DEEBERT: MASTER OF THE TURDIVERSE AND BEYOND

It's been way past due for me to do a post. I have to apologize my life has been a total bitch lately. 

BUT not as a big of bitch as our favorite punching bag, DEEDEE777. She must have discovered a miracle drug because the cunt is back!

Yes, our sweet little survior is back with fist a blazin'! Her Vitamin B shot must have kicked in because she came after us like Stephenie Meyer at a Twinkie convention.

Here's just a clip of her sad attempt to redeem herself.

*please excuse me while I piss myself laughing*

 

Oh Heavenly Father above please stop me from laughing before I rupture something and end up next to DeeDee in the hospital.

When I think of Deebert I just want to:

 

I think that when the world comes to an end all that will be left is cockroaches, Cher, The Kardashians and DEEDEE777.

It's so great to be back and there's a new level of BTB-ism that has been woken inside me. 

Brace yourself....it's hardcore and it's cumming out hard!

p.s. Here's THE JAW...

BTB WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend My LOVERS!!!!! (In the US)

Happy Memorial Weekend!!!

I hope everyone has an awesome weekend!

And can anyone tell me when will MISSION BLACKLIST is coming out/being filmed/ etc?

Enjoy these magnificent manips for now...

Gosh, I need to go and change my panties UNF!

This last one make me: djbvaivba;ofebva;eibjvl;aevjeornbqwobvqovb

*hump my keyboard*

No more Robsten.... AGAIN??

So the rumor mill says Rob is a single man again *sharpens cougar teeth* 

What the hell happened?!?

Did he finally realize BTB are the women of his dreams? Why have one , when you can have them all!!! Right?!?!

Well, tell me in the comments why you think they broke up, or who will be the best replacement for Kstew... Fell free to add my name!! LOL

**Love you girls, sorry for the absence again, real life was sucking BIG TIME!

Errrrrr..... NOPE!

I don't know where to start with this pic...

Thanks to whomever made this manip... 

I appreciate it... BUT WHY did you have to make Emmett SO FAT!?! 

And look at the size of Bella's kenkles... and Alice's guns!

So much win

One word: Awesome!

This is fucking awesome! 

5-head looks so creepy, I love it! 

LMFAO!

*Enter Dirty Comments HERE*

Oh.My.God.

Thanks to our WONDERFUL MegO-BTB, we got this gem!

My head is SO filled with dirty thoughts I think it may explode!

LOL

I keep waiting for Kellan to pull 
one of these out! LMAO

K-Stew and Clothes...

K-Stew is widely known by her "Clothes Stealing Borrowing"

I'm sure, she has enough money to buy her own...

So what triggers it?

Here is what I think:

KStew is part Seagull.

She sees it, she wants it, she fights for it!

Rob has shown a lot of new clothes lately...

She must be in shoplifting heaven!!!

LOL

OMG THIS MADE ME WAIL!

As I read this, I was in my kitchen, first thing that popped-up into my head was: this blog, Rob and Kris...

OMG the pain I felt was unreal, it's unthinkable...

*wipes tears*

I remember when I first saw the poster for the movie Twilight; I thought it was juvenile and I refused to go to the theater and support that crap, I had seen the books, but they didn't appeal me at all...

Then, one afternoon, while I was surfing through channels HBO was playing said movie... and I said: "what the hell, I have nothing better to do" So I watched it...

Oh boy, oh boy...

When Edward enters that cafeteria, I was done.

Love at first sight, I never seen that man before, my panties were trembling...

That hair, the loopsided smile, that voice!

From that day on, About three things I was absolutely positive. 

First, Edward was Rob and he was an English man.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that he was a adorable dork.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

FOREVER.

Love.Peace.Twilight.

HOLY CRAP!

*tears up again*

HOLY PECS!

What's air?

Do I need it?!?!

ROB has clearly been working out... JESUS!

*humps air*

BRB, I need to new shammanties...

PS: Apologies my BTBs, life has been nuts. But you know I love you! MUAH! 

Oh, No You Didn't! But, yeah they did! LOL

A fucking person, with a sick twisted sense of humor created this!

What can I say you fucking EVIL GENIUS! 

I Fucking Love you!

LMFAO!

Poor Kristen, she looks like she's on meth LOL

They did it to Kimmy and her black BF LOL

And to one of my favorite people in the world!

Poor Sofia Vergara!!! LMFAO!!! 

To view all the magic click HERE!!!

(and I know you can't resist my "click here's" LOL)

Thank you facebook and tumblr, 

bc of you I'll have fucking nightmares tonight! 

THIS MIGHT BE OUR CHRISTIAN GREY

Before I go any further I will need our BTB MegO to sit down and try not to flood the room!

Stephen Amell has released a comment saying he has had meetings in regard to playing  

....yes...

CHRISTIAN GREY. 

Very nice.

You might know Stephen better from his CW show, Arrow.

 Very, very nice!

My ovaries are still holding out for Rob or Henry but my lady grapes are hopeless dreamers.

 

 You can check out SA's facebook page to watch the vid of him talking about it.

*****

L♥VES YA/MISSES YA, BTBS!

Where you bitches at???!!!!