Friday, August 24, 2012

SEXY FUCKER ON JKL


Just another awesome interview.

Any other BTBs posting on Craigslist now?
*raises hand*










I really need to stop licking my monitor screen. The spots are getting brighter and my balance is way off.


91 comments:

mell61 ★BTB® said...

Spotty? Un-balanced?  Are you Smiley Virus?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL! Feels like it!! LOL

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Oh my fuck! FB! You're back! Boobie honks!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I've watched this interview like 30 times. I can't get over his giggle after he says "being fisted". So fucking adorable!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Yes, my love....I am here! You know what that means!

GIMME DAT LEG!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxzi1I0Dz1qjk506.gif

mell61 ★BTB® said...

I found that pic of you dry humping the TV... 
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/xgerardxwayxisxhawtx/default/yes-fact-humping-tv--large-msg-118431087868.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 This man could never not be hot. He's fuckalicious.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 MY PRECIOUS!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98r7ib6DB1qzb8mpo1_r1_500.jpg

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

*sticks out leg* Be gentle. I don't want anothe cooter shaped bruise :) *wink wink*

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

It's physically impossible for him to be anything other than fuckable!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I make no promises. *wink-n-smooch*

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

He even makes Taylor hot!

mell61 ★BTB® said...

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/bitch-slapper.jpg%3Fw%3D474

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I'm in for it now lol

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Is that like a morphing of the two?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

And don't run. It only makes me want it more.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxs93Ybjc1rp9mr4o1_400.gif

mell61 ★BTB® said...

did you see this one
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/13708000/Kristen-Stewart--Taylor-Lautner.jpeg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Yep. It's kinda like that illusion pic of the young/old woman. LOL

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/400/chica_o_vieja.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Oy Vey!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mcg8haCc1rys4czo1_500.gif

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Roblors baby!!!!!! LOL!!!! How I miss that gay ship! LOL

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Jesus!!! give her a unibrow and its Lilly Collins with half a dick 
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wh29I9pi1r2f5xz.gif

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!! 

But seriously, that's lilly collins with a trimmed elmo face

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Did you have a permanent smile the entire time...I grin like an idiot every time I see him lol

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Damn lol

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I love Jwowww or however many fucking W's she has in her name lol

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

Me too! He is just hilarious...and it doesn't hurt that he is fuckhot to look at!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Hell yes I did. If he can't make you smile, then you have no sense of humor. lol

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Ah I see.

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Go ahead and bang it out :)

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I love Emma Stone! Her and Andrew are so cute together!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Love him =)

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

He's beautiful

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!! girl, dont feel bad, I'm as lost as you! LOL

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

Could you imagine actually having sex with him...I'd prob pass out from excitement 

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

FB!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking for something sexy that could show you guys how turned on Rob and his sexiness makes me feel, and I came across THIS!!!!

WTF is SM doing with a naked midget!!!! LOL!! *gags pukes laughs dies*

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I love the nameeeee....

Jennifer said...

you BTBs know I love Robsessed.....but this site is a sure fire laugh riot every fucking time I come!  Between the salacious banter and the hilarious gifs...y'all have
 me trying not to piss myself every time! Love you all BTBs!
Jen

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awwwwww that's why we're here :) *Smooch and boobie honks*

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG, we had this in a classroom in school.
I always see the old lady first.

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Me too! I took a (LONG) while to find the young one! I hope it doesnt mean I'm an old fuck lol!!!!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

That might be one of the grossest fucking things I've ever seen....that's a step too far Marcela lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 IKR! Twilight inbreeding at it's best!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

By the way...LOVING the new name!! Fuck hot! xoxo

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I know. I should have given a warning before posting it. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You shouldn't have said that! You might end up in a wheelchair for 6 months after I'm done.
*evil grin*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 They are an adorable couple. Emma makes Andrew hotter. Does that make sense?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I imagine it all the time.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 All this time I thought it was just a big wart on SM's back...hmmm...it was a midget whore all along. Crazy shit!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Shammanties are a BTB's best friend!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

lol

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I'm a little late in replying but.....Awww, we try!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Oh yeah completely!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Oh shit!

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sly-smile-gif

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I forgot to take precautions! My eyes!

http://www.templeofcats.com/wp-content/gallery/gifs-used/cat-dont-wanna-wake-up.gif

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

FB YOUR BACK!

Hope your feeling better! we BTB's missed! **muah**

How many crazies ya think are now flooding Craigslist with shit thinking Rob will call and buy it? ABOUT A GAZILLION!!!!

Love his outfit! Blue is my Fav color and he is looking hot hot hot!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Amen sista!

Where were u at the Q&A? I was the second to last row in the middle section!
Wish Rob was dressed like that at the q&a!!! UNF!

JRbutnotTHEJR said...

Jesus, Single looks good on him. he has been looking better than ever lately!
Anyone know what he is saying when he gets bleeped?

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

IKR?! The GIFs send me into giggle fits everytime! :)

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂ said...

I giggle every time he does, it's like a damn good disease!!! ;)

Jennifer said...

I was in the middle too...ten rows up from the very bottom.  Too bad they couldn't let him hang around for another thirty minutes for photos and autographs huh? Rob looked hot anyway...but I wanted to yell at him to take that hat off for us to see his hair!  You know if he had, it would have been sticking up in every direction!! lol

Jennifer said...

well yeah...MOST of the time...but the midget riding the fat person was kinda making me throw up in my mouth a little! lmfao

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

When that man smiles, you WILL smile too. It's seriously contagious!

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

It sounds awful, but what else could we expect from SM... LOL

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awwwww Way too many people is connecting the dots lol BTB-uncensored is too famous! LOL 

Plus that's my nickname :) 

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I know... i never know when to stop... all lines are blurry in my world LMAO!

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I just asking about you! DAMN I didn't even have to put a cock light! LOL

Missed you darling *smooch* 

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right here we know she has the midget strapped to her thighs lol!!!!!

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG That gif!!!! Too cute! 

M.FOXY♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry!!! My sick self knows no limits LOL!!!!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Lol.its a scaredy cat

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Bitches on ONTD are like "I bet he's awkward in brand only lasts like two minutes and has a small one"

And I'm like motherfucker have you seen pics of him going commando? boy is packing some serious heat! You done lost yo minds!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

No shit! I was 2 rows behind u!

Sayblegirl said...

I love this interview! Can't stop watching it. He is soooooo fuckin' HOT! Mmmmmmmmmm.......

Jennifer said...

you HAD to be close to the four ladies from Robsessed then! I had lunch with them and they were two rows behind me!  You were so close and didn't even know it!

JRbutnotTHEJR said...

Awww, thanks for thinkin of me. Went on vaca for a week and had no internet. *shudders* Then my son had his tonsils out. And I've just started an intense nursing program that has my head ready to explode after only one week! I may not be heard from much in the next 10 months! But I'll do my best to keep up, even if I don't have time to write! xo

Anonymous said...

When he talks about the vein that pops out on his forehead when very good things are happening....HOLY FUCK

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

Fuck those bitches! Show them his Malibu Rob 2010 pics in the green pants....

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

I would like to volunteer to see if this is actually true.....

Karen**BTB to the end** said...

**fisting**   LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

What got me dripping wet was in the first video at 1:09 and he does the two finger salute. I knew where I wanted those fingers as soon as they went UP.

That man does things to me that only he can do.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Exactly. If Rob doesn't make you giggle, blush and cum at the same time then you must be destroyed. BTB rule #2.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

What a bunch of fish twat tacos. I bet most of those bitches aren't even in a relationship. No penis will go near them. Even their vibrators short-circuit as soon as it "takes the dive".

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I imagine something like this.

Edward & Bella together forever.

 http://hostesscake.info/images/costume_05.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 JWOWW will be the next Big Ang in a few years.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9czmoUlT81rtblsy.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

No way. Panic time!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t4yb28Ml1r25dmi.gif

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Am I the only one thinking about the vein that is NOT on his forehead???!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

*Snicker-snorts*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

bobanna said...

Have you seen Cosmopolis? That sex scene with the bodyguard was so close up I felt like I was in a threesome!