Thursday, January 12, 2012

CAPTION THIS, BITCHES!


The captions are endless!

♥♥♥Thank you BTB Aurora for sending in the pix♥♥♥
*MUAH*

Yes BTBs I said PIX...you get one now and another later.

*evil grin*

115 comments:

leahreallyitis said...

"hey camera man are ya gettin "THIS"?!

leahreallyitis said...

aw thank you BTB's for voting for me for the biggest monster cock award!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

"Another award for my cock. You really shouldn't have done that. Now he's got a big head!"

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Is it just me or is he bulging out of his shirt more than usual?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

He's definitely displaying some peakage there.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ROB (mentally): Thank you, I'd like to hang around longer but that would be fucking lie because Kristen is waiting for me back home and she's handcuffed wearing nothing but a smile and I gotta swing In-N-Out to grab us some dinner. PEACE OUT, BITCHES.




ROB(verbally): (watch video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7O5QTnESU&feature=player_embedded

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I've noticed that too hmmmm

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

"yeah I know I have big cock" is'nt it cool?

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

In-N-Out really a euphemism for Monster cock fun time!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

If my vag could just rub on those biceps for like 5 minutes, I'd die happy!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I was going to use Jack In Box but thought In-N-Out FIT so much better.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

OMFG! If I could do that I would cause a suction that no one could pull us apart!

MegO said...

ROB: So I'd love to hang around but the after party is calling my name and it involves no clothes and my monster cock. See ya bitches later! 

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

The image in my head is hilarious!
BTB's hanging all over him, suctioned on by our vag's!

Aurora23 said...

Rob: "see all you haters who thought I would not win anything but Twilight awards, SUCK THIS!"

Points to Sparkle stick and gives a thrust to the haters!

Lol cheesy I know but it makes me lol!

Aurora23 said...

Hahahaha thought the same thing!

star4 said...

If my vag could rub on those biceps for like 5 minutes, he wouldn't need a shower afterward.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's a trained secret and not many know of it. But Katy Perry knows and teaches it at our BTB Academy for up and CUMMING BTBs of tomorrow.

star4 said...

I LOOOOOOOOVE me a MEATY Rob... give me some cushion, and something to grab and grind against.... UNNNFFF!

star4 said...

Rob:  "Guess what else I shaved."

star4 said...

Not cheesy, fucking awesome!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Um, I have no idea what you are talking about Rob. Please show us!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

your avi...must fuck it....your avi...must sit on it!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

So that's how you do the splits!
BTB's have mad skills!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's a trained secret and not many know of it. But Katy Perry knows and teaches it at our BTB Academy for up and CUMMING BTBs of tomorrow.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We are everywhere! Some live out-loud some like to live a more secretive life. What fun is that?!!

star4 said...

Move the cig first, watch out for your cooter!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Cig burns would be a braggin' right to me! lol

star4 said...

I can picture it... showing some random stranger you scarred choochie.

Had no idea Rob was into S&M!   Hm!    ☺

Angelahorny4Rob said...

*In his deep sing song  voice*   I'm sexy and I know it

PinkLady_BTB® said...

LOL

MegO said...

LMFAO fuck that's quite the picture!

star4 said...

Ooh, I bet he does.

Oh man, wasn't prepared... just wet myself.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

'I'm sexy and I know it!'

Sorry, I can't get the song out of my head. But it kinda fits! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

BREAK IT DOWN FOR US, BTB!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-wClz6Jo4

Angelahorny4Rob said...

OMG guys LMFAO! You guys are giving me a fucking hilarious image.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Yeah baby. And I don't even like that song! LOL

But when it fits....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo3cddVFX1qdx3u7o1_500.gif

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Uh man thanks. Goes to change panties

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Ha, we had the same idea! :-)

'Girl, look at that body......'

star4 said...

*fans self*
Rob should be illegal.  Torture is illegal, right?  That man is mother fucking torture.  

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's how we roll.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's fucking hot, PL!!!!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

"I work Out"


*HI5*

star4 said...

Literally (lit-chralee)...  Fuck THIS mother like torture!

MegO said...

LMAO Austin's hockey team listens to that in the dressing room and Austin hates it! lol. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Are you serious??!! That's how they try to pump the kids up? LMAO!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Wohoo

*Hi5*

MegO said...

The kids bring their own iPods and they have an iPod doc for the dressing room so the kids pick the songs. Austin prefers ACDC nd Guns n Roses and Bon Jovi and stuff so he wears headphones and listens to his own iPod. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Have they ever listened to Skillet? That band kicks ass! I love it!

star4 said...

I'm sorry this is getting way off topic, but I was wondering where "Like a Boss" came from and found this vid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c Then after that, I found this vid  (Adam, this happens to me all the time..... when I'm on my fave BTB site!!!!)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=relmfu Adam Sandberg is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!  Tears of laughter lit-chralee streaming down my face.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ROFLMFAO!

MegO said...

I hadn't before but I just looked them up on Youtube. Awesome! I'll have to play some of their stuff for Austin after school. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

So many of their songs remind me of Twilight. I've been obsessed every since I heard their song, Comatose. Gives me goosebumps!

star4 said...

Sorry to bother all of you with this shit, but I can't get over how fucking funny all this shit is....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

How could you bother us? You are one of us! LOL

Those pix are fucking hysterical! That monkey is freaking me the fuck out! LMAO!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

IKR look at those balls and the needle for penis. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Just more proof God is a woman and she does have a sense of humor.

leahreallyitis said...

thats a good one!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Jizz in my pants...That's totally us on this site. HaHa

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO! smart kid!

leahreallyitis said...

again smart kid!

leahreallyitis said...

that is so hilarious!

leahreallyitis said...

*dying of laughter* they are fuckin funny!!

star4 said...

Ok, last post for now... gotta get some productive stuff done....

Peace!

Aurora23 said...

He can burn me, choke me, whip me, hit me anything he wants as long as he fucks me till I can't scream no more!

Aurora23 said...

Love that song! Freaking hilarious!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Funny indeed

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

LOL  We are gluttons for punishment!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Fucking hot! Nice job PL!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Thanks. But I only found it. ;-)
I'm not really talented with photoshop.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

And Shared it! I had to save that one!
I'm working on learning photoshop right now.
I couldn't take it anymore! all those hot manips keep popping up and it looks like a lot of fun creating those!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

That's great!
Did you buy photoshop or downloaded it on the internet?

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

B-day present from the DH  :)

leahreallyitis said...

*changes panties*

leahreallyitis said...

I so agree! lets make a citzens arrest *goes to get handcuffs*

leahreallyitis said...

we certainly are when it comes to this FUCK HOT GOD!

leahreallyitis said...

he has this look of: well drop your panties and lets fuck!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!! that is good!!

star4 said...

We will cuff him, frisk him, do a strip search, full body cavity probe.... oh wait, he shall probe OUR cavities.  LOL!

star4 said...

I just had a revelation..... I'm sure Rob looks at his shit on the net all the time... he probably knows how us crazy bitches react to his fuck-hotness... he knows he can melt us with his hotness.... Sooooo, he has been trying to shed his hotness by growing mountain man beards, and shaving off his fuck hair.
He has no idea that there is no way to cock (vag?) block us. He will always be amazing and fuckable no matter how bad he tries to make himself look!

NICE TRY ROB! ISN'T WORKING!!!

star4 said...

What a trip! I didn't know a thread had started on Robsessed in regards to the hair subject... I would post this there, but it's a little R rated. ;-)

star4 said...

I just clicked on "follow" you, simply because your avi makes me cream!.... and you're a sizzlin BTB! ;-)

MegO said...

He gets that from his momma! Trust me I have some good sources! ;) 

MegO said...

Fuck the Meerkat one?!?!? LMFAO 

MegO said...

Me too! lol

MegO said...

An they can be a little uptight..... lol. 

leahreallyitis said...

well of course he does :)

leahreallyitis said...

wooooo now that's what I call a citzen arrest! he probe us ANYTIME with those FUCK HOT hands!

leahreallyitis said...

*high 5* on that one! so fucking well said! it is so true! he can run naked thru(with us of course) a field of daises with his hair on fire and his ass painted green!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

ever since I have commented on robessed I have been influence on everyone ha haha hahaha I say R rated things all the time!

leahreallyitis said...

VERY TASTY!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That poor monkey. I bet he has to squat to pee and then he pisses all over those volleyball balls of his. That's a damn shame but fuckin' funny!

star4 said...

Sometimes I post something on robsessed, and then remember that I'm not on RC or BTB, and I have to cancel it.  ;-)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL

Karen60BTB said...

Rob:"  Thank you for the award. Now I'd like to draw you attention to my big dick..."

leahreallyitis said...

oh thats a good one!

leahreallyitis said...

I say FUCK HOT all time and few other thing s LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

whos the guest with the avi down below my comment and this persons comment has been removed is it someone from the RC if I'm out of line asking I'll shut the fuck up and not emtnion it anymore :)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Where? It might have been my comment and I dup'd it and I just removed it.

star4 said...

I see that one.  Maybe she typed something, and then she proceeded to read the rest of our BTB posts, and  it scared her... she shit her pants.

MegO said...

Fuck I would laugh so hard if I saw that at the zoo!!! 

MegO said...

But imagine how they would react to humping the screen or a lot of the other things we say! lol. 

MegO said...

;) ll the kids must get there smarts from me and all of their bad behaviour from their father! lol. 

MegO said...

Austin couldn't listen to it last night, poor kid came home with such a bad headache cause of his concussion.... :( Still 0 days symptom free.... 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That sucks. Poor lil' man. *sad panda face*

MegO said...

Yah he's getting frustrated. He's still going on the bus to his teams game on Saturday, he can hang out with them for the 3.5 hour bus ride! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

3.5 hr bus ride? YUCK!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'd die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nKBKPcycFE

MegO said...

Yup! They'll be on a bus for 7 hours total for just one day! 

MegO said...

hahahahaha it's not bad cause it's a luxurybus with TVs and soft seats and they all their own iPod touches to play on. Kids these days are spoiled! LMAO

leahreallyitis said...

haha ha ha ha so true!

leahreallyitis said...

oh okay LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm still learning. GIVE ME A BREAK! J/K lol