Saturday, August 4, 2012

Edward Cullen's "Google it"

Happy Saturday Bitches!!!!



Welcome to this new space! 








Let's see what our reliable friend google 
brings us today!

*Sobs* 

I've never wanted to have sex with a fictional character before, but I just wanna cuddle  Edward Cullen's cold stone-like cadaverous body next to my warm bosoms, have him empale me with his frozen pole and sparkle all over me...

I love you Edward Cullen!!! BITE ME!!!


51 comments:

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Happy Saturday BTB's!

Gotta love Google!

And I agree about Edward! :)

bobanna said...

That used to be a group / page on Facebook! Back in the day when pages existed? I'm talking Twilight original days 2008. My boyf caught me reading it. Suffice to say he has been giving me shit ever since. Little does he know I now have far more trouble dealing with the fact that Robert Pattinson could be SINGLE... Holy shit how is that man going to appear in public as a single available man? It was bad enough when he was off the market FFS...

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

What's there to deal with? Lol. EC is't real but Rob is. I can so deal with that! 

Ishi17 said...

Ah! It would have been great I'd Edward was real...but to be honest Rob did manage to keep the genuine Edward persona in his real life..you know the fact that he was sweet and was completely smitten with his girlfriend :)

On a completely different note I was on another twilight fan website and I cannot tell you how charming they are!!! They are completely tearing each other apart!!! Lol! It is so entertaining!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh man! 
I know, I don't go out much from this site for the same reason. Bitches hate BTBs! LOL they call us sinners... whatevs

But aren't we the ones getting along? I hate it that they take everything so seriously, they all need to take a bottle of chill pills!

Love you momma!
I'm happy you found us, you were a lost BTB!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude Seriously!

If I ever meet Rob, you'll need a spatula to separate me from humping his leg, shit just got real! LOL

BTW Welcome!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!!! I'm re-reading Twilight (i know) just because  have the time lol, and Shit FUCKING LOVE EDWARD!!!!! 

Ishi17 said...

Love you too BTB :) *hugs*
I cannot tell you how happy I am to find you guys here!!! I wish it had been sooner :( LOVE MY BTB BITCHES!!! BTB for life!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Tru dat girlfriend!

We have single Rob o drool about now! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Whoop whoop!

*smooch and boobie honks*

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

I'm in a book club with some ladies I met at EL James book signing I went to so whenever you want some new shit to read, let me know.

 I know I already sent you some books to read thru email!  IF it gets too much just let me know!LOVE YA BTB!!!

Ishi17 said...

*hugs hugs*

(just like my BFF and I used to say)

Let the rocky mountains meet again!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Never!!! Keep em' coming! I'm always looking for new stuff, you know im a psycho and read like 3-4 books a week!!! LOL

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Just sent u a recommendation on Goodreads.com! It is a good one!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

O/T: I vote we have a post about this...

http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert-pattinson-baby-3.jpg

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Yooooooooooooooohooooooooooo FB, donde esta?  It's time for booby honks!

Karen said...

Edward Cullen...what every girls fantasies are made of...

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

You mean this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ikqpXG6i1r76he7o1_500.gif

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

UNF! Never saw this pic before but this is when I fell in love with Rob! VF photo shoot for Twilight!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88cx2aCwy1r82yy7o2_1280.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

UNF fuck me!!!!!!! *faintz*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Stalker tendencies an all, I fucking love him!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

She's still wrapped up in her sheets moaning and dirtyDreaming of Edward LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!


I love me some boobies honks!!!!!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Exactly!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh God! *ovaries cries*

I wanna have his child and I want him to like this younger Rob!!!!

*wails*

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Someone slap her! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Luv ya!!!!!!! 

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

This cute lil baby boy turned into one sexy motherfucker

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

this one will make u really faint!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87dxycIFe1qbnvlgo1_500.gif

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦ said...

Mmmmm...

He captured me when he walked into that damn cafeteria! And then when he fixed Bella's dent with his bare hand, and then when he threw her back in the bed, and then when he dipped her down at prom and kissed her neck instead of biting it...lol...and he hasn't let me go since! Then I read those damn Twilight books and also fell for the lopsided-grinned sparkeler! Sheesh, I'm easy!!!! Lol

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Yes Cafeteria scene is the best introduction to Edward. As for Rob, he caught my eye as super sexy when I saw this pic:

Karen said...

Me too! I saw the movie after it was on DVD then read the books and lusted after him even more (hmmm...maybe that was just Rob instead?)...I FUCKING LOVE ME A VAMPIRE...or just the actor whom plays him!

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Luv ya more! :*

Did u get my email I sent this morning to you with a bunch of books to read attached? let me know! :)

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

A FUCKING MEN!

Karen said...

I didn't see this till later. The first magazine I bought with his picture on it was the 2009 GQ issue...fucking hot as hell!

Karen said...

TONGUE PORN!

HE DOES IT SO WELL...

Karen said...

Awww....if only....

Karen said...

GAH...he is in big trouble as a single man....better carry more condoms than Zac Efron at a movie screening...

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Hallelujah!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

of course you do *honk honk*

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

We could if FB would come out from wherever the fuck she is! lol Or maybe Marcela could do it. i'd blow that post up!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Better safe than sorry! there are BTB all over the world! LOL!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh Girl! I'm so there with you!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Ask and you shall receive!

Check the new post! <3

bobanna said...

Thanks! I just got home frm seeing Magic Mike and my boy is out for the night (his loss!!!) so naturally i came here for some Rob instead lol

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Me with Jasper Hale. Goddamn Stephenie Meyer and her male characters. -_-. 

It's as though she created male characters in her book for everyone. Like, all those women that ever DENIED ever wanting to have a male character be real from Stephenie  Meyer's books, be it Twilight or The Host, you need to get checked. 

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦ said...

:D and then the pics just kept cuming and cuming and cuming!!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦ said...

I loved that when I read the books Rob was Eddie through the entire series!!! I've gobbled up so many vamp stories since! :)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

The first time I saw Rob in Twilight I was like...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m896zzEhIN1r8swqdo1_500.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!

Its that a double hole toaster? You dirty woman, that's why I love you! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 You know me when it cums to Rob. I'm always OPEN...anytime...ANYWHERE.

 I might cry at first but it will be tears of pleasure. ☺