Monday, October 29, 2012

SMELLS LIKE SEX!

HOLY SHIT!


So apparently Rob has a new gig!


E! News can exclusively reveal that the Twilight star has signed a mega-deal with Christian Dior.

Pattinson will star in a series of ad campaigns for the French fashion house's line of men's fragrances.

"Rob likes the brand," reports a source, who estimates the deal at being worth close to $12 million for three years.

We all know ROB is no stranger to Dior. He's hit the red carpet in several different Dior Homme looks, including a tuxedo at this year's Cannes Film Festival and jeans at the Teen Choice Awards.



*swoon*




INSERT ROB HERE:

FUCK ME.





*faints in puddle of own fluids*

Just imagine Rob in these sexy videos?!
MAYBE NAKED!

*slips, falls and dies*

8 comments:

MFOXY♥Im.IronMan♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dry humping my bottle of dior as we speak! LOL 

JIMD-Twifan since 2007-BTB said...

I will work my ass off to lose weight and look all sexy if it means I can be a model for Rob in one of his perfume ads. Seriously. 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I love/lust this man so much Dior could just soak Rob's dirty socks and underwear in water and the wring them out and bottle the water and I would BUY every bottle. Sick bitch? Probably. Horny bitch for Rob? FOR SURE.

star4_BTB® said...

 No shit.  As much as I'm looking forward to seeing him in a Dior add, I hope he doesn't take to wearing it too often.... I don't like it when men wear cologne.  I like the smell of a man... and I'm sure Rob smells pretty damn fine!  UNF!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Yeah, I agree with you. Sometimes but not all the time.

Damada92**BTB to the end** said...

Rob just made my Christmas shopping for my DH a little easier!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LMFAO! Rob is helping us BTBs out with Christmas and he doesn't even know it.

bobanna said...

I am a hot mess right now. Breathless from the latest Breaking Dawn clip in the bedroom, totally creeped out from all your ghost stories and now imagining DiorRob working it James Bond style in one of these ads. Even ZombieRob is doing it for me. How am I going to sleep !!! Horny BTB alert!!!