Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Le Twilight Fans: TWI-TARDS Edition

With Breaking Dawn 2 approaching fast, let's take a moment to remember the fans who stood and waited for days for BD1 premier... 

There is so much wrong with these photos, I have no idea where to start...



Oh, I think she meant McRib... not Rob 

37 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This is for the girl on the second pic... Holy wet armpits batman!! LOL

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/165432/300.jpg

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Holy shit! Crazy people!
Is the last one a woman?! Really?! Because I'm sorry but it's either  a man or a lesbian from what I can tell! And why would a lesbian like Rob?! Hhmmm

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

OMF-OBESITY!

I bet if she was to turn around (which may take a few days) the back of her tee would say "but I love Burger King's Triple Whoppers more than Rob...yum!"

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

How much do you wanna bet the reason why #3's arm is in a cast is because she-he mistook it for a loin of pork.

I'll put money on it!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! 

OH GOD!!!! I had my mind in a near place!!! LOL!!!

God I've missed you!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

What gave her away? Was it the Mohawk, the aviator glasses, or the chain hanging down the pocket?  Hot fucking mess! LOL 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Is it just me, or someone drew a whale on her cast?! LOL!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

#2 twisted digits are scaring me the fuck out! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Oh dear! Where was your mind going with it?????!!!!

*starts gigglin'*

RL has been fucking up the BTB Universe in a major fucked up way. We need to realign the BTB axis so it doesn't happen again.

XOXO

P.S. Did you get my email about "fuckyou"? I already took care of it.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

What?!?! NO!!!! I had to buy a new memory card for my phone and my e-mail it's been down! I'll check it online RIGHT NOW!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I bet that's Justin Bieber's mom.

BABY! BABY! BABY! NOM!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 It's titled, "Self Portrait of Moi".

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 OMG! Little sausage fingers! The worst! And someone needs to tell her that her pit-pussy is leaking...*gags*

The real fucked up thing about #2 is she's actually trying to suck in her stomach. Just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits.

Joan Rivers 101.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Holy shit!!! WTF!!! That bitch has some angers issues towards a fanfic writer! LOL!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!! BATL!!!! 

You can suck it in, but back fat doesn't lie! LOL!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

it's not right to have more rolls than tits... it's against nature!!! LOL!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

IKR! I didn't even want to bait them back. I know we joke about crazy shit but that comment was fucked up for a newbie. Newbie no more.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Back fat will always tattle on you. LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 BATL!!!!!! Fuck I needed this laughter!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Fuck me, it was kinda scary! full blown out psycho if you ask me! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

There is something wrong with #1 and company! was this a "special" visit for "special" fans? she certainly looks like she's missing few steps on the ladder... LOL 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I hate sad eyebrows... #2 has a bad a case of sad eyebrows!
If you gonna pluck your eyebrows do it from the bottom up! (but not much either, you don't want drag-queen surprised face!)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7o2ut8kaB1qgearwo1_500.jpg

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I like that the normal girl in #1 is given ms. cray cray the side eye lol....btdubs Rob would NEVER put his lips or teeth on you. End of story. 

Sausage fingers scares me....I can't imagine how she smells.....you know her pits are NOT zest fully clean lol...

#3...I dunno what to say... #shakemyhead.com

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

What what what....what'd I miss!?!?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 There wasn't a drop of sarcasm or humor. After the week this country has had we don't need to read comments like that.

You don't think it's Uranus circling us for attack do you? LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS!

*runs to BTB garage*

 THE SHORT BUS IS GONE!! I REPEAT, THE SHORT BUS IS GONE!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 That's a scary fuckin' queen! *shrieks in fear*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!! Girl you slay me! LOLOLOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Crazy ass mofo left a hate msg about EL James WTF

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

This is why twilight fans get a bad name...cause stupid twats like in these pics!

1st pic cracks me up cause the expressions alone on each person are fuckin priceless! The one in the glasses looks like she is saying "damn, wish i came up with that!"

2nd pic: for sure that chick needs deoradant pronto!  She should have used those armpit covers!

3rd pic: I thought that was a dude! ahahahaha!  She looks like she would eat rob!!! YIKES!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 She might need Area 51 deodorant. It's out of this world strong!

BolansCatBlack (Joan) said...

LMFAO!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 OMG! Kitty Kat! Fuck, I've missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦ said...

LMAO @ "McRib"

And I'd have a different 4 letter on my head than BITE me! ;)

K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦ said...

LMAO!

BolansCatBlack (Joan) said...

I missed you too Cooter....sooooo much. Im not very popular with the fandom right now (imagine that) my outspoken ways seem to piss people off....who the fuck cares??? Come see me on my FB. Mwah!