Friday, December 2, 2011

December for the Krisbians HO's


December is Full of Ho's
What a better day to celebrate day #2 of December than some naughty Kstew ♥

Here is for all the Krisbians! Enjoy~ 


More SEXY Kstew after the break! 


FINGER PORN FRIDAY



The end of the week has finally arrived! And there's no better way to celebrate it then with some great finger porn from our favorite guy.

Any ideas what he's thinking to do with that index finger??


Hmmm....Me thinks he just got done eating dinner...aka Kristen.




Thursday, December 1, 2011

YOU GOT IT AND WE WANT IT!


LISTEN UP BTBS! WE WANT YOU TO HELP MAKE THIS THE BEST IN YOUR FACE, PANTY DRIPPING, SWEAT SOAKING, PORN MOANING, CUM SQUIRTING BTB SITE ON THE PLANET (I think we're the only BTB site on the planet...hmm..that's beside the point)!!!

....anyway....

ON THE HOME PAGE ON THE TOP LEFT SIDE IS AN EMAIL ADDRESS, USE IT!
WE WANT YOUR IDEAS AND IF YOU HAVE A CHERRY POPPIN' PIC LET US SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE BTBS THAT CUM HERE TO QUIVER AND SHIVER!

SO LET US HEAR ALL THOSE FINGERS CLICKING ON THOSE KEYBOARDS AND GIVE YOUR CLIT A BREAK. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

LOVE YOU BITCHES!
SM♥♥CHES
XOXOX


HEAR NO STRAIGHT, SEE NO STRAIGHT, SPEAK NO STRAIGHT



Of all the many mysteries in the world, this is not one of them. I need to file this post under "TOLD YA!"

I would never fuck any of the Jonas brothers...mainly because I don't have a dick. But with that said, I bet they make amazing shopping buddies!

STOP! MISSING PERSON ALERT!!!



THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I NEED ALL MY BTBS TO RALLY TOGETHER TO HELP FIND MY GRANDPARENTS! THEY WERE LAST SEEN TAKING A ROAD TRIP ACROSS COUNTRY. THE OFFICIALS BELIEVE THEY WERE HEADED TO LOS ANGELES. ME AND MY FAMILY HAVE NO CLUE WHY THEY WOULD BE GOING OUT THERE. BELOW IS THE MOST RECENT PHOTO WE HAVE OF THEM. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED!!

PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY INFORMATION.

MUCH L♥VE, FB





















NOW WE KNOW HOW THE RATHBONER LIKES TO WRAP UP HIS GIFTS


'Tis the season to be a horny bitch!

I can actually hear all the ovaries exploding from you all looking at this pic.

♪♫FA-LA-LA-LA-LA FUCK ME♫♪

December is here HO's!

What a better way to celebrate the new page on my Robward calendar, than a few Clauswards, uh?

Happy December Bitches!!!!


More drools after the Jump!! *jumps*

FOR THE BTB IN NEED


Thanks to our BTB Mariana, I am pleased to announce the opening of our new BTB Clinic. It was because of her great idea that this establishment is now available to all BTBs in need of some BTB TLC.

No matter the reason or cause, all BTBs are welcome here to relax and focus on what's important...ROB'S DICK.


XXXX

THREESOME THURSDAY!


Shut your office door, put the kids down for a nap, push down those lace panties and get ready to soak your carpet.

I never wanted to be a sofa more in my life! Is it just me or does the bitch boy on the bottom look alot like Daddy C. from his earlier days?

WITH DREAMS WHO NEEDS DRUGS?!?!?!

Dreams...WHAT THE FUCK? I know all you BTBs know what I'm talking about. From out of nowhere the weirdest fucking dreams climb inside your head at night and can mentally brain fuck you to death.

My dream last night was so odd and disturbing I may need to seek counseling.

It started with myself having lunch with Brett Butler and her daughter. I would not stop telling them how amazing their eye makeup looked and now much they resembled Delta Burke. (I KNOW..WTF?!) The dream continued when I left them to go to work where my employer was Dog The Bounty Hunter and his brother. But instead of bounty hunting he owned a locksmith shop and he also produced their own line of caulking supplies (again, I know..WTF??!!) Well, Dog's son was my trainer and he gave me two manuals (I thought they were manuals) but turned out to be porno mags. I laid on my tummy and started skimming through the mags and giggling. Time past and day turned to night. Then Dog's son was outside the building and now he was a vampire (dressed like the 1940's vampire) and he was screaming at me through the window that he wanted me to come outside so he could kill me and marry me...yes, in that order. And that is how the dream ended. *shakes head in embarrassment & confusion*

I ask you BTBs, WHAT THE FUCK?! Please share any of your deranged dreams so I don't feel like such a freak. I have a feeling at no matter what you post I'll end up in the corner crying and sucking my thumb.