Thursday, January 26, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTB♥JENNIFER!!

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Happy Birthday to you from all of your BTBs! We hope your birthday is filled with fun and plenty of pleasure!
We lve ya!


I guess it's time to get this party started.

DJ, hit the muthafuckin' beat!








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166 comments:

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN! *MUAH*

Aurora23 said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!! 

***BIG SMOOCHES & HUGGS*****

Jennifer said...

AWWW....For ME???  
I had no idea!!  I'm so surprised!!!  LMBFAO!!
Thank you so much FB (it's so hard for me to not call you by your name sometimes)
And HOLYCROW!!  You really outdid yourself too!!
I can almost taste ...'cake'....*wink*
Love all you fine BTBs!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You're so full of shit but I still love ya! LOL

You can call me Tori if you want. It's no biggie. You call me what you want, birthday girl! *smooch*

Got big plans for your b-day?

Jennifer said...

okay...since it's my birthday, I'm gonna take that and run with it and post again...I'm sittin' here watchin' this video...for the third fuckin' time (OMGthankyouFB!!)  and I have to say that all those asshats who sent that petition to summit saying that Rob wasn't good lookin' enough to play Edward...they need to put the handicap placard on the rear view mirror cuz they are fuckin' blind as a gotdamn bat!    I mean...MY GOD!!! He is the best lookin' mother fucker on the planet as far as I'm concerned and SEXY just drips off that man!!  Hell...he woke up lady parts that hadn't tingled in years and wasn't even in the same fuckin' room!!!  Happy Fuckin' Birthday to Me...Amen and Hallelujah and God Save the Queen and all that.  Y'all just made my DAY!!
love and hugs and kisses and all that goes with it!
Jen

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Preach it, Birthday girl! And blow out your candle!

Jennifer said...

yes I am full of shit! LOL
and thanks Tori...when I know real names...it's just weird not using them.
no plans...no money ...you know the drill LOL
but...DH will probably come in with something anyway...
he always does...I'm spoiled...it's his fault...oh well ;D
love ya Tori
best birthday ever!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Awww...shucks! Love ya back!

Jennifer said...

you know what's so funny about that pic?? 
IT GROWS!!
you noticed that right? 
anybody else notice the growing cock candle Tori just gave me???
oh wait...does it only grow for me??  
LMBFAOTODAY!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think it's growing only for YOU! LOL

 Just don't do what this lady did with the candle, especially in front of children. Checkout the little girls expression in the background. She's been traumatized for life!

Jennifer said...

yep...that made me choke on my coffee!  and the LOOK on that little girl's face! goodgod...she'll be giving perfect head by the time she's in 4th grade!  where DO you get these pics??? I'm about to fall out of my chair giggling!

Jennifer said...

that racist bitch! of course she went for the pink one!!! lol

leahreallyitis said...

I said happy b-day to ya on the robsessed site I don't know if ya got my message if not here it is HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Happy Happy Birthday! May your Monster C*ck wishes come true!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*hands the those assholes a pair of sunglasses and a tin cup full of pencils*

star4 said...

Fuckin HO!  In front of a child!  Have some fucking class...  I'm calling CPS!

leahreallyitis said...

GOD I'M JEALOUS! LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

star4 said...

Givin' good head by the 4th grade. LOL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmm I want some!

star4 said...

A melted candle!

leahreallyitis said...

I bet granny had to take her dentures out to "blow" out her cock candle

star4 said...

Givin' good head by the 4th grade. LOL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

hey Tori! :D

leahreallyitis said...

how about a Rob cake hold delivered in a bow *evil smirk*

leahreallyitis said...

I hope ya have a groovy day and maybe your DH can take you out to a romantic dinner and get a babysitter for the kids LOL!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Happy b-day BTB Jennifer!!! 

I hope all your wildest and wettest dreams cum true!!! 

We fucking love you hun!! ♥♥♥♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

I see what you did there Star4! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LFMAO!!!!

I'd think the chocolate one was bigger... LOL

leahreallyitis said...

and the vid is fuck me hot!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LFMAO!!!!

I'd think the chocolate one was bigger... LOL

Jennifer said...

lol!!!
that was too funny!! 
not possible...but really funny!! 

Jennifer said...

Thank you Marcela!  
I tried really hard to dream of Rob last night....finally drifted off about ten minutes before the alarm went off...what I wouldn't give for another wild, wet dream...I mean the one was awesome...but more would be...better of course!!lol
HUGS  <3
;D

Jennifer said...

they better!  I'm about ready to go lookin' for one of FB's candles! lol
i might have found one downside to having an older husband...well damn!

Jennifer said...

they better!  I'm about ready to go lookin' for one of FB's candles! lol
i might have found one downside to having an older husband...well damn!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Happy Birthday BTB!!!!
CheerS!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Hey Leah! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She is a sneaky one!

Jennifer said...

well THANK YOU!!
;D

Mariana♥BTB said...

LMFAO!!!!

oh no!!!! poor child! hope this isn't her mother...

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Happy Birthday Jennifer! May all ur wishes CUM true!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present? 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present? 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present? 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Life lessons? I don't know. lol

Jennifer said...

Thanks Angela!  
I SO hope so!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present? 

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

♫ Happy Bday, J! ♫ Wishing you a fucktastic day!!!

Jennifer said...

Thank you my dear!
you are a poet...I'll bet you didn't know it
:p

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Holy shit, I didn't know! LOL Nice catch!! ♥

K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ said...

Holy shit, I didn't know! LOL Nice catch!! ♥

Karen60BTB said...

Happy Birthday Jennifer!

MegO said...

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BTB!!!

MegO said...

Early sex education! lol. Those poor kids! WOW!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Fucking Awesome cake

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Fucking Awesome cake

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Disqus is being a bitch

MegO said...

I'm just so used to calling you FB I'm always like who the fuck is Tori... LMAO

MegO said...

Or he could just eat her..... ;)

MegO said...

Holy fucking shit FB!!! That video...... *flatlines* I do not know what it is about Rob with facial hair too.... seriously when he has that scruff/bit of beard I find it so fucking irresistible!!! I tried to convince hubby to go without shaving for a while but apparently thats a job hazard *eye roll* lol.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm the fuck is Tori! ☺

MegO said...

hahaha well you'll always be FB to me! *sticks tongue out*

MegO said...

Thinking I should make hubby that for his 31st bday? lol. Last year I made him Captain Morgan cupcakes but this would be so much better to see the look on his face when I told him to blow! LMAO

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'll take it anyway I can get it! *wink*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know! 

Fucking disqus! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Nicely circumcised... looks delicious! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Nicely circumcised... looks delicious! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMAO!!!! That she is! 
I flove you my hunny bunches

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Happy Birthday Jennifer!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgkll3FwK1r6aoq4o1_400.gif

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/spookie78/MARILYN%20MONROE%20AND%20JAMES%20DEAN/MARALYNBLOWINGKISS.gif#girlfriend%20kiss%20gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrwrkvuHc1r11ujq.gif

MegO said...

You would definitely want a piece of that eh?

MegO said...

You would definitely want a piece of that eh?

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Hahaha!

Have you seen the birthday cake Miley gave to her boyfriend?! So classy!
http://www.carltonjordan.com/files/images/2012/01/liambday.jpg

Jennifer said...

gooodgod!
Now THAT's a cake!
ummm....think that's to scale???
LOL

MegO said...

You would definitely want a piece of that eh?

Jennifer said...

Thanks Karen!
So far, it's been a blast!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That baby scares the holy fuck out of me!

MegO said...

Yah I saw that... nice! lol. 

Jennifer said...

Thank you PinkLady!!
that third one is what I looked like yesterday when the Fifty shades thread popped up!!!  HOLY HOOHAH!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Yum! Did you make this yourself? I know you're a baker. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I guess since she's a cocksucker that she thinks everyone is a cocksucker.

MegO said...

What is it about penis cakes that make women want to lick or suck them? For a friends birthday we made a penis cake and inside there was a vibrator.... she wasn't too impressed cause her grandma and mom and dad were there..... hehehehe

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You are not alone. I didn't know if I was having a stroke or having deja vu. Fucking Disqus.

Jennifer said...

*whispers*
that's what she said....lol

MegO said...

I wish.... the only baking I've been doing is kids cakes lately. I just googled penis cake and saw this one...lol. Now I need to go find a new Rob pic for my avi... lol 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She's just copying me. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Shopping for a new avi, eh?

MegO said...

So it's not just me? 

Fucking Disqus you whore! It hasn't been working great for me for days.... partly why I wasn't able to be on here for a couple days.... plus RL bullshit...lol. 

MegO said...

Yup... for the time being I'm just using my facebook pic. Which is an awesome one cause Austin is happy.... something I haven't seen with him since Jan 8th. 

MegO said...

One can dream..... ;) 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

The question is: Why would her boyfriend want a cock-cake?! Hmmmm

MegO said...

Good I thought my computer was fucking up or something.... I was worried.... thinking I'd have to take the Macbook to the hospital! lol. 

MegO said...

hehehehe is that an offer? ;)

PinkLady_BTB® said...

The question is: Why would her boyfriend want a cock-cake?! Hmmmm

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG!
That's so funny and embarassing for her! LOL

star4 said...

I'm a great fucking cocksucker and I don't want to lick a fucking cake shaped like one (no offense if anyone else here does).

I do think they're funny cakes, but for some strange reason, I would rather step in it.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Because Miley's rot-box has turned him gay or into some cock-cake freak. Either or makes sense to me.

star4 said...

Almost every post I do is doubled or tripled.  So annoying.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

More like a command. *evil grin*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

More like a command. *evil grin*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

No offense taken. I'm a cock suckin lovin' bitch! ☺

Cock to me is like Twizzlers, makes mouths happy!

MegO said...

oooo what are you commanding me to do FB.... ;)

star4 said...

I flove you too sweetums!
♥♥♥♥

star4 said...

I'm a great fucking cocksucker and I don't want to lick a fucking cake shaped like one (no offense if anyone else here does).

I do think they're funny cakes, but for some strange reason, I would rather step in it.

MegO said...

I know.... come on Disqus get your shit together you fucktards!

star4 said...

I flove you too sweetums!
♥♥♥♥

MegO said...

Well it was her 25th bday.... her mom even asked what kind of vibe it was cause she was looking at getting one.... now that was kinda weird! lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's bullshit!

star4 said...

Are you fucking kidding me????  Is this a manip???  She is one classy bitch.  I'm so glad so many young girls look up to her.  FUCKING TWAT!... SHOUTY CAPITALS ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Fix Disqus. lol

MegO said...

Fuck I would if I could FB!

star4 said...

Damn straight! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

No, it's not a manip it's real!
She's trying so hard to be an adult! Ugh

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/miley-cyrus-penis-cake-2.jpg

PinkLady_BTB® said...

LMAO!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

The real joke here is that she's probably had a bigger dick in that mouth of hers.

star4 said...

What the hell is this world coming to? And people have the audacity to put Kristen down for being, um... I don't know... real, secretive, non-Hollywood???!!! If this (Miley, and those like her) is Hollywood, let it burn in hell!
...Sorry, I don't know what is wrong with me today. I need to read me some 50... change my train of thought.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG!

LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yeah, Slutty Cyrus was in her element that day! Really sad! And I'm so happy that Kristen is different and real!

Well, let's foget about her! How about a nice BD picture?! It's big
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyeuvxScNy1qjb77to1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1327679852&Signature=iQJ8qcuP8yCNhy2b6VYwHIkpH20%3D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's a wallpaper, sister!!!!

star4 said...

Don't do this to me! That pic... I had just regained my consciousness. I swear to Edward that my eyes are brimming with tears right now.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

IKR?!

leahreallyitis said...

PL thanks  for re reminding me(speaking of MM) HERE is my rendition of happy  birthday  for Jen *sings*
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy brithday dear Jen
happy birthday to yoooouuuu!

leahreallyitis said...

DAMN! *looks at the baby in shock*

leahreallyitis said...

me too!

leahreallyitis said...

I LOVE IT that vid is HOT

leahreallyitis said...

Its always a BITCH  lol :/

leahreallyitis said...

piece of shit DISQUS!

leahreallyitis said...

>.< nough said!

leahreallyitis said...

I love it!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

this avi you have is great I think!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

oh yeah......*licks lips*

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!! your shittin me right?! that is actually MC?!

leahreallyitis said...

OH MY GOD if this gets out on the WHOLE internet including the entertainment shows she is DAWG SHIT

leahreallyitis said...

I do not like this BITCH AT ALL she totally slammed the cast and said woo I don't like the saga I'm not a fan and I don't like werewovles or vampires I wanted to kick her fuckng boney trailor trash ASS!

leahreallyitis said...

I was just saying she has a BIG ass mouth and I hate her and she slammed the cast by talking shit about them this happend at the MTV MOVIE AWARDS in 2009 I wanted to sooooo fuckin badlyto kick her ass!! she is known as Cyrus the virus!!

leahreallyitis said...

NICE!!!

leahreallyitis said...

NICE!!!

leahreallyitis said...

I don't blame ya! god I love that man with every single fiber of my being!

leahreallyitis said...

exactly!

leahreallyitis said...

It's big enough! she could fit ten dicks in her mouth!

leahreallyitis said...

hahahhahahahahahahaaaa!!!! OH.MYGOD. that must have been ACKWARD!

leahreallyitis said...

shit if it were me I would want the ground to swallow me up LOL! I mean I can understand if it is just your girlfriends and it is a ladies night out but to have your grandmother and your mom there I would DIE!!

leahreallyitis said...

shit if it were me I would want the ground to swallow me up LOL! I mean I can understand if it is just your girlfriends and it is a ladies night out but to have your grandmother and your mom there I would DIE!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And that's with those big fucking teeth of hers in there with them!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!!! I take back what I said above your comment her mom is cool! and funny! what about her grandmother how did she take it?! LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

haa hhahaa so fucking true!

leahreallyitis said...

she is tramp anyway  lol

leahreallyitis said...

I wonder too!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I would have to agree lol!

leahreallyitis said...

MC is a trailor trash BITCH

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmmmmm ;)

leahreallyitis said...

I know it is FUCKING annoying!

leahreallyitis said...

and it is wearing my patience thin!

leahreallyitis said...

I hear ya! >.< DAMN DISQUS!

leahreallyitis said...

yep they are FUCKTARDS! UGH!!!

leahreallyitis said...

It's been doing that on other sites like Robsessed and the bd site too as well!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL! yeah I thought the samething

leahreallyitis said...

xD!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah he could ;)

MegO said...

That would be the right thing to do! 

MegO said...

*phew* so it wasn't a blonde moment! Or we both had blonde moments! lol. 

MegO said...

Yah I like this one! 

MegO said...

She didn't say anything.... thankfully they left before we all started with the sick jokes... lol

star4 said...

Yup, every fiber! And fibers that are not even attached to my being... some are in the other room!

ohbitemeplease said...

I think my heart just stopped. This man is fucking stunning. Dammmm.