Sunday, July 29, 2012

EW MAGAZINE FIFTY COVER HOAX

I almost sharted myself when I came across it!
But indeed it is a fake.



Our poor lil' BTB KK will probably have a heart attack when she sees this.

Who knows mouth-2-mouth?
*evil grin*

THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR YOU, KK!
♥♥♥






30 comments:

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Holy FUCK!

How dare you tease me with that hoax cover!

I wanna lick him! Jesus criminently why does he have to be gay!?!!!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

He's hot as fuck

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Holy shit! He is fucking hot but sooooooo Gay!

I want Rob or Henry Cavill! No one else!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

hes fuckhawt!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I'm so depressed that he is... :(

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

he is hot as fuck! I fucking love me some white collar. But when I heard he was gay, it was such a turn off... I still adore him in white collar, but as CG eeeehhhh I don't think so, that movie better make flush a river down my panties!!!


I expect nothing less! LOL

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I watched all the wc bloopers on youtube. not only is he hot...he can sing and he's funny and the way he says "fuck".... Dammit why does he have to like boys?

Anonymous said...

Here, here!!  and Ana can be played by someone else.....drop kicking Kristen

mell61 ★BTB® said...

I spotted this one, and kinda think it works!    
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C706KUh32D4 

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I know it's judgmental but I don't want a gay actor as 50.....it just isn't as carnal...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

KK is just heartbroken over MB being gay. I think we could still make her dreams come true. Here's what we will need:

*duct tape
*realistic dildo with real hair attachable hair (hair must match curtains)
*super bonding glue
*artificial nipples
*hair tie or electric razor

See where I'm going with this for KK? ☺

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I still want Rob as Fifty and HC is runner-up. Now we have to start scouting for our new Ana. Let the games begin!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Nice!

mell61 ★BTB® said...

well, works execpt for blake lively - unless she plays mrs robinson... she's one of those actresses that just makes me shudder!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

I don't get her either. And now she's with Ryan Reynolds. WTF?

mell61 ★BTB® said...

I just think she's a player, dating for her career...  And poor Ryan is fast slipping in my estimation, 2 actresses I can't stand, her and scarJo and who is he dating????!!!!
Has he no consideration for me!
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/07/ryan-reynolds.jpeg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 LMFAO! I don't know he knows you're out there. Make your presence known and he will cuuuuummmmmm knocking on your "door".

*evil grin*

mell61 ★BTB® said...

I actually would like to see Anna Kendrick as Ana, I think the has the quirkiness and talent to play Ana!    But i want Micheal Fassbender to be in the list under consideration.... now where did I leave that GIF of him spanking Keira Knightley...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Really? Anna K.? She's a great actress but she reminds me of a rabbit. I'm weird. LOL

That's a good gif!!!

mell61 ★BTB® said...

Well she's right age range, can act and I like her on screen.... some of the names being mentioned are too old, can't act or just plain annoying to watch on screen!
My second vote goes to george clooney and helen mirren... why not vote least appropriate people to play AS/CG!!!

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

Hmmmmm.... *nods*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Poor baby! *hugs*

But I think Marcela and I have a plan to make your dream come true! Checkout out my plan comment to Marcela in this post. *wink*

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

I will eventually learn to acccept that he likes boys and boys alone, I'll get over it. Give me time. But never will I ever not think he is fucking hot and should be shirtless at all times!

You pickin' up what I'm layin' down?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL! OMG! You're starting to sound like me! Getting all ghetto over there in TN! GO GIRL!

And yeah, I get it. He's a hot piece of ass. *wink*

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

*index finger in the air and moves head from side to side* Mmmmmmhhmmmmmm

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 I getcha girl!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qtbc1KwJ1rzy540o1_400.gif

♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥ said...

LMAO!

lovespunk said...

I agree with you....
love to have KS watching Rob getting nasty and women going wild ass crazy....like me.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 She can eat her jealousy and stupidity while she watches it.

lovespunk said...

YES....!  I bet alot more TWI lady fans will be more aggressive towards him during the red carpets - will love it...hope she gets booed.

Rob is still #1 for fifty - sexy as fuck... hope that this may spur EL and casting on... then #2 henry c, # 3 is Paul Walker...hot as shit.