lived with for my entire life, and will always live with. I think it's disgusting that you would actually mock someone who has a disability like this. If you think that garbage like this is "funny," then I think you really need an attitude adjustment. I hope for your sake that someone close to you has a child who has a disability, so that you'll know how it feels to have someone who you care about ridiculed like this.

DeeDee777 said...

??? "Creamer" is pronounced "KRAY-mer." And it is a family name. What's so funny about that? Grow up!!!!!

DeeDee777 said...

No you're not. You're not sorry at all. And that's the truly sad part. Disgusting.

DeeDee777 said...

How old are you, 12?! *rollseyes*

DeeDee777 said...

How would you like it if somebody posted some random naked picture online and claimed it was you, to make a JOKE about it?! Don't think you'd like it very much if someone did this to you, so why do it to me?

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DeeDee777 is back matarfarkars!!!!!

*Waves*

Hello DeeDee, Why YOU SO MAD! ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart★BTB®

DeeDee777 said...

FATHER FRANK Creamer is a family FRIEND of mine, an EPISCOPAL PRIEST, and his name is pronounced "KRAY-mer" not "KREE-mer."

DeeDee777 said...

Oh, and you work in the cancer field, huh? And yet you're making fun of the fact that I wrote about battling a stage IV BRAIN TUMOR, based on my own very personal experiences of watching MY OWN FATHER DIE FROM A GBM?! Niiiice (*sarcasm*). I really think you're in the wrong line of work, because you obviously have zero compassion, empathy, or understanding of anyone with any sort of disease or disability. With THAT kind of humor, in your line of work, you ARE nothing. You're a lowlife scumbag with no heart or compassion.

DeeDee777 said...

No, it's "fans" like YOU he's afraid of.

DeeDee777 said...

Why am I so mad?! Hmmm . . . I'll tell you why. Scroll up to the BABY PICTURE. I KNOW you posted that picture as a "joke," but it's NOT FUNNY. That baby, whoever he or she is, was born with the SAME BIRTH DEFECT that I was born with . . . Hydrocephalus. How do I know this? The baby's skull is enlarged, which is a classic sign of hydrocephalus because it is caused by spinal fluid building up around the brain--which, if left untreated, would cause progressively worse brain damage and eventual DEATH. Also, the baby's eyes are crossed down and in--another classic sign of hydrocephalus in infants, including myself. I had corrective eye surgery as an infant to "uncross" my eyes. In my lifetime, I have survived seventeen brain surgeries, and I also survived having meningitis when I was two. And I lived to disprove all of my neurosurgeon's claims when I was born that I would either a) not live to see my 18th birthday or b) even if I did, I would likely have so many physical and mental challenges that I would be unable to graduate from high school let alone college. I am now 44 years old, and I graduated from college with a Bachelor's degree in English when I was 23. Yes, it took me five years to graduate rather than four . . . but it took my older brother SEVEN years to graduate from college, and he wasn't the one born with a birth defect; he just took seven years to graduate from college because he was "so smart" when he went to college at 18 that he got "bored"--and he started partying and joined a fraternity. Flunked out and worked his way back in not once but twice, and THAT'S why he took seven years to graduate--not because he was "a retard" or any other nasty label you'd want to put on it. And there are plenty of other people out there who have taken five years, or longer, to graduate from college, too, for many reasons including financial reasons. So just the fact that I graduated at all is an accomplishment, and yet I still graduated in less time than a lot of people take to graduate as well. Now that I'm 44 years old, and now that I've lived with my hydrocephalus for all of those 44 years, I have also developed a seizure disorder called essential tremors. I bet you're just DYING to make fun of me for that now, aren't you?! *rollseyes* Pathetic, sick, and sad that you all get your jollies from picking on people with disabilities . . . especially for those of you who work in the health care field. Is it just because you don't understand what hydrocephalus is/never learned what it is/never knew anyone in your life who had it, or is the fact that I wrote about all of this--my hydrocephalus, the brain cancer, etc.-- because I have direct personal knowledge of it, is that what makes you uncomfortable? Or do you just like making fun of people with disabilities?

DeeDee777 said...

"Take a little time to reflect on what you are missing in your life the next time you make fun of someone or bully them...they are not the problem, you are."

DeeDee777 said...

........